Daisy Butterfly challenges Andrea Chandler for the GDWA Championship.
Scene opens up on a jammed packed Oakland Coliseum in Oakland, California. There are 22,347 screaming fans in attendance. “Atomic Dog” by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as “THE DAWG POUND” and this is……..
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Bishop: Wrestling fans, we’re finally back in the good old United States! Joining me tonight is Mr. Sam Mutt a special guest commentator a little later on tonight.
(Dawg Pound barks as Sam Mutt puts on an Oakland Raiders hat.)
Mutt: I’m pumped for tonight! You see, we got incredible action tonight.
Bishop: Fans, that’s an understatement. We have Staci X taking on Valkyrie in a grudge match. We have Officer Order challenging Radhi Ananda for the WESTERN HERITAGE TITLE. And in the Main Event, you got Daisy Butterfly as she challenges Andrea Chandler for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Mutt: I can’t wait to see that one. Andrea Chandler is gonna prove one and for all she ain’t no fluke champion. Daisy, the Japanese may think you are ‘the Franchise’, but I don’t!
(Fans cheer as more fireworks go off and a spotlight shines in the middle of the ring.)
Bishop: Fans, this one is about ready to start. Spud McKenzie entering the ring. Spud, take it away!!!
(Fans bark as Spud McKenzie walks around the ring!)
Spud: All fans of the Grand Dragon……ARE YOU READY!!!!!!
(Fans roar and reply!)
Spud: I said, ARE YOU READY?!?!?!?!?!
(Fans cheer louder and reply once more!)
Spud: THEN…..Let’s Get Rrrrrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrrrrumble!!!!
(Crowd EXPLODES as fireworks go off around the ring)
Valkyrie vs. Staci X
Spud: Wrestling fans, our first contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
(Fans boo as they hear ‘True Faith’ by New Order.)
Spud: Accompanied down the aisle by her manager the Prince and ‘Playmate’ Dixie Foxy! Hailing from Des Moines, Iowa! She is 5 feet 8 inches, 129 pounds! Here is one half of the Shadow Warriors…..Valkyrie!
(Fans boo as the reddish-blonde haired Valkyrie heads down the aisle wearing a kimono like wrestling outfit.)
Bishop: Valkyrie has been absent from the ring ever since she lost to ‘Fear Factory’ Lanny Manson in the Quarter finals of the World Title tournament.
Mutt: Well, old Val could use a win here. Get some momentum back going into Dawg Pound Nights! Go ahead and put this jobber away Val.
Spud: ….and her opponent!
(Fans cheer as they hear ‘Fuel’ by Stick.)
Spud: Hailing from Fort Lauderdale, Florida! She is 5 feet 11 inches, 146 pounds, here is Staci X!
(Fans cheer as THE OTHER heavy metal head of the GDWA jogs down ringside. She wears faded jeans, an Alice ‘n Chains t-shirt, and her blond hair in a ponytail.)
Bishop: Staci X coming down ringside. And Sam, she could really use a win. She’s been on a skid as of late. A loss to Bloody Mary and a loss to Micki Duran have knocked her down in contention.
Mutt: Yeah, but she doesn’t have a prayer against Valkyrie. Ol’ Val is a much better wrestler and has more experience with the better wrestlers in Grand Dragon.
Bishop: The Prince with some last minute comments for Val, as Staci X enters the ring. Bad Blood in this one as Staci X berates Valkyrie. As you all remember, Staci X was attacked by the Evil Empire just a few months ago.
Mutt: Yeah, and at the Fall Moonsault we saw the end of her feud with Dixie Foxy. This could get ugly. Either way, Staci X is dead meat!
Bishop: Fans, this one is under way.
Bishop: Collar and Elbow tie up, and the Stronger Staci X backing Val into the ropes. Val complaining and the ref wants a break….
Mutt: ….but Staci X NAILING AWAY with big right hand jabs!
(Fans cheer as Valkyrie flips over the ropes and hits the floor!)
Mutt: You know, Staci X is a big girl! She’s nearly 6 feet tall and outweighs the high flying Valkyrie by about 20 pounds!
Bishop: The referee ordering Staci X to back off, but she’s shoving him aside. Staci going to the outside, and Dixie Foxy berating her. Staci charging Dixie Foxy….AND VALKYRIE FROM BEHIND WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK!
(Fans begin booing as Valkyrie rolls Staci X back into the ring.)
Bishop: Valkyrie on the ring apron now, climbing up the turnbuckles from the outside. She’s perched up high! Staci X getting to her feet….
Mutt: …and Valkyrie nailing her with a Flying Dropkick!!!!
Bishop: Valkyrie quick to her feet, and running to the far ropes. She bounces off and nails the Somersault Legdrop!
Ref: 1…………….2…………kick out!
Mutt: Val with a pickup, and Irish whipping her to the far side. Val running toward the middle of the ring as Staci X bounces off….
Bishop: And Valkyrie with a Running Leapfrog!
(Fans pop in amazement while Staci runs toward the far ropes!)
Mutt: Valkyrie and Staci bouncing off the ropes from opposite ends of the ring….and Valkyrie NAILS the Flying Forearm!!!!
(Fans all booing as Staci hits the mat.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Mutt: I love it! Valkyrie with her OWN version of the Flying Forearm, even though the move was made popular by Lanny Manson. Lanny Manson you old has-been, eat your heart out!!!
Bishop: Valkyrie with a pickup and Irish Whipping Staci X to the near ropes. Staci bouncing off and SHE NAILS VALKYRIE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!!
(Huge crowd pop as both women hit the mat.)
Mutt: That’s one thing Charlotte La Mancha does not have, and that is resiliency. Staci X dug down deep to pull that out. Oh no! Staci X up to her knees, rolling over Valkyrie for the Lateral Press…..1…2…kick out!
Bishop: Staci X with a pickup and hard right hands to the head. Valkyrie backing into the ropes stunned, and Staci with a head of steam and a Clothesline!
Mutt: SHE CLOTHESLINED HER RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
(Fans pop hard as Valkyrie hits the floor!)
Bishop: Dixie Foxy jumping up to the apron, and STACI X NAILS HER WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!
(An even bigger pop!)
Mutt: Damn! Damn!! Damn!!!
Bishop: Staci X still looks like she’s seeking revenge. She rolls to the outside, and Valkyrie is up. Valkyrie nailing away with punches of her own…AND STACI X IS SHAKING THEM OFF!!!!
(Huge crowd pop!)
Bishop: Staci X nailing away with jabs to the head! Staci grabbing Val by the back of her head now, running over to the guard railing and rams her head!!!!
(Huge chorus of cheers while she rolls the stunned Valkyrie back into the ring!)
Bishop: Staci X with a scoop up and a Bodyslam! Staci cradling the leg……1….2…kick out!
Mutt: Here come the reinforcements!
(Fans booing as Vonya heads down ringside.)
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining!
Mutt: I told ya she was gonna get a beating, either way.
Bishop: Staci with a pickup, and slapping Val’s head between her legs. This is it!!! She’s setting her up for the Gravity Bomb Piledriver!!!
(Fans boo as the Prince sends Vonya and Dixie Foxy into the ring.)
Bishop: Staci X fighting back as best she can. Staci nailing away with punches as she drops Valkyrie to the mat. But Vonya and Dixie Foxy are just too much and….
(Fans cheer as ‘Vindicator’ Kirsten Dunst runs down the aisle!)
Mutt: What the hell?!
Bishop: Kirsten Dunst running over to the Time Keepers table and grabbing Valkyrie’s staff! She storms the ring and the Evil Empire is history. Valkyrie and the rest of the Evil Empire cursing out the Vindicator and Staci X.
(Fans cheer as they hear ‘Fuel’ by Stick!)
Spud: Wrestling fans, at 12 minutes 16 seconds, your winner via disqualification……..Staci X!
Mutt: Valkyrie just too rusty in this one. Plus, she didn’t seem focused in the ring. Staci X hungry for a win and hungry for some revenge.
Bishop: And with the Vindicator coming out, it has somewhat evened the odds. This damn Evil Empire is nothing but thugs.
Mutt: I’ll say this! As much smack as Staci X and Kirsten Dunst have talked about the Evil Empire in the past, they better watch their backs.
(Fans cheer on Staci X and ‘Vindicator’ Kirsten Dunst as they head back up the aisle.)
Bishop: Well, thank goodness for the Vindicator. Fans, we have one of two House of Styles next. MISTER Styles, go ahead.
(Fans cheer as MISTER Furious Styles heads down the rampway.)
Mutt: He’s a little late today. Must be jet lag from Japan! Or those damn uncooked fish. They give ya the runs, know what I mean!?
House of Styles: Nikita Marx
Styles: Hello!? Is OAKLAND in DA’ HOUSE?!!?!?!?!?!?!??
(Dawg Pound barks as MISTER Furious Styles profiles around the ring.)
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy!
(Fans cheer as MISTER Furious Styles adjusts his cue cards.)
Styles: Now my first guest this week has been the MOTHER of the Hardcore. Dawg Pound, you know what time it is! Fans, please welcome the matriarch of the Rage family….Medusa Rage!
(Suddenly 20 men in long dark trench coats, big floppy hats and dark sunglasses storm down the runways. They take up position around the arena floor, with six of them entering the ring with Mister Styles.) Styles: Excuse me partna, what’s going on?!
(THEY IGNORE HIM.)
Mutt: Hey man, that don’t look like Medusa Rage’s people!
Bishop: Rather astute observation Sam.
(One of the men in the ring, pulls out a cell phone and calls someone, talking low in Russian.)
Mutt: What the hell….
(Fans boo as the PA system starts to play the theme from “Point of no Return”!)
Styles: Hey, what’s going on!?
(Uncle Bob and ‘La Femme Nikita’ Nikita Marx walk down to the ring. Marx is dressed in a long black trench coat, which is open in front reviling a short black leather miniskirt and a white low cut blouse. Uncle Bob is dressed in a black Trench coat over his usual immaculate tux. The men in trench coats hold the ropes apart as Uncle Bob and then Nikita enter the ring.)
Bishop: What’s going on! Nikita Marx and her manager down at ringside. Those damn Russians have some nerve!
(Uncle Bob shakes Mister Styles hand and then steps over to talk to the man in black who is holding the cell phone. Nikita steps up and gives Style’s a kiss on the cheek and whispers something in his ear, we see Styles blush as Nikita Grins.)
Styles: Like I said, glad to have Nikita Marx in the HOUSE! Hey Nikita, what’s going on? Last I heard you were suspended or something.
Uncle Bob: Mister Styles, This is an OUTRAGE! This President Vessy is nothing more than a thug who wants to push women around.
Nikita: I would be the first to admit, darling, that my match against the so called “Wild Child” should have been stopped. But to suspend me for defending my honor? I am sorry President Vessy, but when someone threatens my life, I take offense! When someone calls me a coward, I take offense!! AND when someone declares WAR on me, I TAKE OFFENSE!!!
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UNCLE BOB: And for that man to blackmail Nikita into a match against Daisy Buzzing Fly. Can you believe his nerve?
Styles: That leads to a question that everyone is curious over. You and Daisy, what’s up?! IS THERE GONNA BE A MATCH AT DAWG POUND NIGHTS?
(Fans cheer and chant: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)
Nikita: Styles Darling, you know how I feel about Madam Buzzing Fly. She is a tramp who has bothered me since I first came to the GDWA. Now she has asked her, eh hem… friend, President Vessy to force me to face her in some sort of special scientific two out of three falls match. If I am to be suspended, why must I then fight her? Why must I only fight her and no one else? I am not sure that is all by the book yes? But no matter, I will face Daisy at DAWG POUND NIGHTS and I will destroy her. Scientifically, not once but twice! And once you have been put in your place Madam Buzzing Fly, the world will know what a poor loser you are.
Styles: Alright, on to a different matter. Apparently Sierra Browne…
NIKITA: (Interrupting!) Who is this Sierra Browne? Isn’t it funny darling, how many challenges I receive once I am suspended? The Cowards hide until I am forbidden for wrestling and then that taunt me. You know I never did mind the little thing, perhaps when this is all over I can teach this brown girl a lesson.
Styles: Alright, now after Daisy Butterfly does the job at DAWG POUND NIGHTS, where do you go from there? What’s up with your career?
NIKITA: When I came into the GDWA I came looking to make a name for myself. I have done that, now I will begin my quest for the gold. You can mark my words, I WILL WEAR THE World Heavyweight Title Belt!
(Fans boo as Nikita Marx FARGO STRUTS across the ring! She returns to MISTER Furious Styles with a smile on her face.)
NIKITA: Until then may GOD have mercy on anyone who steps into the ring with me because I will not! What I did to Wendy “Wild Child” was just the start, a warning to everyone that something new is coming to the federation. Once you have all seen what I do to Madam Buzzing Fly, there will be no doubt … Soon a new day will dawn on Grand Dragon Wrestling!!!!
< DAWG POUND BARKS AND OTHER FANS BOO>
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, I can dig it! Thank you Nikita baby for coming to the show.
(Nikita kisses Styles on the cheek as the men in trench coats hold the ropes open for her. As Uncle Bob begins to leave, he shakes hands with Mister Styles and hands him a stuffed envelope which Styles quickly shoves into his Jacket. As Uncle Bob climbs out of the ring, the rest of the Men in trench coats turn and file out alongside him.)
Styles: Daisy, your days are numbered. Andrea Chandler, look out! Back to you Mutt and Bishop!
Bishop: Fans, our next match has been long and coming! ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda defending against Officer Order which would be a Main Event match up anywhere in this country.
Mutt: That’s right. And if you want to talk about streaks, these two have ’em. Radhi Ananda has done a good job defending the belt against just about every challenger that has come her way. Now, it’s time to defend against the best wrestler in the GDWA.
Bishop: SO much animosity. Double O upset because she hasn’t received a chance to get the belt back since she lost it at Dawg Pound Nights. Words have been exchanged over the last few weeks.
Mutt: …and speaking of that, we haven’t heard from the FORMER Western Heritage Champion since she lost the belt. Sachie Yokoyama was so adamant about getting her belt back. I think she’s given up and faded into the background.
GDWA Western Heritage Championship: Radhi Ananda vs. Officer Order
Spud: Ladies and gentlemen, our next contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit! And it is, for the GDWA WESTERN HERITAGE CHAMPIONSHIP!
(Huge crowd pop as fans hear ‘Bad Boys’ by Inner Circle.)
Spud: The challenger, led down the aisle by her partner Martial Law!!! Hailing from San Francisco, California. She is 5 feet tall, weighing 120 pounds! The current #1 contender to the World Heavyweight Championship…..’Double O’ Officer Order!
(Fans pop again and chant: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER!)
Mutt: That damn woman gets on my nerves! Always pandering to these stinking fans. What the hell have they done for her?
Bishop: They are the sole reason she wrestles in Grand Dragon. Haven’t you heard her comments on the Friday Night Tease? Officer Order cares more about WINNING than WINNING titles.
Mutt: That’s why she is an idiot! Hell, Sachie had to learn the hard way. Then again, Sachie Yokoyama is a SUPERIOR wrestler.
(Officer Order heads down ringside dressed in black tights and a light blue top, which has a golden police badge over her heart. She runs down slapping hands with the fans, as she runs past.)
Bishop: Officer Order entering the ring as fans chant: ORDER! ORDER! She is truly a role model.
(Those at ringside throw Blue and Gold ribbons into the ring. A pair of fans hold up a sign which reads “We Love You Double O!” & “GDWA FOREVER!”)
Bishop: Officer Order giving the fans a thumbs up as she takes a stance in the corner awaiting the champion.
Spud: And, her opponent…
(Fans all on their feet cheering as ‘Jungle Radhi Ananda runs down the aisle.)
Spud: The challenger, hailing from Bombay, India! She is 5 feet 5 inches, 135 pounds, here is the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance WESTERN HERITAGE CHAMPION…..’Jungle’ Radhi Ananda! (The wild haired Radhi Ananda hops over the ropes into the ring barefoot and wearing a loose, tiger print garment with bone and bead necklaces around her neck.)
Bishop: Jungle slinging the belt to the mat….AND CHARGES OFFICER ORDER!!!
Mutt: Officer Order sprinting out of the corner and in the middle of the ring. Jungle charging her and….
Bishop: Officer Order with an Aikido Throw!!!
(Fans cheer as Radhi Ananda hits the mat!)
Bishop: There’s the bell, and Jungle back up but Order with a Leg Sweep! Jungle back up again and Order with another Leg Sweep!
Mutt: Jungle up again and Officer Order charging in with Strong Kicks to the midsection! Jungle is doubled over, and Double O with a flurry of chops to the neck and upper back.
Bishop: Jungle on weak legs, stumbling around into the ropes…..AND OFFICER ORDER WITH A Front Kick!
(Fans all cheering as ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda hits the mat.)
Bishop: Jungle using the ropes to pull herself to pull herself up, and the ref calling for a break. Officer Order backing off….and she’s calling out the champion!
Mutt: The nerve of Officer Order! If she’s so tough, why doesn’t she try ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda in a steel cage?
Bishop: Jungle enraged, charging Officer Order and Order with a Leapfrog.
Mutt: Jungle running toward the turnbuckle, Ric Flair flipping over the turnbuckle, and……
Bishop: SLINGSHOTS HERSELF INTO RING NAILING OFFICER ORDER WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE!
Mutt: AND JUNGLE RADHI ANANDA NAILS HER WITH A DROPKICK FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Bishop: Jungle pounding away with punches to the head of Officer Order. Order down on the mat, and Jungle with a choke hold!
Mutt: The referee forcing the break, and Jungle Irish Whipping Order to the far ropes. Order bouncing off and nailing Jungle with a Football tackle!
Bishop: Jungle slow to her feet, as Officer Order runs to the far ropes. Order bouncing off and Jungle with a Standing Dropkick!!! (Fans all cheering as Officer Order hits the mat.)
Mutt: Officer Order rolling into the ropes, and Jungle stomping away on Double O. Jungle with a pickup, and Order with a Nerve Strike! Right to the trapezius.
Bishop: Jungle backing off and Officer Order with a head of steam….RUNNING AXE KICK!!!!!!
(Fans pop hard!)
Bishop: Jungle down on one knee, and Double O with a Front Face lock and a Snap Suplex! Order with a Front face Lock, and Jungle down on the mat!!!!!!
(Fans chant: Order! Order! Order! Order!)
Mutt: ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda looks like she’s thrown the game plan out of the window. She’s just wild tonight. Officer Order exploiting her and going to work.
Bishop: Jungle struggling up to her feet, and Officer Order with back hand slaps to the head! Jungle fighting back with body blows, and we’ve got a brawl!!!!
(Hardcores chanting: Radhi! Radhi! Radhi! Radhi! Radhi!)
Bishop: Officer Order backing up as ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda nails away with kicks to the ribs….AND OFFICER ORDER WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD!!!!
(Fans groan as ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda’s crumbles to the mat!)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining. Bishop: Jungle real slow to her feet as Double O backs into the ropes. She bounces off and nails Jungle with a HIGH KNEE LIFT!!!
(Fans pop hard as ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda hits the mat!)
Mutt: Officer Order measuring Jungle as she crawls over to the ropes. Jungle using the ropes to get to her feet AND OFFICER ORDER WITH AN ENZIGURI KICK!!!!!!!!
(Biggest pop of the night as ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda flies over the top rope!)
Bishop: Jungle down on the floor, and Officer Order scurrying to the outside!
Mutt: Jungle looks exhausted, injured, and enraged. And Officer Order looks primed for the win.
Bishop: Officer Order on the ring apron sprinting forward and leaping off……
Mutt: AND ‘JUNGLE’ RADHI ANANDA CATCHING HER IN THE AIR AND HIP TOSSING HER ONTO THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Dawg Pound barking: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! )
Mutt: That’s the first high impact move Radhi Ananda has had all night. Officer Order is hurt bad, and Jungle has a chance to take the offensive advantage.
(Fans all booing as the referee rolls to the outside and berates ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda.)
Bishop: Jungle tossing aside the ref, and picking up Officer Order! Jungle is hurt, but Officer Order is in bad shape. Her back is hurting.
Mutt: Jungle running Order over to the ring apron and ramming her head into the ring post! Oh my! Jungle now, rolling Double O into the ring and climbing up to the ring apron.
Bishop: Hold on! Officer Order climbing up the turnbuckles from the outside!!!!
(Fans all on their feet cheering as ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda stands perched on the top turnbuckle.)
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
(Fans chanting: Radhi! Radhi! Radhi! Radhi! Radhi!)
Bishop: Jungle jumps….AND NAILS OFFICER ORDER WITH A SENTON SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Thunderous cheers from the Dawg Pound as ‘Jungle ‘Radhi Ananda cradles the leg.)
Bishop: The referee sliding across the ring and making the count!
(Fans gasp in surprise as Officer Order gets the shoulder up!)
Mutt: Oh boy! Jungle is going up top!
(Fans chanting: Order! Order! Order! Order! Order! )
Bishop: ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda perched up top! She jumps and…..MISSES the Shooting Star Press!!!!
(Fans all cheering as ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda rolls around the mat!)
Mutt: Officer pulling up the knees, and Jungle’s ribs were exposed.
Bishop: Both women down, and the ref starting a 10 count!
Mutt: And….well look ‘er here!
(Mixed cheers and boos as ‘Dangerous Queen’ Sachie Yokoyama walks down the aisle. Sachie puts on a headset and sits down.)
Mutt: Hi ya doin’ Sachie! What ya got to say.
Bishop: Yes (groans) Queen, I assume you have something to say about Officer Order.
Sachie: “Order and I have had a very vicious feud over the last couple of months. It first started out as friendly competition between two great warriors inside of the squared circle. Two honorable athletes giving it their all, leaving everything in the ring. At first it was fun, then, unfortunately, it became personal. It all started when Order tricked me into thinking that she was hurt during our Western States Heritage Title match.
Mutt: I remember that!
Sachie: Being the honorable person that I am, I should have just overlooked what she did and asked for a return match. But what did I do, I let my better judgment get clouded by rage and a quest for revenge. At Fall Moonsault I regained the GDWA Western States Heritage Title but in the process I lost a lot of respect from the fans, other wrestlers, and people in the front office. I want the entire world to know that I am truly sorry for what I did to Officer Order, I truly am.
Mutt & Bishop: What?!
Sachie: Two wrongs don’t make a right, I know this now. Order-san I am truly sorry for my actions the last couple of months. Gominnasai Order-san! I promised myself that I make up for all of the harm that I cost you and I just might start tonight! Officer May Order, please find it in your heart to forgive me.” (Sam Mutt throws his hands over his face as Allen Bishop shakes hands with Sachie Yokoyama.) Bishop: I’m glad to hear you’ve changed your ways.
Mutt: (Angrily) Anyway, Officer Order breaking the 10 count, and crawling over to the near corner. Jungle trying to get to her feet as Order climbs the turnbuckles.
Bishop: Jungle’s on her feet as Order’s perched up top! She jumps…..and NAILS the Flying Dropkick!!!!!
Mutt: And ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda flies into the referee!
(Fans erupt in cheers as both women lay on the mat.)
Mutt: Jungle is down! Order is down! And the referee is down…uh oh!!!
(Fans all screaming as ‘Dangerous Queen’ Sachie Yokoyama gets up from the announcer’s table and tosses off her headset.)
Bishop: Oh no! Sachie climbing up the ring stairs and entering the ring. Jungle still down, and Sachie heading over to her. Sachie with a pickup, grabbing Jungle around her throat and nails her with an Uranage Throat Slam!
(Hardcores pop hard!)
Bishop: Somebody get out here! Sachie now with another pickup, and scoops up ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda!!!
(Fans booing as Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! )
Bishop: No Sachie, no! Sachie with a head of steam and…..she connects with the NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!
(Fans all booing as Officer Order gets to her feet.)
Mutt: Jungle isn’t getting up! And Officer Order still clutching her back from that Flying Dropkick. Officer Order heading over to Sachie Yokoyama. Sachie extending her hand….AND OFFICER ORDER SLAPS HER!
(Fans all cheering as Sachie Yokoyama stands shocked!)
Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama wanted to shake hands, and Double O knocked the taste out of her mouth! Sachie trying to explain why she nailed Jungle, saying that she did it for Double O. She was trying to help Double O win the belt…
Mutt: ….and Officer Order shoves Sachie Yokoyama to the mat!
(Huge crowd pop as Charlotte La Mancha runs down ringside.) Bishop: Charlotte sliding into the ring and shoving Officer Order down to the mat. Oh WoW! Jungle slowly getting to her feet….AND SACHIE YOKOYAMA TOSSING HER OUT OF THE RING!
(Fans boo as Radhi Ananda hits the floor hard!)
Bishop: Officer Order can’t believe it! She can’t believe what she’s seeing. Officer Order back up to her feet and nailing away on Charlotte with Karate Chops! Charlotte buckling and Order with a Crescent Kick! Charlotte is down!
(Fans whistling as Sachie Yokoyama curses Officer Order.)
Bishop: Sachie berating Order, and Order nailing Sachie with a Karate Chop! Sachie Yokoyama firing back, and now Charlotte getting back to her feet. And……..oh no!
(Dawg Pound barking as Ma Porter heads down the aisle.)
Mutt: Martial Law calling for security as Ma Porter runs toward the ring. Meanwhile, Sachie and Charlotte nailing away with punches to Officer Order. Order exhausted, slumping into the ropes.
Bishop: ….and Ma Porter climbing over the ropes and into the ring. Charlotte doesn’t see her! Ma Porter charging in from behind….AND CLOTHESLINES CHARLOTTE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
(The Dawg Pound barking as Charlotte hits the floor!)
Bishop: Hold on! Sachie Yokoyama lying in wait as Ma Porter turns around….AND SACHIE SUPERKICKS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE! Ohhhhhhh Myyyy!!!
(Huge crowd pop as Ma Porter flies over the top rope and hits the floor.)
Mutt: The ref is finally up, and calling for the bell.
Bishop: Jungle is still down, holding her head and neck. Officer Order slumped up against the ropes as Sachie encroaches on her. The ref threatening Sachie Yokoyama….AND SACHIE WITH A URANAGE THROAT SLAM!!!!
(Hardcores pop as most fans boo!)
Bishop: On the floor, Ma Porter and Charlotte exchanging punches. Porter with a Big Headbutt, and Charlotte is stunned. Porter grabbing Charlotte by the back of her head and…….
(Thunderous cheers and whistles while Hardcores pop.)
Mutt: **MA PORTER RAMMED CHARLOTTE LA MANCHA’S HEAD INTO ALLEN BISHOP’S MONITOR!!!!**
(Dawg Pound barks as Charlotte rolls around on the floor.)
Mutt: Allen Bishop has lost communications. Allen! Allen? Allen may have lost some teeth too. He’s down on the floor. I’ll be doing commentary until we can get some more equipment down here. Security is down here now, and they’re trying to pull Porter off of Charlotte. Charlotte is busted open big time! Officials are all over the place.
(Fans cheering as Sachie Yokoyama and Officer Order slug it out in the ring.)
Mutt: Hold on! Jungle finally up on her feet on the outside grabbing a chair, and oh no! Jungle climbing up to the ring apron and entering the ring. Sachie and Order are oblivious as they throw punches at one another…..AND ‘JUNGLE’ RADHI ANANDA NAILS Sachie!
(Huge crowd pop!)
Mutt: Sachie Yokoyama is down, but rolls to the outside. Jungle arguing with Order…..And Jungle NAILS Order! ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda nailed Officer Order with that steel chair. She’s down, and rolls to the outside now. Officials are all over the place! WE got to go to a clip or something. The ring is a mess. We got bodies everywhere. Whalen, get us out of here. Roll a clip or somethin’!
(Scene shifts to the GDWA control room.)
Whalen: Behind the scenes man Mike Whalen here. Uh, ahem….due to technical difficulties, we’ll transfer you fans to some other action.
(A NCWF backdrop appears behind Mike Whalen as he continues.)
Whalen: Our sister federation, run by the DARE-man, the NCWF is holding a tournament for their Heavyweight Ladies Champion. Let’s take a peek at one of those matches featuring GDWA legend ‘Luscious’ Lisa Thomas….
Lisa Thomas vs. Salma Khayyam
[The camera opens on a youngish “too perky” blond woman dressed in a tan skirt and a navy NCWF blazer in the press booth. A caption underneath her reads Deirdre O’Connel. Also in the booth with her is a tall, striking Black woman in a red pantsuit with dreadlocks. The caption reads Medusa Rage.]
DEIRDRE: Welcome everyone to the sold-out Halifax Metro Centre here in lovely Halifax, Nova Scotia, I’m Deirdre O’Connel, bringing you all the play by play action on tonight’s Women’s Division Tournament to determine the NCWF Women’s titleholder. Joining me is veteran Women’s wrestling handler and analyst Medusa Rage. Medusa, any words about our opening bout?
MEDUSA: Just call the match. I’ll give you my evaluation when I’m ready. All right?
DEIRDRE: Our first matchup tonight pits two newcomers in the NCWF against each other. ‘Luscious’ Lisa Thomas has been noted in the minors for being quick and nasty, able to spring a high-damage move on her opponent in an eye blink. She is wrestling a wrestler with a completely different game here, Salma Khayyam!
MEDUSA: Salma is mainly a counter wrestler, which is cute enough, I suppose, but it remains to be seen if she can handle Lisa Thomas’ speed and power. By counter wrestling, Salma needs to be ready for anything…I doubt she can respond well to *everything* Lisa Thomas could throw at her.
DEIRDRE: We have our signal from referee John Tyler, let’s go to Joe Andusko at ringside!
ANDUSKO: Ladies and gentlemen, this First Round matchup is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Motor City, Detroit, Michigan, at 5 feet 6 inches tall, 145 lbs., SALMA KHAYYAM!
(“Bow Wow Wow” by Funkdoobiest plays over the PA as Salma comes to the ring. She is of Arabic descent, with long black hair and striking hazel eyes, wearing navy warmup pants and a silver bubble vest. She slaps hands with the fans as she walks down the runway. At the ring she salutes the crowd and climbs into the ring.)
DEIRDRE: Salma definitely playing to the crowd here in Halifax…
MEDUSA: I hope it helps her…
ANDUSKO: And now introducing Salma’s challenger, from sunny Miami, Florida, at 5 feet 7 inches tall, 155lbs, ‘Luscious’ LISA THOMAS! (Lisa comes to the ring without music. She is a blond woman wearing a black bodysuit. She completely disregards the crowd as she comes into the ring, intently staring at Salma.)
DEIRDRE: Lisa Thomas focused on the upcoming bout…
MEDUSA: She’s focused on a point three inches behind Salma Khayyam’s forehead and trying to figure out the easiest way to get in there.
DEIRDRE: There’s the bell and this one is underway! Lisa Thomas takes the initiative first and makes a big grab, HIGH KNEE LIFT by Salma Khayyam, and Lisa Thomas is going to have to be a little more careful next time!
MEDUSA: If she does that again, there may *not* be a next time… DEIRDRE: Salma Khayyam trying to capitalize here with a grab and TILT-A-WHIRL SHOULDERBREAKER! Lisa Thomas is cradling her arm, and Salma WHIPS her to the ropes–REVERSAL! Lisa Thomas off the ropes with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE that *levels* Salma Khayyam!
MEDUSA: Salma had to be careful to avoid getting on the wrong end of Lisa Thomas’ superior strength, and she didn’t do it. Pity. I wonder if Lisa Thomas will give Zazzy any sport … not ‘Diva … maybe Dal … Nah, I doubt it.
DEIRDRE: While this bout isn’t over yet, Lisa Thomas is starting to go to town here! There’s a SUPLEX, and Salma Khayyam is slow coming up after that one! Lisa Thomas goes to the ropes and launches a FLYING AXEHANDLE to Salma Khayyam and DROPS her! Salma is definitely soaking up the worst of the punishment here tonight!
MEDUSA: Lisa Thomas has some interesting moves…they won’t save her from Pizzazz but she will definitely give Zazzy some sport!
DEIRDRE: She certainly has taken control of this matchup right now, Lisa hauls Salma up for a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER and SALMA KHAYYAM with a SHOULDERBLOCK that drops Lisa Thomas! Salma manages to get some breathing room here!
MEDUSA: Signs of life indeed! She’s thrashing about already dead! Isn’t this over with yet?
DEIRDRE: Not hardly! Lisa Thomas seems pretty peeved that she hasn’t put Salma Khayyam away yet. Salma trying to lock up Lisa Thomas, but she can’t get a hold on her. Lisa Thomas comes off the ropes with another FLYING CLOTHESLINE–SALMA DUCKED! Lisa off the opposite side of the ropes and Salma Khayyam is there with a grab and SHOULDERTHROW! Lisa Thomas not expecting that much life just yet.
MEDUSA: She will have to continue punishing Salma before this is over yet. How droll.
DEIRDRE: Lisa Thomas makes a big windup and starts with a nasty ONE-TWO PUNCH that stuns Salma. Referee John Tyler is trying to warn her about the closed fists, but Lisa isn’t paying attention! She wades in again with another HAYMAKER and NEVER LANDS IT! Salma Khayyam grabs the arm and SLAMS Lisa into a ringpost. Salma with a big EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, then another grab–Lisa Tomas breaks the hold and CHOPS Salma in the THROAT! Salma Khayyam’s down again, and she doesn’t look good!
MEDUSA: So will you believe me *now* that Salma Khayyam is doomed? Amateur!
DEIRDRE: I guess so…Lisa Thomas rolls Salma over and makes the pin: 1…2…KICKOUT AND ROLLOVER BY SALMA KHAYYAM! She has Lisa Thomas down!! Referee Tyler has the count: 1…2…3!! AMAZING!
ANDUSKO: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner via PINFALL–SALMA KHAYYAM!
DEIRDRE: So, are you finally going to tell us what you thought.
MEDUSA: It was about as much of a match as the next one will be! (Footage ends and camera zooms back to the Oakland Coliseum.)
House of Styles: Bloody Mary
Styles: Yo Oakland, we’re back! We got all the clutter out of the ring! Let’s move on to some more GARBAGE!!! My next guest has made an impressive entrance here in Grand Dragon. Welcome to the HOUSE of STYLES….Bloody Mary!!!
(Fans boo as Mary comes up to the ring & stares a few long seconds at him & then extends her right hand to him.)
Styles: Hmm, all kissy face now huh?
(MISTER Furious Styles shakes her hand.)
Mary: I just wanted to apologize to you Styles, I know we got off to a bad start. But I’m a pro, you’re a pro & you did bring all of that on you know. I guess I should back up for those that don’t remember. You kept chiding me for not making my mark in the GDWA & I sort of rammed your head in the concrete, ummm making my mark with your blood & sweat. (Mary for once actually giggles as fans boo!)
Mary: Styles, now that we’re friends (Mary rolls her cheek) I need you to help me with a problem I’m having.
Styles: Oh really!
Mary: I want to use your segment to make a few challenges to a couple that have been avoiding me. Those 2 are Radhi Ananda & Sachie Yokohama.
(Fans boo and chant: Sachie sucks! Sachie sucks! Sachie sucks!)
Mary: Sachie you especially. You ruined my debut. (Talks condescendingly) I want you to do this very simple thing to rectify that mistake. You sign a contract meeting me in a cage so none of your little cohorts can interrupt us, okay? I’ll expect an answer by next week or….. I’m taking matters in my own hands & I’ll help you sign. You know I can take matters in my own hands don’t you Styles. I mean here’s this fan favorite going around poisoning people, interfering in their matches. Am I missing something here, people boo me, they cheer her, Styles do you think that’s right.
Styles: Hey, that’s how the game is played…but I don’t think they cheer her on much anymore. Or do you morons?!
(Fans chant: Sachie sucks! Sachie sucks! Sachie sucks! )
Mary: Now Radhi……
(Dawg Pound cheers as they hear ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda’s name!)
Mary: Now Radhi……, I’m really peeved at you saying you defended your title against me. Styles, you were there both of us were knocked out by Sachie. Where I come from the only way you count a win is if you’re pinned or say you quit if you can say anything at all. Not that I really want that gaudy piece of jewelry they call the Western Heritage Title. But let’s set things straight. Radhi sign any kind of match you want. Inhale any kind of incense. Meditate…just be there this week, next, week after but don’t make me come after you.
(Dawg Pound barks as Bloody Mary smiles a bit.)
Mary: Hey thanks for having me Styles & you know what I said about the Western Heritage Title is mostly true, although I would like to have it. I have to say so far the best trophies I’ve gotten were the blood from you & Medusa. I just wish I could figure a way to mount your heads in my trophy case.
(She grabs him by the head & kisses his forehead)
Styles: Yeah, friends and all now. Hey Sam, is Allen Bishop back?! I’ve had it with surprises this week. Yo! Medusa Rage is one my special guests next week for the FINAL Saturday Nite Special of the Winter Quarter! Alright, I’m out!!!
(Fans pop as Sonya Blade heads down the aisle and walks over to the broadcaster’s table. She picks up a headset and sits down.)
Blade: Well, while Allen Bishop is receiving medical attention, let’s discuss the situation between (grunts) Andrea Chandler and the #2 contender to the World Title, the 1996 GDWA Ironwoman Daisy Butterfly. Joining me is Mike Whalen and as always color man Sam Mutt.
Mutt: Well, Daisy is wrestling as well as I’ve ever seen her. She’s primed for it tonight! Daisy has been training and fighting hard the last couple of weeks to get into the Big 5th of contention.
Blade: And the so-called World’s Champ?
Whalen: Privately, Andrea Chandler has been looking forward to this one. She told me that, and I’m quoting Andrea here, “things have come full circle, and I’m LOVIN’ it!” I’m sure the fans remember that when the Syndicate first invaded Grand Dragon, she and Daisy got into a little scuffle. That’s how Charlotte La Mancha the current Internet Champion got dragged into the Syndicate feud.
Blade: On a personal note, Daisy Butterfly in my opinion has paid her dues. She’s beaten Zaranna, Lanny Manson, Nikita Marx, and other top wrestlers here in Grand Dragon. She’s swallowed the tough losses and made key wins. It’s time.
Mutt: I gotta agree with you except for one factor: Nikita Marx! Did you hear her on the HOUSE of STYLES? Daisy hasn’t gotten the ghost of Marx off of her back. They face each other at DAWG POUND NIGHTS to supposedly end the feud. You’ve got to figure that with Nikita in the building, Daisy is somewhat distracted.
Blade: Nikita has ALWAYS been on hand for Daisy’s most important matches. She was there when Daisy wrestled Zaranna for the World Title at Madison Square Garden. She was there at the Fall Moonsault when she won the Ironwoman tournament. The hate is deep between those two. Daisy’s ambitions have been put on the back burner because of that feud. It’s time for Daisy to get some gold now.
Whalen: Back to the World’s champ, Andrea Chandler has been the most underrated World Champion in Grand Dragon history. She wants to make a VERY strong impression on the GDWA before taking on Officer Order at Dawg Pound Nights. Daisy isn’t just an opponent; she’s an OPPORTUNITY, both for a win, as well as to make a statement.
(Fans cheer as Allen Bishop heads down the aisle.)
Whalen: Glad to see you’re back Allen. Here, take your seat back.
Bishop: Thanks Mike. Sonya, glad you’re here. You’ve become personally interested in this World Title situation with Andrea Chandler. Should be some great play-by-play with you at ringside. Fans, let’s hook ’em up!
GDWA Championship: Andrea Chandler vs. Daisy Butterfly
Spud McKenzie: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit, and is for the GDWA Heavyweight Championship of the World!!!
(Fans cheering and horns go off as Spud McKenzie stands poised in the ring!)
Spud: The challenger….
(Fans all cheering as they hear ‘Nutcracker Suite’!)
Spud: Led down the aisle by her valet, Cupid Cubbins….hailing from San Francisco, California! She is 5 feet 7 inches, weighing 130 pounds. Here is….Daisy Butterfly!
(Thunderous Crowd pop as Daisy Butterfly heads down the aisle slapping hands with fans.
Mutt: Not that damn midget again! I get so sick of him. I’d rather have Vixen back with all of her damn puppies.
Bishop: (Laughs!) Daisy Butterfly always a show woman. Always here for the fans.
Blade: But tonight she needs to be here FOR HER. Andrea Chandler is wrestling like a woman whose life depends on every victory. Though I concede the so-called World’s Champ is underrated, she DOES have a lot to prove to the critics.
(Fans all cheering as Daisy is wearing a sparkling silver bodysuit with the words “IRONWOMAN” written on the lower back in a crescent. She wears silver and blue face paint in the shape of a butterfly along with blue boots and kneepads.)
Bishop: Let’s hear the intro for the champ.
(Fans boo as they hear ‘Cold Blood’ by Kix.)
Spud: Accompanied down ringside by her manager the Kingpin and ‘the Legend’ Micki Duran….
(Fans all boo!)
Spud: From Long Island, New York. She is 5 feet 7, Weighing in at 142lbs, here is the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION……Andrea Chandler!
(Crowd booing as Andrea walks down the aisle wearing a revealing black body builder’s bikini with outlined in silver and rhinestones. The World Title draped over her shoulder is shining in the light.)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler with her first title defense against one of the greatest wrestler in all of Grand Dragon.
Blade: Just think what would happen if Daisy defeats this woman. Daisy would wrestle Nikita Marx in the Best of 3 Falls scientific match, then go on to defend the belt later that night against Officer Order.
Mutt: Or she can job to Andrea Chandler and that’s that. (Laughs!)
Blade: Anyway….notice how no one came to escort Daisy down ringside other than her valet. The schism in the Dragon Trio is MORE than apparent. They need to be here to support ‘the Franchise’.
Mutt: Well, Ma Porter took care of Charlotte La Mancha. Hell, if Allen Bishop had to go to the locker room for ice and pain killers, what the hell do you think Charlotte is going through? And Sachie? She’s a loose cannon. First she apologizes to Officer Order, then interferes in her match to ATTEMPT to win Double O the title. Man, things are screwy in Grand Dragon.
Bishop: Fans, the ref shows the World title belt to both Andrea Chandler and Daisy Butterfly. This one is just about underway.
(Fans cheer as referee Ming Lee holds the GDWA World Title above his head for all to see.)
Bishop: Collar and Elbow tie up, and Daisy with a Side headlock, and Andrea trying to power out of it. Andrea with a Waistlock, and Daisy with a Side Headlock Takedown!
(Fans all cheering and whistling as Daisy looks down at Andrea Chandler.)
Mutt: Daisy showing the World’s champs that not only can she wrestle, but she can get inside of her and take the Champ down. Counter her strength advantage.
Blade: Andrea getting to her feet, and another lock up. Andrea shoving Daisy down to the mat! What strength!!!!
(Dawg Pound cheers as Andrea Chandler sneers and Daisy Butterfly rolls off of her back and rises up to one knee.)
Mutt: Don’t take anything for granted! The World Champ sending her own message. Tonight, she’s gonna feel the pythons. And ain’t no hold in the world gonna counter a fist in the mouth!!!
Bishop: Another Collar and Elbow tie up, and Andrea bullying Daisy into the near corner. Daisy shifting out of the corner and walking Andrea into the adjacent corner. Andrea overpowering the challenger and has her pinned in the corner.
Blade: The ref wants a break, and Andrea hoisting up Daisy and planting her on the Top turnbuckle!
(Fans boo as Andrea Chandler breaks cleanly and backs out of the corner laughing.)
Bishop: Hold on! Daisy Butterfly bracing herself up top, and comes jumping off with a Flying Dropkick!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Andrea Chandler hits the mat!)
Blade: Yes! Andrea back up and Daisy so quick, with a head of steam and a high knee lift! Andrea still on her feet, and Daisy with a boot to the midsection, and a Front face lock.
Mutt: What the hell? Daisy is trying to wear down Andrea. And we can see that Daisy is using her quickness early on to exploit Andrea’s sluggishness.
Bishop: Andrea using that strength and weight advantage, and shoving Daisy into the ring ropes. The ref wants a break, and Andrea releasing, and MISSING a hard right hand!
Blade: Daisy ducking out of the way and getting behind Andrea. Daisy with Open Hand Slaps to the chest of the so called World’s Champ, and now Irish Whipping Andrea to the far ropes.
Bishop: Andrea bouncing off as Daisy sprints across the ring…. AND ANDREA CHANDLER GETS NAILED WITH A FLYING DROPKICK!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Andrea Chandler hits the mat.)
Mutt: Damn! Damn!! Damn!!!
Bishop: Andrea Chandler real slow to her feet, and Daisy with another Front Face lock. And Daisy is really choking and sapping away the strength of the World’s Champ!
(Fans begin chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)
Mutt: I can’t believe this crap. Andrea’s gotta regroup.
Blade: Andrea bullying Daisy toward the ropes, and Daisy grabbing the tights and taking Andrea Chandler up and over for a Vertical Suplex!!!
Bishop: AND ANDREA CHANDLER BOUNCING RIGHT BACK UP! DAISY BUTTERFLY UP TO HER FEET, TURNING AROUND, AND ANDREA CHANDLER WITH A CLOTHESLIIIIIINE!!!!!
(Dawg Pound barking as Andrea Chandler is on all fours breathing hard.)
Mutt: That’s where strength and overall toughness come in. Andrea has a lock on being able to suck up punishment. For a woman only 142 pounds, look at the cuts on her arms!!! This is THE World’s champ!
Blade: Damn it. Andrea up to her feet now, with a pickup. Andrea pounding away with punches to the head. Andrea with a High Knee to the midsection and Daisy doubles over.
Bishop: Hold on! Andrea grabbing the challenger around the throat. She hoists her up and nails her with a CHOKE SLAM!
(Fans all booing as Andrea Chandler covers.)
Ref: 1………………….2……………….kick out!
Bishop: Andrea with a pickup and a Backbreaker! Daisy rolling toward the ropes, and the ref calling a break. Daisy up to her feet, and Andrea with a Forearm to the chest.
Blade: Andrea Irish Whipping Daisy to the far ropes as she heads to the middle of the ring. Daisy bounces off and Andrea with a Tilt a Whirl….
Bishop: ….BUT DAISY COUNTERING WITH A HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!
(Crowd chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)
Bishop: Andrea desperately trying to get out of that Head scissors, and Daisy really biting down on Andrea’s head!
Mutt: Andrea grabbing the ropes with her foot, and Daisy immediately up to her feet and scooping up Andrea with a Fireman’s Carry Pick up and Take over! And now a Body scissors from behind, and she’s got those DAMN legs of hers around the ribs.
(Crowd all cheering while the Kingpin complains to the referee.)
Mutt: Andrea has done the most damage, but Daisy has been winning the war. She’s wearing down the World’s champ and keeping her unbalanced.
Bishop: Andrea scrambling around, slowly as she clutches her midsection. Daisy quick to her feet as Andrea reaches the ropes. Andrea enraged charging Daisy and Daisy with a Droptoe Hold!
Blade: Andrea Chandler a little shaken up. Daisy driving her knees into the back of the champ, and pulling back against the arms of Andrea Chandler! Daisy shifting her weight and rolls onto her back for a SURFBOARD!!!
(Fans cheering as the ref checks Andrea Chandler.)
Mutt: Andrea is not about to give up her World’s title! Daisy focusing on her back for some reason. I don’t understand.
Bishop: Andrea twirling into the ropes, and the ref forces the break. Daisy with a pickup, and Irish Whipping Andrea to the ropes. Daisy sprinting across the ring as Andrea bounces off and Daisy with a Running Franken…
(Crowd pops in amazement!)
Mutt: No! Andrea Chandler landing on her feet and countering with a Waistlock. She’s hoists Daisy Butterfly up over her head and HITS a POWERBOMB!!!!!!!
(Crowd popping hard as Daisy Butterfly cringes on the mat!)
Blade: Andrea stomping away on the upper body of Daisy Butterfly, taking away the shoulder strength of the challenger. Damn, come on Daisy.
Bishop: Andrea with a pickup and a Bodyslam! WoW! What power! Andrea with another pickup and Irish Whipping the Ironwoman to the ropes. Daisy bouncing off and Andrea with a Tilt a Whirl Slam!!!!!
(Fans booing as Andrea Chandler drops down for the cover.)
Ref: 1……………………….2………………..kick out!!
Blade: Andrea with a pickup, and nailing away with wild right hands. Daisy falling back into the ropes, and Andrea walking into her….
Bishop: And Daisy with Open Hand Slaps to the Chest! Andrea with another punch, and Daisy firing back with another Open Hand slap!
(Fans popping as Andrea backs off.)
Mutt: That’s a problem that’s plagued Andrea throughout her career. A lack of a Short range attack. All the great champions have had a good short range attack: Zaranna’s European Uppercut, Lanny’s jabs, Sachie’s Reverse Knife Edges and Officer Order’s Karate Chops. Andrea has a real Achilles heel in that department.
(Fans all cheering in support as Andrea stops trading punches and Daisy Slaps her into the far ropes.)
Bishop: Daisy Irish Whipping Andrea to the far ropes, no, reversal! Daisy bouncing off the ropes and ANDREA CHANDLER CATCHES HER UP AND NAILS HER WITH A MILITARY PRESS SLAM!!!!
(Crowd booing as Daisy Butterfly hits the mat!)
Mutt: This match is gonna be decided by whose style dominates. Daisy’s high speed and wear down holds or Andrea’s high impact and power wrestling. I love it!
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by. 10 minutes!
Bishop: Andrea with a pickup, and a Forearm to the head. Andrea winding up and swinging at Daisy’s head…MISSING! Daisy ducking under, and now backing into the ropes. Andrea charging after her and Daisy sliding through her legs.
Blade: Andrea turning around and Daisy with an Irish Whip to the far ropes. Daisy heading for the middle of the ring as Andrea bounces off….AND DAISY WITH A TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!! Daisy with the cover…..1….2….kick out! Bishop: Both women twirling around to their feet and Daisy dropkicking Andrea in the knee!!! Daisy slowly up to her feet, and now a Double Leg pickup!
(Crowd all cheering as Daisy splits Andrea’s legs, and looks out to the fans.)
Blade: Daisy looking around the arena as Andrea shakes her head no….and Daisy with an Elbowdrop to the left Hamstring!
Mutt: Daisy with a legbar, and I tell ya, Andrea has really done a job to Daisy Butterfly. She’s hurting bad, and her technical wrestling is saving her. Andrea is a power wrestler, and must spend energy to do damage. Andrea is out of breath, but has really crippled Daisy.
Bishop: Daisy Butterfly flipping Andrea around and sitting down for a Half Crab….no! Andrea kicking away.
(Fans cheering as Daisy Butterfly uses the momentum to run toward the ropes.)
Blade: Daisy bouncing off the ropes and Andrea Dropping down to the mat. Daisy bouncing off the far side and Andrea with a Clothesline!!!!
(Fans all booing as Andrea Chandler stomps away on Daisy Butterfly.)
Spud: 15 minutes have gone by. 15 minutes!
Bishop: Andrea with a pickup, and another shot to the head of Daisy! Andrea with an Irish Whip, no, reversal! Andrea bouncing off as Daisy sets her up for a Back Body Drop…
Blade: …but ANDREA CHANDLER CATCHES HER WITH A FRONT FACE LOCK AND TURNING IT AROUND FOR A RUNNING DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!!!
(Hardcores pop hard as Andrea Chandler crawls over to the corner and points o.)
Mutt: And THAT is how she beat Lanny Manson. Andrea is a SMART wrestler. She trains and scouts counters. But more importantly, she improves with EVERY match she wrestles. Aside from a SLIGHT ego problem, she’s damn near perfect.
Blade: She’s HARDLY perfect.
Bishop: Ladies please! Andrea up to her feet now. Andrea with a head of steam and NAILS a kneedrop to the upper body of a prone Daisy Butterfly! Andrea back up and nails Daisy with a Kneedrop to the throat of Daisy! She grapevines the leg, the cover…1….2…Thru. No! Kick out!
(Fans cheer as Daisy Butterfly kicks out.)
Mutt: Yes! Andrea with a pickup….
Blade: …AND DAISY WITH A LEGDRAG TAKEDOWN!!! AND NOW DAISY WITH A LEGSCISSORS!!!
(Fans all cheering as Andrea Chandler slaps the mat in pain!)
Mutt: Damn it! Great wear down and submission hold from Daisy Butterfly. I hate to admit it, but she’s really evolved into a good mat wrestler.
Bishop: Daisy with a Single Leg pickup, and dragging Andrea toward the corner. Daisy draping Andrea’s leg over the middle rope, jumps up, and NAILS her with a Buttdrop! Andrea’s hurting bad.
Blade: Come on Daisy. Daisy slow with a pickup, slaps on a Waistlock and hoists up Andrea Chandler. Hold on, she heading over toward the corner!!!! Daisy climbing up to the 2nd turnbuckle, jumping off…..
Bishop: AND HITTTTTTTTTTTTTTS WITH A SUPERKNEEEEEEEEEBREAKER!!!
(Huge crowd pop as Andrea Chandler jerks around the ring in agony.)
Spud: 5 minutes remaining! 5 left.
Mutt: Daisy is signaling for it all! Daisy with a Single Leg Pickup, dragging Andrea toward the middle of the ring. Daisy twirls around….
Bishop: Inside Cradle!
Ref: 1………………………………2…………kick out!
(Crowd all cheering!)
Mutt: Damn it! Daisy back up and Andrea driving into her with a Waistlock and a Germaaaaaaaaaaaaaan SupleeeeeeeeeeeeeX!!!!!!
Ref: Ref: ……………………………………………….1
(Fans all screaming as the ref holds up 2 fingers.)
Mutt: Damn! Damn!! Damn!!! Andrea had her with a perfect bridge from that German Suplex. She couldn’t hold her. Daisy has worn down Andrea’s back and knees to perfection. Her damn left leg broke down at the last moment!
Bishop: Both women slow to their feet, and Andrea with a Knee to the midsection. Daisy doubling over, and Andrea beating down with Forearms to the back.
(Fans boo as Daisy Butterfly drops down to one knee.)
Bishop: Andrea with a Frontface lock and turn around for a Neckbreaker!!! And Andrea real slow to her feet. Andrea with a pickup and slaps Daisy head between her legs!
(Fans boo while Andrea Chandler poses.)
(Fans all booing as Andrea Chandler gets to her feet and hobbles around the ring.)
Blade: Damn it! That’s the Setup for the Black Monday.
Bishop: Andrea with a pickup, and TOSSING DAISY BUTTERFLY INTO THE CORNER! WoW! What strength. Andrea Chandler with a head of steam and a Clothesline in the corner!
(Cupid Cubbins begins leading cheers of: Let’s Go Daisy!)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler with a Waistlock and hoisting up Daisy to the Top Turnbuckle. Andrea is climbing the turnbuckles. She’s going for it all.
Blade: The Black Monday Piledriver is a Tombstone Piledriver from the top turnbuckle. That’s the same move that beat Lanny Manson in the Finals.
Bishop: Andrea Chandler with a Waistlock pickup and she climbs up to the top turnbuckle. She’s got Daisy set up for that Tombstone and…….
(Fans beginning to stand on their feet!)
Bishop: Hold on! Daisy Butterfly with a Head Scissors!!! Daisy sitting up and twirling around behind Andrea’s head…..
Blade: VICTORY ROLL FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mutt: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Biggest pop of the night as both women fly off the top!)
Blade: 4……5………..6……60!!! Damn it to hell!!!!!!!!!!
(Thunderous boos as the Kingpin stands up on the ring apron and distracts the referee.)
Spud: 1 minute remaining! 60 seconds remaining. 60 seconds!
Bishop: Andrea Chandler FINALLY kicking out. Both women up to their feet and Daisy Butterfly charging forward with an Open Hand Slap….
Mutt: And Andrea Chandler with a Waistlock and Falling backwards for a Stun Gun! She scouted Daisy Butterfly to a *T*!!!
(Fans all booing as Daisy Butterfly stumbles backwards on weak legs.)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler Irish Whipping Daisy to the far ropes now. Daisy bouncing off and Andrea Chandler catching her in the air and nailing a Powerslam!!!!!!
(Fans all booing as the Kingpin tosses Andrea Chandler her sunglasses.)
Blade: Damn it! Andrea Chandler straddling Daisy Butterfly and flexing for the cover….
(Fans boo as Andrea Chandler slaps away at Daisy Butterfly.)
Bishop: I can’t believe this. Daisy had Andrea Chandler….
Mutt: Aw shut the hell up! Officer Order beat Sachie Yokoyama under dubious circumstances. No outside interference and no foreign objects. Clean pinfall!
Spud: Wrestling fans, at 19 minutes 18 seconds, your winner via pinfall and STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL GDWA World Heavyweight Champion…….Andrea Chandler!
(Fans boo as they hear ‘Cold Blood’ by Kix.)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler hobbling out of the ring as she snatches her belt. Hold on! She’s heading over to the announcer’s table and…
(Fans boo as Andrea Chandler wipes the sweat from her belly and slings it at Sonya Blade.)
Mutt: Sonya, don’t!
(Sam Mutt holds back Sonya Blade as Andrea Chandler passes by laughing.)
Bishop: Fans, that’s all for tonight. For all of us here at the Saturday Night Special, I’m Allen Bishop saying Goodbye everybody.