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GDWA Dawg Pound Nights – 11-24-1996

86 min read

Andrea Chandler defends the World Championship against the challenge of Officer Order.

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Scene opens up on a jammed packed Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas. There are 37,603 screaming fans in attendance. “Atomic Dog” by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as “THE DAWG POUND” and this is……..

GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING

D*A*W*G P*O*U*N*D N*I*G*H*T*S

Bishop: Wrestling fans, this is THE BIG ONE! Welcome to Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance’s Dawg Pound Nights. We are here live with one of the biggest cards in pay per view history. Along by my side is the color man Sam Mutt and the incomparable Sonya Blade!!!

(Fans chant: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! )

Mutt: Well hell, this is only our 3rd pay per view, and there’s not an empty seat in the house….except that one over there.

Blade: The fans came for excitement, and why shouldn’t they? This is THEIR pay per view. Named after the most loyal fans in all of professional wrestling. And besides that point, this is one of the biggest cards of the year.

Bishop: Fans, so much at stake tonight! We have the WESTERN HERITAGE TITLE on the line as the ‘Legend’ Micki Duran challenges ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda. We have the World Tag Team titles up for grabs as the Hyena Queens go up against the unbeatable MISFITS!

Blade: Then you have WAR GAMES: THE MATCH BEYOND with the High Flying Dolls, Bloody Mary and Staci X on one side. Their opponents comprise the AGE OF RAGE: The Misfits and the Browne Girls.

Mutt: Yeah, but you should all know why these morons are out here tonight! They want to see Andrea Chandler the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion defend against the #1 pretender Officer Order!

(Fans pop big time as Fireworks go off around the ring!)

Bishop: The undercard is nothing to snub your nose at either! We have such matches as the uncanny combination of Officer Order and Big Ma Porter take on 2 of the Dragon Trio in ‘Dangerous Queen’ Sachie Yokoyama and the INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Charlotte La Mancha.

Mutt: Hell! What about ‘La Femme Nikita’ Nikita Marx as she and longtime nemesis Daisy Butterfly get it on in a scientific best out of 3 falls match up?

(Fans cheer as Sonya Blade leads cheers of: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER!)

Bishop: Sonya leading cheers for one of the most popular wrestlers in all of Grand Dragon. My lord, between Double O and Daisy you could have this entire place roaring!

Mutt: Forget her! We’ve got a hell of a card tonight. We got rookies, we got newcomers, we got Tag action….we got the awards acceptance by Andrea Chandler as she was voted Wrestler of the Month several weeks ago. This is gonna be great.

(Fans cheer as Spud McKenzie runs down the aisle and heads into the ring.)

Bishop: Spud is in the ring, and we are just about underway. Fans, we promise not to disappoint you tonight. Just about everyone has come out for this pay per view spectacular to show off!

Spud: Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntonio!!!!!!

(Fans pop big time as Spud McKenzie stands poised in the ring.)

Spud: You demanded it from other federations, but only Grand Dragon gave it to you! The Supercard that’s in YOUR name.

(Fans cheer as Spud McKenzie continues.)

Spud: There’s only 1 fed that can handle you fans out there! There’s only 1 fed that has the Dawg Pound…..

(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! )

Spud: To all the fans here in San Antonio, Texas!

(Fans pop as horns and whistles go off in anticipation.)

Spud: To all of the GDWA’ers all around the world! The question IS…..are you ready?!

(Fans screaming: Yes!)

Spud: I SAID ARE YOU READY!?!?!?!?!

(Fans screaming: Yes!!!!)

Spud: Theeeeeeeeeeeeeen…..Let’s Get Rrrrrrready to Rrrrumble!!!!!

(Fans all cheer while the Dawg Pound stands on their chairs and howl and whistle.)

NOMAD VS. LADY TIGER

Spud: Our very first contest here at Dawg Pound Nights is scheduled for 1 fall with a 15 minute time limit!

(Fans boos as they hear the ‘Iraqi national anthem’.)

Spud: Accompanied to the ring by her manager Princess Nelli. Hailing from the Iraqi desert! She stands 5 feet 6 inches tall, weighing in at 140 pounds, here is…the Nomad!

(Fans chant: USA! USA! USA! Nomad heads down the aisle wearing a brown and gray striped singlet and carrying the American flag.)

Bishop: Nomad looks ripped. And as usual, she looks like she’s ready to go to war.

Blade: Yes, she looks like a newcomer who could do great things in the GDWA. A newcomer with great ability…but does she have butterflies at a Supercard of this magnitude? I mean, this is her first pay per view.

Mutt: No doubt! Nomad HAS GOT to be a little nervous. But come on, she’s facing a woman who hasn’t even premiered in Grand Dragon yet. This Lady Tiger will need to take control from the onset…and how easy will that be?

Bishop: Let’s hear the introductions for Lady Tiger….

(Fans cheer as they hear “Eye of the Tiger”!)

Spud: And her opponent! Hailing from Bordeaux, France! She is 5 feet 6 inches, 127 pounds. Here is….Lady Tiger!!!

(Fans cheer as Lady Tiger heads down the aisle wearing an orange and black

Olympic wrestling singlet, and a furry tiger mask covering her face.) Blade: Our first masked wrestler here in Grand Dragon. Lady Tiger slapping hands with fans and I must admit, I like her already. Tiger leaping over the ropes into her corner, turning to the fans for cheers….

Bishop: …and THE NOMAD CHARGING HER FROM BEHIND!!! Mutt: …and LADY TIGER **NAILING** the Nomad with a Savate Kick!

(Fans all cheering as Nomad stumbles backwards!)

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

Bishop: Lady Tiger has got her scouted rather well. Lady Tiger now, firing away with kicks to the body of the Nomad. Nomad seemingly unfazed. She Irish Whips the big woman to the ropes, Nomad bouncing off, and NOMAD WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!

(Fans chanting: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!)

Mutt: Nomad with a pick up, and a headbutt, and Tiger is stunned. Lady Tiger looks like she needs to bulk up a bit, especially if she’s gonna take on a woman with the pythons of Nomad.

Bishop: Nomad now, punching away, and Lady Tiger backed into the corner. Nomad jabbing away, and Tiger trying to cover her face!

Blade: Nomad with an Armlock, and Hiptossing the Tiger out of the corner!

Tiger getting to her feet and Nomad with a head of steam…AND LADY TIGER WITH A STANDING DROPKICK!!!!

Ref: …………….1……………….2……………kick out!

(Fans cheering!)

Mutt: The big Iraqi rushing forward, and the Tiger caught her flesh on the jaw. And great presence of mind to go for the quick cover.

Blade: Tiger running for the far ropes, as the Nomad gets to her feet, Springboarding off and CONNECTS with a MOONSAULT!!!! And a leg grapevine………1………kick out!

(Fans cheering and begin to chant: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!)

Bishop: Lady Tiger with a pick up, and an Uppercut! Nomad unfazed, and Lady Tiger running to the far ropes. Tiger bouncing off and NOMAD CATCHES

HER WITH A POWERSLAM!!!!

(Fans boo as Nomad gets to her feet and stomps away on Lady Tiger.) Mutt: Princess Nelli barking orders at the Nomad, and I can’t understand a word they are saying. What the hell is that, Arabic?

Blade: Nomad with a pick up, and nailing away with Body blows. Nomad running to the near ropes, and tossing Lady Tiger to the outside!

(Fans boo as Lady Tiger hits the floor hard.)

Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.

Bishop: This is not where Lady Tiger wants to be. And…

(Fans begin cheering as ‘Wildchild’ Wendy Marshall heads down the aisle.)

Mutt: SHE’S GOT NO BUSINESS DOWN HERE!

Bishop: Princess Nelli on the floor, backing away as the ALL AMERICAN Wendy Marshall runs over to the Frenchwoman Lady Tiger. And here comes the Nomad! Bad blood between these two as Nomad shoves Wendy Marshall to the ground.

Blade: Lady Tiger climbing back into the ring while the Nomad argues with

Wendy Marshall….Hold on! Lady Tiger back on the outside. From behind, Lady Tiger running down the ring apron….AND NAILS NOMAD WITH A BULLDOG RIGHT ON THE FLOOR!!!

(Fans all cheering as Lady Tiger gets back up to her feet.)

Ref: …….4…..5………6….

Bishop: Lady Tiger sliding back into the ring, breaking the count. Hold on! She’s running for the far ropes as Nomad gets to her feet. Lady Tiger bouncing the ropes…

Blade: …and vaulting over the top rope to connect with a High Cross body.

(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! as Nomad catches her.)

Bishop: Nomad repositioning her arms and applying a Waistlock and DRIVES Lady Tiger into the floor with a Pile

WENDY MARSHALL VS. BLOODY MARY

Bishop: Bloody Mary feeling it from this crowd!

Blade: She hoists Wendy Marshall up, and is walking around with her!

Bishop: 5……10 seconds….CHOOOOOOOKESLAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!

(The entire stadium barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF!)

Bishop: Oh My!!!!!

Blade: Bloody Mary walking around the ring, and now climbing up the turnbuckles soaking up all of this attention from these fans. She needs to cover Wendy Marshall though.

Mutt: Bloody Mary so hungry for a win against Wendy Marshall, she’s losing her cool. I hate to agree with you Sonya, but Bloody Mary really needs to act like a *PROFESSIONAL* wrestler.

Bishop: Bloody Mary climbing down from the turnbuckles, and walking over to her prone opponent. She slaps her foot down on Wendy’s chest for the arrogant cover 1…………2……..kick out!

(Fans cheering as Wendy Marshall kicks out!)

Blade: Bloody Mary with a careless pickup, and throws Wendy into the ropes. Wendy bouncing off and BLOODY MARY CATCHES HER OFF THE ROPES WITH A POWERSLAM!!!!!! The cover….1..2…Thr…

Bishop: NO! Kickout!

(Crowd cheering Wendy Marshall kicks out.)

Mutt: Bloody Mary is primed for a win. Mary with a pick up, and carrying Wendy Marshall over toward the near corner. She places Wendy up on the top turnbuckle as she climbs the turnbuckles…..

Bishop: Hold on! Wendy Marshall with a thumb to the eye, and dropping down to the ring apron. Wendy Marshall reentering the ring, and climbing up the turnbuckles. She twirls Mary around, and slaps on a front face lock…..!

Blade: SuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuperpleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeX!!!

(Big crowd pop as Wendy Marshall flips on top of Bloody Mary!)

Ref: 1………………….2…………………………kick out!

Kosei: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 left.

Mutt: Both women down, and I must say, Wendy Marshall is in bad shape. Bloody Mary has destroyed her with those power moves. Hold on! What do we have here?

(Fans boo as Nomad and Princess Nelli head down the aisle.)

Bishop: Wendy Marshall holding her back as she picks up Bloody Mary. Wendy pounding away with punches now, and slaps on a Front face lock for a Snap Suplex.

Blade: Bloody Mary really struggling to stay in this, but Wendy Marshall has turned the tide. Wendy Marshall heading toward the corner now, and climbing up the turnbuckles….

Mutt: AND NOMAD TOSSES HER OFF THE TOP!

(Fans boo as the referee calls for the bell.)

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

(Fans boo as Nomad enters the ring.)

Mutt: Nomad pounding away with punches, and here comes that damn Frenchwoman!

(Fans cheer as Lady Tiger runs down the aisle.)

Spud: Ladies and Gentlemen, ruled at 12 minutes 55 seconds, your winner via disqualification…….’Wildchild’ Wendy Marshall!

(Fans boo as Princess Nelli slaps a Full Nelson on Wendy Marshall!)

Mutt: Lady Tiger running up the ring stairs, and climbing up the turnbuckles now. She’s poised up top as Nomad is unsuspecting. Nomad ready to nail Wendy with the Heartpunch…

Bishop: And Lady Tiger with a Bulldog off the top!

(Fans cheer as Nomad crawls around on the mat.)

Bishop: Wendy Marshall fighting her way out of the Full Nelson, and NAILS Princess Nelli….

Blade: Bloody Mary finally on her feet now, AND SHE CLOTHESLINES Wendy Marshall!!!

(Fans cheer as Wendy Marshall hits the mat.)

Bishop: The ref ordering these women out of the ring, and Bloody Mary shoving Nomad now!

Mutt: Well, we all know she doesn’t like people interfering in her matches. Bloody Mary DOESN’T CARE WHO gets in her business. She just doesn’t like people getting in her stuff.

Bishop: Bloody Mary and Iraq’s Nomad and Nelli leaving the ring separately. And Wendy Marshall and Lady Tiger are celebrating in the ring.

(Fans cheer as the ref raises ‘Wildchild’ Wendy Marshall’s hand in victory.)

Blade: The fans were cheated by Nomad’s outside interference, but I tell ya, this ain’t the last we heard of this one.

Bishop: Well, this has been a GREAT pay per view thus far. Lady Tiger with that MAJOR upset over Nomad, and now this! Fans, speaking of Frenchwomen, sounds like trouble in paradise!

Blade: Well, we’ll just see about that in the tag match.

Mutt: Sachie is the weak link in that team. I’ve been saying this for months.

(Fans chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)

Bishop: Fans, our next match is perhaps the grudge match of the night! Daisy Butterfly and Nikita Marx have been adversaries since they entered the GDWA. And now, they face each other in a best out of three falls scientific rules match up!

Blade: Daisy is at a strength disadvantage in this one, she’ll have to really be on her toes.

Mutt: And they better be careful to abide by the rules. The hate they have for one could cause one of them to be disqualified.

SCIENTIFIC RULES MATCH: NIKITA MARX VS. DAISY BUTTERFLY

Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is scheduled for the best of 3 falls with a 90 minute time limit….And it is, a Scientific Rules match up!

(Fans chanting: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!)

Mutt: Nikita Marx, tear her to pieces! Boy, hopefully we can get rid of this jobber Daisy Cockroach once and for all!

(Fans boo as they hear ‘Point of No Return’.)

Spud: First, accompanied down the aisle by her manager Uncle Bob. Hailing from Moscow, Russia! She is 6 feet tall, weighing 150 pounds, here is ‘La Femme Nikita’ Nikita Marx!

(Fans chanting: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!)

Mutt: Daisy is gonna….

Blade: Kick some ass! You know, despite what you may think Sam Mutt, Daisy Butterfly doesn’t have to sneak attack anyone to get her point across. Daisy is an athlete. Nikita is simply a thug. Daisy Butterfly, good luck girl.

(Uncle Bob is dressed in his tuxedo and carries a large steel briefcase. Nikita Marx is dressed in a black one piece spandex jumpsuit with a red star over her heart.)

Bishop: Nikita Marx has been a thorn in Daisy Butterfly’s side since day one. These two truly don’t get along, professionally or personally. Now, these two are FINALLY gonna solve the dispute…in the ring!

(Fans boo as Nikita Marx Fargo Struts across the ring as Uncle Bob applauds.)

Mutt: Nikita is such a babe. Daisy, try topping this!

Spud: And her opponent…

(Fans cheer as they hear ’20 Minute Workout’ by DJ Kool blare through the speakers.)

Blade: She changed her music?

Mutt: And Nikita is gonna change history tonight!

Spud: Led down the aisle by her valet Cupid Cubbins…Hailing from San Francisco, California! She is 5 feet 7 inches, 130 pounds. Here is the 1996 GDWA Ironwoman….Daisy Butterfly!!!

 (Fireworks go off as Daisy Butterfly heads down the aisle with Red, White, and Blue face paint on. Cupid Cubbins slaps hands with fans at ringside while dressed as a cowboy.)

Bishop: Daisy looking as serious as I’ve ever seen her. Daisy and Nikita glaring at each other as Daisy nears the ropes. And listen to this ovation!!!

(Fans chant: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)

Mutt: If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it twice….popularity don’t win you matches. Look at Nikita Marx. She’s as big and daunting and glaring down at this jobber. She’s tired of the games, and is ready to prove that SHE IS the best technical wrestler in Grand Dragon.

Blade: I think Micki Duran would take exception to that…she’d be wrong, but she’d take exception to it! Nikita has her own brand of flamboyance, with all that strutting and mocking she does of GDWA wrestlers and officials. These two were inevitably on a collision course.

Bishop: Daisy climbing up the ring steps, and Nikita being warned by the referee. Uncle Bob leaving the ring as Daisy leads the chants!

(Daisy leads chants of: USA! USA! USA!)

Mutt: Nikita rolling to the outside, she can’t stand this country! And you know what, sometimes I can’t either…except California. I love the babes!

Bishop: Daisy calling out to Nikita, she wants to get it on! She’s in the near corner, slapping on the top turnbuckle, and the fans are rallying behind her.

(The place erupts as fans stomp their feet in support of Daisy Butterfly.)

Blade: Nikita Marx storming back into the ring, and we are about underway!

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

(Fans all popping as Daisy Butterfly and Nikita Marx stare each other down!)

Blade: This is what I miss, Allen and Sam! The heat of the crowd, the butterflies in your stomach and the sweat of competition. Nikita is feeling this right now, no matter how arrogant she claims to be.

(Cupid Cubbins slapping the ring apron and leading chants of: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)

Bishop: Collar and Elbow tie up, and Nikita shoving Daisy down to the mat hard! What Strength….WoW!

Mutt: And that is the STRENGTH the World Champion will have to contend with. If it’s Officer Order, she’ll have to deal with her raw power, and if it’s Andrea Chandler she’ll have an opponent who can face her strength but has unimaginable technical skill.

Blade: Daisy slow to her feet, and neither woman quick to the punch. Collar and Elbow tie up, and Nikita muscling Daisy into the near corner. Daisy switching around and forcing her to the adjacent corner. Nikita with a turn around and forcing her to the far corner, and Daisy with a turn around and the ref wants a break…

Bishop: And gets it cleanly! Daisy with a collar and elbow tie up, and an Armdrag Takedown out of the corner! Nikita back up and Daisy slapping on a Side Headlock.

Blade: Nikita slipping out and slapping on a Standing Hammerlock! Daisy with a Standing switch and slapping her arms around the Russians waist for a Standing Waistlock Takedown!

(Fans cheering!)

Bishop: That was nearly a Suplex! WoW! Nikita, laying on her chest trying to get out of the Waistlock, locking the arm and countering out of it with a Hammerlock….and slaps Daisy in the back of her head!!!

(Dawg Pound cheers as Nikita Marx hops up to her feet, and Fargo struts to the far ropes.)

Mutt: YES!!! The referee reprimanding Nikita, and Daisy sitting there glaring up at the 150 pound heavyweight! Nikita has got her number tonight, I can feel it!

Bishop: Daisy up to her feet, now, and cursing out the big Russian. Both women encircling one another, and another tie up. Daisy with such speed, with an Armdrag and now an Overhead Wristlock….

Blade: BUT NIKITA OVERPOWERING DAISY BUTTERFLY! Nikita with an Overhead Wristlock….

Bishop: BUT DAISY GOING WITH THE MOMENTUM ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE MAT AND SLAPPING ON A BODY SCISSORS!!!

(Fans chanting Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)

Mutt: Daisy now, slapping Nikita in the back of the head, and now we can see the anger in the San Franciscan. She’s got those legs coiled around Nikita’s waist, really locking down on the ribs and the back.

Bishop: Nikita Marx is hurting. We haven’t seen any high impact maneuvers as of yet, but this is a great wear down hold.

Mutt: You know, the rules in a scientific match state that you can’t bombard your opponent with brawling tactics, or any part of your body or foreign object. That takes away that potent Tilt-a-Whirl-Backbreaker of Daisy’s for sure!!!

Blade: Uncle Bob shouting at Nikita, as she uses her weight to move closer to the ropes. Daisy shifting around now and slapping on a Chinlock. Oh look, Daisy raising up to a sitting position….

Bishop: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEL CLUUUUUUUTCH!!!

(Fans cheering as Nikita Marx flails her arms about in pain!)

Mutt: Daisy has been focusing on that back since jump. I don’t understand why though. Her finisher is the Butterfly Deathlock. Nikita is close to the ropes, but she’s in a world of hurt.

Blade: The pain etched in her face. It’s not a maneuver I think Daisy is comfortable with though. Hold on, Nikita powering her way to her feet….what power!

(Fans all on their feet as Nikita Marx hooks Daisy’s leg and drapes her over the shoulder.)

Bishop: AND NIKITA MARX WITH A FALL AWAY SLAM….hooking the leg for the cover….1….and a 1/2!

(Fans cheer as Daisy Butterfly kicks out!)

Blade: Nikita with an immediate inside Legbar, her back laying across Daisy’s belly. Daisy twirling around, trying to get to the ropes, and Nikita up to her feet…and falling back to the mat slapping on a Legscissors!

Bishop: Daisy favoring that left leg, trying to get some sort of counter going. And I must say, if Daisy could have grounded Andrea Chandler a bit more, SHE would be facing Officer Order for the World Title tonight!

Mutt: Daisy flipping around to her chest…and what?!

Blade: Daisy Butterfly leaning back against the strain AND COUNTERING WITH A HALF CRAB!!!

Bishop: No, Nikita twisting around before Daisy can sit down on it. Nikita up in the ropes, and the ref forcing the break!

(Fans all whistling as both women face each other.)

Spud: 15 minutes have gone by! 15 minutes!

Bishop: Daisy Butterfly on Nikita now, and Irish Whipping her, No! Reversal. Daisy heading to the farside, bouncing off and Nikita with a High Back Body Drop….

Blade: …but Daisy with a Waistlock and taking Nikita over with a Sunset Flip!!!

Ref: …………1…………………2……………..kick out!

Bishop: Marx back up and an Armdrag Takedown by Daisy into an Armbar!

Mutt: Nikita down on the canvas again, and that’s not where she wants to be. Daisy is a MAT GRAPPLER and can take this big freestyle technical wrestler while down on the canvas.

Bishop: Nikita with a reversal, sliding across Daisy’s back and slapping on a Frontface lock! Daisy getting up to her feet AND NIKITA MARX WITH A SWINGING NECK BREAKER!

(Fans boo as Nikita Marx slowly gets to her feet.)

Blade: Nikita with a Single Leg pick up, and thus far she’s been abiding by the rules. Nikita facing away from Daisy, slapping on a Standing Leg grapevine…AND FALLING BACK AGAINST THE LEG!!!

Mutt: That murders the hamstring, and if you’ve noticed, Nikita has truly evolved into a Leglock wrestler. We haven’t seen the Red Menace Sleeper hold in a while, but that Figure 4 is almost as legendary as Micki Duran’s!

Bishop: Marx immediately spinning around to her feet with a Single Leg Pick up and….a Twisting Leglock!!!

(Fans boo as Nikita Marx shouts: USA!)

Blade: Daisy slapping the mat in pain, and we’re seeing classic engineering on the part of the Russian technician. Uncle Bob clapping as Cupid Cubbins has a look of…

Mutt: concern? That little midget better watch himself!

Bishop: Daisy reaching for the ropes as Nikita spins around….

Blade: Inside Cradle………..1…………….2………….kick out!

Bishop: Daisy crawling for the ropes, and Nikita back up to her feet. The ref wants a break, and Nikita shouting back at him. Nikita with a pickup and a Snapmare Takeover and a kneeling Chinlock by….

Blade: no! Daisy with a Leg drag Takedown! Nikita back up and Daisy charging forward and nailing a running Belly 2 Belly Suplex!!!!

(Huge chorus of cheers as both women lay on the mat.)

Mutt: Scientific wrestling is so much different than freestyle. Brawlers are lucky in that there are spurts to their style. In pure scientific wrestling, there is nonstop action with nothing but locks, holds and leverage. My hat is off to Nikita Marx.

Blade: AND DAISY BUTTERFLY!

Bishop: Daisy with a pick up, and trying to slap on an Abdominal Stretch…and Nikita try to reverse it! Both women with the leg grapevined, trying to hook around to get the body….

Blade: And the stronger Nikita Marx hooking the arm for a Hip Toss, but Daisy countering with an Armbar Takedown! Daisy rolling Nikita onto her back, and Daisy grabbing an arm and slapping it between her legs for the Crossarmbar!!!

Mutt: Daisy dropping back to her own back and applying pressure to the arm, while laying her legs across Nikita’s chest. And you notice, with 3 falls they are having to damage various parts of the body! Daisy and Nikita are really going at it!

(Fans cheering and whistling them on as Nikita flails about!)

Spud: 30 minutes have gone by, 30 minutes.

Bishop: Nikita slapping the mat in pain, and Daisy rally bearing down on it. Nikita rolling into the ropes, and the ref forcing a break. Daisy with a pick up, and Irish Whipping her to the far ropes. Nikita bouncing off and Daisy with a Japanese Armdrag Takedown!!! WoW! Did Nikita fly!!!!

Blade: Daisy needs to win this now! Nikita crawling into the corner now, still on her back.

Bishop: Daisy heading over to the corner, and climbing up to the second turnbuckle. Nikita slow to her feet, and Daisy slapping her head between her legs. Daisy with a Waistlock pick up and….

Blade: TIGEEEEEER DRIVER POOOOOOOOOOWERBOMB FROM THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!!!!!

Ref: ……………………………………………………….1

 …………………………………………………………….2

 ……………………………………………………………..3!

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

(The arena EXPLODES as the Dawg Pound cheers on Daisy Butterfly!)

Spud: Wrestling fans, the winner of the first fall is….DAISY BUTTERFLY!

Bishop: Daisy has done it! Daisy limping over to the near corner, resting a bit as Nikita Marx crawls over toward the ropes.

Mutt: Nikita Marx up to her feet now….AND CHARGING DAISY IN THE CORNER WITH A RUSSIAN SICKLE!!!!!

(Fans chanting: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!)

Bishop: Marx NAILING away with Elbow smashes to the head, and Daisy is slumped in the corner! The ref is signaling that the 10 second grace period is over, and Nikita is bound again by the scientific rules.

Mutt: Nikita with an Irish Whip, no! Reversal! Nikita to the far ropes, bouncing off and Daisy with a Monkey Flip! Marx goes sailing over her and down to the mat!

(Big crowd pop!)

Bishop: Both women back up and Daisy Irish Whipping her to the near ropes. Nikita immediately off the ropes and Daisy with a Drop toehold, and slapping on an Armbar!

Mutt: Nikita’s arm hurt, and notice that she’s sucking wind a lot more that Daisy. The longer this goes, the greater the advantage goes to Daisy. Now that the Cockroach won the first fall, Nikita is in for the long hall tonight! Hell, we are encroaching on 45 minutes!

Bishop: Daisy straddling Nikita’s back, and really wearing down that left arm. Nikita hooking the right leg, up on one knee and countering with a Fireman’s carry takeover! Both women back up to the Neutral position.

Blade: Collar and Elbow Tie up, and Nikita bullying Daisy into the ropes. The ref wants a break, and neither woman letting go! The ref getting in between, and Nikita slapping Daisy….

Bishop: ….and Daisy Slapping Nikita!

(Fans pop!)

Blade: Nikita tying up with Daisy up against the ropes, and now a Standing Crossface, and the ref once again getting in between them, trying to separate the two. And now, Nikita and Daisy shouting at each other….

Bishop: AND DAISY SHOVES NIKITA AWAY!

(Fans cheer as the referee warns each woman!)

Bishop: Daisy off the ropes, and Nikita looking weary. These two have expended so much energy. Daisy encircling Nikita, and a Collar and Elbow tie up! Daisy with a Side Headlock and NIKITA MARX COUNTERING WITH A SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!!

(Crowd booing as Nikita Marx kneels before Daisy Butterfly.)

Mutt: Nikita and Daisy have lost their tempers. Nikita cussing at Daisy, and now a pickup. Nikita slapping Daisy in the face, and now a Standing Side Headlock into a Front Face Lock!

Blade: Daisy being worn down, and Nikita working on that neck and upper body. Daisy weak on her legs, trying a counter…..

Bishop: …and Nikita Marx with a handful of tights and a Vertical Suplex! WoW!

(Fans booing as Daisy Butterfly hits the mat.)

Bishop: Marx with a pick up, and slapping on another front Face Lock!

(Dawg Pound cheering as Nikita Marx nods her head in affirmation.)

Mutt: Daisy weak in the knees, and Nikita bearing down. She’s using that strength and weight advantage of hers to wear down the Ironwoman, as well as giving herself an opportunity to rest up.

Bishop: Daisy really beginning to crouch as Nikita bears down on that Frontface lock. Hold on! Daisy with a Waistlock….AND A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! WoW!

Ref: 1……………………..2…………………shoulder up!

Blade: Both women slow to their feet, and Daisy Underhooking the arms, and connects with a Butterfly Suplex! Both women down again!

Spud: 45 minutes have gone by. 45 minutes!

Ref: …….4…….5…….6……..

Bishop: Both women slow to their feet, and Daisy with a Collar and Elbow tie up, and now an Overhand Wristlock! Nikita’s left arm is really hurt. Nikita scooping up Daisy with her right arm and Bodyslams her to the canvas….

Blade: …but Daisy S*T*I*L*L* holding on to that Wristlock! (Big pop as Nikita Marx grimaces in pain!)

Bishop: Nikita on her back, twirling around…but Daisy slapping on a Scissors hold on Nikita Marx’s left bicep! WoW! Nikita is hurt! She’s slapping the mat furiously, cursing out Daisy Butterfly. The ref checking for a submission, and Nikita shaking her head no.

Mutt: Marx using her strength to crawl toward the ropes, and Daisy swinging around onto Marx’s back, releasing the scissors hold and applying a Hammerlock. Nikita needs a serious break!

(Fans chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)

Blade: Nikita slow to her feet, slapping her right arm around Daisy’s head and connects with a Jawbreaker! Nikita crawling for the ropes, and Daisy is down on the mat, clutching her head.

Bishop: Nikita up to her feet, slumped in the ropes. Daisy up now, and encroaching on Nikita. Daisy with an Irish Whip….no! Nikita won’t let go of the ropes. Hold on! Daisy locking the arm, and Hip tossing her to the middle of the ring!

Blade: Nikita slow to her feet, and Daisy with a head of steam from behind. She slaps on an Armbar and a head of steam…AND NIKITA MARX TOSSING DAISY BUTTERFLY OUTSIDE OF THE RING!

(Crowd booing as Daisy Butterfly hits the floor!)

Mutt: The ref asking Nikita Marx, and she’s saying she simply was shoving her into the ropes. The match will continue, but Nikita taking a serious gamble!

Bishop: Nikita Marx now, rolling out to the floor. Daisy just now getting to her feet, and Nikita Marx, sneaking up from behind and slapping on with an East German Belly to Back Suplex!

(Fans booing as Daisy Butterfly lays motionless on the floor.)

Blade: Hey, Uncle Bob in the ring now, and the ref warning him away. Hold on, the ref’s distracted. Nikita taking advantage, picking up Daisy and hoisting her up in a Suplex position…..AND NAILS DAISY BUTTERFLY WITH A KNEEBREAKER ON THE GAURDRAILING!!!!!!!

(Dawg Pound barking: Woof! Woof! Woof! WooF! Woof!)

Mutt: I LOVE THIS! THE GREATEST TAG TEAM IN THE GDWA!!!! Uncle Bob & Nikita Marx!

Spud: 60 minutes have gone by now. 60 minutes!

Mutt: Daisy Butterfly clutching her shin! Oh boy, Daisy is clutching her leg, and Nikita with a Single Leg pick up….and driving elbows to the left leg of Daisy Butterfly….

Blade: And here comes Cupid Cubbins!!!!!

(Fans cheer as he nails Nikita Marx in the back with his briefcase!)

Mutt: What the hell?!

Bishop: Both women down, and the referee is pissed off at Bob…AND HE”S OUT OF HERE!

(Fans cheer as Uncle Bob is ejected from ringside.)

Blade: Hold on, he’s kicking out Cupid Cubbins also. Meanwhile, both Marx and Daisy are down on the floor. Daisy is STILL clutching her left leg. Oh my goodness, Daisy could have sustained a serious injury.

Ref: ……..3………….4………..5…….

Bishop: Nikita the first to her feet, and picking up Daisy and rolling her into the ring. Nikita holding her back as she climbs up the ring stairs. They almost need to hurry. There’s only about 30 minutes remaining.

(Fans chanting: USA! USA! USA! USA!)

Blade: Somebody tell these idiots to shut up! Nikita in the ring, and she can hardly walk! That little midget nailed her square in the back with that steel brief case. Nikita with a pick up now, and slapping Daisy’s head between her legs for a Piledriver!!!!!

(Fans booing as Marx slowly gets up from the floor.)

Bishop: The cover!!!!

Ref: 1……………………………………………………..

 2…………………………………………………………..

 ………………………………………………shoulder up!!!!

 (Fans chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)

Blade: Nikita Marx with a Legbar, and Daisy is really hurt. The ref checking on Daisy, and she’s shaking her head no. Nikita up to her feet, and dragging her by the leg to the center of the ring.

(Fans all booing as Nikita Marx slaps Daisy Butterfly’s foot!)

Bishop: Nikita Marx turning around, facing away from Daisy, falling back and WRENCHING THAT LEFT LEG OF DAISY BUTTERFLY!!!!!!!

(Dawg Pound barking as Nikita Marx gets up to her feet and Fargo Struts.)

Mutt: Come on Nikita!

Spud: 1 hour and 15 minutes have gone by in the 90 minute time limit. 15 remaining.

Blade: Nikita Marx with a single leg pick up, twirling around into a Spinning Toe Hold AND HOOKING ON THE FIGURE 4 LEGLOCK!!!!!!!

(Dawg Pound cheering as the rest of the arena chants: USA! USA! USA!)

Bishop: Daisy going out of her mind in pain! She’s flailing about, screaming out loud in agony. Nikita rocking, really putting it on Daisy!!! Daisy crying out….and the ref is checking!!! The ref is checking!!!!

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

Spud: Wrestling fans, the winner of the second fall is ‘La Femme Nikita’ Nikita Marx!

Mutt: Marx isn’t releasing the hold! The ref counting away, and Daisy is hurting badly! Nikita Marx finally releasing, and the ref forcing her away and giving Daisy some time. YES! Nikita is back in this!

Bishop: Nikita Marx forcing Daisy to submit….

Blade: And for the second time. The first time was at the Summer Supercard with the Red Menace Sleeper Hold. Daisy rolling around on the mat, and Nikita biting off the head of the referee. And look at her pompous ass!

(Dawg Pound barking as Nikita Marx Fargo struts across the ring.)

Bishop: Marx now with a pick up, and a Frontface lock again! WoW! Daisy is wobbly. And….NIKITA DRIVING HER SHOULDER UP AGAINST DAISY’S NECK WHILE TUGGING DOWN AGAINST THE BACK OF DAISY’S HEAD FOR THE JUDO SHOULDER CHOKE.

(Fans booing as Nikita Marx grins like a Cheshire cat.)

Mutt: Daisy is going out!!! Daisy is going out!!!

Bishop: Daisy Butterfly trying to back into the ropes, but Marx really has the hold sunk down deep. Her energy is seemingly being sapped away. Marx dripping with sweat….AND DAISY SLAPPING ON A WAISTLOCK FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!! Ref: ………………………………………………………….1

……………………………………………………………….2

………………………………………………………………No!

(Fans scream as Nikita Marx gets the shoulder up!)

Mutt: Nikita holding that back of hers. Daisy without the leg strength to hold her down. The women are exhausted, and time is slipping away.

Bishop: Daisy crawling over, and slapping on a Chinlock. She can hardly walk. Daisy needs a rest. Daisy now with a Side Headlock, and Nikita trying to slip out. Nikita slowly to her feet, and Daisy with an Armdrag….

Blade: And stumbling forward *HITTING* THE BULLDOG ARMBAR!!!!! (Huge chorus of cheers as both women lay on the mat.)

Blade: Daisy slow to her feet, using the ropes as aids. Daisy double grapevining the Big Russian’s legs, falling back against them and slapping on a Reverse Chinlock for an STF Step Over toe Hold!!!!!!

(Fans cheering as Nikita Marx screams out in pain!)

Mutt: NIKITA MARX IMMEDIATELY INTO THE ROPES, AND DAISY WON’T LET GO!!!!

Spud: 1 hour and 10 minutes have gone by. 5 remaining!

Ref: 1………..2………3……4…….

Bishop: AND Daisy finally breaks! Nikita’s back is killing her. Daisy hobbling away from the ropes, and Daisy limping forward and rolls Nikita up for an Oklahoma Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!!!!!! Ref:

1……………………………….2………………………….. Mutt: NO!

Ref: KICK OUT!

(Fans gasp as Nikita Marx kicks out and Daisy Butterfly slaps the mat in frustration!)

Bishop: Both women getting to their feet, and Nikita tying up. Trying to hold on…hold on! Nikita with a Front Face Lock and cradling the leg for a Fisherman’s Suplex!!!! Ref: 1…………………………2…………………………no!

(Fans popping hard as both women lay on the mat.)

Mutt: Nikita couldn’t hold her down with her injured left arm!

Blade: NO! Daisy kicked out!

Bishop: Whatever the case, these two are not Officer Order and ‘Dangerous Queen’ Sachie Yokoyama. They are too heavy to be wrestling for 90 minutes. Both women exhausted on the mat, not moving.

(Fans chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)

Ref: …..2……3……4……5…..

Blade: The fans are calling out Daisy!!! When the fans are behind you, it’s amazing what you can accomplish. You find something deep inside…. Mutt: Well, it’s nice to reminisce Ms. Blade. But look, nobody Hulks up in this fed! WE are the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance where we WRESTLE! Miracles are earned, not prayed for.

Ref: …….7……8……

Bishop: Daisy grabbing a bottom rope, and pulling herself up to a sitting position. She’s exhausted, and her knee probably needs a looking at. Daisy pulling herself up to her feet, and collapsing in the near corner.

Blade: Nikita up on one knee, and is breathing heavily. She up to her feet now, and heading into the corner. Nikita now, Irish Whipping Daisy….no! Reversal into the far ropes as Daisy stands in the middle of the ring.

Bishop: Nikita comes bouncing off and Daisy with a Tilt a Whirl…but collapses under the weight! Nikita grapevining the leg!!!! REF: 1…………………………………………………………..

 2…………………………………………………………..

 ………………………………………………….Shoulder up!

(Fans gasp as they cheer on Daisy Butterfly.)

Blade: Nikita twirling up to her feet, and a Single Leg pick. She’s making the sign! She spins around, and Daisy kicks her away with her free leg! Daisy slow to her feet as Nikita runs into the far ropes, bouncing off….

Bishop: And Daisy with a Droptoe Hold and sliding across Nikita’s back for a Single Arm pick up, Step over Armbar into….

Blade: THE BUTTERFLY DEATHLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Fans all on their feet cheering as they chant: Dais

MA PORTER/SACHIE YOKOYAMA VS. OFFICER ORDER/CHARLOTTE LAMANCHA

Ref: ……3……….4……….5….. Mutt: The tactics have been superb, but once again the Dragon Trio has underestimated Ma Porter. This odd pairing of Charlotte/Order and Sachie/Porter has resulted in some interesting high impact maneuvers.

Bishop: Charlotte rolling back into the ring and Porter following her in! Charlotte up on her feet and Porter charging her with a Clothesline…and Charlotte ducking!

(Fans cheering!)

Bishop: Porter running to the far ropes, bouncing off and Charlotte with a Thrust Kick!

(Fans pop as Porter stumbles backwards!)

Blade: Charlotte with a kick to the midsection, and an Armdrag Takedown! Charlotte clamping down with an Armbar, and I must say this is rather uncharacteristic strategy by the high flyer.

Mutt: On the floor, Double O is heading back to her corner, and Sachie is just NOW showing signs of movement. I swear, wasn’t Double O the legal woman? This is getting unruly.

Blade: Sachie Yokoyama up on the ring apron now, and Porter has come to life. Porter up to her feet, and nails Charlotte with a Headbutt! Another Headbutt, and Charlotte stumbling backwards.

Bishop: Ma Porter backing into the ropes, making the tag, and charges Charlotte with a Flying Headbutt!!!!!!

(Fans cheer as Charlotte La Mancha falls to the mat.)

Blade: AND OFFICER ORDER COMES FLYING OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A KNEEDROP TO THE FOREHEAD!!!!! THE COVER!

1………………………………………………………..

2………………………………………………………..

 Kick out!!!!!

(Fans cheer as Charlotte kicks out of the cover.)

Blade: Double O with a pickup and a Frontface lock. Double O flipping her over and nails Charlotte with a Running Neckbreaker!!!

(Fans chanting: Order! Order! Order! Order! Order! )

Mutt: That’s a Diamond Cutter, and that’s an OBVIOUS message to the Syndicate. And notice, Double O with the tag and here comes Porter.

Blade: Porter in the ring now, and a Front Face Lock hoisting up Charlotte into a Vertical Suplex! Porter back up to her feet now, and a Standing Legdrop. No cover! Porter back up to her feet, spitting down on Charlotte La Mancha…and ANOTHER Legdrop to the upper body!

Mutt: Porter with a Front face lock, and laying down on the mat. She’s using all of her weight against Charlotte. Sachie Yokoyama looking highly irritated on the ring apron. She wants in there.

Bishop: Charlotte the Internet champ losing her cool! She’s flailing around, and tugs the rope luckily with her leg. But she’s out of breath already. The combination of Porter’s power and Order’s speed have worn her down. The ref forces the break.

(Fans begin booing as Porter chokes away on Charlotte.)

Blade: Come on ref! Porter picking up Charlotte and draping her across the middle rope and choking her. Get in there ref! Hold on, Sachie running into the ring and NAILING Ma Porter with an Enziguri Kick!!!!

Bishop: Ma Porter flies up and over the top rope!

(Fans all cheering as Ma Porter falls to the floor.)

Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 30 minute time limit.

Blade: The ref berating Sachie as she counts on both Porter and Charlotte. Charlotte just now, beginning to make movement. She’s crawling over to her corner now.

Bishop: Likewise, Porter up on the ring apron climbing into the ring. She’s slowly making her way over to Officer Order.

Mutt: Of course she’s slow! Porter is carrying over 200 pounds. Charlotte is half way to the corner. It’s a race! Porter walking along the ropes to make the tag…

Bishop: AND CHARLOTTE LA MANCHA DIVING FORWARD AND MAKING THE TAG TO DANGEROUS QUEEN!!!

(Fans cheering as the 2 former WESTERN HERITAGE CHAMPIONS enter the ring and glare at each other.)

Bishop: This is what all the fans have been waiting for!!!!

(Fans split their cheering between: Order! Order! & Sachie! Sachie!)

Bishop: Collar and elbow tie up and the heavier Sachie Yokoyama bullying Order into the ropes. The ref calling for the break…and Sachie with a Reverse Knife Edge!

Blade: And Order firing back with a Karate chop to the chest! Sachie firing back and Order retaliating! Order bullying Sachie around and another Karate Chop! Another Karate Chop from Order and Sachie is stunned in the corner. Order with backhand slaps to the head, and ANOTHER Karate Chop!

Bishop: And Sachie grabbing Order and tossing her into the corner now! And Sachie with a Reverse Knife Edge!

Bishop: But Order trading blows, fighting out of the corner with Karate Chops!!!

(Fans pop hard as Sachie and Order tear at each other’s chests!)

Bishop: We are hearing the hardest chops in Grand Dragon!

Mutt: Order Karate Chopping Sachie to the mat, and Sachie with a Kip up. Order with another Karate chop and Sachie with a Kip up to her feet and……SACHIE WITH A SPINWHEEL KICK!

(Fans booing as Officer Order hits the mat.)

Bishop: Sachie with a pick up and Irish Whipping Order to the far ropes. Order bouncing off and Sachie with a Japanese Armdrag takedown! And now an Armbar!

(Dawg Pound cheering as Sachie Yokoyama switches to a Hammerlock.)

Mutt: Sachie jumping up and driving knees into that Hammerlocked left arm of Officer Order. This is what wrestling is all about right here. We got the two women who started this damn feud, the two women who dragged Porter and Charlotte into this. WoW! This is what it’s come down to.

Bishop: Order spinning around and getting to her feet, but Sachie still has that Hammerlock on that left arm…Hold On! Order running forward and nailing Sachie with a Jawbreaker!

(Fans cheer!)

Bishop: Both women stunned, as Order gets to her feet. Sachie up to her feet and LEAPFROGS the charging Officer Order.

Blade: Order running to the far side now, flying off the ropes and connects with a Flying Head Scissors….

Bishop: BUT THE DANGEROUS QUEEN COUNTERS WITH A TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!!!

(Fans all screaming as Sachie Yokoyama runs toward the ropes.)

Bishop: Order slow to her feet while Sachie Yokoyama Springboards off the ropes and HITS the Moonsault….

Blade: …and Officer Order counters with a Pooooooowerslam!!!!

(Dawg Pound barking: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF!)

Ref: 1…………………….2………………..kick out!

Spud: 15 minutes have gone by in the 30 minute time limit. 15 remaining.

Bishop: Order with a pick up and Irish Whips Sachie, no reversal, and Officer Order flies toward the corner, Jumps up and DROPKICKS Charlotte La Mancha!

(Huge crowd pop as Charlotte La Mancha hits the ring floor.)

Mutt: In the corner now, Officer Order getting to her feet….

Bishop: AND SACHIE YOKOYAMA CRASHING INTO HER WITH A HANDSPRING ELBOW INTO THE CORNER!!!!

(Dawg Pound pops as Sachie Yokoyama points out to the arena.)

Bishop: Sachie grabbing Order around the throat….and nails her with an Uranage Throat Slam! Charlotte climbing up to the ring apron now, and Sachie arguing with her! Sachie walking over and tagging Charlotte now. Sachie picking up Order and nailing her with a Shoulderbreaker!

Blade: And look, Charlotte climbing up the turnbuckles, perched up high….AND NAILS THE FLYING ELBOW DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!!

(Fans all cheering as Charlotte hooks the leg for the cover!)

Ref: ………………………………………………..1

 ………………………………………………………2

…………………………………………………..No!

(Dawg Pound barks as Ma Porter breaks the count.)

Mutt: Ma Porter running in and breaking the count. If not, Double O may be history. That’s the advantage of having a rulebreaker as a tag team partner.

Mutt: Charlotte with a pick up and slaps on a Front Face lock! Order looks real beat up right about now. That elbowdrop did its job.

Blade: Charlotte grinding down on Double O. Hold on! Charlotte hoisting up Double O, slingshots her off the top rope and NAILS her with a Vertical Suplex! Order cringing on the mat, trying to get to her feet. Charlotte running to the far ropes, bouncing off and…..

Bishop: ….AND CONNECTS WITH A BULLDOG!!!!!

(Fans all on their feet cheering as Charlotte La Mancha heads toward the far corner.)

Bishop: Ma Porter slapping the top turnbuckle as Charlotte La Mancha stands up high. Order is face down on the mat as Charlotte jumps off……. Mutt: ….and MISSES the Fistdrop!

(Fans screaming with excitement as Officer Order rolls out of the way!)

Bishop: Officer Order with so much guts. She crawling over to her corner. Charlotte is down, clutching her right fist. Hold on! Charlotte is up running to intercept the tag…

Blade: AND OFFICER ORDER MAKES THE TAG!!!!!!!

(The entire arena erupts into barking as Ma Porter enters the ring.)

Bishop: Charlotte nailing away with punches to the head of the GDWA’s Mafioso! But Porter is unfazed! Porter walking INTO Charlotte’s punches as Charlotte begins to back into the middle of the ring. Porter with a headbutt, and Charlotte is stunned. Porter with another headbutt, and Charlotte is wobbly!

(Eruption of cheers from the Dawg Pound!)

Blade: Ma Porter grabbing Charlotte by the back of her head, and a HUGE headbutt! Charlotte falls into the ropes, and Porter is on the attack. Porter Irish whipping her to the far ropes. Porter heads for the middle of the ring as Charlotte bounces off….

Bishop: …AND PORTER CATCHES HER FOR A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! The cover!

Ref: 1……………….2………………shoulder up!

Mutt: Porter up to her feet, and dropping a standing Legdrop! Porter up again and another Legdrop! Porter up a third time, and drops a Headbutt to the midsection!!! The cover!

Ref: 1……………….2………………no!

(Fans cheer as Sachie Yokoyama makes the save!)

Blade: Sachie is pissed off! She’s berating Charlotte for not tagging in earlier.

Mutt: Charlotte has been known for her glass jaw and slow recovery time. This fighting isn’t her style. Once we got into actual wrestling, her team began winning. But this fight, this brawl that has escalated is in favor of Crime and Punishment. And the constant bickering can’t be helping the Dragon Trio any at all.

Bishop: Porter with a pick up and slaps on a Frontface lock. Porter hoists her up…..

Blade: …but Charlotte slips behind Porter and runs for the ropes. Porter turns around and Charlotte comes bounding off the ropes with a Flying Reverse Elbow!

Bishop: Charlotte is up, waiting on Porter. Porter on her feet, and Charlotte nails her with a Thrust Kick!

(Huge crowd pop!)

Bishop: Charlotte heading over to her corner…

Blade: AND SACHIE YOKOYAMA TURNS HER BACK ON HER!

(Fans boo as Charlotte screams at Sachie.)

Bishop: Hold on! Porter back on her feet. Ma Porter with a head of steam and NAILS Charlotte with an Avalanche!!! Charlotte crumbling out of the corner, and Ma Porter pointing out to the Dawg Pound!

(Huge pop from Hardcores as the Dawg Pound barks!)

Mutt: Hold on! Sachie Yokoyama on the outside now, grabbing a chair. Sachie now, up on the ring apron, and entering the ring. Ma Porter slapping on a Full Nelson….and Sachie is berating Charlotte!!!

Bishop: This is the end of the Dragon Trio! Sachie Yokoyama has joined Ma Porter…..Sachie, go to hell!!! Just go straight to hell Sachie Yokoyama.

(Fans boo as Charlotte tries to shake loose.)

Blade: The referee is stunned, and not sure of what to do. Officer Order on the outside of the ring, not believing her eyes. Charlotte shaking her head no as Sachie Yokoyama winds up…

Mutt: AND MA PORTER SHOVES CHARLOTTE RIGHT INTO SACHIE YOKOYAMA!!!

(Huge crowd pop as both women fall to the mat.)

Mutt: Ma Porter with a Double Cross. She Double Crossed Sachie Yokoyama. Porter pointing at Tony Angelo, as Tony applauds. I love this! Sachie was set up!

Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama slow to her feet, leaning up against the ropes now…AND OFFICER ORDER SPRINTING INTO THE RING AND *NAILING* SACHIE YOKOYAMA WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE! BOTH WOMEN GO FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!

(Huge cheers as Sachie and Double O hit the floor.)

Blade: The referee running over to get the chair out of the ring. Ma Porter with a pick up, and Irish Whips Charlotte to the far ropes. Charlotte bouncing off, ducking the Clothesline…

Bishop: CATCHING THE ARM AND HOOKING AROUND MA PORTER FOR THE CRUCIFIX!!!!

(Fans all cheering in excitement!)

Spud: 5 minutes remaining! 5 minutes left.

Bishop: The referee turning around, and FINALLY sliding into position!

Ref: 1…………………………..2…………………………

Bishop: KICK OUT. Damn it, both women back up, and Charlotte with an Irish Whip. Ma Porter off the ropes and Charlotte jumps up for the Longbow Frankensteiner….

Blade: But Ma Porter holding on to the ropes at the last second! Charlotte hits the mat as Porter backpedals into the side ropes, bouncing off….

Bishop: and FLATTENING Charlotte with the Monster Splash!

Ref: 1…………………………2……………………….3!

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

Bishop: Order and Sachie fighting on the ring floor still! Sachie with vicious Reverse Knife Edges to the chest of Officer Order! Order with Karate Chops, and they are fighting all the way back to the locker room.

Blade: The bell has rung, and oh no! Ma Porter backing into the ropes, bouncing off and nailing ANOTHER Monster Splash! Porter is looking around the arena now, and the fans are sickened.

(Fans boo as Ma Porter backs into the ropes again.)

Mutt: Ma Porter bouncing off the ropes again, and HITS the Monster Splash! The ref threatening a reversal, and Ma Porter shouting back at him.

Spud: Wrestling fans, your winners, via pinfall! The team of ‘Double O’ Officer Order, ‘Big’ Ma Porter…Crime and Punishment!

Mutt: I guess you could say, Ma Porter is the CRIME, as well as the PUNISHMENT! (Laughs)

Blade: The stretcher has come out, as Charlotte clutches her midsection. The attendants are out, and slide Charlotte onto the stretcher. Her ribs must be incredibly bruised right about now.

(Fans all booing as Ma Porter’s arm is raised in victory!)

Bishop: Charlotte being helped away from ringside…!

Mutt: And here comes Ma Porter, climbing out of the ring! Ma Porter heading up the aisle. Tony Angelo pointing at Charlotte, and Porter nails the ring attendants with a PORTERLINE!!!

(Fans boo but Hardcores cheer as the attendants fall to the floor.)

Bishop: Oh no! Oh my God! Ma Porter rolling her head around her shoulders, and now pointing down at Charlotte. Porter with a head of steam AND NAILS CHARLOTTE WITH THE MONSTER SPLASH! RIGHT ON THE RING FLOOR!!!

(Fans cheer as Daisy Butterfly heads down the aisle.)

Mutt: Crippled ass Daisy with a chair, heading down the aisle. Ma Porter backing off, and Daisy NAILS Porter! Ma Porter is down, and Tony Angelo warning Daisy. This ain’t none of Daisy’s business.

Bishop: Tony Angelo pointing at Daisy with 3 fingers, and dropping them to 2. That might be a sign of things to come. Daisy checking on Charlotte as security escorts Ma Porter out of the arena.

Bishop: Oh my. Charlotte is hurt bad. Daisy calling for help as she’s assisted with the stretcher. Hopefully we can get an update on Charlotte’s condition. She may have broken ribs. My God, Porter splashed her on the floor for God’s sake.

Mutt: Well, 2 crippled Dragon Trio members is almost too much for me. I LOVE this pay per view. All we need now is Medusa Rage to sweep tonight! Win this 3 way dance, keep the World Tag Titles in the Age of Rage camp, and to win War Games!!!! I love it.

Blade: Well, it’s only going to get MORE hectic. We’ve gone from the Tag Match to this?

Bishop: Fans we have….what’s this? I’m getting word from backstage that there is a special announcement from GDWA President Denmark Vessey. Mr. President, we’re ready for you.

Vessey: Allen, can you hear me?

Bishop: Yes Mr. Vessey. GO ahead.

Vessey: Immediately following that Scientific Rules match, I got on the phone with the Executive committee. We’ve decided that Nikita Marx and Daisy Butterfly must wrestle one more time to resolve this feud of theirs. A fourth match to settle this tonight!

Bishop: WoW! That’s big news.

Vessey: Yes, right before the WORLD TITLE BOUT the world has been waiting for. Good luck to both rasslers…especially you Franchise.

Bishop: Thank you Mr. President! That’s our GDWA Pres. Mr. Denmark Vessey. I suppose…

Mutt: Suppose, nothin! You ain’t doin’ your job! Why didn’t you ask him what the ruling was with Demonica!? Man, you call yourself a broadcast journalist? And who is this joker to force Nikita and Daisy into a 4th match anyway? It won’t be scientific rules! What will it prove? They haven’t prepared!

Blade: Can we get to this matchup between Lady Starr, Dementia Praecox and Medusa Rage?

Bishop: That’s right fans. The 3 way dance for the #1 contender’s spot at the INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! If Charlotte were able, I’m sure she’d be watching this match up….

Mutt: But she’s not! And good ol’ Ma Porter took care of her.

Blade: You know, it’s funny. This is our first pay per view without ‘Fear Factory’ Lanny Manson and without Zaranna. And truth be told, it looks like everybody else is trying to pick it up a notch to stand out as the next SUPERSTARS!

Bishop: I definitely expect to see shades of future greatness in this one coming up. Lady Starr a former contender to the Western Heritage title. Dementia Praecox a mainstay in the Top 10 of contention…and Medusa Rage the UNDEFEATED matriarch of the Age of Rage clan.

Blade: Speaking of Medusa Rage, let’s hear comments from her…

MEDUSA RAGE

[Fade in: Medusa Rage leans in her corner in a practice ring. Her eyes have that hard, piercing “medusa” stare. She tugs at her hair, lost in thought.]

Medusa: (voice over) A three-way dance. Dementia Praecox and Lady Starr. Two tough ladies in one night. How am I going to face them down?

[Cut to images of Dementia Praecox and Lady Starr demolishing opponents.]

Medusa: (voice over) They’re both tough, powerful and talented.

[Medusa gets up out of the corner and starts bouncing against the ropes, throwing boxing combinations in the air.]

Medusa: (voice over) It’s time for to put up or shut. All this talk about the Age of the Rage won’t mean a thing if I get beat. They’re stars, bug stars. They’ve been here longer. They’ve got the fans. They got time.

[Medusa rushes the ropes and bounces off to throw a drop kick.]

Medusa: (voice over) They’ll probably try to hurt me. They’ll probably try to humble me. I won’t let them. I refuse to lose. Gotta take out Dementia. She’s big. She’s strong.

[Medusa throws a lightning fast one-two punch.]

Medusa: (voice over) Gotta get Lady Starr fast. They think they’ve got the edge. They think they’re it. Well, this is the Age of the Rage. Destiny’s calling. It’s time for me to answer the bell.

[Background: *ding* *ding* *ding*]

Medusa: (voice over) Time for me to prove once and for all who’s the baddest bitch on the block. Time for me to prove just how hard I am. Time for to make everybody in the world stand up and take notice. They won’t ever forget the name Medusa Rage. I won’t ever let them.

[Medusa performs a series of shadow moves: slams, suplexes, clotheslines. She rolls to her feet.]

Medusa: Dawg Pound Nights is just around the corner girls. That’s Medusa’s coming out party. In one night I’m going to take out two. Two great wrestlers and then I’m going to claim my first belt. The Age of the Rage has begun for real! Dementia, Starr, if you think for on minute that this is going to be your time to shine. Think again! There’s no way I’ll ever let that happen. Dawg Pound Nights is my night. Dawg Pound Nights, Medusa come out to do her business. Strictly business. No goofing around with fans. No waving hi. No butterfly. See this face? See this face? That’s a killer’s face. Hugs and hisses girls and may the Lord have mercy on your souls, because I sure as hell won’t.


Mutt: Well, we’ll see if she can REMAIN undefeated. Spud, take it away buddy!

DEMENTIA PRAECOX VS. LADY STARR VS. MEDUSA RAGE

Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is set for 1 fall with a 20 minute time limit…and it is for the #1 Contendership for the INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOSHIP!!!!

(Fans begin booing but the Dawg Pound cheers as “Brain Damage” by Pink Floyd plays!)

Spud: First, accompanied to the ring by Madame Hecate! From Parts Unknown! 5 feet 5 inches, weighing in at 141 pounds! Here is one half of Dark Asylum…..Dementia Praecox!

(Praecox heads down the aisle with ripped and old looking clothes, glancing about nervously and wringing her hands.)

Bishop: Praecox is a nut! She’s gonna have a long night ahead of her, though. Medusa Rage is as tough as they come…and she’ll cheat too!

Blade: And don’t forget that Lady Starr went toe to toe in Japan against Praecox.

Bishop: Speaking of Lady Starr, let’s hear her intro’s… (Mixture of cheers as fans hear ‘Gangstas Paradise’ by Coolio!)

Spud: Our next combatant, accompanied to the ring by her manager David Jones! From Tokyo, Japan! 5 feet 5 inches, weighing in at 135 pounds….Here is one half of the Dangerous Dolls…..Lady Starr!

(Mixed cheers as Lady Starr heads down the aisle slapping hands with ringside fans. Lady Starr is wearing an all-white Ninja suit.)

Blade: Look at Praecox. Madame Hecate having to hold her back. Still some bad blood between Dark Asylum and the Dangerous Dolls.

Mutt: I don’t think Praecox can remember back to October. Me personally, I think the lunatic just wants a fight! Let’s hear the last intro.

Spud: And their opponent…..

(Dawg Pound erupts as they hear ‘Dvorak’s 9th Symphony’ by the New World.)

Spud: Hailing from Port-of-Spain, Trinidad…6 feet tall, weighing in at 160 pounds! Here is….Medusa Rage!!!

(Dawg Pound chants: ‘Dusa! ‘Dusa! ‘Dusa! ‘Dusa! ‘Dusa! )

Mutt: She’s a huge woman! Medusa Rage walking through the curtain, and is enjoying all of this love from Texas!

Bishop: Tonight, I’m sure the featured match ups will be Lady Starr against Dementia Praecox and of course, the battle for the Dawg Pound. Between Dementia Praecox and Medusa Rage, I don’t know who is loved more.

(Mixed cheering as Medusa Rage heads toward the ring wearing gold and black with dreadlocks flowing wildly down her back.)

Blade: Medusa entering the ring, and Madame Hecate has unleashed Dementia Praecox!!!

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

Blade: There’s the bell, and we’ve got Praecox and Starr in the ring. Medusa to the outside, and Praecox pounding away on Lady Starr, but Starr firing back with Karate Chops! Starr backing Praecox into the near ropes, and Irish Whipping her to the far side.

Bishop: Praecox bouncing off and diving forward but Lady Starr with a Leapfrog!

(Fans cheer as Dementia Praecox forward rolls to her feet and runs to the ropes.)

Blade: Praecox bouncing off the far ropes and Lady Starr dropping down to her feet….AND PRAECOX WITH A STANDING LEG DROP!

(Fans booing as Lady Starr grabs the back of her head.)

Bishop: Dementia Praecox heading for Medusa’s corner, and tags her in….and nails away with Headbutts to the head!!!!

(Dawg Pound cheering as Dementia Praecox grabs Medusa by the back of her head.)

Blade: Praecox stunning Medusa, and now running her over to the adjacent corner. Praecox still has her by the back of the head, and RAMMING MEDUSA’S HEAD INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!

(Dawg Pound chants: 1..2…3…4…5…6…7…8..9..10)

Mutt: Hold on! Lady Starr, waiting in the wings, sprinting into the corner and NAILING Praecox with a Handspring Elbow! Now she grabs both women by the back of their heads….DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER!!!

(Fans cheering on Lady Starr as Medusa Rage and Dementia Praecox hit the mat!)

Mutt: This chaotic style is favoring Dementia Praecox. The ref has got to get things back into control, or it’ll turn into an all-out brawl.

Blade: Lady Starr with a pick up and nailing away on Dementia Praecox with Karate Chops…and Praecox is down! Now she’s nailing away on Medusa Rage…oh look at this!

(Fans popping hard as Medusa Rage shakes off the pain!)

Bishop: Medusa with a boot to the midsection, and Irish Whipping Lady Starr to the far corner. Medusa heading for the middle of the ring as Lady Starr braces herself using the ropes….backflips out of the corner….

Blade: AND MEDUSA RAGE CATCHES HER WITH A TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!!!

(Dawg Pound erupting as Lady Starr hits the mat.)

Bishop: Hold on! Dementia Praecox with a head of steam from behind….AND MEDUSA RAGE SAW HER COMING AND NAILS HER WITH A HIGH BACK BODY DROP!!!

(Fans all cheering as Dementia Praecox lands on her feet.)

Blade: Medusa Rage turning around…AND DEMENTIA PRAECOX WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!!!

(Fans still cheering while the ref gets Dementia Praecox out of the ring.)

Mutt: We FINALLY have some order….no pun intended! Medusa and Starr are the legal women. Both are down though, as Lady Starr was really hammered by that Backbreaker.

Bishop: Medusa Rage with a pick up, and Irish Whipping Lady Starr to the far ropes. Starr bouncing off and comes firing at Medusa with a Swinging Double Axe Handle…MISSED!

Blade: AND MEDUSA RAGE SLAPPING ON A WAISTLOCK FOR A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!

(Hardcores pop as most fans boo!)

Mutt: Lady Starr looks really flat. Sure, she’s flying around and doing all her usual cute stuff, but she doesn’t seem focused and doesn’t realize that you can’t be cute with women that are this big.

Bishop: Medusa with a pick up now, and tossing Lady Starr into the near corner! WoW, what strength. Medusa now, walking into the corner and firing away with fists to the head. And now, Medusa with standing choke holds, get in there ref!

Ref: ….2….3….4….

Bishop: Medusa breaking…and a Rake to the eyes! This is the Medusa we saw wrestle Wendy Marshall. Very rough and a bender of the rules. Medusa won’t let Starr out of the corner, as she pummels Starr with punches. The ref wants a break, and Medusa breaking cleanly.

(Fans booing while Lady Starr gasps for air.)

Mutt: These fans don’t like Medusa’s cheating ways. And look, Medusa bad mouthing Praecox from across the ring…and Praecox charging in! The ref having to force her back onto the ring apron….

Bishop: Meanwhile, Medusa Rage back on Lady Starr…and a Crotch Shot! Lady Starr doubles over…..and Medusa Rage with a pick up…..and a Military Press Slam!

(Fans boo!)

Mutt: Sonya, stop shaking your head! Medusa never said she was above cheating. As far as I’m concerned, this is very sound wrestling. She’s got the Hot Shot from Japan grounded and unable to use those cute moves of hers.

Blade: She’s got loads of talent. Why waste it with dirty tactics like low blows?

Bishop: Back to the action…Medusa Rage with a pick up, and slapping Lady Starr’s head between her legs. Oh no, Medusa with a Waistlock and a pick up……

Blade: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKNIFE POOOOOOOOOOOWERBOMB!!!!!!

(Dawg Pound barking: ‘Dusa! ‘Dusa! ‘Dusa! ‘Dusa! ‘Dusa! )

Bishop: Medusa Rage rolling Lady Starr over into the middle of the ring with her foot. She drops down now for the cover!

Ref: ………………1………………….2………….3!

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

Spud: Wrestling fans, Lady Starr has been eliminated!

Mutt: How?! What?!

Blade: That was COMPLETE domination of Lady Starr by Medusa Rage…and she hardly broke a sweat!

(Fans all cheering as Dementia Praecox enters the ring giggling.)

Bishop: This is coming down to the big women now!

(Dawg Pound barking: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! )

Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 20 minute time limit. 10 remaining.

Bishop: Dementia Praecox bouncing around the ring as Medusa Rage readies…and listen to this!

(PROPHETS OF RAGE in the audience stand on their feet, hooting and hollering for Medusa Rage.)

Mutt: And look!

(Ringside fans boo as ‘La Femme Nikita’ Nikita Marx heads down the aisle.)

Bishop: Here we go! Praecox and Medusa tying up, and Medusa SHOVING Praecox down to the mat! Praecox back up, and DUCKING Medusa’s Clothesline. Praecox running to the farside now.

Blade: Medusa in the middle of the ring now as Praecox bounces off the ropes. Praecox going for a Flying Football tackle, and Medusa Rage with a Shoulder Block!

(Fans pop!)

Mutt: Dementia Praecox hits the mat like a ball bouncing off a wall! My lord, did she hit hard!!!

Bishop: Medusa Rage with a pick up and bullying Praecox into the near ropes. Medusa firing away with big right hands, and Praecox fighting back with Headbutts!!!

(Fans all cheering as both women go at it.)

Blade: Praecox Irish Whipping Medusa to the far ropes, no, reversal! Praecox bouncing off as Medusa nears the middle of the ring…AND MEDUSA SCOOPING HER UP FOR A POWERSLAM!!!!

Ref: 1…………………2………Kick Out!

Bishop: Medusa with a pickup and a Swinging Neckbreaker! Praecox is down, and Medusa with another pick up. Medusa grabbing Praecox by the back of her head, and running for the near corner.

Blade: Medusa looking out to the Dawg Pound…and ramming Dementia Praecox’s head into the top turnbuckle!!!!

Mutt: Oh dear….

(Dawg Pound cheering as Dementia Praecox rams her own head into the top turnbuckle.)

Mutt: Praecox completely unfazed!

Bishop: Praecox firing back with Headbutts, and now an Eye Gouge! Where’s the ref in this one?!

Blade: Praecox with a Front Face lock, and Medusa driving forward ramming Praecox’s back into the corner! Praecox clutching her back as Medusa Rage MILITARY PRESSES DEMENTIA PRAECOX!!!!!!!!

(Fans cheering as Dementia Praecox is slapped to the mat!)

Mutt: I think Medusa Rage is just now realizing she may be JUST AS STRONG as Dementia Praecox. And with her weight advantage, Praecox might be in trouble…and look, Praecox is hurt! She’s down.

Bishop: Medusa Rage walking over and picking up Praecox. Medusa with a Gutwrench pick up and tosses her backwards onto the top rope for a Stun Gun!!!

Blade: That’s the Boston Bombshell. And Praecox falling to the mat, Medusa grapevining the let for the count!

Ref:……………….1………2………kickout!

Bishop: Medusa Rage with a pick up, and Irish Whipping Praecox to the far ropes, and Medusa sprinting across the ring.

Blade: Praecox bouncing off and Medusa Rage with a Bulldog Lariat….no, Dementia Praecox countering with a Side Walk Slam!!!!

(Fans cheering as Medusa Rage scrambles for the ropes.)

Mutt: You know, it seems to me that Medusa Rage seems oblivious to Dementia Praecox’s INCREDIBLE speed and agility! My lord, you don’t give Praecox that many chances to fly off the ropes.

Blade: But my question is simply why hasn’t Praecox executed some of those high risk maneuvers?

Bishop: Nikita Marx still out here at ringside, taking great interest in this match. This has truly been a night for watching the competition!

Blade: Praecox with a pick up, and an Eye Gouge. Medusa is blinded. Medusa stumbling around, and Dementia Praecox with an Enziguri Kick!

(Fans bark: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! )

Spud: 15 minutes have passed in the 20 minute time limit. 5 remaining.

Bishop: Medusa is down! Praecox with a double leg pick up, and Dragging Medusa Rage toward the near corner. Oh no…Praecox calling for mommy

Mutt: ….AND SLINGSHOTS MEDUSA INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE.

Blade: And now a roll up from behind…1…2…no!

(Fans cheering as Medusa Rage weakly gets the shoulder up.)

Blade: Madame Hecate barking out orders as Praecox picks up Medusa. Praecox with Headbutts as Medusa Rage stumbles about. She Irish whips her to the near corner as sets up for a High Back Body Drop….

Bishop: But Medusa grabbing onto the ropes! Medusa charging forward, scooping up Dementia Praecox and sprints toward the side ropes…

Blade: AND POWERSLAMS PRAECOX OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!

(The Dawg Pound explodes as BOTH women hit the floor!)

Mutt: That’s her finisher!

(The Dawg Pound barking: ‘Dusa! ‘Dusa! ‘Dusa! ‘Dusa! ‘Dusa!)

Mutt: Madame Hecate up on the ring apron complaining as the ref wards her off.

Bishop: AND HERE COMES NIKITA MARX! Medusa Rage pointing at the Age of Rage….AND NIKITA MARX WITH THAT RUSSIAN CHAIN FROM BEHIND!!!!

(Fans all booing as Medusa Rage hits the floor!)

Bishop: Nikita Marx rolling Praecox into the ring, and here come the Brownes! Here come the Misfits!

(Fans cheer as Nikita Marx is chased back to the locker room.)

Ref: ……..3……….4…………5……….

Mutt: Nikita Marx exacting revenge! She’s always hit her enemies, and hit ’em when they least expect it!

Ref: ………6………..7……….8………..

Bishop: Praecox is STILL down on the mat, just clutching her back…but Medusa ain’t moving. Sierra Browne trying to help her up….

Ref: ………..9………….10!

Blade: It’s over!

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

(Fans boo as they hear ‘Brain Damage’ by Pink Floyd!)

Spud: Ladies and Gentlemen, ruled at 18 minutes 15 seconds, your winner via count out, and #1 contender to the INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP…….Dementia Praecox!

(Dawg Pound cheers as Madame Hecate helps Dementia Praecox to her feet.)

Mutt: I thought Praecox had it in the bag to be honest. Both women feeling the other out, and Medusa Rage the ring general that she is taking advantage of a Praecox mistake…but thank God for the Russians!!! (Laughs!)

Bishop: WE haven’t heard the last of this. Medusa is totally out of her senses. Dementia Praecox leaving ringside now, and she’s done!

Blade: Both women cheated all night, and used the situation to their advantage. I can’t believe Nikita Marx though. Will she sink to any low?!

Bishop: Dementia Praecox will prove a great challenge to Charlotte La Mancha. It will be classic confrontation when the woman from Parts Unknown takes on the Frenchwoman.

Mutt: And speaking of classic, we’ve got 1 of 3 Championship matches tonight coming up next. Medusa, you better be ready for your MISFITS. The HYENA QUEENS want the titles.

(Ringside fans boo as Nikita Marx heads down the aisle.)

< The Crowd begins to Boo as ‘La Femme Nikita’ and Uncle Bob make their way into the announcer’s table. Nikita is dressed in a short leather mini skirt and a low cut black satin shirt, Bob as always is in his immaculate tux carrying a steel briefcase. >

Nikita: Hello Darlings, so nice of you to have me on…

Bishop: What do you want Nikita? We have the Western Heritage match with ‘Jungle’ Radhi….

Nikita: Who? Oh no, I am sure that no one minds me stopping by to say a few words. After all, I am only taking time away from the fans watching the so called “Jungle” getting beaten. It is such a shame really, in my country we do not let Children compete against adults.

Blade: Nikita, with all due respect, I’m sure you have lots to say…but this is Dawg Pound Nights! This is an important Supercard Pay Per view! WE don’t have time…

Nikita: Of course Darling, I know that there are millions of people all around the world who have paid their hard earned money just to see me, I would not want to disappoint my fans. You see I feel…

Bishop: Hold on! Whalen is backstage with…what?! Daisy?!

Whalen: THAT’S RIGHT! DAISY BUTTERFLY IS BEING ATTACKED BY…DEMONICA! SHE’S BEATING THE IRONWOMAN DOWN TO THE FLOOR IN THE LOCKER ROOM. MADAME HECATE IS BLOCKING THE DOOR, AND WE CAN’T GET IN. WHERE IS SECURITY!?!?

Bishop: What the hell?!

Whalen: Here comes Sachie! Sachie leading GDWA security, and Demonica has Daisy’s head between her legs. She slaps on a Waistlock pick up….POWERBOMB! Right on the floor. Here comes Sachie, and Demonica tossing her into the lockers! Demonica picking up Sachie and grabbing her around the throat….CHOKESLAM!

 <Fans boo as the video monitor finally displays Demonica’s ATTACK on DAISY BUTTERFLY back in THE LOCKER ROOM >

 Nikita: Oh no an attack on Daisy? Who would dare? It’s just not safe in the GDWA anymore…

<NIKITA AND BOB EXIT LAUGHING AS the CAMERA switches back to the GDWA announcers.>

Mutt: Thanks Nikita, this has been a great night in wrestling! Demonica DID make her presence known at the pay per view.

Bishop: I hope Daisy is alright! Damn it, Demonica and Nikita Marx teaming up to attack the GDWA Ironwoman…

Mutt: You have no proof of that. How can you….

Blade: Look, we have a match to call here. In case you two didn’t notice, Micki Duran is challenging Radhi Ananda for the WESTERN HERITAGE TITLE…damn!

(Fans begin booing as the Kingpin heads down the aisle.)

Mutt: Man, what’s up with all these surprises tonight?!

Bishop: What’s the Kingpin doing coming out early?

Mutt: Well…..who cares! Let’s hear the intro’s for the Legend!

WESTERN HERITAGE CHAMPIONSHIP: RAHDI ANANDA VS. MICKI DURAN

Spud: Wrestling fans our next contest is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit…and it is for the WESTERN HERITAGE CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, the Manager of Champions….seven time former men’s World Heavyweight champion….nine time former men’s World Tag-Team champion….the KINGPIN!!!!

(Fans boo as the Kingpin enters the ring, immaculately dressed in a black suit, with the word “MISFITS” written across the back. He is carrying a bone-handled cane, and is wearing mirrored sunglasses. The crowd erupts into boos as he strolls to the ring and takes the microphone from the announcer.)

Bishop: What’s with the Misfits jacket?

Blade: Something’s just not right about that…

[Kingpin] Ladies and gentlemen…introducing the challenger….

(The opening chords of “All I Really Want” by Alanis Morissette scream over the loudspeaker, then suddenly stop. The thunder of huge bass drums can be heard, then the curtains open, and an enormous stream of drummers begin to march out, pounding out a distinct rhythm. They are all dressed in black.)

[Kingpin] From Lake Ponchetrain, Louisiana….representing The Syndicate….

(The crowd boos louder than ever.)

[Kingpin] Weighing in at 131 pounds…led to the ring by the original Demon Dog of the Roundhouse…

Bishop: What?! Whalen, you there backstage? You got any info on this?

Whalen: Well….It can’t be…the Demon Dog of the Roundhouse!? I thought she was on tour in Japan with the ICWF? All hell’s gonna break loose here tonight…

Blade: I don’t understand what the big deal is!

[Kingpin] Here is your next Western Heritage Champion….”THE LEGEND”…..MICKI DURAN!

(Duran comes out behind the line of drummers. She is wearing a black singlet, boots, and wrist gear. Her long black hair is tightly braided in a big black ribbon. She strides confidently to the ring. Suddenly, the curtains open again, and out steps a gorgeous red-head, a little smaller than Micki, but solidly built and obviously strong. She is wearing jeans, a black blouse, and steel-toed boots. Her cropped red hair is held in a black bandana. She waves to the crowd, who rain boos down on her as she marches to the ring. She spits at them.)

Mutt: YES!!! I knew it was only a matter of time before the Roundhouse showed up.

Blade: Who the hell is the Red head?

Whalen: This must be the surprise Micki Duran was talking about! Wherever Micki Duran goes, they’re never far behind. Let me just inform the listening audience though, Alison De La Cruz has just informed me that Crystal “The Crippler” Lewis is NOT under contract with the GDWA.

Bishop: What’s the history with those two?

Whalen: Well, word has it that Lewis and Duran have been tag partners since birth. These two have caused more trouble in more federations than most people have ever even heard of. The President’s going to want to keep a close eye on this situation. Lewis has already been banned from at least three different organizations. Charlotte La Mancha had better watch her back. Micki Duran already alluded to going after Charlotte after tonight. It looks like she’s serious….

Blade: Sounds like Duran has gotten herself some insurance.

Bishop: Most definitely. WoW! Dawg Pound Nights most definitely chalked full of surprises.

Spud: ….and her opponent!

(Fans begin cheering as they hear “Paint It, Black.” by The Rolling Stones)

Spud: From Bombay, India! She is 5 feet 5, Weighing 135 pounds, here is the GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE Western Heritage Champion……’Jungle’ Radhi Ananda!

(Radhi Ananda runs down the aisle barefoot wearing loose tiger print garments and bone necklaces around her neck. Her black hair runs wildly about her shoulders, and the WESTERN HERITAGE TITLE shines in the light around her waist.)

Bishop: Radhi Ananda storming the ring, running to the side ropes, Springboarding to the outside WITH A PLANCHA DIVE ONTO Crystal “The Crippler” Lewis!!!

Mutt: What the hell?

(Fans bark as Radhi Ananda pounds away on Crystal Lewis.)

Blade: Unpredictability has been Jungle’s trademark. It got her to the belt in the first place.

Bishop: Duran rolling to the outside, but Jungle already on the attack. Jungle with a pickup and a Side Headlock! Jungle with a head of steam….

Mutt: AND NAILS Crystal Lewis WITH THAT STUN GUN BULLDOG ONTO THE GUARD RAILING!!!! SHE’S CLUTCHING HER THROAT!!!!

(Dawg Pound barks as Radhi Ananda grabs a chair!)

Bishop: She’s out of control! Duran backing off, and Jungle NAILS Crystal Lewis with the chair! The ref is calling for the paramedics, Lewis is down!!!

(Fans screaming as Radhi Ananda charges the Kingpin.)

Mutt: Oh no! Kingpin is on the run now….but Jungle NAILS him!

(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! )

Blade: Well, we knew it would be chaotic. The ref cautiously rolling to the outside, and forcing Jungle into the ring. Jungle tossing off the belt, and hopping into the ring. Duran rolling into the ring and the ref calling for the bell!

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

Bishop: Jungle charging Duran, and they are trading blows. Jungle pounding Duran back into the ropes, and now driving stiff kicks to the midsection….and a rake to the eyes!

Blade: The ref wants a break, but Jungle shoving him aside.

Bishop: And Duran charging forward with a Clothesline….

Blade: But Jungle countering with a HIGH BACK BODY DROP!!!!

Bishop: Duran hits hard, and she clutches her back as she rises back up to her feet. Jungle running into the near ropes, bouncing off and nails a FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!!!! OH my!

(Dawg Pound exploding as fans chant: Radhi! Radhi! Radhi! Radhi!)

Bishop: The Legend has been humbled to the mat. Jungle with a pick up and Irish Whips the Legend to the far ropes. Jungle runs to the side ropes as Micki Duran bounces off….and Jungle connects with a Running Dropkick!

(Fans all cheering as Micki Duran hits the mat!)

Mutt: The champion exploiting the difference in speed and quickness. Even though Jungle outweighs the challenger by about 10 pounds, she’s flying around that ring like Charlotte La Mancha.

Bishop: Duran is rattled. Jungle waiting in the wings as Duran gets to her feet….and Jungle with a Running High Knee lift…

Mutt: No! Duran applying a waistlock and countering with a Side Suplex!! And THAT is why she is the Legend. Good wrestling will get ya every time.

(Fans cheer as both women lay on the mat.)

Ref: …2……3…….4……

Blade: I’ll say this. That attack by Radhi Ananda on the Crippler really pushed Duran’s buttons. The paramedics are carrying her out of here as we speak.

Bishop: Micki Duran starting to her feet first. Duran with a Single Leg Pick up and drops an elbow to the leg of Jungle. Duran back up and another hammering elbow.

Blade: Duran now, back up to her feet, and kicking away at the hamstring on Jungle….and now a Legbar. Duran STILL looks dazed from Jungle’s onslaught.

Mutt: Jungle better watch herself. A pissed off technical wrestler will have you screaming for your uncle, your auntie, your momma AND your grandmamma!

Bishop: Jungle trying to crawl over to the ropes, but Duran has her leg clamped down. Duran twirling around to her feet, and stomping on the knee of Jungle! Ouch!

Mutt: Hey man…and woman…I think Duran is stronger than Jungle. I mean, she’s really keeping Jungle at bay.

Blade: Jungle reaching around and raking the eyes! Duran releasing, and Jungle now with a Chokehold.

Mutt: Come on ref, get in there!

Ref: …….2………3……….4

Bishop: Jungle up first, and now a pickup. Hold on! Duran with a Single Leg Takedown, charging forward and driving a knee into Jungle’s hamstring!

(Crowd booing as Radhi Ananda clutches her knee.)

 Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 20 minute time limit. 15 left.

Mutt: Duran has found her point of attack. She’s taking away that speed of the champion, and is gonna

Bishop: Duran’s berating the champion with curses now as Jungle rolls around in pain. Duran with a pick up and Jungle wildly swinging. Duran with a Waistlock, hoisting up Jungle and HITS the Knee breaker!

Blade: Jungle hits the mat as Duran covers for the Lateral Press….

Ref: 1……….2……kick out!

Bishop: Duran very methodical now, with a Single Leg pick up and an Elbow to the thigh. Duran with another Single Leg Pick up and another hammering Elbow. Duran now, with a Legbar, and Jungle is stuck on the mat.

Mutt: This is a great wrestling from the challenger. Jungle was ready to hit the ring and fight, but Duran looks more prepared and focused. We just might see a new champ tonight!

Bishop: Radhi Ananda, trying to find a way out of this, AND IS BITING MICKI DURAN! The ref trying to stop her, but she’s not letting go. Duran releasing and Jungle crawling over toward the ropes.

Blade: Duran up to her feet, and charging Jungle….AND ‘JUNGLE’ RADHI ANANDA SURPRISING THE ‘LEGEND’ MICKI DURAN WITH A HEART PUNCH!

(Fans all cheering as Micki Duran drops down to one knee in pain.)

Bishop: Radhi with a kick to the midsection, and Front Face Lock. What is this? She picks up the Legend, her leg is trembling as she hoists her up in the Vertical Suplex position……..AND DROPS HER STRAIGHT DOWN AGAINST THE TOP RING ROPE!!!!

(Dawg Pound barking: Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!)

Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.

Mutt: We’ve seen this before. Jungle used this rather unorthodox maneuver the last time they met. But last time Jungle had the advantage for much of the match. Last time she didn’t wear any gold. She’s in trouble now people.

(Fans screaming as ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda heads to the outside.)

Ref: 2………….3………………………4……..

Mutt: Jungle grabbing the Time Keepers table, and dragging it over near the ring apron. Oh no! Radhi Ananda slowly back into the ring, and rolling Duran through the ropes and on top of the table.

(Fans boo as the Kingpin runs back down to ringside.)

Bishop: High Risk maneuver coming! Jungle with a head of steam as she runs to the far ropes, bounces off, Moonsaults to the outside….

Blade: AND JUNGLE RADHI ANANDA CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Bishop: The Western Heritage Championship is in jeopardy!

(Hardcores cheering as Radhi Ananda lays on the floor.)

Mutt: The Kingpin shoving the Legend off the table at the last second. Jungle is in a world of hurt. Duran up to her feet now, and rolling halfway through the ropes, and right back out to break the count.

Bishop: Duran with a pick up, and a Thrust Kick to the throat of Jungle! Jungle is down, and the ref rolling to the outside. He wants this in the ring.

Blade: Duran rolling the champion into the ring, and Jungle is still clutching her ribs. Duran driving stiff kicks into the midsection of Jungle, and she’s hurting badly.

Bishop: The ref in the ring now as Duran picks up Jungle. Duran with a Waistlock and a Belly to Back Suplex! Duran twirling back up to her feet…

Blade: And an inside cradle!!!

Ref: 1………………………………2………….kick out!

Bishop: The Kingpin arguing with the ref as Duran picks up Jungle, and ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda hits Duran with a piece of wood!

Mutt: She must have grabbed it from the floor and brought it into the ring. Jungle nailing Duran again, and she’s busted open!

(Mixed cheers as Micki Duran hits the mat.)

Blade: Jungle limping over to the near corner, and taking off the turnbuckle. Oh no….

(Dawg Pound cheers as Hardcores chant: Radhi! Radhi! Radhi!)

Bishop: The ref turning around, but that foreign object is gone. Jungle with a slow pick up, and bullying the bloody challenger into the near corner…AND NAILS HER HEAD AGAINST THE BUCKLE!!!

(Fans chant: Radhi! Radhi! Radhi! Radhi!)

Blade: And now Jungle is biting away on Micki Duran. The Kingpin up on the ring apron now, and he’s complaining to the ref. Jungle heading Duran over to the ring ropes, and running Duran’s eyes against them!!!

Mutt: Sonya Blade, you better condemn Jungle for these actions. You condemn Sachie…

Bishop: But Jungle has NEVER professed to adhere to the rules…but this *is* taking it a bit far…

Blade: Jungle now, choking Duran between the top two ropes. The Kingpin screaming at the ref, and the ref is heading over to the Kingpin to get him down.

Bishop: Jungle now, Irish Whipping the challenger to the far ropes. Jungle hobbling to the middle of the ring as Duran bounces off, and Duran….

Blade: Ducks the clothesline, hooking the arm and swinging around Jungle’s back and SLAPPING ON THE END DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Fans bark: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! )

Spud: 15 minutes have gone by in the 20minute time limit. 5 remaining.

Bishop: No cover! Duran fighting the match of her career, blood all over the mat! But she’s down, unable to cover. Jungle is down too, clutching the back of her head.

Blade: The Kingpin jumping down from the ring apron, and slapping the mat for the Legend. Duran just now trying to sit up, with blood rolling down her face.

Mutt: Cover her!

Bishop: Jungle rolling onto her stomach, as Duran nears. And Duran with a double leg pick up, flipping over the champ. Duran stomping away now on the left knee of Jungle. Duran with a Spinning Toe Hold,

Mutt: AND SLAPPING ON THE FIGURE 4 LEGLOCK!!!!!!!!!

(Fans all on their feet as Radhi Ananda cries out in pain!)

Mutt: Hold on, look who’s comin’!!!

(Fans boo as the Evil Empire runs down the aisle.)

Bishop: Valkyrie, Dixie Foxy and Vonya storming the ring!

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

Bishop: And here comes Andrea Chandler! And here comes another woman alongside her!

Blade: The Evil Empire stomping away on Micki Duran. Valkyrie with a pick up now, slapping on a Frontface lock….

Mutt: AND ANDREA CHANDLER CLOTHESLINING VALKYRIE!!!

(Fans cheer as Valkyrie hits the mat!)

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

Bishop: The unknown woman grabbing a chair, and sliding into the ring. She NAILS Vonya! She NAILS Foxy! Meanwhile, Valkyrie and Andrea are slugging it out. Hold on, the unknown woman winding up and WHACKS Val against the back with the chair!

(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! )

Bishop: Vonya rolling Jungle out of the ring. Jungle had some insurance of her own I take it. Hold on! Micki Duran grabbing Vonya! Duran with a Frontface lock turnover and….

Blade: CONNECTS WITH THE END DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!

(Mixed cheers and boos as Vonya is laid out on the mat.)

Blade: Duran is STILL bleeding. OH my, Dixie Foxy getting to her feet, and the NEW Syndicate member nails FOXY with the chair! Duran motioning for Andrea Chandler. Chandler with a head of steam and NAILS Dixie Foxy with a running Clothesline!!! Dixie Foxy is down, and Radhi Ananda is getting the hell out of here.

Bishop: The Prince is down at ringside, and he’s rolled Dixie Foxy out of the ring. The new Syndicate member rolling out of the ring, and warning the Prince.

Mutt: The Syndicate has CLEARED THE RING. Hold on, the Kingpin entering the ring and he wants the mic.

[Kingpin] The Syndicate is the best thing going today. Period. And I’m never at a loss for talent, so right now, I’m gonna unveil another feather in the cap of the International Manager of Champions. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages…oh, and you, Ma Porter, let me introduce the fifth member of the Syndicate…Miss Tiffany Chandler!

TIFFANY CHANDLER

 [Tiffany Chandler makes her way back into the ring, giving high fives. She’s dressed in a black skirt, and jacket with a white blouse, looking very professional. She’s wearing round rimmed glasses, and her hair is up in a bun. She carries a briefcase with her, setting it down.]

Blade: ANOTHER Chandler?! Good God.

Bishop: The Syndicate is really trying to run things…

Mutt: SHUT UP YOU 2 SO I CAN HEAR!!!

 Tiff: Oh my… look what we have here. Where do they find these… these… fans? *giggle* I’ve never seen so many poverty ridden, fashion-challenged, mentally unstable people in all my life.

 (Fans begin to boo loudly)

Tiff: Oh… how precious… they’re booing me… listen up! You can boo me all you desire, but if it wasn’t for people like me, there would not be people like you! The computers, the cars, the technology of this generation was created by people like me. And it’s people like you who labor in the factories because you aren’t INTELLIGENT enough to be people like me!

 {Fans become further irate)

 Tiff: How many generations of you have worked in the shops and factories for people like me, who tell you how and what to do. And you do it… one, because you get excessively paid to do it, and two, because you know that we’re more intelligent than you and without our resources, you’d be living on the street, starving! I’m here to tell you one thing. I’ve come as a courtesy to my dear friend, Andrea. She says the wrestlers here in GDWA are the most idiotic and moronic imbeciles around. She says that possibly under my tutelage in that ring, that perhaps it’ll be conceivable for the likes of Medusa Rage, Officer Order, Charlotte La Mancha, and Daisy Butterfly, among others, to actually become someone of merit in this federation. I use the best technology to train for my matches so don’t think you’ll be any challenge for me. I’m going to walk right through each and every one of you and make my way to the zenith of the GDWA. Just like in business, it’s dog eat dog… and there isn’t a thing you can do to prevent it.

(Those around her nod in agreement, Tiffany removes her glasses and looks directly into the camera)

 Tiff: And when it’s all said and done, you fans will go back to your 9 to 5 tediously monotonous job, pushing pencils or stocking shelves and I’ll be riding the lap of luxury due to my predestined success. In all actuality, you should be kissing my feet and express gratitude towards people like me for allowing you to even exist!

 {She puts her glasses back on and gives Andrea, Micki, and the Kingpin a hug, as the crowd erupts into boos.)

 Kingpin: (laughing) Ah, the boos…music to my ears. Listen up, boys and girls, ’cause I’m only gonna say this once. Andrea, the World Champion. Micki, the next Internet Champion. Heidi and Liz, the next World Tag Team Champions. Tiffany, the next Western Heritage Champion. Oh, and our little surprise tonight at Dawg Pound Nights. The Syndicate is where it’s at, and like they say: If you ain’t with us, then you’re against us. I’m gonna be doing a little scouting in the next couple of weeks, and if you’ve got what it takes, you may get asked to join up. But don’t get me wrong here: You’ll have *one* chance to say yes, and if you balk, you’re just one of the crowd…forever. The Syndicate’s expanding, folks, and you better start to love it.

 (The fans start throwing things at the Kingpin.)

 Kingpin: Hey, cheer us or jeer us, but you damn well better fear us. We’re out.

 (He slams the mike down, waits for Andrea, Micki, and Tiff to walk off, and leaves the ring.)

Mutt: I LOVE IT! The Syndicate has cleared the ring. There is only ONE stable in the GDWA, and it is NOT the Evil Empire or the Dragon Trio…Syndicate is it!!!!

Blade: Speaking of the Dragon Trio…Hold on…we’ve got word from Whalen backstage. Daisy Butterfly has taken some extensive pain killers for her beating, and she WILL be competing in her match next against Nikita Marx…

Bishop: NOW! WE settle this once and for all. One woman wins and one woman loses. May the better woman walk away…

Mutt: Walk? Hell, Daisy can’t even crawl right about now! And especially since getting her but whooped by Demonica. Such a coincidence…

Blade: DON’T PLAY DUMB SAM MUTT! SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE ABOUT THIS!!! DAISY WAS SEVERELY INJURED AFTER HER MATCH WITH NIKITA MARX. SHE AND DEMONICA SHOULD BE EXPELLED FROM THE FED!!!

Mutt: My, aren’t we emotional tonight.

NIKITA MARX VS. DAISY BUTTERFLY

Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is an added match to DAWG POUND NIGHTS! As mandated by the GDWA Board of Directors, a winner must be declared! It is scheduled for one fall with NO minute time limit!

(Fans boos as they hear the theme to ‘Point of No Return’.)

Spud: Hailing from Moscow, Russia! She stands 6 feet tall, weighing in at 150 pounds, here is…’La Femme Nikita’ Nikita Marx!

(Nikita heads down the aisle with her short cut black hair flowing about her neck. She wears a Black Tightfitting bodystocking, wrestling boots, and a shoulder brace on her left shoulder.)

Bishop: Nikita Marx heading down the aisle looking a little worse for wear. The Board of Directors wants this thing between Daisy and Nikita put to rest once and for all.

Mutt: Well, hopefully this will do it. Nikita has shown that she won’t submit. Now, she gets to take Daisy apart one more time and end this conflict.

(Fans chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)

Blade: Nikita Marx entering the ring, and you gotta wonder if Nikita is ready for this. Uncle Bob has been banned from ringside and Daisy slapped on that Butterfly Deathlock and really must have torn Nikita’s arm out of socket.

Bishop: Marx bickering with the referee as Spud readies himself in the middle of the ring! Let’s hear the announcements for Daisy Butterfly….

(Fans cheer and shoot out of their seats as they hear “20 Minute Workout” by DJ Kool!)

Spud: And her opponent!

(Daisy comes walking through the curtain, with her hands on her hips, pointing around the arena!)

Spud: Hailing from San Francisco, California! She is 5 feet 7 inches, 130 pounds. Here is the 1996 GDWA Ironwoman….Daisy Butterfly!!! (Fans cheer as Daisy Butterfly hobbles down the aisle, her face full of determination. She enters the ring wearing a sparkling silver bodysuit with the words “IRONWOMAN” written on the lower back in a crescent along with red boots and kneepads.)

Bishop: Daisy would not let down these fans without confronting Nikita. As long as she has a fighting chance…hold on! Daisy in the ring, and Nikita nailing away with Forearms to the head.

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

Blade: Nikita with Forearms shots to the head of Daisy. Daisy firing back with Open Hand Slaps to the chest! Nikita backing up, and Daisy with an Irish Whip, no! Reversal!

(Fans chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)

Bishop: Nikita running to the farside now. Nikita in the middle of the ring as Daisy bounces off…..AND NIKITA DROPKICKING DAISY BUTTERFLY IN THE KNEE!!!

(Fans boo as Nikita Marx grabs Daisy by her leg, and pulls her toward the corner.)

Blade: Daisy in serious pain as Nikita stands in the corner. Nikita exposing that left leg, and driving kicks into her hamstring! Nikita now, climbing through the ropes to the outside, still with that left leg….and she’s heading for the post!

Bishop: Nikita Marx has rolled out to the floor, and she’s got Daisy’s leg! She’s got her legs between the ringpost, spreads her leg apart, and WRENCHES it against the ringpost! Daisy is hurt, and the referee is chastising Nikita.

(Fans boo as Nikita Marx spits out: USA!)

Mutt: Nikita Marx climbing through the ropes, and she’s back in the ring.

Daisy rolling around, trying to get her bearings. Nikita just wants to get this over with and go home. These two are exhausted. The sweat is pouring down their bodies, and I swear, somebody might go away from this hurt permanently!

Bishop: Daisy up in the corner, and the ref calling for a break. Daisy up on her feet, and Nikita rushing in! Nikita Marx with big forearms to the chest of Daisy Butterfly. Daisy firing back with Open Hands Slaps to the chest! Nikita backing out of the corner as Daisy encroaches…

Blade: AND NIKITA MARX WITH A LEG DRAG TAKEDOWN!

(Fans all booing as Daisy Butterfly hits the mat.)

Bishop: Daisy trying to get to her feet, and Nikita Marx with a head of steam and a Russian Sickle Clothesline….

Mutt: …but Daisy countering with a Japanese Armdrag Takedown!!!! (Fans all cheering as both women lay on their back.)

Bishop: Both women back up to their feet and Daisy with another Armdrag Takedown!

Mutt: But Daisy’s mobility is cut. She’s hobbling around and can’t really execute. Nikita at least has some means of attack.

Bishop: Nikita back up to her feet and Daisy with a Hip Toss, no! Blocked by Nikita and she flips Daisy around for a Backslide Pin Combination….

(Fans all cheering as Daisy Butterfly shakes her head no!)

Bishop: Nikita Marx has superior strength, but Daisy is reversing the Pin combination! Now she’s turning it around, forcing Nikita in front of her…and slapping on a Waistlock…..

Blade: DAISY HOPPING UP AND NAILING NIKITA MARX WITH A PILEDRIVER!

(Huge choruses of cheers as Daisy Butterfly grapevines the leg for the cover.)

Ref: 1………………………..2…………………………..1/2!

(Fans gasp as Nikita Marx gets the shoulder up.)

Mutt: Nikita is stronger than Daisy by far, but with that impaired shoulder, Daisy can take advantage of Nikita.

Blade: Daisy with a pick up, and another Open Hand Slap! That’s a Dragon Trio trademark! Daisy with another Open hand Slap, and Nikita backing into the ropes. Daisy Irish Whipping the big Russian to the far ropes now. Daisy heading to the middle of the ring as she bounces off…

Bishop: …and a High Back Body Drop!

Blade: Nikita cringing on the mat, and Daisy with a Single arm pick up and dropping an Elbow to her bicep. Nikita’s in serious pain, that left arm has been damaged enough tonight! Nikita desperate now, Daisy locking on an Armbar…and Nikita countering out of it with a Hammerlock.

Bishop: Nikita sliding across Daisy’s back, quick up to her feet and…

Bishop: MISSES the Elbowdrop!

(Fans all cheering as Daisy backs into the ropes!)

Spud: 5 minutes have gone by. 5 minutes.

Bishop: The ref trying to get a break, but Nikita Marx tossing him aside, and Daisy with an Open Hand Slap to the chest! And another! And another….but Nikita with a thumb to the throat! And now a Droptoe hold and Nikita quick up to her feet with a Single Leg Pick up.

Blade: Nikita shouting back at the referee and drops a hammering elbow to that left knee of Daisy Butterfly! Daisy slapping on the mat in frustration as Nikita slaps on a Legbar.

(Fans chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)

Mutt: Marx is ripe for the picking, but Daisy unable to capitalize. I tell ya, it’s amazing how much technical wrestling these two choose to employ even now that they are able to rough it up!

Blade: These are probably two of the best technical wrestlers in Grand Dragon. Daisy the mat grappler, and Nikita the freestyle technical wrestler!

Bishop: Daisy rolling into the ropes, and the ref forcing the break. He’s chastising Nikita, but Nikita won’t desist. AND NIKITA STOMPING AWAY ON THAT LEFT LEG OF DAISY BUTTERFLY, AND DAISY FALLS OUT TO THE FLOOR!

(Fans booing and begin to chant: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!)

Blade: Nikita rolling out to the floor, and I can see the rage in her eyes. Daisy favoring that left leg, and Nikita kicking away at the Ironwoman. Nikita with a pick up and raking the back of Daisy! Another back rake, and Daisy is cringing.

Bishop: Nikita slapping on a Front face lock now. She grabs the tights to hoist her up….AND NAILS A SIDE SALTO ON THE FLOOR!!!!!

(Fans boo as the ref rolls to the outside and forces Nikita Marx into the ring.)

Mutt: Nikita dug deep for that one. She was tugging with all of her might, and Daisy didn’t want to go over! Hold on, who’s coming down?!

Ref: ……3……….4……….5…….

(Mixed cheers as ‘Dangerous Queen’ Sachie Yokoyama heads down the aisle.) Blade: Sachie at ringside, and she’s picking up her friend! I guess she only has beef with Charlotte La Mancha.

Bishop: Daisy can hardly stand. Nikita breaking the count, rolling to the outside and Sachie and she are having words! The ref on the outside now, trying to interject…

Blade: And Nikita Marx Clotheslining Sachie Yokoyama. Now Nikita rolling Daisy into the ring. Nikita climbing up the ring apron, and Daisy scooting over in the corner. Nikita with a pick up, and Daisy raking the eyes. That’s highly unlike her!

Bishop: Daisy with a thumb to the throat, and Nikita is stunned. Nikita backing away, and Daisy with an Armbar takedown….and she’s ripping off the shoulder brace!!!

(Fans all cheering as Nikita Marx screams out!)

Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama giving some encouraging words. Hold on! Daisy has that left arm, hobbling forward and BULLDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS Nikita’s left arm.

(Fans cheer as Daisy Butterfly tosses the shoulder brace out into the ringside seats.)

Mutt: Daisy pulling Nikita over by her left arm toward the ring ropes, and tugging away. The ref chastising Daisy as Daisy pulls onto Nikita’s left arm with the second ring rope. Damn it, get in there ref.

Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama leading the cheers, as Daisy picks up Nikita. Daisy with an Open Hand Slap and Nikita falls into the corner. Daisy now, with a Waistlock and planting big Nikita Marx on the top turnbuckle. Oh boy.

(Fans cheer as Daisy Butterfly climbs up the turnbuckles!)

Mutt: What the hell? Is she going for a Superplex? It’ll be all over. Oh no!

(Fans cheering as Daisy Butterfly wobbly stands poised up top, and points out to the Dawg Pound.)

Spud: 10 minutes have gone by. 10 minutes.

Bishop: Daisy with a Front Face Lock, barely holding onto her balance….AND DAISY BUTTERFLY HOISTS UP NIKITA MAEX AND NAILS HER WITH A SUPERPLEX!

(Dawg Pound erupting as Daisy Butterfly crawls over to Nikita Marx!) Blade: This is it! This is it!

Mutt: But NO cover! Both women down!!!!

(Fans chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)

Bishop: No count from the referee. He wants a winner. Both women now, showing signs of movement. They both are slow to get to their feet…and Daisy nails Nikita with a hard right hand! Both women hit the canvas hard.

(Fans all cheering as Daisy Butterfly gets up on one knee & looks out to the arena.)

Blade: Daisy with a Single Arm pick up, and dragging Nikita to the middle of the ring. Daisy literally crawling toward the middle of the ring, dragging Nikita along with her. The Ironwoman weakly up on her feet.

Bishop: She’s pointing out to all the fans! Daisy still with that arm, now with a Step over Armbar……..and locks in the Butterfly Deathlock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Biggest pop thus far as Nikita Marx writhes on the mat screaming.)

Mutt: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Blade: It’s over! It’s over!

Bishop: The ref is making the check! The ref is making the check! Sachie Yokoyama slapping the mat in expectation!!!! And it’s…….

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

(Biggest pop of the night as Nikita Marx screams out in pain!)

Bishop: Daisy won’t let go! Daisy with the Butterfly Deathlock locked on!! The ref warning Daisy, and she won’t let go! Sachie Yokoyama sliding into the ring, and beseeching Daisy Butterfly. Sachie grabbing Daisy Butterfly now, trying to tell her it’s over.

Blade: Daisy finally releasing, but she is laid out on the mat. Both Daisy and Nikita still down on the mat. Here comes Spud McKenzie with the official announcement.

Spud: Wrestling Fans, at 13 minutes 50 seconds, your winner via submission…..’The Franchise’ Daisy Butterfly!!!

(Thunderous cheers as fans hear ’20 Minute Workout’ by Dj Kool!)

Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama lifting up Daisy Butterfly, and Daisy can’t even walk. Daisy finally with the win over Nikita Marx. Are both women satisfied now? Are both women content to go about their lives?

Blade: If I’m Daisy Butterfly, I leave Nikita Marx the hell alone. Nikita is too tough to get yourself in an extended feud with.

Mutt: Nikita Marx in the ring clutching her shoulder. Uncle Bob has run down ringside, and we may need paramedics.

Bishop: A grueling FINAL match up. Daisy winning the first fall. Nikita Marx winning the second, and outlasting the Butterfly Deathlock to draw the third. But now, we finally have a winner in that Grudge match.

(Fans cheer as Daisy Butterfly is lead out of the ring, and Uncle Bob leads Nikita Marx from the ring.)

Mutt: Damn it! IS there no justice in the world?

(Fans chanting: We want Order! We want Order! We want Order!)

Bishop: Well, this is it! Officer Order and Andrea Chandler going toe to toe. The two best wrestlers in Grand Dragon FINALLY squaring off.

Mutt: And I gotta be honest, I don’t know WHO is gonna win. Double O is just INCREDIBLE. You know, this audience is pumped after that Daisy Butterfly match. Now, they want a SWEEP! They want Double O to take home the gold.

Blade: Both women have accomplished so much in Grand Dragon. Double O has NEVER been given a World title shot despite her constant ranking in the Big 5th.

Mutt: And Andrea Chandler has done so with such speed. This is her first title EVER. Just flew up the rankings in a few months to reach the gold.

Blade: Officer Order just may be in the prime of her career, and Chandler is just getting used to being the champ. Neither woman is ready to give this up. But I know May Order. She’s walking away with the belt tonight.

(Fans chanting: Order! Order! Order! Order! Order! )

Bishop: Okay Spud, take it away.

GDWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: ANDREA CHANDLER VS. OFFICER ORDER

Spud: Wrestling fans, this next contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 1 hour time limit. It is the first half of our Double Main Event….AND IT IS FOR THE GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

(Huge crowd pop!)

Spud: First, the challenger….

(Fans cheer as they hear “Bad Boys” by Inner Circle.)

Spud: …accompanied down the aisle by her partner Martial Law! From San Francisco, California! She is 5 feet tall, 120 pounds, the Number One Contender to the World Title….’Double O’ Officer Order!

(Huge chorus of cheers as fans continue to chant: Order! Order! Order! Order! Order! )

Bishop: This is the match everyone has been waiting for. Mike Whalen is backstage with some last minute comments. Mike, you there?

Whalen: Yes, Allen. I’ve been talking to both May Order and Andrea Chandler today. Each seems to be acutely aware of the strengths and weaknesses of their opponent. Both have been watching tape and scouting the other. This is gonna be a tough one either way.

(Mike Whalen looks around and begins to whisper.)

Whalen: Officer Order has privately admitted to me that this is her only opponent that she feels can scout opponents as well as she. And in terms of Andrea Chandler…don’t believe the hype as MISTER Furious Styles would say. My sources tell me that she has a tremendous amount of respect for Double O.

Blade: Thanks, Mike. Andrea Chandler better have respect for Order. Double O is about to take her title.

(Fans cheer as Officer Order heads down the aisle slapping hands with fans. She enters the ring dressed in a black & blue wrestling singlet with a gold badge over her heart, with a SFPD baseball cap on her head.)

Bishop: Let’s head back to the ring.

Spud: and her opponent!

(Fans boo as they hear “Cold Blood” by Kix.)

Spud: Led down the aisle by ‘the Legend’ Micki Duran and her manager the Kingpin. Representing the Syndicate….

(Fans boo as Andrea Chandler walks through the curtain, and throws on her sunglasses.)

Spud: Hailing from Long Island, New York! She is 5 feet 7 inches, 142 pounds, this is the GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE Heavyweight Champion of the World…Andrea Chandler!!!!!

(Chorus of boos as Andrea Chandler heads down the aisle wearing a black bodybuilder’s posing bikini, trimmed in rhinestones. The World Title around her waist shines in the ring lights.)

Bishop: Andrea Chandler heading down the aisle with the Legend in front. And the Legend STILL looks disgruntled from that Western Heritage title match earlier!

Mutt: Of course she does. Hell, she had Radhi Ananda beat.

Bishop: Andrea entering the ring, and Double O waiting patiently in the adjacent corner. Andrea has had a good run as champion. She beat Lanny Manson to get the title. She beat Daisy Butterfly to retain it. Now, at her first pay per view title defense, her second title defense in a month, she takes on Officer May Order.

Blade: The Kingpin on the outside, and Andrea unstrapping the title from around her waist. Officer Order tugging on the ropes, ready to get it on.

Bishop: Andrea with some last minute comments with the Kingpin, and there’s the bell!

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

Bishop: Andrea Chandler waiting in the middle of the ring, and Officer Order charging in! Order charging in with Karate Chops to the chest of Chandler! WoW!

(Fans cheering as Andrea Chandler begins backing off.)

Mutt: Andrea Chandler fighting back with punches, but that’s not her cup of tea. Officer Order staying inside Chandler, and backing her into the ropes with Karate Chops!

Bishop: Order has Andrea backed into the ropes, and the ref wants a break. Double O backs off cleanly. Andrea Chandler immediately tying up with a Collar Elbow tie up, and a Side Headlock.

Blade: Andrea Chandler with incredible strength, but Officer Order slipping out with a standing Switch! Chandler turning around and Double O with a Leg Sweep.

Bishop: Andrea back up and Order with a Front Kick to the head!

(Huge Crowd pop as Andrea Chandler hits the mat!)

Bishop: Officer Order running to the near ropes, bouncing off and connects with a Spinning Elbow! Andrea Chandler rolling out of the pinning attempt, and Double O biding her time.

(Fans cheer as Officer Order waits patiently on the champion.)

Mutt: Double O with that incredible agility. And at only 120 pounds, her quickness is really doubled against Andrea’s size and slothfulness.

Bishop: Andrea Chandler up on her feet, and encircling the challenger! The bigger Chandler tying up, and Chandler with a High Knee to the midsection. Andrea backing Double O to the near corner, and grabbing Order around her neck. She lifts up Double O….

Blade: And Order grabbing the top rope, holding on with all of her might. Andrea Chandler letting loose and Clotheslining Order over the top rope!

(Fans booing as Officer Order hits the floor!)

Blade: Andrea Chandler rolling out to the floor, and Officer Order just now getting up to her feet. Andrea with a pickup and a Military Press!

Bishop: She’s got her high….and drops her straight down on the guard railing. Officer Order is hurt. Andrea with a pickup and a Front Face lock. She flips is around and nails the Neckbreaker!

(Fans boo as Officer Order hits the floor.)

Blade: On no! Andrea with a pick up, and Irish Whips Officer Order into the guard railing!

Ref: ……..4……..5…….6……

Bishop: Andrea Chandler rolling into the ring, and Officer Order is helped up by Martial Law. Order up on the ring apron, and Andrea tossing Order into the ring. Andrea with a pick up and nailing a backbreaker!

Mutt: Andrea Chandler may be slow as molasses, but she’s got raw power. Considering the challenger has already wrestled tonight, Andrea may just kill Double O.

Blade: Andrea choking away on the challenger, and Officer Order is gasping for air. The ref forces the break, and Order rolling away from Andrea. Andrea with a pick up and slaps Order’s head between her legs….

Bishop: AND SLAPS ON A WAISTLOCK FOR A PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Fans BOO as Andrea Chandler cradles the leg.)

Ref: 1…………………2……………kick out!

Bishop: Andrea with a pick up, and pointing out to the Dawg Pound. She slaps her hand around Order’s throat…

Blade: And Order with a Nerve Strike to Andrea’s Armpit! Double O with repeated Nerve Strikes to the armpit, and Andrea releases the hold. Order now, with an Armdrag, and repeated strong Kicks to the Armpit of Andrea Chandler!

(Crowd cheers as Andrea Chandler cringes in pain!)

Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 60 minute time limit. 50 remaining!

Blade: Order with an Irish Whip, no! Andrea Reversing into a Short Arm Clothesline…

Bishop: No! Double O ducking under and tossing Andrea with an Aikido Throw!!!

(Fans chanting: Order! Order! Order! Order!)

Bishop: Andrea back up and Officer Order with a Mule Kick! Andrea still on her feet, and Officer Order with a Strong Kick to the ribs, and now a legsweep!

Mutt: But Andrea Chandler so strong, back up to her feet. Order having a hard time compensating for the strength difference. It’s the same problem Daisy Butterfly had.

Bishop: Double O running to the farside as Andrea Chandler turns around! Double O bouncing off and sliding through the champions legs….

Mutt: And Andrea Chandler charging forwards into the ropes to escape the Sunset Flip. Andrea Chandler bouncing off the ropes as Officer Order jumps up and nails a head scissors…

Bishop: And Andrea Chandler with a countering with a Tiger Driver Powerbomb…

Mutt: but Officer Order sitting up to Andrea’s shoulders at the last second, and hooking Andrea’s legs for the cover!!!!

Ref: …………………………………………………1

………………………………………………………2

 ………………………………………………..kick out!

(Fans cheering and gasping as Andrea Chandler kicks out!)

Mutt: Counter wrestling is what makes the sport. Excellent moves by both champion and challenger. The World Champ too strong for the challenger, just kicking out at the 2 count.

Bishop: Both women back up to the neutral position, and Andrea backing off. Double O holding up, and we have a stalemate here.

Mutt: Neither woman willing to take a chance, but I disagree with Double O’s tactics. The challenger MUST take chances. Andrea doesn’t have to beat her.

Blade: Oh come on! And if Double O was taking chances and failing, you’d be criticizing her for TAKING chances.

Bishop: Both women slow to tie up, and Andrea Chandler powering Double O into the ropes. The ref wants a break and Andrea with a cheap shot!

Blade: But Order firing back with a Karate chop! And another! And another! Andrea’s chest is blood red, and Andrea is being backed up by the smaller Double O. Order Irish Whipping Andrea into the ropes, no, reversal! Order off the ropes and Andrea with a High back body….

Bishop: But Order lands on her feet! Andrea turning around and Officer Order with a Superkick!

(Fans pop hard as Andrea Chandler hits the mat.)

Bishop: Officer Order heading for the corner now. And she’s beginning to tire. That tag match took a lot out of her. She’s climbing up the turnbuckles. Order perched up high, facing the fans!

Blade: Here comes the Moonsault! She jumps……..

Bishop: And Andrea Chandler pulls up the knees!

Blade: But Officer Order lands on her feet!!! Andrea Chandler up on her feet and Officer Order with an Axe Kick!!!! Andrea is down, and here’s the cover!

Ref: 1…………………2………………….no!

(Fans pop hard as Andrea Chandler tosses Officer Order OVER the referee.)

Bishop: Andrea Chandler powering out of that pin by tossing Double O away from her. Both women down, now. Order on one knee, trying to get her breath, and Andrea still on the mat trying to shake off that Axe Kick.

Mutt: And what a kick out! You know Allen and Sonya, Andrea Chandler refuses to be known as a “complacent” champion. It’s not enough for her to have the belt. It’s important to her to be thought of as one of the best wrestlers to ever hold the championship, and she’s going to work her ASS off to accomplish that. She wants the win tonight!

Blade: Officer Order is having a problem with this Power wrestler. Unlike other heavyweights Order has faced, Andrea is taking her shots when she can get them in. She’s not charging Order.

Bishop: And such a difference in styles. Officer Order doesn’t have enough FIREPOWER to take out an opponent with a single move.

Mutt: Yeah, Order is a MOVES wrestler. She kills you with multiple attacks. Power wrestlers are DESIGNED to win matches with one move. That’s what made Demonica such a great INTERNET champion.

Bishop: Andrea just getting to her feet now, as Officer Order runs to the far ropes. Andrea stumbling forward as Double O bounces off the ropes….AND ANDREA CHANDLER CATCHES HER FOR A POWERSLAM!!!!

Ref: …………………………………………………1

………………………………………………………2

…………………………………………………….1/2!

 (Huge crowd pop as Officer Order gets the shoulder up!)

Spud: 30 minutes have gone by in the 60 minute time limit. 30 remaining!

Bishop: Andrea Chandler with a pick up and an Abdominal Stretch, no! REVERSAL! No! Andrea Chandler with so much strength, countering with a Hip Toss!!!

(Dawg Pound cheers as Andrea Chandler charges!)

Bishop: Officer Order to her feet and Andrea Chandler NAILING her with a Running Clothesline! Andrea Chandler REALLY sucking wind, as she backs into the ropes, bounces off, and nails a Kneedrop.

Mutt: Andrea should really utilize that Kneedrop more in her matches. Andrea choking Order down with a shin over the throat, and I must say, Order needs to win this while Andrea is out of breath.

Ref: …2…..3…..4…..

Blade: And Andrea breaks! Andrea Chandler with a pickup and a Military Press….

Bishop: And Officer Order slides down her back, applies a Waistlock and…..oh my!!!

(Huge crowd pop as Officer Order plants her feet on the mat and lifts up Andrea Chandler over her head.)

Bishop: Raaaaaaaaaaazor’s Edge Poooooooooooowerbomb!!!!!!

(Thunderous cheers as Andrea Chandler lays motionless on the mat.)

Blade: What a maneuver. So athletic. So acrobatic!

Mutt: But no cover, Officer Order clutching her back. She’s been expending too much energy having to go after Andrea Chandler. And Chandler unable to cope with Officer Order’s incredible agility!

(Fans chanting: Order! Order! Order! Order! Order!)

Bishop: Officer Order slow to her feet and waiting on Andrea Chandler. Andrea up and Officer Order with an Enziguri Kick!

(Fans screaming *YES* as Andrea Chandler collapses against the ropes!)

Blade: It’s over! 1…………………2…………….

Mutt: And Andrea with a foot on the rope!

Bishop: Damn it! Officer Order so close. Order slow with a pickup, and…..WoW!!!

(Dawg Pound barks as Officer Order nails the champion with a Karate Chop!)

Bishop: Andrea falling into the ropes just from the first chop! This is a classic tale of David and Goliath. Double O has worn down Andrea with those chops.

Blade: Another Karate chop, and Andrea is being held up by those ring ropes. ANOTHER Karate Chop and Andrea Chandler nearly flying over the top rope! Come on May! Do it girl.

Bishop: Officer Order, really heaving badly. Order going for a Crescent Kick….but Andrea Chandler driving forward and clipping the leg!

(Fans boo as Officer Order rolls around the ring clutching her knee.)

Bishop: Andrea Chandler, with a Single Leg Pick up, twirling around for…….

Blade: AND OFFICER MAY ORDER WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE!!!!!!!!!!

Ref: 1………………………………2……………..

Mutt: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bishop: Kickout!

(Fans gaps and cheer on Officer Order as both women are slow to their feet.)

Bishop: Andrea Chandler with a Waistlock pick up and nails a Kneebreaker! WoW! Order on her back, and Andrea with a pickup. She Irish Whips the challenger into the ropes, Order bounces off, and Andrea Chandler with a Tilt a Whirl….

Mutt: ….AND DOUBLE O WITH A WAISTLOCK AND A ROLL UP FROM BEHIND!

1……………………………………………………..

2……………………………………………………..

 No!

(Fans all cheering on the action as both women lay still on the mat.)

Mutt: These two have no quit. Andrea so strong, Order so quick. And time is on the challenger’s side. I swear, Andrea gotta be careful.

Spud: 45 minutes have gone by in the 60 minute time limit. 15 remaining!

Bishop: Order looks exhausted. Andrea looks spent, but she’s the first up. Andrea with a Double Leg pick up and dropping a Headbutt to the midsection of Double O.

Blade: Andrea with another Double Leg Pick up, and Grapevines the Legs!

(Fans all on their feet!!!!!)

Bishop: Dividend Scorpion Deathlock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blade: No! Double O reaching for the ropes. She’s reaching for the ropes. Sweat pouring down Andrea Chandler’s face as she sits down on the Dividend!

Bishop: The ref is asking the question! He’s asking May the question!

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*

Mutt: Yes!

Bishop: Andrea Chandler dropping down to the mat, exhausted. Martial Law rolling Officer Order out of the ring as Micki Duran hops through the ropes. Let’s hear the official word.

Spud: Wrestling fans, at 46 minutes and 15 seconds, your winner via submission! And *still* GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE World Heavyweight Champion…..Andrea Chandler!!!!

(Fans boo as the referee raises her hand in victory.)

Mutt: The ref handing Andrea the belt, and Andrea is leaving ringside. No showboating in this one. This was close.

(Dawg Pound erupts as ‘Cold Blood’ by Kix blares through the stadium.)

Bishop: Tough loss for Double O. Order gave it her all. Will there be a return match?

Blade: Andrea Chandler is the luckiest…..

Mutt: What the hell?! Luck? Did you see that match? I can’t stand Officer Order, but she had an incredible match. Scouted the champ well, fought with all of her might…but Andrea Chandler had the perfect strategy. She found the weakness in the challenger’s armor.

Blade: Andrea Chandler, your days are numbered! Mark my words!

Bishop: Fans, that’s all from Dawg Pound Nights. We’ll see you in 1997. For all of us here at the GDWA, so long everybody!

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