At Halloween Horror, the wrestlers of the OWA will battle against not only themselves, but the fate of the Wheel. However the night before .they meet in a totally different arena as the OWA proudly presents the1996 OWA Achievements Awards .
Welcome to OWA Championship Wrestling. This week . the long awaited return of Amazon Woman. We've not heard a word from her since Freddy Fever attacked her and cut her hair . but tonight, she'll be here.
Wait . wait . I've got another amazing scoop . The OWA is negotiating for the return of . get this . Tiger . and Ricky Blood. They're on their way back to the OWA .
Oh . right . and you have no loyalty to the OWA, right?
Hey . someone been blabbing .
[Ed - rolls his eyes]
Also on the card for tonight, two Wheel of Torture qualifying matches. Shogun vs. Mike Mustang and the other is Consuelo Salyards in action against MegaDiesel. Winner of that match, will take on Asian Invasion in the first round of the tournament.
*mumbles* Blabbed about my angle . oh . also on tonight’s card, OWA TV Champion, Johnny Fate tangles with Asian Invasion and for the OWA Championship, Stacks Coltrain takes on Anthony Hazard.
Let's get down to ringside for our first match!
WoT Qualifier: Mike Mustang vs. Shogun
This match is one fall. It is a Wheel of Torture qualifying matchup. First, coming down the aisle, accompanied by Freddy Fever . he's a member of the Plague. He weighs in at 245 pounds, here is one half of the tag team champions, Mike Mustang! And his opponent, led to the ring by the returning Pretty Boy Monty . he weighs in at 230 pounds, he's a member of the Family . he is . Shogun!
I'm catching Shogun on his way down to his match . Shogun . comments on tonight's opponent?
We meet again Mike Mustang, but guess what looser!! This time it's just me and you, that's right ,none of your weak friends will be there to get you out of this one. You enjoyed attack me with your teammates last time we met, but now it's to face your punishment. You want to play around with the FAMILY you will pay the consequences. See you in the ring, and remember my name when they carry you out on the stretcher.
Strong words from Shogun, as he charges the ring, and Freddy bails, Shogun attacks Mustang, but from the outside, Fever grabs on to the feet of Shogun, and Mustang kicks him hard in the midsection. The referee is giving Fever a warning.
Mustang with a double ax handle chop. A couple solid punches by Mustang and Shogun is beaten down. Mustang with a whip and Gorilla Press and slam. Mustang with a chokehold . the referee counts . one . two . three . break by Mustang . the referee is warning Mustang about that chokehold .
But look, while Mustang has the referee distracted, Fever is choking out Shogun, and here comes Monty, and Fever runs to the other side of the ring.
Mustang off the ropes, but Shogun is up and nails him with the Palm Blow! He's going for the cover, but Fever is on the apron and beefing with the ref . Shogun counts to three himself . I didn't think he was that bright .
Monty comes over and pulls Fever down, and they are going at it . in the ring, Mustang with a tilt a whirl . no headscissors cradle by Shogun . one . two . three!!!
Winner of the match in 6:09, Shogun!
Fever and Mustang make a retreat on this one . though I'm not sure that Shogun is entirely satisfied with that one.
(Inside the locker room of Pretty Boy Monty, you see Monty and another guy talking)
Well Monty, I am back. I have come to rule the OWA with the rest of The Family. I want to help the Family win all the gold. I know we can capture all the gold again. I have recovered from what took me away from my wrestling career. I have added some new moves which will help me out.
Well buddy I am glad to have you back with us. This calls for some celebrating.
(The two men leave and get in a car)
Mack Truck vs. Joe B Jobber
This match is one fall. First introducing, weighing 250 pounds, here is Joe. B. Jobber! And his opponent . weighing in at 400 pounds, here is Mack Truck!
Here is the debut of Mack Truck . Jobber turns his back and here comes Truck!!
Avalanche in the corner and jobber slumps to the ground . cover . one .two . three!
The winner of the match is Mack Truck!
This is Myers Watterson with your first Halloween Horror update. Also dubbed the Wheel of Torture's Revenge, Halloween Horror mixes the luck and brutality and turns it into an art form. Here's the concept. Prior to each match in the tournament, the Wheel of Torture will be spun, and the wrestlers will wrestle that match. Winner of the match advances to the tournament. Here are the 14 matches that will be on the wheel:
Coal Miner's Glove Match
Parking Lot Match
Amateur Rules Match
First Blood Match
Falls Count Anywhere Match
NO DQ Match
Over the Top Rope Match
Once a match is selected, it is removed from the Wheel. All matches will be used, unless there is a draw during the tournament. Amazon Woman, who won last year's tournament, has received a bye into the second round. The other qualifiers are, Miguel Thunder, Chaos, JetStream, Gustaffson, Asian Invasion, Traci Lane and Shogun.
The main even for this event will be a no time limit match for the OWA Title as current Champ, Stacks Coltrain takes on former champion, Rachel Ryan.
The tag team match is still up in the air, we have yet to get an announcement on that one. But as far as I know the Chiefs will be defending the OWA Tag Team Championship at Halloween Horror.
Announced last week on the OWA Magazine, InterNet Champion Monica Brant will take on Freddy Fever. This is dependent upon her retaining the title against stablemate Gustaffson at the Countdown show.
And newly added this week, OWA TV Champion Johnny Fate will take on former Champion Mariko. The title will be on the line.
That's all the news for now.
WoT Qualifier: Consuelo Salyards vs. MegaDiesel
This match is one fall and is a Wheel of Torture qualifying matchup. First, being led to the ring by Gustaffson, she weighs in at 126 pounds, here is the "Latin Lover" Consuelo Salyards! And her opponent, being led to the ring by his tag team partner, Sabin Figaro, he weighs in at 350 pounds, here is MegaDiesel!!!
Here we go . winner advances to the Wheel of Torture to face Asian Invasion in the first round. We have lock up. Consuelo spins around and goes for a belly to back . but MegaDiesel is just too big . he ain't going no where . he nails her with an elbowsmash. Clothesline by MegaDiesel.
MegaDiesel with another clothesline . Consuelo counters with a crucifix . but she cannot bring the big guy over. Fallaway slam by MegaDiesel ends that one. One . two . kickout by Salyards. MegaDiesel with a whip, Salyards off the ropes with a flying shoulderblock that barely staggers the big guy . Salyards off the ropes again with a flying lariat . and MegaDiesel steps back .
Salyards again off the ropes with a flying clothesline and MegaDiesel goes DOWN . Salyards with a flying somersault splash and cover . one . two . kickout by MegaDiesel. Consuelo climbs to the top turnbuckle and flying bulldog and cover . one . two . kickout by MegaDiesel.
Consuelo off the ropes . flying cross body block, but MegaDiesel catches her and slams her to the mat. MegaDiesel off the ropes and kneedrop on Consuelo. He pulls her up and executes a nice bulldog headlock. Cover by Mega . one . two . kickout by Salyards.
MegaDiesel places Consuelo on the top turnbuckle . Consuelo kicks off MegaDiesel and stands on the top . she leaps off with a sunset flip . one . two . three!!!
Winner of the match in 8:36, Consuelo Salyards.
Stupid, Stupid, Executioner!!! Tsk, Tsk. Don't you understand that you can't win the belt on a count out? That’s why your not champ my friend. In fact that’s why I am champ, because of idiots like you doing stupid things like that!! Executioner remember that I will have this belt until someone smarter than I beats me. Executioner your not that man!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Asian Invasion? Asian Invasion? What the hell is that all about? Why must the bookers give me cheap trash like this wrestler? Asian Invasion? Asian Invasion . .I'm going to send you back to you rice eating family, and your old rickshaw business!!!!! Asian Invasion . ."Fate will definitely be knocking or your door!!!!"
FINALLY!!! The oppression of Asian Invasion is over!!! I will NOT blow this opportunity to set myself amongst the OWA elite. Johnny Fate, your fate is decided, and it is, WINNER, and NEW OWA TV Champion, Asian Invasion. I just hope that your old FATE doesn't catch up with you.
OWA TV Championship: Johnny Fate vs. Asian Invasion
This match is one fall and is for the OWA TV Championship. First introducing the challenger. He weighs in at 230 pounds, here is Asian Invasion! . and his opponent. He weighs in at 245 pounds, he is the OWA TV Champion, here is Johnny Fate!
Fate clobbers Invasion before the bell and throws him out of the ring . Fate comes off the apron with a double ax handle, but Invasion nails him in the stomach with a fist. Invasion whips Fate into the ringsteps. Invasion slams the head of Fate into the ring apron. Invasion enters the ring, and pulls Fate in afterwards.
Cover by Invasion . one . two . th . kickout by Fate. Invasion off the ropes, nails Fate with a flying forearm. Invasion whips Fate into the ropes, but Fate comes off with a flying dropkick. Invasion is up and whips Fate into the corner . he follows him in . but Fate nails him with a low blow .
Referee didn't catch that, but he has a feeling and is giving Fate a stern warning. Fate with a springboard lariat. He follows that up with a cartwheel kick. This match has turned around into Fate's favor following that low blow. Spinning DDT by Fate.
Cover by Fate . one . two . kickout by Invasion. Johnny pulls him to his feet . Invasion with a low blow of his own . Invasion goes wild with a flying karate chop . Garvin stomp by Invasion . Invasion pulls up Fate and NAILS him with a superkick . cover . one . two . Fate puts his feet on the ropes .
Fate reaches outside the ring and brings in the Fate Pipe and nails Invasion . the ref is calling for the bell. Fate raises his hand .
Winner of the match as a result of a disqualification . Asian Invasion!
(The scene is somewhere in the depths of the jungle. A small group of explorers trudge through the greenery, carrying backpacks and machetes. The camera zooms in to show the Femmes, accompanied by their bodyguard Gustaffson, wearing sweat-enhanced khaki outfits that leave little to the imagination. In the lead is Rachel Ryan, who stops to whip some of the sweat from her brow, and Traci Lane takes the opportunity to step closer.)
This is the last time I let you suggest a vacation spot, Rachel.
(Grins) Hey, I promised you fun in the sun, didn't I? Besides, after all the crap that's been dumped on us, I think we could use a little discipline.
Hei. And I will give much discipline to Johnny Fate. He not understand that he have my belt. I take it and hurt him like I hurt Mayhem.
Well, Johnny's days are numbered, that's for sure. And I wouldn't want to be in Freddy Fever's shoes right now, either.
(Grins) Little Freddy Malaria didn't seem to like it when I showed up at ringside, did he? And, what's with this challenge thing? You have to wait til the Countdown to see who you'll face on Halloween?
That's right. I just hope that Stacks comes out on top, cause I have something to prove to that girl. Though I wouldn't mind getting my hands on Freddy too.
Hei. And, who is this Mack Truck person? Another American male who believes beating on women is easy?
Mack Truck! He go down! I geeve him mucho punishment!
(As the Femmes move past some foliage, they come to a shady area beside a river.)
Want to take a rest break?
Yeah. Let's relax for a while.
(They take off their packs, and stretch out on the bank. Rachel wanders a few yards into the river, to about knee-height, and splashes some water on her face.)
Rachel, be careful. You don't know what's in--
(Rachel falls away as a huge crocodile explodes from under the water's surface. She scrambles back, but the croc advances on her too quickly for her to flee. Ryan swings forward in a crouch as the beast lunges, its jaws slamming closed mere inches from her body.)
Rachel, get out of there!
(The croc lunges again, and she catches it under its body, embracing its neck. She holds the thrashing creature in a death grip as they struggle for supremacy. Rachel falls and rolls onto its back, pinning it beneath her. Water splashes from below them as its body and tail undulate. She pins its lower jaw to the muddy bottom with one hand, then slowly, inexorably, her sinews rippling, she draws its upper jaw toward her. It's struggles intensify as she pulls, and pulls, until with a spray of blood and a resounding CRACK!, she breaks its jaws apart.)
Party's over, Godzilla!
(She puts its ruined mouth back in place, and with a sudden, savage jerk, breaks its neck. Panting, she gets up and sloshes back to shore, where she high-fives the other Femmes.)
WOOOO!!! Marlin Perkins' ain't got a thing on you, girl!
So true! Now who's got the brews?
Pretty Boy Monty vs. Amazon Woman
This match is one fall. First, being led to the ring by the Executioner . he weighs in at 275 pounds . he is a member of the Family . returning to action tonight, is Pretty Boy Monty! And his opponent . also returning to action this week . she weighs in at 165 pounds . here is the former OWA Champion, TV Champion, InterNet Champion and Tag Team Champion, here is Amazon Woman!
Monty is now in the ring. Amazon Woman's music is playing . but so far she hasn't appeared at ringside. Monty and Executioner are conferring . and shrugging.
I bet you she's afraid to show up. Afraid Fever might be come down to ringside.
I doubt that sincerely. Here comes another official. He's talking to the in-ring official . now they are conferring with the ring announcer.
What's going on??
Ladies and Gentlemen, we've been informed that Amazon Woman has not arrived at the arena for tonight's match. We've also been informed that Amazon Woman has not given any notice as to why she isn't here tonight. The officials of the OWA have decided to award this match, as a results of a forfeit to Pretty Boy Monty!
[Scene opens in the locker room, Anthony Hazard is standing in front of a brick wall]
Well well Stacks, looks like you won't be having that belt as long as you had hoped. It seems as though I must take it from you tonight. Don't feel bad dear, it was never yours to begin with.
[Hazard turns around and pulls on a leather jacket with the "Elite" logo on the back then quickly spins back toward the camera]
Were back and healthy again OWA. The Elite WILL be having all the belts again. Count on it!!!
[Hazard walks out]
OWA Championship: Stacks Coltrain vs. Anthony Hazard
This match is one fall and is for the OWA Championship. First, the challenger . led to the ring by Sir Goodwin, he is a former OWA Champion, he weighs in at 207 pounds, here is Anthony Hazard! And his opponent is the OWA Champion, she's accompanied to the ring by Pretty Boy Monty . and she weighs in at 185 pounds, here is Stacks Coltrain!
Okay . this is for the title . lock up by the two . kneelift by Hazard . and a spin kick . Hazard goes for another spin kick, but Stacks ducks and counters with a spinning DDT. Stacks with a whip, she misses a clothesline, but Hazard nails her with a clothesline.
Russian legsweep by Hazard. Headlock takedown by Hazard, into a small package . one . two . kickout by the champion . Hazard off the ropes, Stacks catches him with a side suplex! Stacks whips him, and catches him with a spinebuster slam!
Stacks leaps up onto the second turnbuckle and leaps off with a double ax handle chop that drops Hazard. Cover by Stacks . one . two . kickout by Hazard. Stacks off the ropes, and leg drop . no . Hazard moves out of the way . Hazard applies a sleeperhold, but Stacks is't ready to go down just yet. She makes it to the ropes for the break.
Belly to belly by Hazard . cover . one . two . kickout by Stacks. Hazard with a small package . one . two . kickout again by the Champion . Hazard off the ropes, and kneedrop on the head of Stacks. Hazard pulls up Stacks and whips her . Reverse Power Slam!!! It's over .
Cover by Hazard . one . two . thre . NO!! Kickout by Stacks . I cannot believe that! Hazard can't believe it either as he comes off the ropes and misses with a clothesline . he comes off the other side and . double clothesline!! They are both down!
The referee is starting a double count . one . two . three . four . five . six . seven . Hazard is moving . eight . and he is up . the count stops . he reaches over to pull up Stacks . no . small package by the Champion . one . two . kickout by Hazard .
Stacks stomps on Hazard and goes to the top . Moonsault! She misses as Hazard moves out of the way . she staggers to her feet and Hazard runs off the ropes . Stacks catches him in a spinebuster . one . two . three!!!!
Winner of the match in 14:17, and STILL OWA Champion, Stacks Coltrain!!!
What a great match! We're almost out of time for this week. Next week . Fate vs. Shocker for the TV Title . plus Wheel of Torture Qualifiers . John Justice vs. Mr. Excitement and Executioner vs. Sabin Figaro. We'll see you next week!