GDWA Internet Champ Staci X defends against Dementia Praecox
Scene opens up on a jammed packed Cow Palace in San Francisco, California. There are 31,203 screaming fans in attendance. “Atomic Dog” by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as “THE DAWG POUND” and this is……..
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE
(Fans are chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)
Bishop: Wrestling fans, Happy Founder’s Day!!! It was exactly one year ago that we began as the ICW’s Women’s Division. It was an incredible night, as our female athletes easily outshined the men.
Mutt: When the hell didn’t we outshine the men?! Hey, I wouldn’t miss this job for the world! It’s been a great year, with so much going on in the business.
Bishop: Fans, for this historic night we were supposed to have guest commentary with ‘Sexy’ Sally McClane of the CCW. Now as a competitor in Grand Dragon, she was gonna…?
Mutt: Well why ain’t she here?!
Bishop: Well Sam, she was injured by one of the male wrestlers in the CCW. So she’ll be taking some time off away from the ring. But fortunately for you Sam, she will be doing guest commentary with us at FOUNDER’S DAY TRADITION!
Mutt: I don’t think Sonya will like that too much.
(Fans are chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)
Bishop: Speaking of likes and dislikes, fans we have the last card prior to our pay per view event of the year. Most of the wrestlers are either injured or saving themselves for their performances. So what we have are 3 matches tonight, and two flashbacks….
Mutt: And don’t forget Daisy Butterfly on the House of Styles in front of her home crowd!
(Fans erupt at the sound of her name, and a few fans rush toward the rear of the arena as the rumor circulated about a Daisy Butterfly sighting.)
Bishop: Daisy the perennial contender and fan favorite love no more than she is in San Francisco. Also fans, we have ‘Kyoto Crippler’ Keiko Mita up against ‘Brilliant’ Tiffany Chandler of the Syndicate. Burning Rain takes on the ever hot Suicide Blondes…
Mutt: And the match of the night! Staci X defends her INTERNET Heavyweight title against Dementia Praecox. Now THAT will be a great match.
(Fans cheer as more fireworks go off and Spud McKenzie runs down the aisle.)
Bishop: Fans, this one is about ready to start. Spud McKenzie running down the aisle and entering the ring. Starting things off tonight will be…..
(Fans scream as the lights go off!)
Mutt: It’s the phantom from last week! I’m sure of it.
Bishop: Sam, calm down…this is how you got that ticket from Martial Law for speeding. Letting emotions get the better of your mouth.
(The masked woman in black is seen in the ring as a spotlight hits her. She takes the mike.)
Masked woman: *I*……..*Have*……..*Returned*!
(Dawg Pound barks as the woman looks about the arena. The camera zooms in on her face as only her sparkling green eyes can be seen.)
Mutt: Didn’t she have BLUE eyes last week?
Bishop: Shh…She’s saying something!
(The woman walks about the ring slowly as Spud McKenzie merely looks on from the ring floor.)
Masked woman: “Here’s where the fun begins. The beginning, and the end. Friend and foe. Hero and villain. The answers will come and the questions continue.”
(Fans cheer as the woman walks into the near corner, and climbs the turnbuckles. She sits up on top, still looking around the arena, almost reminiscent.) Masked woman: “Look over your shoulder. I might be there. For a pat on the back, or I might put a knife in it….who knows?”
(The spotlight immediately falls, and when the house light rises, she’s gone.)
Bishop: Spooky. I tell you this….what?! Mike, what’s going on?!
Whalen: Keiko Mita has been attacked in the back. During all this commotion…I think it was the Syndicate, but we don’t have conformation on this.
Mutt: Aw, too bad for the so called ‘Kyoto Crippler’. (Laughs!)
Bishop: This was probably the Syndicate striking, but who knows!? It could be that phantom…she claims she could be friend or foe.
Mutt: Enough lollygagging Bishop! Spud is letting me know we gotta go to the tag action instead of the rookie matches. Take it away Spud’ster!
(Fans cheer as Spud stands in the center of the ring.)
Spud: Wrestling fans, this is our last card before the BIGGEST event in Grand Dragon history…..%%%FOUNDER’S DAY TRADITION%%%…!!!
(Fans bark as Spud McKenzie walks around the ring!)
Spud: And the question that we must ask all fans of the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance……ARE YOU READY!!!!!!
(Fans scream: YES!)
Spud: I said, ARE YOU READY?!?!?!?!?!
(Fans cheer louder and scream: YES!!!)
Spud: THEN…..Let’s Get Rrrrrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrrrrrumble!!!!
(Crowd EXPLODES as fireworks go off around the ring)
Suicide Blondes vs. Burning Rain
Spud: Our first contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
Allan: Fans, our first match tonight features the debut of a highly touted team here, Burning Rain. With me, of course, is color man Paul Roberts.
Congo: Known to all you plebeians as Congo. By the way, did you say Burning Rain? Sounds like a Prince video. After the Blondes get through with them, they’ll probably be known as the tag team formerly known as Burning Rain. Heh.
Allan: Congo is on his game tonight, and here’s Spud with the call
SPUD: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A 15 MINUTE TIME LIMIT. FIRST, COMING DOWN THE AISLE AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 271 POUNDS, AND HAILING FROM BRENTWOOD, CALIFORNIA. HERE ARE BABY JANE ROSS AND TAYLOR MONROE, THE SUICIDE BLONDES!!!!
(Crowd lets loose thunderous boos as “Where Eagles Dare” plays over the PA. The blondes walk down to ringside in gaudy one-piece zebra-print tights with gold trim and shiny gold boots. Taylor’s hair is a shocking shade of blonde)
Allan: The Suicide Blondes are still undefeated here in the tag ranks. Maybe they’ll get their comeuppance from the rookie team, Burning Rain.
Congo: The Misfits, undoubtedly watching this match. My word, I almost wet myself laughing after the Blondes brought out Poppy Rage.
Allan: Well, I don’t know if it’s such a good idea to get the Misfits riled up. But the Blondes better not overlook this Burning Rain team.
SPUD: AND THEIR OPPONENTS. AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 320 POUNDS AND HAILING FROM TIJUANA, MEXICO AND NAGANO, JAPAN, HERE ARE “FIRE ANGEL” MARIA URQIDEZ, AND GOJIRA TAKESHIMA, BURNING RAIN!!!!
(Crowd cheers as fireworks go off and 1999 by Prince plays over the PA. Maria wears white bicycle shorts and a white T-shirt with “WILD” on it. Gojira wears military pants and a green t-shirt with yellow eyes on it, and carries a Japanese sword)
Congo: What did I tell you? Prince music! And who outfitted this Gojira? The same person who outfits that nut Praecox, no doubt.
Allan: The Fire Angel, really playing to this crowd, giving high fives. Gojira, about 60 pounds heavier, looks a lot more serious.
Congo: Scary is more like it. Can you tell me, what’s the significance of that sword?
Allan: Probably a throwback to some Japanese tradition….
Congo: Hah! More likely to be used in case she’s jumped before the match.
Allan: And this one’s underway! Maria and Baby Jane locking up. Headlock by the Fire Angel. Atomic drop…NO! Maria going 360 degrees, and a Russian leg sweep by Urquidez. Baby Jane, having her problems.
Congo: Urquidez with a snap leg drop. I’m surprised she hit with that. She makes the tag to Gojira. Does the immigration department know about these two?
Allan: Be nice! The crowd, expecting to see some big things from Takeshima, pardon the pun. She picks up Ross and… A vertical suplex. Ross, trying to take it outside for a breather, but Gojira drags her back in. And throws her into the center of the ring by her hair! That’s not wrestling! Congo: Sure it is, that was a Greco-Roman hair pull!
Allan: I could swear I’ve heard that somewhere before. Anyway, Gojira now, Irish whipping Ross into the ropes, and a BIG clothesline. Takeshima is doing a lot of damage, but she needs to use her weight to her advantage more
Congo: looks like you spoke too soon, Bishop. She picks up BJ, and a standing powerslam.
Allan: Taylor Monroe has seen enough, she enters and dropkicks the big woman, But Gojira brushes it off. Gojira staring down Monroe. Monroe looks scared as hell! Gojira comes after Taylor…and here comes a choke slam!!
(Crowd ready to pop HARD)
Congo: But Ross makes the save, giving the big woman a vicious chop block to the back of the knee.
Allan: Ross may have aggravated an old injury of Gojira’s, one that has haunted her for her entire career. BJ leaves the ring, and now it’s Monroe all over the fallen Gojira. No tag, I might add.
Congo: That’s part of the reason why The Blondes are undefeated thus far. Monroe, now, peppering Gojira’s back with forearm smashes. The big woman, unable to get to her knees.
Allan: Monroe, backing into the ropes and…Big Legdrop to the back of Takeshima’s head. Taylor climbs on Gojira’s back and applies a reverse chinlock. She’s really sinking that in!
Congo: Taylor gets the referee to ask, and Gojira shaking her head no. What did Monroe expect, it’s just a simple chinlock. Allan: On the outside, The Fire Angel is trying to muster support from these fans. She’s chanting the big woman’s name.
(Crowd chants Go-ji-ra! Go-ji-ra!)
Congo: And the huge woman from Japan onto one knee. And now the other knee. What strength!
Allan: Monroe, looking worried, and with good reason. Uh-oh. Gojira makes it to her feet with Taylor Monroe on her shoulders, only one place for the Culture maven to go, and that’s DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!!
(Crowd Pops HARD!!!!!!!!)
Allan: INCREDIBLE impact as Taylor Monroe hit the canvas. But Gojira Takeshima is having a bit of trouble standing on that left knee. She limps to her corner and makes the tag!
(Crowd cheers as Maria Urquidez vaults into the ring)
Congo: The so-called Fire Angel, wasting no time. Picks up Monroe into a snapmare. Now, the Fire Angel, Irish-whipping Monroe into a neutral corner. She takes a running start…Handspring elbow smash! Wow!
Allan: Urquidez, not catching all of that maneuver, though, and Monroe is still slumping in that corner. Maria backs up again, but…Misses the shoulder block!
Congo: Taylor, taking advantage of Maria’s mistake. She picks up the Fire Angel for an inverted atomic drop. Maria is wobbly, but hasn’t gone down. MY WORD!! What a spinning heel kick from Taylor Monroe!!
Allan: This has certainly been a see-saw match up thus far. Monroe, tagging out to BJ Ross.
Congo: Hiding that tag as well. It seems the tag teams of the GDWA have found a strategy that works! Gojira, from the outside, is complaining to the ref, but to no avail. Ross picks up Urquidez. Here’s an Irish whip and…Back body drop!
Allan: BJ, getting the Fire Angel to her feet. She runs into the far ropes and delivers a flying kneesmash to Maria’s back. Ouch!
Congo: Maria stumbling forward onto the ropes. Not a good place to be. BJ Ross takes a running start and crashes into Urquidez as she was draped over that second rope. The fire Angel, gasping for breath.
Allan: Ross, backing up again. Here she comes…Urquidez, rolling out of the way just in the nick of time. Ross goes crashing to the outside SPUD: FIVE MINUTES HAVE ELAPSED!
Allan: And Monroe immediately into the ring. Gojira complaining again, but Monroe assuring the ref that she was originally the legal woman. I don’t like these bamboozling tactics at all!
Congo: That’s because you’re too slow to understand them. Monroe, with a bodyslam to the gasping Urquidez. A pick-up and a swinging neckbreaker. That was vicious!
Allan: Monroe sending The Fire Angel into the ropes…A double dropkick. Maria and Monroe have just dropkicked each other, hard!
(Crowd applauds the women’s athleticism)
Allan: The ref, beginning his count 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…
Allan: Taylor Monroe is up on 7, and a wobbly Urquidez follows. Monroe a little groggy herself. She moves toward Maria…Maria somersaulting past the Suicide Blonde and makes the tag to Big Gojira!
(Crowd Pops and Chants Go-Ji-Ra! Go-Ji-ra!)
Allan: Now we’re going to see some power wrestling! Takeshima running into Monroe with a shoulderblock and Monroe going down. That’s like being hit with a tractor!
Congo: Gojira scoops up Monroe…and RUNNING POWERSLAM!!!!!!!!!
Allan: Here’s the pin!
Allan: Monroe, not quite out of it yet. Baby Jane to the ring apron now. Gojira doesn’t see her. But Maria rushes in and dropkicks her back to the outside!!
Congo: Gojira, slapping Taylor between those massive thighs. She hooks both arms, going for an underhook powerbomb! If she hits this, it’s over!
Allan: Taylor goes up and….flails those legs…escapes falling behind the Japanese behemoth. Monroe gets to the outside for a breather. Her and Baby Jane Ross, conferencing. What’s this?
Congo: The Blondes have had it! They’re calling it a night! They’re heading back to the dressing room!
Allan: On the inside, Burning Rain complains to the ref, who begins his count. 1……2…….3…….4……..5……..6……..7……..8….
Allan: The Suicide Blondes, deciding not to give up after all, as BJ Ross slides into the ring to beat the count. She circles Gojira cautiously before locking up. I think The Blondes may have underestimated this team!
Congo: We’ll see about that, won’t we? Ross and Takeshima locking up…Ross pushing Gojira into the Blondes corner…and both Blondes pummel the massive woman with punches.
Allan: Gojira, slumping a little…NO! She breaks out and turns Ross around. A kick sends Monroe off the apron and onto the floor. Gojira, smashing that pretty face into the turnbuckle!
(Crowd counts 1…2…3…4…)
Congo: Just 4?
Allan: I think it’s a lucky number in Japan or something.
Congo: Fans, that’s wrestling insight, at its finest. Gojira now perching Ross on that top rope, going for a superplex, I think…she gets into position.
Allan: And Monroe into the ring like a hurricane, dropkicking Gojira’s leg! The behemoth crumples to the mat. The Blondes, really going after the big woman’s leg with the intent to injure. Both women, pummeling that leg with kicks, and Maria in to put a stop to it.
Congo: But she’s not the legal woman, and the ref trying to force her back onto the outside.
Allan: And while his back is turned, Monroe drapes Gojira’s leg on the bottom rope and Ross pulls on it from the outside! Get in there ref!!
Congo: Urquidez is hurting her partner by trying to get into the action. Finally she relents and the ref sees what’s going on.
Allan: Ross lets up on the outside. Monroe stomps away at the injured Takeshima. Again, no tag was made.
SPUD: 10 MINUTES HAVE ELAPSED! 5 REMAINING!
Allan: Monroe picks up Gojira, and I don’t think she quite knows what to do with the big woman. She Irish whips her into the corner and …OH NO!!!
CONGO: GOJIRA JUST TOOK OUT THE REFEREE!!! What a cheater!
Allan: It was Taylor Monroe who threw her in that direction.
Congo: Maria Urquidez, into the ring to check on the referee. What an idiot. She should be helping her partner.
Allan: What’s This!!! BJ Ross bringing a chair into the ring. Maria, up to intercept her…she gets decked by the chair!!
(HARDCORES POP AND CROWD BOOS THUNDEROUSLY!!!)
Allan: The Blondes, setting up Gojira’s leg in that chair. BJ Ross vaulting from the first rope and DOWN on that chair.
Congo: The Blondes are trying to break the big woman’s leg! I love this sport!
Allan: Taylor Monroe, throwing the Fire Angel out of the ring. They could pin either woman, why are they injuring her. Look, the ref finally coming to his senses.
Congo: He has hit by 190 pounds of fast-moving Gojira! I think he’s earned a raise!
Allan: Ross quickly depositing the chair to the outside. Both Blondes, stomping away at Gojira’s knee, and the big woman screams in agony!
(Crowd chants G0-ji-ra! Go-ji-ra! etc.)
Allan: Takeshima, getting to her knees. Oh my, did you see that look in her eyes?
Congo: Gojira looks pissed, big time! She must have a thing against trying to injure people. She’s in the wrong business! Allan: WAITAMINUTE! GOJIRA, PUNCHING BOTH WOMEN IN THE STOMACH!! SHE GETS TO HER FEET. SHE IS FURIOUS. SHE GRABS TWO HANDFULS OF BLONDE HAIR….DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER!!!
(*************CROWD POPS HARD, HARD!**************)
Congo: Gojira clotheslines BJ Ross out of the ring. She having trouble standing. The Fire Angel still struggling on the outside, but the ref seems back into this one.
SPUD: 2 MINUTES REMAINING!!!!!!!!!!!
Congo: Gojira, walking over to Monroe, who is clutching her head. Taylor throws a few punches to Gojira’s chest, but she laughs them off. Gojira, slapping Taylor’s head between her legs. Hooks the arms…uh oh!
Allan: Gojira with a double-underhook Powerbomb. Or should I say, a Gojira-Bomb!
Congo: Gojira, going for the pin. Ross, on the outside, trying to save her partner, but the Fire Angel holding on, and she won’t let go!
SPUD: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH AT A TIME OF 13:41, BURNING RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(CROWD CHEERS AS 1999 BY PRINCE BLASTS OVER THE PA!!)
Allan: What a win by the rookies! Burning Rain will be a force to contend with here in the GDWA!
Congo: You think they’ll be “a force”? You’ve watched Star Wars too many times, Obi-Wan!
Allan: Maria Urquidez climbing back into the ring, and celebrating with her big partner. She really knows how to inspire these fans.
Congo: Yes, but it was this Gojira that really drew the fans attention in the match. I see big things in this woman’s future, pardon the pun. (Sam Mutt returns from the concession stands with a beer and a hot dog.) Mutt: Did I miss anything?
Bishop: (Sighing.) I realize you don’t do commentary while we have tag action, but at the very least you COULD stick around.
Mutt: Hey, I’m a salaried employing, I don’t have to clock in and out!
Bishop: Fans, we hear that Keiko Mita is doing okay, and WILL be able to wrestle. They say she was whacked in the head with some sort of foreign object and there’s damage to the back of the head and neck.
Mutt: Life sucks. (Chomps into more of his hot dog.)
(Fans cheer as MISTER Furious Styles heads down the aisle.)
Bishop: Well, we have the interview the fans have been waiting on. ‘The Franchise’ Daisy Butterfly has been silent for some time now. She has a big match at Founder’s Day Tradition against Micki Duran for a shot at Staci X’s title.
Mutt: And do we really think Daisy Butterfly can beat the Legend?
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy!
(The arena cheers and begin new chants of: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)
Styles: Mat Profiles didn’t last. Joe “Flamin’ Homo” Amon’s show didn’t last…but WHAT show do you come out to see in Grand Dragon?!!?!?!?!?!?!??
(Dawg Pound barks as MISTER Furious Styles profiles around the ring.)
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy!!!!
(Fans cheer as MISTER Furious Styles struts around the ring some more.)
Styles: Tonight we are in San Francisco, California. MISTER Furious Styles loves his people from the Bay Area, just as much as you will love my first guest tonight! This jobber is the 1996 Ironwoman, and has elevated herself into World Title contention since completing her feud with Nikita Marx. Now she dares take on the best technical wrestler in Grand Dragon at Founder’s Day Tradition. Here’s your favorite yuppie from San Francisco….’the Franchise’ Daisy Butterfly!
(DJ Kool’s “20 Minute Workout” blasts through the arena PA and the crowd E*X*P*L*O*D*E*S!!)
Mutt: I can’t even hear myself think!
Bishop: They have all come out to see this woman! Daisy Butterfly back in San Francisco in front of a CRAZED Grand Dragon crowd.
(A sea of red foam “Daisy Butterfly #1” hands begin to bounce up and down as the fans move to the music. A fountain of fireworks erupt near the curtain as Daisy Butterfly emerges, smiling. She’s dressed up in an outrageous blue and silver sequined kimono and her black hair is sprinkled with silver glitter, kept up on the back of her head by two large pins. Her face is painted completely white with blue accents on her lips and around her eyes. On her right cheek a blue Japanese character is painted. The crowd universally begins chanting “Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!” as she bobs down the aisle, moving to the music and slapping hands with the fans along the aisle.)
Styles: Hey! HEY!! Now look lady–are you gonna get in this ring sometime tonight or am I gonna have to tail ya around the arena for a few words?
(Daisy smirks at MISTER Furious Styles and grabs another microphone off the broadcasters table)
Bishop: Here you go ‘Franchise’.
Daisy: Thank you, Allen. GRAND DRAGON!! GRAND DRAGON!! *CAN*WE*KICK*IT*?!?!
(Daisy points the mic towards the crowd as a deafening “YES WE CAN” comes from the fans, nearly blowing the roof off. Styles chuckles in the ring.)
Styles: Yeah, hah; we can kick it, Cockroach. Tell me something, tell me something–are you trying to upstage ME? On my show? Coming out here with the bottle rockets and looking like the Great Muta in drag?!
(The crowd boos and groans as the Dawg Pound begins to bark)
(Daisy smirks at Styles again and gets in the ring, walking up in his face. Styles begins to back up.)
Daisy: Are YOU trying to upstage ME sitting here looking like STEVE URKEL at his PROM!?!
(Daisy flicks the brim of MISTER Style’s top hat as the crowd ROARS!!)
Styles: (clearing his throat) Yeah, right. Listen baby, I got no time to sit and jaw with you. You came down to MY house to answer MY questions!
Daisy: Well; START ASKING ME SOME, FLAVOR FLAV!! (The crowd roars again)
Styles: Alright lady, but you’re getting on my DAMN NERVES!!
(Styles paces a bit, adjusting his jacket as Daisy struts around the ring to the cheers of the fans. It almost looks like the two are about to square off when they make eye contact.)
Styles: Question number one–this Internet title scenario. You saw it last week when Staci X took the belt. YOU were supposed to be the I-Title rumble and you probably woulda fared well. But YOU went ahead and pulled OUT of the rumble and decided to make the path to a title SO much harder for yourself. SOOOO MUCH HARDER…
(Daisy shoots Styles a weary glance.)
Daisy: Just how hard, Styles?
Styles: How hard? Girl, are you an IDIOT!?! You pulled out of a cakewalk directly to the title over a bunch of rookies for a POSSIBLE shot if you manage to beat one of the greatest wrestlers in the world, bar none! The Legend herself, Micki Duran!!
(The crowd BOOS at the mention of Duran’s name. Daisy playfully motions for the crowd to quiet down.)
Daisy: That’s pretty much right, Styles. But watch who you decide to hang the title “greatest” on. You call her the greatest? I beg to differ…
Styles: Now you’re putting words in my mouth!! I said ONE of the greatest. There’s room for the Chandlers on that peak.
(Daisy drops her smile and stares blankly at Styles as the crowd roars with disapproval. Styles grins widely and jumps into a strut around the ring.) Daisy: Yeah, I guess you’re right Styles. The Syndicate would make world-class wrestlers…IN A HANDICAP MATCH. That’s the problem with the Grand Dragon these days–everyone’s in such a hurry to try and OUTRANK the other girl with their own gangs. Competition is starting to fade fast.
Styles: Wait wait wait WAIT WAIT WAAAAAIT!! Did I just here you right? YOU, Daisy Butterfly–the lady who formed the DRAGON TRIO–has the NERVE to call the wrestlers of the GDWA cowards for making allies in the sport? You…you…HYPOCRITE!!!
(The Dawg Pound begins to bark as the fans boo. Daisy, grinning, motions again for the crowd to keep it down. Daisy backs up and bounces on the ropes and hot-steps forward, backing Styles into the corner.)
Daisy: First off–the Dragon Trio was a COMMITMENT that I made with TWO DEAR FRIENDS OF MINE…
(The crowd roars…again)
Daisy: …two dear friends who decided to stand up and shut down the frauds in this sport!! We were tired of getting double- and tripled-teamed by cronies. We set out to bring REAL competition back to the world of wrestling and PROVE that it was skill, not treachery, that was in the heart of this sport.
Styles: Yeah, and look what happened…
Daisy: LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!! Charlotte LaMancha takes the Internet title from the UNSTOPPABLE Demonica and takes the monster out of Ma Porter!! Sachie Yokoyama becomes the first EVER GDWA Western Heritage champion and takes the belt AGAIN on another occasion!! I become the inaugural GDWA IRONWOMAN by out-wrestling the TOP THREE women in this federation!! *THAT* is what “happened”… (The fans roar in appreciation/reverence of Charlotte and Sachie)
Daisy: And what caused the end…is exactly the problem with these gangs. I don’t want to get into that, now…
(Styles opens his mouth for a rebuttal but then shuts up as he sees Daisy’s eyes drop down, saddened.)
Styles: Hey, Daisy. Tell me something. With the exception of my girl Zaranna, you’ve probably seen more personal and professional ups-and-downs than anyone here in the GDWA. Your buddy Charlotte gets taken out of the sport young, your best friend Sachie…well, (clears his throat). How the hell do you find the strength to continue?
(The fans begin chanting “Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!” and Daisy smiles, looking out to the fans.) Daisy: Wanna know where, Styles? RIGHT OUT THERE!!
(HUGE POP as Daisy points out to the fans!!)
Daisy: These people–MY PEOPLE–rely on me to come out NIGHT AFTER NIGHT and PROVE to them that I AM THE BEST!! They give me MAD LOVE and it keeps me going. Gold belts don’t prove yourself as the world’s greatest anything. PERSEVERANCE in the face of ADVERSITY; now that, that’s a trait that’s worth more than all the gold belts in the world.
Styles: Sounds like you answered my question about Micki Duran. OR you over-rationalized your championship chokes.
(Fans boo as Daisy paces the ring, shaking her head with a wide grin on her face)
Styles: Moooooooving on; one last question. How about all these rookies? Any of them impress you?
Daisy: Now, MISTER Styles!! That didn’t sound like a backhanded question? Any of the rookies impress me? Yes, quite a few. I actually had the opportunity many times to see some of them in action when I was over in Japan, but unfortunately, I wrestled for a different promotion than any of them. I swear, Styles; seeing some of them here really took me back. Back to my start here. All of Charlotte’s speed and integrity has manifested in Lady Tiger; all she needs is to gain confidence in herself and learn to laugh. Keiko Mita, the “Kyoto Crippler;” in her I see the power and hunger to win that was also in Sachie, as well as her strong belief in her warrior background. And, now, the “Burning Cherry Blossom.” Ms. Rekka Sakura–well, Styles, let’s just say that I haven’t overlooked the similar ethnic and wrestling traits that she holds in common with me. It’s uncanny. A bit of refinement and I think we just might have the Grand Dragon’s 1997 Ironwoman on our hands.
Styles: That’s it for time, girl. You gotta go.
Daisy: Oh I will, but one last thing…
(“20 Minute Workout” blasts through the speaker and the crowd begins to bounce and cheer with as much fervor as they did when she entered. Daisy climbs back out the ring and walks around the metal barrier, slapping hands with as many fans as she can as she heads back up the aisle.)
Bishop: Fans, let’s go to Mike Whalen with our newest Saturday Nite Special feature, the GDWA Flashback…
(Mike Whalen walks around the rule breaker locker room wearing a blue blazer with GDWA logo on the pocket as the camera comes into focus.) Whalen: Hello fans, and welcome to the GDWA Flashback. The Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance has grown in popularity, so we thought it prudent to introduce you new fans, and re-introduce to old fans, some of the GDWA’s most memorable moments.
(He walks over to ‘Legend’ Micki Duran’s locker and peeps around.)
Whalen: I wouldn’t want to get attacked by any of the Kingpin’s people. And seeing how I’ve been in rather good graces with Andrea as of late (blushes, and clears his throat)…we must be careful.
(Dementia Praecox seen in the background pacing and bouncing off of lockers like a billiard. She’s calling for ‘mommy’ and crying out to Staci X.)
Whalen: Our Flashback tonight is a match taped on June 8th of last year from right here in the Cow Palace. Things haven’t been the same since Micki Duran invaded the fed with the Syndicate. Ma Porter has been upset, Daisy and the former Dragon Trio were ready for war, and the Age of Rage have formidable opponents in their ongoing feud. The Syndicate’s arrival just might be the single most altering event in 1996. Duran has been a top contender since entering the promotion, and this is her debut match up against a streaking Charlotte La Mancha who was in the upswing of her career. As we’ll see, Charlotte didn’t know what to expect from this newcomer…and neither did the commentators.
Flashback: Micki Duran vs. Charlotte La Mancha
Mutt: Wait till you see the surprise of the night. Charlotte won’t be able to handle the legend.
Bishop: Now, what is all this talk about a legend? Who just is Micki Duran?
Mutt: Let’s hear from our ring announcer Spud Mackenzie…
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit. Wrestling fans, this is our Main Event this week!
(Fans boo as they hear ‘All I Really Want’ by Alanis Morissette)
Spud: First, making her debut in the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance. Led down the aisle by Andrea Chandler and her manager the Kingpin! Hailing from Lake Ponchatrain, Louisiana. She is 5 feet 8 inches, 124 pounds! Here is ‘The Legend’ Micki Duran!
(She comes walking down the aisle wearing a white singlet, with matching boots, wrist band and headband. The name LEGEND is written on her back.)
Mutt: Look at her! In all her regality.
Bishop: Hold on! The so called Legend Micki Duran coming over to the announcing table and….
(‘The Legend’ Micki Duran snatches the microphone out of Allen Bishop’s hands.)
Duran: The Legend is back in business!
(Micki Duran throws the microphone down and heads up the ring stairs.)
Mutt: The Kingpin parts the ropes for Duran, and the match is over. Micki Duran by pinfall.
Bishop: Sam, will you stop that! What arrogance on the part of the newcomer! How dare she? Let’s hear the introductions for Charlotte La Mancha.
Spud: And her opponent….
(Fans cheer as “Robin Hood: Men in Tights” blares through the speakers.)
Spud: Led down the aisle by the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance Western Heritage Champion, Sachie Yokoyama!
(Big Crowd Pop!)
Spud: From Nice, France. She is 5 feet 6, 130 pounds! Here is Charlotte La Mancha!!!
(Charlotte heads down the aisle, slapping hands with fans, wearing 17th century breechers, shirt and doublet with a saber at her side.)
Bishop: The joker from Nice, France hear to take on the newcomer. And personally, I’m glad the ‘Dangerous Queen’ Sachie Yokoyama is down ringside with Charlotte. I don’t like the look of all those people in Duran’s corner.
Mutt: I told you! Micki Duran didn’t come to the big leagues to play around. If Lanny Manson was still champion, I’d say she better look for another means of employment.
Bishop: Charlotte seems baffled by the crowd reaction. As far as she knows, this is just another rookie to come along in the great Grand Dragon of professional wrestling. The ref having some last words for Duran and La Mancha, and this one is underway.
Bishop: Charlotte a lot more cautious than usual. Collar and Elbow tie up and Duran with the advantage, bullying Charlotte into the ropes. They move around the ring from corner to corner, and Duran hip tossing her out of the corner! Wow! Duran with some real power.
Mutt: Charlotte back up to her feet and Duran immediately charging in. Duran Irish Whipping Charlotte to the ropes. Charlotte bounces off and the Legend with a Football tackle!
(Dawg Pound screaming: Woooooooooooooooo!)
Bishop: Charlotte slow to her feet, and Sachie on the outside motivating her friend. You know, outside of the ring, Charlotte has a real sense of humor. But in the mind of every comic is a twisted side.
Mutt: Charlotte nodding her head as if she understands something. Maybe she knows she’s about to get pinned?
(Fans cheering as Charlotte and Micki Duran lock up again.)
Mutt: Duran with a Side Headlock and Charlotte with a Waistlock. Charlotte walks them over to the near corner, runs up the turnbuckles, and backflips out of the Side Headlock!
Bishop: Duran turns around and Charlotte with a Dropkick! Duran back up and another Dropkick!! Micki Duran back up a third time and for the third time Charlotte connects with a Dropkick!!!
(Fans cheering as ‘the Legend’ Micki Duran rolls to the outside.)
Bishop: The so called legend has rolled under the ropes to the outside to confer with the Kingpin. Charlotte is stomping her foot against the mat and the fans are rallying behind her.
(Fans cheer and stomping their feet in support of Charlotte!)
Bishop: Micki Duran back in the ring and another Collar and Elbow tie up. Charlotte with the Standing Side Headlock this time and Duran with a Waistlock and a Side Suplex….but Charlotte held on! She’s still got on a Headlock.
Mutt: Micki Duran the Power wrestler has been grounded… hey. Duran back up to her feet and Duran countering with a Standing Overhead Wristlock. That’s not just power Bishop. This woman can wrestle!
Bishop: Micki Duran quickly reaching down and scooping up Charlotte into a Fireman’s carry….AND NAILS HER WITH A FALL AWAY SLAM!!!!
Mutt: She grapevines the leg!
Bishop: No, a kick out!
(Fans cheering on Charlotte as she kicks out.)
Bishop: Both women back up to the neutral position and Charlotte nailing away with big right hands! Charlotte with a kick to the midsection and Duran with enough reserve to apply a Single Leg pick up!
Mutt: Charlotte hopping around on one leg….MISSES the Enzuigiri Kick! The Legend ducks under and now with a Waistlock from behind….and connects with a Belly to Back Suplex!
(Fans all booing as Micki Duran gets to her feet and drops an Elbow.)
Bishop: The cover….1…2..kick out! Charlotte known for being susceptible to damage. She doesn’t have much of a kick back in her reserves. Duran with a pick up and Charlotte punching away at Duran’s midsection. Duran with a Side Headlock and Charlotte heading for the ropes and pushing off against Duran.
Mutt: The Legend runs for the far side, bounces off, and Charlotte nails her with a High Back Body Drop! Damn it!
Bishop: Charlotte with a pick up and Irish Whips Duran to the far side. Charlotte runs toward the near ropes, bounces off, and NAILS THE ONCOMING MICKI DURAN WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!! The cover….1…2..kick out.
(Fans cheering as Charlotte La Mancha picks up Micki Duran.)
Mutt: Charlotte now with a Front Face Lock, and Duran with an Inside cradle!….1…2…Reversal!….1….2….Reversal! ….1…2…foot on ropes!!!
(Fans cheering as both women get to their feet!)
Bishop: Hold on! Micki Duran ducking half way under the ropes. This pace must be way too fast for her. Charlotte complaining to the referee….AND MICKI DURAN SLAPS CHARLOTTE!
(Big crowd pop as Charlotte charges the ropes.)
Mutt: Micki Duran slips through the ropes and Charlotte follows. The Legend running around the ring and roles back inside. Charlotte follows in and Duran with a kick to the ribs. She pulls Charlotte up to her feet and nails her with a closed fist! Yes!
(Dawg Pound chanting: Champ! Champ! Champ! Champ!)
Spud: 15 minutes have gone by in the 30 minute time limit. 15 remaining. 15 minutes left.
Mutt: The Legend now with a Waistlock Take Down and now a Single Leg Pick up. An elbow to the thigh, and Charlotte is reaching for the ropes. Another elbow and the Legend is getting set. Listen to the ovation from the fans. I love it! The Legend spinning around with Charlotte’s left leg…. Bishop: ….and Charlotte kicks her into the corner!
(Fans cheering as ‘The Legend’ Micki Duran comes bouncing out of the corner.)
Mutt: Charlotte with a Single Leg Takedown, and spins the Legend around. Oh no! Charlotte picks up the other leg, AND SLINGSHOTS THE LEGEND INTO THE CORNER!
(Big Crowd pop!)
Bishop: Charlotte is clutching her midsection. Her back and middle have been really worked on. Charlotte with a kick to the midsection, and a Side Headlock. Charlotte with a head of steam and a Running Bulldog!
(Huge crowd pop as Charlotte heads over to the near corner.)
Bishop: Charlotte La Mancha climbing to the top turnbuckle. Sachie Yokoyama cheering her on from the outside. Charlotte is perched! Duran is real slow to her feet. Charlotte jumps and connects with a Headscissors for….
Mutt: …..BUT MICKI DURAN COUNTERS WITH A PILEDRIVER!!!!!! She makes the Lateral Press….1……2…….Shoulder up!
(Fans cheer as Micki Duran complains about the slow count.)
Bishop: Charlotte has been working on the head, neck and shoulders rather well tonight. Both women feeling out the other initially, and have now reverted to their natural styles.
Mutt: The Legend with a pick up and nailing away with jabs to the jaw. Hold on, The Legend takes a few steps back…..and a Thrust Kick! Right in the mouth.
Bishop: Duran grapevines the leg for the cover….1…2…shoulder up.
(Fans boo as Micki Duran applies a Half Nelson.)
Mutt: Yes, the Legend with a mat game now. Duran with a Half Nelson and leaning into it for the pin….1….2…Charlotte back up. She’s visibly frustrated. Hey, you know Bishop, it’s only a matter of time until Charlotte’s back muscles will give out from being broken down. (Laughs!) It will be impossible to kick out.
(Fans all cheering as Charlotte slides about, trying to reach the ropes.)
Bishop: Duran not happy at all. Charlotte, trying to get free with her free arm. Pushing around the mat. Duran slowly getting to her feet, and Charlotte trying to move toward the ropes. Hold on! Duran, Hammerlocking Charlotte’s free arm……And falls back for a bridging Suplex!!!!
Mutt: That’s a Tequila Sunrise Suplex….1….2….kick out!
(Fans all cheering as Charlotte La Mancha kicks out.)
Spud: 29 minutes have gone by in the 30 minute time limit. 1 minute left.
Bishop: Micki Duran calling for ‘The End’, whatever that is. Duran with a Front Face Lock flipping Charlotte over for a Neck Breaker….and Charlotte powering out of it!
(Fans cheering on Charlotte as she uses all of her might to turn back around.)
Bishop: Charlotte with a last surge of strength spinning back around to face Duran…..AND CONNECTS WITH A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!
(Fans cheering as both women fall to the mat.)
Mutt: Charlotte with a desperation move, but the tide has surely turned in this match up. Duran up first, and picks up Charlotte. She Irish whips her to the ropes, Charlotte bounces off, AND NAILS MICKI DURAN WITH A FLYING REVERSE ELBOW! RIGHT IN THE JAW!
(Fans all on their feet as Charlotte La Mancha heads for the near corner.)
Spud: 30 seconds remaining. 30 seconds!
Bishop: Charlotte has weakened that neck all night long. Duran is really stunned. Charlotte now, is up on the top turnbuckle. Duran is using the ropes to get to her feet. Duran turns around and Charlotte flies off with a High Cross Body…
Mutt: BUT DURAN DIVES OUT OF THE WAY!
(Dawg Pound chanting: Champ! Champ! Champ! Champ!)
Mutt: Charlotte quickly back up to her feet, fearing the Legends mat game, but she’s all bent out of shape. Charlotte’s midsection that’s been worked on this entire time has her all bent over.
Bishop: Duran now, runs into the near ropes, bounces off, and nails Charlotte with a Flying Belly to Belly Suplex! She cradles the leg for the cover…1…2…..3! No! The ref is waiving it off! Charlotte got the shoulder up.
Spud: 10 seconds!
Mutt: Duran with a pick up and applies a Front Face lock. Wait a minute! She flips her around. The Legend with a head of steam AND NAILS CHARLOTTE WITH THE ‘END’ DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!!!!!
Bishop: Duran cradles the leg for the pin…….1………2…….
Mutt: The Legend wins it! Incredible match. The Legend is hear in the Grand Dragon!
Bishop: Hold on, let’s wait for the official word.
Spud: Wrestling fans! The time limit has expired. This match is ruled a draw!
(Fans boo as Micki Duran slaps the mat in frustration.)
Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama has entered the ring, attending her friend. Micki Duran pointing to Charlotte, and now Andrea Chandler has entered the ring. Oh boy! This could get ugly.
(Huge Crowd pop as Daisy Butterfly comes running down the aisle!)
Mutt: What the hell is SHE doing here! She’s got no business here.
(Fans cheering as Charlotte La Mancha and Sachie Yokoyama rise up to their feet.)
Bishop: The rookies are leaving the ring. They’re shouting back at Charlotte and the other two, but this match is over. It’s a draw.
(Fans cheer as “Nutcracker Suite” blares through the speakers.)
Bishop: I must admit, that is the single greatest debut of any rookie to Grand Dragon.
Mutt: Hey! The Legend isn’t a rookie. And now, she’s hear to take over Grand Dragon. Charlotte, consider yourself lucky.
Whalen: Hope you enjoyed that one fans. Allen, Sam, back to you guys!
Mutt: As you can see Bishop, Duran is a top notch grade A wrestler.
Bishop: Well, finally we’ll get these 2 women in the ring. Daisy and Duran is a Main Event match up anywhere, ESPECIALLY for Founder’s Day Tradition.
Mutt: That’ll be great one! Hopefully it’ll go down in history as a classic.
Bishop: Fans, Keiko Mita is ready I’ve been informed. Let’s hit the ring.
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
Tiffany Chandler vs. Keiko Mita
(Fans boo as they hear ‘Another Night’ by Real McCoy.)
Spud: First, led down the aisle by the Kingpin and the GDWA World Champion Andrea Chandler….Representing the Syndicate!
(Huge chorus of boos!)
Spud: From Yale University…she stands 5 feet 6 inches, 138 pounds of ‘Brilliant’ Tiffany Chandler!
(Fans all boo as Andrea Chandler opens the ropes for Tiffany to enter. Tiffany enters the ring wearing a business blouse and skirt. She disrobes wearing a black wrestling two piece with her midriff exposed.)
Bishop: Tiffany Chandler in the ring, and I’m sure the Kyoto Crippler is ready to get her hands on her.
Mutt: Hey, you know what’s funny Bishop? If these two formed a tag team, they could be called the Ritch Bitch and the Brilliant Bitch!!!
(Fans begin to cheer as they hear the roar of Japanese Drums.)
Mutt: There’s a HUGE Asian American population in California, and you can hear it from all of these cheers!
Spud: And her opponent, from Kyoto, Japan! She is 5 feet 4 inches, 115 pounds….’the Kyoto Crippler’ Keiko Mita.
(Keiko Mita runs down the aisle wearing a one piece singlet–red on top and black on the bottom–with cut offs at the legs.)
Bishop: The Japanese Superstar entering the ring, and we have a fight!!!
Bishop: Mita charging Andrea Chandler and nails her with Karate Chop! And now Tiffany! And back to Andrea! Now a Superkick and the World’s Champ is down! Another Superkick and Tiffany is down, and this place is going wild!
(Andrea Chandler rolls out of the ring while fans cheer Keiko Mita.)
Mutt: Mita with a pick up, and another Karate Chop to Chandler’s chest! Tiffany didn’t expect an attack like this. She Irish Whips Tiffany to the ropes. Mita with a head of steam as Tiffany bounces off…
Bishop: …AND CHANDLER WITH A CLOTHESLINE! The cover!
Ref: 1……………….2………….Kick out!
Bishop: Tiffany and Keiko up to their feet, and Tiffany with hard right hands to the head, and Mita retaliating with a Karate chop.
Mutt: Tiffany with an Irish Whip, no, reversal into the ropes as Mita follows…AND KEIKO MITA WITH A LEG LARIAT TAKING TIFFANY CHANDLER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE RING FLOOR!!!!
(Fans gasp and cheer as Tiffany Chandler hits hard.)
Bishop: Oh no! Mita back up to her feet, slingshotting herself to the outside and nailing Tiffany with a Tope!
(Fans cheer as Mita pounds away with stiff punches to the head.)
Mutt: That’s a Plancha Suicide Dive, and that is reflective of that Japanese acrobatic style!
Bishop: Mita with a pick up, and nailing away with tight Karate Chops to the face of Tiffany. Now she roles Tiffany into the ring, and the ref checking for any cuts on her face…AND ANDREA CHANDLER clotheslines Keiko Mita!
(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF!WooF! WooF!WooF! WooF!WooF! WooF!)
Bishop: Andrea rolling Keiko Mita into the ring, but the damage has been done. The Kingpin holding the GDWA World Title as he hollers advice to the latest Syndicate member.
Mutt: Mita still down, as Tiffany gets to her feet. Chandler now with elbowdrops to the upperbody, and she’s hammering the strength out of the Japanese Superstar.
(A Japanese contingent rise to their feet chanting: Mita! Mita!)
Mutt: Are those losers from RSPWF?
Bishop: (Laughing) Tiffany with a pick up, and nailing away with punches. Now a Frontface lock and a Vertical Suplex……
(Fans all screaming as Keiko Mita slides Tiffany Chandler’s back!)
Bishop: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun Set Fllllllllllllllllllllllllllip!!!!!!
(Fans all cheering as the ref slides into position.)
Ref: 1……………….2………………….kick out!
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Both women back up, and a Collar and Elbow tie up. Chandler backing the smaller wrestler into the ropes, and Mita wants a break. Chandler backs away….and slaps her hand around Mita’s throat!
Mutt: She hoists her up and nails her with a Chokeslam!
Ref: 1………………….2……………….Foot on the Rope!
Mutt: Horrible ring positioning from the newcomer from the Syndicate. She’s got to learn that ring.
Bishop: Chandler stomping away on Mita, and she’s focusing on the head. Chandler with a pick up and Irish Whipping Mita to the ropes. Mita bouncing off and Chandler with a Tilt-a-Whirl….!
Mutt: No! Mita with a Flying Headscissors into a Hurricanrana!!!
(Fans all cheering as Keiko Mita picks up Tiffany Chandler.) Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Mutt: Mita very slow and deliberate, slapping on a Cross Face…AND CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Bishop: But both women down, as Keiko Mita is holding her head. That damn attack from earlier taking its toll.
(Fans all cheering and stomping their feet as both women rise up.)
Bishop: Tiffany up first, and nails a Short Arm Clothesline…no! Mita ducking under, holding onto the arm for an Armdrag Superkick combination! Oh my!!!
(Fans all cheering.)
Mutt: Mita doesn’t claim to be a fan favorite, but she just may wish to reconsider.
Bishop: Mita with legdrops to the upperbody of Chandler. Trying to wear down this powerful monster. They’ve got but 5 minutes left. Mita with a pick up, and Chandler with a Superkick…no!
(Fans all cheering as Keiko Mita catches her foot.)
Bishop: She leg trips Chandler’s free leg and slaps on a Double Leg pick up trying to grapevine the legs!!! Can she flip her over now?!!!?
(Fans boo as Tiffany Chandler crawls into the ropes.)
Mutt: Chandler too strong! She just walked on her hands basically to get into the ropes. Mita to small, not strong enough to hold her down.
Bishop: Mita with a pick up and nailing away with tight Karate Thrusts to the head of Chandler. Chandler backing into the corner, and now an Irish Whip into the far corner. Mita with a head of steam as Chandler bounces out and a Spinning Back Fist!
Ref: 1………………….2……………..kick out!
Bishop: Mita with a pick up and an Uranage Chokeslam!
Mutt: Classic Sachie Yokoyama!
Bishop: And Mita running toward the turnbuckles, backflipping off the second buckle and NAILS a Legdrop to the head!
Ref: 1…………………2………………kick out!
(Fans gasp in amazement as Tiffany Chandler kicks out!)
Bishop: Mita having her way in this one. Mita with a pick up, and a Karate Kick to the ribs, and another! And another, and now Muy Thai Kicks to the legs of Tiffany Chandler…!
(Dawg Pound cheers as Tiffany Chandler is humbled by Keiko Mita’s flashing feet.)
Mutt: She’s taken Chandler’s strength completely out of this!!! Mita with those dazzling feet, and now a Spinning Back Fist! The Kingpin up on the ring apron, and the ref is distracted…
(Fans all cheering as Keiko Mita backs into the ropes, then suddenly boo.)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler pulled down the rope!
Mutt: The Kingpin with the ref distracted as Andrea Chandler nails away on the Japanese Superstar! This is pay back from last week, and oh boy! She slaps Mita’s head between her legs……PILEDRIVER. Right on the floor!
(Fans boo as Tiffany Chandler sits in the middle of the ring getting her breath back.)
Bishop: The ref making his count, and Mita is out of it. Andrea applauding as Tiffany Chandler takes a bow.
Bishop: Keiko Mita still holding her head, and here comes Micki Duran. Duran entering the ring, and hugging the Brilliant one. Disgusting!
Mutt: Great match, and Andrea Chandler climbing the ring steps now, and hugging her cousin.
Spud: Wrestling Fans, at 13 minutes 45 seconds…Your winner via countout….’Brilliant’ Tiffany Chandler!
(Fans all booing as they hear ‘Another Night’ by Real McCoy.)
Mutt: The ref raises her hand in victory, and Tiffany Chandler taking a great bow. The Kingpin leading them from the ring, and ‘the Kyoto Crippler’ Keiko Mita has fallen at the hands of the bad gals!
(MISTER Furious Styles high fives the Kingpin on his way to the ring.)
Bishop: Something has to be done about this! The Syndicate can’t be allowed to run amok in the GDWA.
Mutt: Hey, as far as I’m concerned the Syndicate is the only force in Grand Dragon KEEPING the order in wrestling. Go ahead Styles and take it away.
(MISTER Furious Styles stands poised in the middle of the ring.)
STYLES: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy! MISTER Furious Styles back at ya with a special edition of HOUSE of STYLES. Fans, I’ve got an X-clusive interview with one of the premier tag teams in all of Grand Dragon….
(Mixture of cheers and boos as fans hear ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ by Guns and Roses!)
STYLES: Here is the ‘Powerbomb’ Angela Bassett, Terry McMillen ‘the Technician’….Please Welcome THE HYENA QUEENS!
(The HYENA QUEENS head down ringside wearing black and red robes with Hyena fur lining. Underneath they wear tank tops and tight spandex shorts. They are African American, with medium builds.
Mutt: Well hell yeah!
Bishop: The Hyena Queens are back in Grand Dragon. I wonder how Styles got them on the show?
(Fans continue to cheer and boo as Terry McMillen points out to all the fans and enters the ring. MISTER Furious Styles gives them kisses on their cheeks as Terry takes the mic.)
<‘Technician’ Terry McMillen>: Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance…in the words of that phantom wrestler from last week……Weeeeeeeee’re Back!!!
(Fans cheer as Angela Bassett crosses her arms and Terry McMillen points out to the fans.)
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy!
(Angela Bassett looks around the arena while Terry McMillen rubs the fur lining.)
Styles: You girls have been gone for an awfully long time. What’s been up with the Hyena Queens?
<‘Technician’ Terry McMillen> What have the Hyena Queens been up to? Styles, we’ve been watching the GDWA from afar, and we don’t like what we see. What kind of tag division do we have? Burning Rain and Purple Rain and the Oriental Egg Yolks and all these crazy named teams! What the hell is that?!?!?!!
<‘Powerbomb’ Angela Bassett>: You are either a queen, or you’re not a queen…And you MISTER Styles just happen to be looking at the QUEENS OF THE RING!
(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! )
Styles: Okay, now I see… (chuckles a little) Tell me this! What’s up with you gals and the MISFITS? Last we heard, you were supposed to….
<‘Technician’ Terry McMillen>: (interrupting) We were supposed to get title shots at the last pay per view if you remember…and low and behold! Them damn bureaucrats up there in Grand Dragon pulled the rug from under us. Terry McMillen and Angela Bassett are THE ONLY tag team that deserves a title shot!
(Fans bark as Angela Bassett climbs the turnbuckles and flexes for the fans!)
<‘Technician’ Terry McMillen> Then rumors started circulating about us. And guess who started those rumors? The Misfits…they talk about how we were chicken and how they drove us out of the fed. Then the Misfits, challenged us to a match at Founder’s Day Tradition with STRIKE and the Browne Girls. What the hell is that? Big lady, tell the stupid Rages what they already know.
(Fans cheer as Angela Bassett climbs down from the turnbuckles, and MISTER Furious Styles points the mic towards her.)
<‘Powerbomb’ Angela Bassett> Unfits! You want some of the HYENA QUEENS? Let’s bring it on again!!! All the fans know it. You got the belts, but we got the respect!!! (screaming) We shouldn’t have to share nothin’ with Stike or the Browne Girls. Who you trying to fool? **WE REJECT YOUR CHALLENGE!**
(Dawg Pound barks as Terry McMillen struts alongside the ropes. She grabs the microphone and points out to the fans.)
<‘Technician’ Terry McMillen>: …GDWA, take notice. Ain’t gonna be no more mistakes like that again! The Misfits think they’re gonna take the spotlight from US!? Oh HELL no! We got plans for Founder’s Day tradition!
<‘Powerbomb’ Angela Bassett> Medusa, you got some nerve to talk. You’ve ass been jobbin’ for 2 weeks now! While you’re layin’ up in the ER somewhere pissin’ into a tin can, the Suicide Blondes just might snatch the titles from those Jamaican Wonder Twins of yours!
<‘Technician’ Terry McMillen>: Suicide Blondes, one of these days we’ll face off in the ring. And because of that, we are natural born enemies…but we like you girls! You take no crap from the Age of Rage…and enemy of Medusa Rage is a friend of ours!
(Fans cheer as Terry McMillen flies into the ropes, and struts along the ropes.)
Styles: Okay gals! Now, let’s talk about this here! Medusa had a World Title match last week…
(Angela Bassett chugs down some Gatorade and sneers into the camera…)
<‘Powerbomb’ Angela Bassett> Medusa Rage? Andrea Chandler? Let’s talk about what a bitch is! Medusa walkin’ around here calling herself the ‘Queen Bitch’ or somethin’. Technician, tell ’em what a bitch is.
<‘Technician’ Terry McMillen> First, let’s talk about Andrea Chandler. ‘Dre, we got nothin’ but love for ya! After you and Micki Duran jobbed to us a few months back, we realized that you are real top notch! She calls herself a ‘Ritch Bitch’, and she’s got the gold to prove it! Is she a Rich Bitch? As long as she’s got the world title, you bet she is!
Styles: And what about Medusa Rage?
<‘Technician’ Terry McMillen> Medusa Rage and her clan are all variations of a kind of bitch! Let’s take Medusa, the ugliest man in professional wrestling….
(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF!)
<‘Technician’ Terry McMillen>: Medusa…She goes up against the greatest World’s champ the GDWA has ever seen, and she does it when she isn’t at her best. You’re not only an ugly Bitch, but you are a Stupid Bitch too!
(Fans bark as Angela Bassett snatches the mic, and points to the Dawg Pound!)
<‘Powerbomb’ Angela Bassett> The same goes for the Brownes, and the Unfit Tag champs! After we win the GDWA World tag titles, Unfits, I’m sure you’ll remember back to the day you THOUGHT you could beat the POWERBOMB and the TECHNICIAN. Ladies, the African Dawgs are here to stay.
(Fans cheer as Terry McMillen throws her head back and lets out a hearty laugh.)
Styles: Hey ya’ll, glad to see you back in the thick of things. The GDWA has been kind of hectic as of late.
<‘Technician’ Terry McMillen> Styles, we wouldn’t have it any other way. And before we take up anymore of your time…One more thing! We are in San Francisco, California! IS that right?!
<‘Technician’ Terry McMillen> (singing) Saaaaan Fraaaancisco… (contemplative) That’s the home of 2 of your favorite superstars, ain’t that right?!
(Huge crowd pop as fans chant: Daisy! Daisy! & Order! Order!)
<‘Powerbomb’ Angela Bassett>: Yeah, your girls…Officer “May or May Not” Order and Daisy “I’ll choke if I get another title shot!” Cockroach!
(Fans boo but the Dawg Pound cheers.)
<‘Technician’ Terry McMillen>: It goes like this! We see that there is one more opening for a tag match at Founder’s Day Tradition. Well, we WILL NOT be upstaged by Misfits and their convalescent Momma Rage…so! MISTER Styles, guess how we upstage Momma Rage and the Jamaican Wonder Twins?!
Styles: And how is that!?
<‘Technician’ Terry McMillen>: We challenge the so called Franchise and the so called Law and Order of this fed to a TAG TEAM MATCH UP! Let all the promoters like this gal Ellie get this thing signed!!! Daisy, Order, if you gals are the 2 best fan favorites, put your skills together.
<‘Powerbomb’ Angela Bassett>: (shouting!) Bring it if you got it!!! All the promoters and hotshots take notice. At FOUNDER’S DAY TRADITION, your gonna have to get a leash on the Dawg Pound. We’re the best thing happening today!!! And Daisy, Order, before it’s all said and done! You too will say the QUEENS OF THE RING rule the world!!!
(Mixed cheers as Terry McMillen and Angela Bassett look around the arena)
<‘Technician’ Terry McMillen> And in case you forgot, or did not know….”Take on the best and get jobbed like the rest!”
<‘Powerbomb’ Angela Bassett> (sneering) The more things change, the more they remain the same!
(Fans hoot and holler as the Hyena Queens leave the ring.)
Bishop: WoW! That is ONE HELL Of an announcement!
Mutt: Yeah, and I bet the two superhero’s can’t put aside their super-ego’s to sign the match. Can you imagine the amount of arrogance in the ring if those two tagged?
Bishop: Sam, Daisy and Order will be wrestling once more that night. I don’t know if they can accept…
Mutt: Let’s move on to the GDWA flashback! We’ve got two this week, and I don’t need to be hearing about that cowardly Daisy Cockroach and Order anyway. Go ahead Whalen!
(Mike Whalen walks around the aisle as fans slap him on the back and strain to get on camera. The camera comes into focus with Mike Whalen smiling.) Whalen: Hello fans, and welcome to another GDWA Flashback. This time we focus on Andrea Chandler the World’s Champ.
(Fans boo as the video screen in the arena flashes back to samples of her World Title defense last week.)
Whalen: The Dynasty of Andrea Chandler has been nothing but shocking. She’s mowed down competitor after competitor. And now, we head into Founder’s Day Tradition with her title defense against Dementia Praecox.
(Dawg Pound chanting: Order! Order! Order! Order!)
Whalen: Our 2nd Flashback tonight is a match taped on July 1st of last year from the US Air Arena in Washington, D.C. Andrea Chandler was still a relative newcomer in this sport, and so was Kirsten Dunst. The difference between these two? One made it in Grand Dragon and the other soon afterwards departed. Let’s take a look at the World Champ early on in her career.
Flashback: Andrea Chandler vs. Kristen Dunst
Spud: Our first contest tonight is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit.
(Fans boo as they hear ‘Cold Blood’ by Kix.)
Spud: Accompanied down the aisle by her manager the Kingpin, and ‘the Legend’ Micki Duran! Representing the Syndicate, she is 5 feet 7 inches, 142 pounds, here is…..Andrea Chandler!
(Fans boo as she saunters down the aisle arrogantly.)
Bishop: This woman, such a spectacular athlete. Just with the wrong attitude. Incredibly strong, gifted with loads of talent. She really doesn’t have to cheat.
Mutt: You’re missing the point Bishop! She cheats because she can. End of story. Let’s hear the introductions for the job…I mean the other wrestler.
(Fans cheer as they hear ‘The Show must go on’ by Queen’)
Spud: And her opponent, led down the aisle by her manager Jason Payne! From Peoria, Illinois….she is 5 feet 7 inches, 157 pounds! Making her Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance debut, here is the ‘Vindicator’ Kristen Dunst!!!
(Fans all cheering as she slaps the hands of fans and talks things over with her parents who are at ringside.)
Bishop: What a role model. She is a great talent who will be more than a handful for Andrea. Vindicator enters the ring and this one is all but underway.
Mutt: We’ll see what this Vindicator has. Andrea Chandler is wearing the black bodybuilder’s bikini with rhinestone trim. Kirsten Dunst is wearing the Silver and Green singlet. They come out of the corners now, and lock up.
Bishop: Andrea with that great strength, powering the Vindicator back into her corner and….slaps her in the face! What arrogance. The ref intervening, and Andrea Chandler backing off and flexing off.
Mutt: Ha! I love this big woman. Demonica and Ma Porter just may have a rival in the strength department. Just look at those triceps and biceps.
Bishop: Andrea and Kirsten lock up again and Kirsten slapping on a Side Headlock, now a quick go behind and a Waistlock takedown! Andrea back up and THE KIRSTEN DUNST SLAPS *HER* IN THE FACE!
(Big crowd pop!)
Mutt: Andrea Chandler back up and another lock up, but the Vindicator with an Armdrag Takedown! Chandler up once more and the Vindicator with a Karate Chop!
Bishop: The Vindicator with more Karate Chops to the chest, and Chandler is backing up. The Vindicator Kirsten Dunst now, Irish Whipping Chandler to the far side. Chandler bounces off and a Belly to Belly Suplex! Chandler back up again and an Armdrag Takedown!
Mutt: And look how smart Andrea Chandler is. Reminiscent of the World Champion Zaranna. She’s rolling out of the ring and consulting with the Kingpin. The Kingpin seems a little frustrated, but I’m sure they’ll work all of this out.
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Chandler rolling back in the ring, and the Vindicator with an immediate Armdrag Takedown into an Armbar! I think Andrea Chandler underestimated the Vindicator. It’s been all Kirsten Dunst till now.
Mutt: Chandler having about enough of the Vindicator’s non sense. She’s back up to her feet with a big right hand….
Bishop: ….and Kirsten Dunst locking the arms for a backslid….but can’t get her over!!! Andrea Chandler with great power, reversing the backslide pin combination. The Vindicator sliding down, and her shoulders are pinned!…..1……2…..kick out.
Mutt: Both women back up to the neutral position and Chandler with a Clothesline! Chandler now, with a pick up and drapes the Vindicator over her shoulder….AND A RUNNING POWERSLAM!
(Fans boo as Kirsten Dunst cringes on the mat.)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler back up, backs into the ropes, bounces off and nails the Vindicator with a Kneedrop! Now a spinning Toe Hold and the Vindicator is hurt.
Mutt: Chandler now, spinning on the leg and falling back hard on it! Man that had to hurt! The Vindicator crawling for the ropes and the ref forcing Chandler away. Chandler with a pick up and Irish Whips, no, reversal!
Bishop: Andrea Chandler sent to the far side, bounces off and gets nailed with a High Back Body Drop! Kirsten real slow reacting. Andrea Chandler already on her feet, AND KIRSTEN DUNST SNEAKING UP AND EXECUTING A BEAUTFUL SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!
(Fans all cheering as Kirsten Dunst slowly flips her over for the cover.)
Ref: 1….2…kick out!
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: Kirsten Dunst with a pick up and a Front Face Lock. She’s a lot stronger than she let on! Andrea trying to break out of it, and Kirsten with a High Knee into her face! Chandler doubles over and the Vindicator slaps on a Front Face Lock and executes a Fisherman’s Buster!!!!
(Fans all cheering!)
Mutt: The cover! 1….2…kick out. Kirsten now, with a pick up and a skin snapping Karate Chop to the chest! Andrea looks out on her feet. Kirsten Dunst now, pointing to all the fans!!!
(Fans all cheering as she Irish Whips Andrea Chandler to the far ropes.)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler bounces off the ropes and….CONNECTS WITH A TILT A WHIRL SLAM! Andrea Chandler now, quickly with a Double Leg pick up and Grapevining the legs. Oh no!
Mutt: Yes! She flips Dunst over and sinks into the Dividend Scorpion Deathlock!!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Kirsten Dunst refuses to submit.)
Bishop: The referee checking and the Vindicator shaking her head. But how long can she hold out?
Mutt: It’s been 20 seconds, and she still hasn’t quit! Andrea is 140 pounds of muscle. She’s gotta quit in front of her family, in front of her manager, in front of God himself.
Bishop: She won’t budge. 40 seconds and Chandler is nodding with a smile. She knows she’s got her. Dunst crying out in pain, and the ref doesn’t know what to do. He’s calling for the bell!
Mutt: Did she give?
Bishop: I don’t know? Let’s hear from Spud McKenzie…
Spud: Wrestling fans, at 12 minutes 43 seconds, by referee’s decision! Your winner is……Andrea Chandler!
Bishop: The ref may have saved this young woman’s career. Chandler with another win. What guts on the part of Kirsten Dunst. Jason Payne immediately charging the ring to check on his wrestler. This one is over fans.
(Fans boo as they hear ‘Cold Blood’ by Kix.)
Whalen: The Ritch Bitch was a tough bird even back then. Sam and Allen, back to you guys.
Bishop: Shades of Andrea’s greatness could be seen there. And speaking of greatness, we have a title match coming up! Staci X defends her INTERNET Title against Dementia Praecox. Now, do you think Dementia Praecox REALLY wants the belt now that she has a World Title shot?
Mutt: Hell, who wouldn’t? You don’t get title shots every day, and as we saw last week, still some bad blood between Andrea Chandler and Dementia Praecox.
Bishop: Fans, the Main Event up next. Spud McKenzie take it away….
GDWA Internet Championship: Staci X vs. Dementia Praecox
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time lime…and it is for the GDWA Internet Heavyweight Championship.
(Fans all cheering but then begin to boo as they hear ‘Insane in the Membrane’ by Cypress Hill.)
Spud: First, the challenger, accompanied down the aisle by her manager Madame Hecate…From Parts Unknown! She stands 5 feet 5 inches, 150 pounds, #1 contender to the Internet and World Heavyweight Championship…Dementia Praecox!
(Fans all boo as Madame Hecate leads the cationic Dementia Praecox down the aisle.)
Bishop: Dementia Praecox on a HELL of a roll as of late. She wins the 3 way dance against Miko Azai and Medusa Rage. She defeats Medusa Rage in a no holds barred brawl to catapult into #1 contendership! And now, she has a chance to do the unthinkable.
Mutt: Hey, Staci X has a hell of a challenge before her. She’s got to wrestle well, confidently, and with a sound game plan. Madame Hecate is a HELL of a manager. She’s prepped Praecox I’m sure. Staci has to prevent Praecox from taking her belt, and possibly taking Andrea’s to become our FIRST bi-titled champion!!!
(Praecox enters the ring wearing old, withered clothing with her hair frayed and frazzled. Hecate is wearing a long black gypsy dress. She forces Praecox into the corner to wait.)
Bishop: Let’s hear the intro’s for the champ!
Spud: And her opponent!
(Fans cheer as they hear ‘Fuel’ by Stick.)
Spud: From Fort Lauderdale, Florida! She is 5 feet 11 inches, 146 pounds, the GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE Internet Heavyweight Champion….Staciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii X.
(Staci X jogs down the aisle slapping hands with the fans. She’s wearing faded jeans and an Alice & Chains t-shirt. Her medium length blonde hairs swings about her face as the Internet title shines about her shoulder.)
Bishop: Staci X in the ring, and climbing up the turnbuckles and holding the belt above her head! She kisses the gold, and hands the belt to the referee. Staci climbing down, and this one underway.
Bishop: Collar and Elbow tie up, and neither woman with any real advantage. Staci with the height advantage, and Praecox being forced away.
Mutt: But Praecox kneeling down trying to get out of it, and Staci with a front Face lock! Staci firing off with punches to the upper back of Praecox, and Praecox with a Single Leg pick up. You go girl!
Bishop: Staci has her backed into the ropes, and the ref calling for the break…and Praecox with a Headbutt!
Mutt: Staci not known for her smarts, gettin’ suckered into that one.
Bishop: But Staci firing back with those hard punches. Praecox back into the ropes, and Staci Irish Whipping her to the ropes. Praecox bouncing off and Staci charging across the ring with a Clothesline!
Mutt: The cover?!
Ref: 1……………….2………….Kick out!
Bishop: Staci with a surprise cover. Staci with a pick up and a Bodyslam! Staci with a Scoop, no! Praecox with a hard right hand, and now a headbutt and Staci down on one knee.
Mutt: Praecox immediately on the attack scooping up Staci around her shoulders and setting her up for an Airplane Spin! And you see how backwards this matchup is. Praecox is stationary and Staci wants to run around the ring.
(Fans groan as Dementia Praecox nails her with a Fall Away Slam.)
Bishop: Praecox slapping on a Reverse Chinlock, and this is not like Praecox at all! Staci couldn’t have predicted this.
Mutt: Nor could Praecox have predicted Staci wanted to wrestle the maniac’s style.
(Fans cheering on Staci X as she struggles to her feet.)
Bishop: Staci forcing her way to her feet, and now driving elbows into the midsection of Praecox. Praecox releasing the hold, and Staci kicking away at the midsection of the challenger…and now a Dropkick!
Mutt: Staci X running into the side ropes now, and hammers the fallen Praecox with a Legdrop! And you got to figure that these two are probably the most agile big women in the sport. A dropkick from a woman teetering 150 pounds? And we haven’t even talked about Dementia Praecox’s acrobatics.
Bishop: Staci X with a Side Headlock, and Praecox getting to her feet. Staci backing into the ropes and Praecox pushing off and running after her. Staci bouncing off the ropes AND RUNS RIGHT INTO DEMENTIA PRAECOX’S FLYING REVERSE ELBOW AND BOTH WOMEN FLY OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!
(Fans all cheering as the ref slides out of the ring.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Praecox with that incredible speed able to catch up to Staci X. Praecox with a pick up, and ramming her head into the ring apron. And now Staci in a little bit of trouble as she’s dazed. The ref forcing them into the ring, and look at Dementia!
(Fans all on their feet as Dementia Praecox climbs up to the top turnbuckle.)
Mutt: Staci X turning around! And Dementia Praecox with a High Cross Body…..
Ref: 1………………….2……………….Kick out!
Mutt: Both women back up to the neutral position, and trading punches. I tell ya, Praecox should be going for more high risk maneuvers like that.
Bishop: The champion nailing away with those incredible right hands of hers. Now Irish Whips Praecox to the near ropes, Praecox back off and a Clothesline!
Bishop: Praecox back up and ANOTHER Clothesline!
(Fans cheer louder!)
Bishop: Praecox up again! And again Staci X nailing away with a nasty Clothesline! Staci X running for the side ropes, bouncing off as Praecox gets to her feet and nails a Bulldog!!!! The cover…….
Mutt: Kick out!
(Fans all cheering as Staci X picks up Dementia Praecox.)
Bishop: Staci X pounding away with right hands, and now Irish Whipping her to the ropes. Praecox firing off the ropes and nailing a Flying Headbutt! Oh WoW!
Mutt: She’s got to go back to her style. Hecate may have made this too conservative of a strategy.
(Fans all cheering as Dementia Praecox climbs up the turnbuckles.) Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Mutt: Maybe Praecox heard me! She’s up top, calling for mommy and jumps……NAILING A SENTON SPLASH! NO cover?! She’s on her feet posing and flexing off. Has she lost her mind? Don’t answer that.
Bishop: Hecate slapping the mat as Praecox ignores Staci X. Big time move by Dementia Praecox, but she’s not capitalizing. Praecox now with a pick up, and slapping on a Full Nelson. Great set up for the Lithium Lullaby Sleeper Hold.
(Fans all cheering as Staci X attempts to break out of it.)
Bishop: That Senton took all the strength out of the Heavy metal Head of the GDWA. She’s unable to break out. Hold on, Praecox losing her grip, and Staci X breaking the hold and switching around and reversing it!!!
(Fans all cheering.)
Mutt: Praecox charging toward the near corner, running up the turnbuckles…..
Bishop: ***AND STACI X TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION AND EXECUTING A DRAGON SUPLEX!!!***
(Biggest pop of the night as Staci X gets to her feet, and points out to the Dawg Pound.)
Mutt: Staci not skilled enough to hold the bridge, but damn! A Dragon Suplex from the Second Turnbuckle.
Bishop: Staci X climbing the turnbuckles, and Madame Hecate climbing up to the ring apron. They’re having some choice words as Staci stands poised facing the crowd from the top.
Mutt: Hecate better be careful, as she shouldn’t even be at ringside with her injuries. But she had to be here for THIS match up. And Staci X taking way too much time.
(Fans screaming as Dementia Praecox climbs up the turnbuckles.)
Mutt: The ref making the count, but Praecox is up top! And Praecox with a low blow has Staci impaired.
Bishop: Praecox up top now with Staci, and applying a Standing Leg Grapevine. Oh no! Praecox with a Side Headlock and a SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!!
(Dawg Pound cheering as Dementia Praecox slowly gets to her feet.)
Ref: 1………………….2……………..kick out!
Bishop: Praecox with a pick up, and a Headbutt to Staci X. Another headbutt, and Staci is stunned. Staci firing back with punches, and Praecox with an Eye Gouge!
Mutt: Staci swinging wildly, and Dementia Praecox with an Enzuigiri Kick! Staci X is down, and Dementia Praecox lying in wait, calling for mommy!!!
Bishop: Staci X up, and Dementia Praecox pouncing on her and slapping on the Lithium Lullaby!
(Fans all screaming as Staci X flails her arms around!)
Bishop: Staci wrestling the entirely wrong kind of match against Praecox. Oh my! The ref is already making the check! Ref: Raises the hand the first time…………………..and it falls!
(Fans all on their feet while Dementia Praecox violently swings Staci X’s head around!)
Ref: Raises the hand the second time………………….and it falls!
Mutt: It’s over! We’ll have ourselves a new champ!
Bishop: Staci is not about to submit her title away! Staci struggling, but the fans aren’t getting behind her.
Ref: Raises the hand a 3rd time…..it’s up! It’s up! But it falls!
Bishop: Praecox has won!?! Staci holding the belt for but a week, and now Praecox the new champion!? I got to hear the official word!
(Fans boo as they hear “Insane in the Membrane” by Cypress Hill.)
Spud: Wrestling Fans, at 13 minutes flat…Your winner via submission….and NeeeeeeeeeeeeeW INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
(Fans all booing as Madame Hecate hands Dementia Praecox the belt.)
Spud: ………..Dementia Praecox!
(Fans boo as Dementia Praecox cradles the belt in her arms and looks up into the lights for some omniscient power.)
Bishop: History has been made. The shortest title reign in GDWA history. Praecox has won her first title, and now walks into Founder’s Day Tradition as the new champion!
Mutt: I’m impressed. Staci X wasn’t about to give up that belt for anything, and Dementia Praecox at the top of her game snatching the belt away from her.
Bishop: Fans that is all from the Sat. Nit Special. In 2 weeks we find out all the answers to our yearlong questions! Good bye until then!