Bloody Mary battles Lanny Manson in the main event.
Scene opens up on a jammed packed Fleet Center in Boston, Massachusetts. There are 21,814 screaming fans in attendance. “Atomic Dog” by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as “THE DAWG POUND” and this is……..
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Bishop: Wrestling fans, this is going to be a BLOCKBUSTER card. We have begun our tour of the East coast and will wade around the Midwest as well.
Mutt: And what kind of card do we have tonight?! How about 2 Cruiserweight matches, and a match fit for a pay per view!
Bishop: The rookie ‘Jumping’ Jennifer Grier taking on ‘the Kyoto Crippler’ Keiko Mita, Sierra Browne against Western Heritage Champion Officer May Order…
Mutt: …and the one to bring house down, Bloody Mary attempting to tackle ‘Fear Factory’ Lanny Manson.
Bishop: A former Worlds champ making her debut after a 6 month hiatus. We haven’t seen Lanny in the ring since losing to Andrea Chandler in the World title tournament in October.
(Fans cheer as more fireworks go off and Spud McKenzie runs down the aisle.)
Bishop: Fans, this one is about ready to start. Spud McKenzie running down the aisle and entering the ring. Starting things off tonight will be Jennifer Grier and the Keiko Mita…
Mutt: And speaking of Jennifer Grier, she will be on the HOUSE of STYLES tonight to talk about her match with Bloody Mary.
Bishop: MISTER Furious Styles will be busy tonight. Fans, here comes Spud…
(Fans cheer as Spud stands in the center of the ring.)
Spud: Boston, Massachusetts and all fans of the Grand Dragon……ARE YOU READY!!!!!!
(Fans scream: YES!)
Spud: I said, ARE YOU READY?!?!?!?!?!
(Fans cheer louder and scream: YES!!!)
Spud: THEN…..Let’s Get Rrrrrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrrrrrumble!!!!
(Crowd EXPLODES as fireworks go off around the ring)
Sierra Browne vs. Officer Order
Spud: Our first contest is a preliminary match up in the GDWA Cruiserweight title tournament. It is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
(Fans cheer as they hear ‘Browne Girl’ blast through the pa.)
Spud: First, hailing from Port-of-Spain, Trinidad! She stands 5 feet 10 inches, 130 pounds, here is…Sierra Browne!
(Sierra slaps hands with fans as she heads down the aisle and enters the ring in red two piece singlet. Gold lights flicker as she points to the fans from the middle of the ring.)
Bishop: Sierra Browne one of the hungriest women in the Cruiserweight division. She actually DROPPED weight to enter the tournament…
Mutt: And how do you think her tag partner INDIGO feels about that? Hell that will affect the Browne Girls tag team tremendously. Sierra is either ambitious or *incredibly* selfish.
(MAJOR crowd pop as fans hear “Bad Boys” by Inner Circle blast through the pa!)
Spud: And her opponent!
(Chants of: ORDER! ORDER! Ring through the arena as Officer Order steps upon the scene.)
Spud: Accompanied down ringside by her manager Martial Law. Hailing from San Francisco, California! She is 5 feet tall, weighing 120 pounds. Here is your Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance WESTERN HERITAGE CHAMPION….Officer May Order!
(Fans pop big time as Martial Law leads her down the aisle. Martial Law tosses ‘Double O’ t-shirts out to ringside fans as Officer Order slaps hands with ringside fans. The WESTERN HERITAGE title shines around her waist!)
Bishop: Sierra Browne must be feeling a little miffed at the moment. Double O the obvious favorite of the fans as they cheer her on. And we all know how much Sierra Browne loves attention…
Mutt: Yeah, Sierra loves the fans but she needs to kick that love to the curb. In order to advance in the tournament, she’ll have to wrestle. Not appease these morons.
(Fans continue their cheers as Officer Order climbs the ringsteps. She enters the ring wearing black pants and a dark blue police uniform with a gold badge over her heart.)
Bishop: This is our opening contest fans, and it is a BIG TIME match up. Double O a huge favorite in this tournament…
Mutt: And I must confess, even I want to see if she and Daisy Butterfly can meet each other in the finals! That is worth TWICE the price of the ticket.
(Fans chanting: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! As Double O unstraps the Western Heritage title and hands it to Martial Law.)
Bishop: The ref has gone over the rules with both combatants, let’s hook ’em up!
Mutt: Oh quit the cliché’s already!!
Bishop: Officer Order offering her hand for a shake…and Sierra Browne shakes it!
Bishop: Double O exploding into Browne with Karate Chops, and Sierra tying up with a Collar and Elbow. Browne immediately backing into the ropes and throwing Order to the far side!
(Fans cheer as Sierra Browne sprints across the ring.)
Mutt: Double O is a quick little sh*t. She bounces off the ropes and Sierra with a forward role as Order hurtles over her and runs to the far side….!
(Fans cheer as Sierra Browne runs to the far ropes.)
Bishop: Both women criss cross the ring and Browne with a Diving Clothesline….but Double O dropping down away from it and COUNTERING with a Hip Toss!
(Big Time pop!)
Bishop: Both women back up and Browne with European Uppercuts! Double O firing back with Karate chops, and Browne with another tie up, and Order with a Drop Toe hold.
Mutt: Both women back up and Browne with a Dropkick!
Bishop: Order up again and Browne with ANOTHER Dropkick!
(Fans cheer more!!)
Bishop: Order up a third time and Sierra Browne with a quick sprinting forward roll and an Axe Kick….
Mutt: …BUT OFFICER ORDER HOOKING THE LEG IN MIDAIR AND *NAILING* A NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!!!
(Major Crowd pop as Officer Order cradles the leg.)
Ref: ……………………………………………..1 …………………………………………………..2 …………………………………………………..3!
(Fans scream as Sierra Browne weakly kicks out and the count is waved off.)
Mutt: Browne has taken a lot of chances in this match, and any time you take a veteran you open yourself up to DEVASTATING moments like that one!
Bishop: Double O now with a pickup and a Karate kick to the midsection. Sierra doubling over as Double O opens her up…KARATE CHOPPING HER DOWN TO THE MAT!
(Fans cheer as Officer Order runs for the side ropes.)
Mutt: Browne up to her feet and Double O coming off the ropes with a *FLYING* Leg Lariat!! Sierra is down!
Bishop: Browne back up to her feet and Order with a Leg Sweep. Browne up again and Order with a Mule Kick! And now Order backing off as Sierra Browne gets up….
Mutt: and topples back down in a complete daze. She’s crawling into the ropes. VERY smart. The ref keeping Order at bay as Sierra gets her bearings on the ring apron.
Bishop: Browne back in the ring and Double O waiting patiently. Order jerking, taunting Browne as Browne is cautious with the tie up.
Mutt: Double O is confident, and Browne is rattled. And she should be, because Order can win this match with a quick roll up quicker than you can say 1..2…3.
(Fans chant: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER!)
Bishop: Browne nodding her head almost as if she knows what to do. Both women encircling one another and Browne ties up. Browne using that weight advantage and forcing Double O into the near corner.
Mutt: The ref wants a break…and Sierra Browne with a hard right hand! Order is stunned as Browne nails away with European Uppercuts! The little 5 foot champion is getting hammered, and the ref forcing Sierra Browne away. Good girl Sierra!
(A couple boos as the referee chastises Sierra Browne.)
Bishop: Sierra back in there, and Order with a VISCIOUS Karate Chop!
(Fans pop as Sierra Browne stumbles backward.)
Mutt: …but Sierra Browne flying into the corner with Reverse Elbow…
Bishop: But Officer Order diving out of the way and hooking the leg!
Ref: 1……………….2………….kick out!
Bishop: Both women back up to their feet and Sierra Browne with a HEADSNAPPING Dropkick sending Order back into the ropes. Browne with a handful of hair, and running Order into the near corner…
Mutt: and nails away with turnbuckle headsmashes! Great.
(Mixed cheers as Officer Order is stunned in the corner.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Brown with another European Uppercut, and hoisting up Order on the top turnbuckle. Browne climbing up top, and slapping on a frontface lock…SUPERPLEX!!!
(Big Crowd pop as Sierra Browne rolls through it and cradles the leg.)
Ref: 1……………………..2……………………kick out!
Bishop: Browne with another pickup, and more European Uppercuts. Browne now, with an Irish Whip to the far ropes as she sprints after her…!
Mutt: And Double O bouncing off…but holding onto the ropes and Sierra Browne runs RIGHT INTO a Frontkick!
(Fans all cheering as Officer Order stumbles over to the fallen Browne.)
Bishop: Order with a Frontface lock and hoist her up…..
(Fans all cheering as Officer Order walks around with her.)
Ref: 1……………………..2………………….kick out!
(Fans all cheering as both women are slow to their feet.)
Mutt: WE can see Medusa’s influence all over Sierra Browne. That look that she had earlier in the match was that Rage training. Win, win, win at all costs. She’s getting rough now, and Double O didn’t account for this at all!
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: Both women back up and Sierra Browne running for the far ropes. Order dropping down to the mat as Browne bounces off the ropes and IMMEDIATELY hops over.
Mutt: Order running into the near ropes and bouncing off as Sierra Browne sprints into the middle of the ring…and Order with a High back body Drop!
(Fans all cheering as Sierra Browne lands on her and runs towards the near ropes.)
Bishop: AND SIERRA BROWNE SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE ROPES….BULLDOG!
(Fans all cheering as Sierra Browne heads for the near corner.)
Bishop: Martial Law slapping the mat! Order dazed, slow to her feet as Sierra Browne perches herself up top. She jumps….
Mutt: AND OFFICER ORDER *SLAPPING* HER IN THE MOUTH WITH A SPINWHELL KICK!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Sierra Browne gets the shoulder up.)
Bishop: Order with a pickup, and Karate Chops to the chest of Browne. Order now, with an Axe kick to the shoulder, and Browne crumbles to the mat.
Mutt: Order backing into the near ropes and coming off with a Fistdrop to the heat! Oh yeah, Browne got her dander up.
Bishop: Order with a pickup and Irish Whipping Sierra to the far ropes as she sprints after her. Browne bouncing off and Order with a Flying Reverse Elbow…
Mutt: Sending BOTH women up & over the top rope to the outside……
(Crowd pops as Sierra Browne holds onto the middle rope on the way down, and backflips into the ring.)
Spud: 14 minutes have elapsed in the 15 minute time limit. 1 minute remaining.
Mutt: Sierra Browne skinned the cat just as she flew over the top. Browne catapulting herself onto the top ring rope, and…
Bishop: *HITS* a SPRINGBOARD PLANCHA DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE!…Order is down, and Browne with a pickup….ORDER WITH A KARATE CHOP!
Mutt: Order walking off that Plancha, over near the ring post and..
Bishop: AND SIERRA BROWNE SUPERKICKING HER INTO THE RINGPOST!
(Fans all screaming!!)
Bishop: Sierra Browne climbing the ring apron, and Double O is unconscious on the floor…
Mutt: There’s the bell!
Bishop: Sierra Browne in the ring, but I’m not sure what the ruling is. Order is down! Sierra Browne with a savage shot.
Mutt: Martial Law running over to Double O, and checking on her. And that girl is in dream land.
Bishop: My God! Order braced herself against the ring post for just a moment…
Mutt: and Sierra Browne SUPERKICKING her head. And it bounced off the steel like it was a rubber ball.
Bishop: Let’s hear the ruling.
Spud: Wrestling Fans, at 14 minutes 29 seconds! Your winner via countout, and ADVANCING in the Cruiserweight tournament….Sierra Browne!
(Fans with mixed cheering as they hear ‘Browne Girl’ blast through the pa.)
Mutt: The ref is calling for a stretcher, and Sierra Browne leaving ringside. GREAT shift in strategy. Order is supposed to be one of the best scouters in the business, but was taken totally off her game by this…!!!
Bishop: viciousness! I don’t like it. The paramedics are down here as Martial Law escorts Order up the aisle. She’s knocked out. That stretcher better take her to a hospital and check for a concussion.
Mutt: Sierra Browne with the BIG win tonight. A huge upset in the tournament brackets. She faces Lady Tiger in 2 weeks to see who goes on to the finals.
Bishop: Tiger better be careful. This Browne Girl is serious about becoming a singles champion. Medusa Rage has been a heavy influence in this match without even coming out ringside. (Sighing)
Mutt: Hold on! What do the rules say? If you defeat a champion in a non-title match up, you automatically are eligible for that NEXT title shot!
Bishop: Are you saying Sierra Browne just earned herself a shot at Officer Order’s Western Heritage title with that tainted win…
Mutt: It wasn’t tainted!
Bishop: Are you sure those are the rules! This was part of a Cruiserweight tournament match up….
Mutt: Read the fine print, BISHOP! Anyway fans, let’s move on to our House of Styles tonight with MISTER Furious Styles.
(Fans cheer as MISTER Furious Styles heads down the aisle.)
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy! Boston in the HOUSE!!!!
(Dawg Pound barks and the rest of the fans cheer!)
Styles: Hold up, hold up! Before we get into the show…tell me one thing. Aight?! Just *WHO* is the premier broadcaster in Grand Dragon?!!?!?!?!?!?!??
(Dawg Pound barks as MISTER Furious Styles profiles around the ring.)
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy!!!!
(Fans cheer as MISTER Furious Styles struts around the ring.)
House of Styles: Jennifer Grier
Styles: Since Organize Crime had some matters to tend to this week, we gonna have to tend to them later. Now, our next guest is the newcomer to the GDWA. She got a very warm welcome from Bloody Mary a few nights back on the Tuesday Night Catfight. Welcome to the House of Styles….’Jumping’ Jennifer Grier!
[“Jumping” Jennifer Grier walks in with her manager, “Big” Rob Tucker. Tucker parts the ropes for her as Jennifer enters the ring.]
Styles: Sooooooooooo! How do you feel about GDWA’s Bloody Mary? Any comments?
Grier: Yeah, I got my ass kicked. Yeah, I wasn’t prepared like I should have. I have heard it all. And you know what? I’m not running. I’m jumping right back in. I may be the rookie, but I’m not walking away.
Tucker: And Jenny here is going to get a mark in the W column soon. Just you watch. She’s been training harder than I’ve ever seen lately. Bloody Mary taught her a strong lesson. Don’t screw around. Mary, the only good thing that came out of Tuesday Night was that lesson.
Styles: So you think that you are ready for the rematch with her?
Grier: I don’t know. She was pretty big. I’m going into the match with Kyoto tonight, so let’s see what happens. I plan on different results this time. I’ve been cleaning up my skills, and look forward to letting the rest of the GDWA know that I’m not a pushover. Styles: What about Kyoto? Do you have any words for her?
Tucker: Her actions tonight will talk for her. She’s tired of talking for now. Until then, everyone better realize that she’s NOT the joke everyone thinks she is.
[Rob Tucker helps Jenny out of the ring, and the two walk off stage] Styles: How’s that head feeling? You took quite a beating from the big lady! (Laughing) We’ll see if this newbie can hang in Grand Dragon. Nobody remembers the name Big Bad Bertha anymore. You know why? Because of *BIG* Ma Porter! Fans, let’s get back to the action.
Bishop: Fans, the match between Burning Rain and the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance Tag Champions the MISFITS is postponed till Saturday Night. But this team has been UNBEATABLE in the GDWA. They’ve since branched out…
Mutt: What?! They broke contract with the GDWA?! They’re gone!
Bishop: NO! They have branched out to other promotions, dominating them in like manner. What we have for our audience now is a match the MISFITS fought for the LEWA Tag belts.
Monday, March 10th 1997
TWNN vs. The Misfits
(Scene: The L.A. Sports Arena is filled to capacity. Tens of thousands of people are standing on their feet and screaming in jubilation. No one’s seen this much excitement at the arena since the L.A. Clippers took on the Cleveland Cavs in a truly thrilling battle of the titans)
Rip: WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE BRINK OF HAPPINESS!!!
Todd: Tonight should be great and I hope you guys are all ready for some incredible action, ‘cos we’ve got it for you! Makuma vs. Jewel….Pizzazz vs. Lady Die….the Misfits vs. TWNN and a lot of other neat stuff! So without further ado………LET’S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLE!!!
Chad: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN this match is scheduled for ONE fall, and is for the LEWA’s tag team titles of the WWWWWWORLD! Making their way DOWN the aisle, they are your tag team champions, TWNN GRACE AND ASARI!!!
Todd: As always we can be fairly certain this’ll be a great match. Grace and Asari are incredible champions, and they’ve really brought a whole new dimension to this sport. The Misfits on the other hand…..well, they ARE the future of this great sport. They’ve done a LOT in the LEWA in a very VERY short time. I’m excited and I have every right to be.
Rip: And so am I, tag team wrestling is the foundation on which this sport lies and I’ve got to say today we’re going to see some of the very best! Let’s get back to Chad to call out their challengers!
Chad: And their opponents making their way down the aisle they are one of the hottest forces in tag team wrestling today….the MISFITS!!!
Todd: The misfits are in the ring and we’re off in a hurry! Throwing a wicked double dropkick on Asari, and they’ve got Grace in the center of the ring! Whipping her into the ropes…Dalbello drops to her knee punching Grace right in the gut. Godiva’s got Grace in the air, and she POWERBOMBS her to the mat! Going for the cover it’s
3……………….NO!!! Asari’s in for the save!
Todd: Dalbello’s on top of Asari now, and tossing her over the top she’s making her way back to her corner. The official’s rung the bell and it looks like we might actually get a match going.
Rip: Godiva’s got Grace by the hair, and pulling her up to her feet she whips her into the ropes. Leaping into the air with a devastating dropkick she nearly decapitated Grace. Going for the cover, the official’s in position and it’s
3………………………NO!!! KICKOUT BY GRACE!!!
Todd: Godiva has Grace by the hair, and pulling her up to her feet she drags her to the corner and makes a tag. Dalbello’s in the ring and immediately taking charge of the match! Whipping Grace into the ropes and catching her in the center of the ring with a nicely executed spinning leg lariat!
Rip: That was beautiful, and Dalbello’s going for the cover! The official’s in position and it’s
3……………………………………….NO!!!! Asari came off the top rope with a legdrop to make the save!
Todd: A BEAUTIFUL move by Asari….too bad it was illegal! The official’s pushing Asari out of the ring, and that’s given Dalbello and Godiva a chance to double team Grace. That’s why you’ve got to obey the rules boys and girls….no matter how much your partner seems to be suffering you’re usually hurting him or her more by trying to get yourself involved.
Rip: The Misfits have Grace up and they’re whipping her into the ropes….A double clothesline and…NO!!! Grace DUCKED! Grace is coming off the ropes, and she just LEVELED the Misfits with a double clothesline of her own. WHAT A MOVE!!! Now if she can only make a tag TWNN might be in pretty good shape.
Todd: That’s a little easier said than done though, Grace HAS been pounded on for quite a while. It’ll take a big effort on her part to make the tag.
Rip: Well, she’s certainly trying….clawing her way over towards the ropes, and now using them to pull herself to the corner….SHE’S MADE THE TAG!!!
Todd: And Chapp’s in the ring! Grabbing Dalbello by the hair in one hand and Godiva in the other she rams their heads together and you KNOW that has got to hurt! Body slamming Dalbello and shoving Godiva to the outside she’s coming off the ropes with a beautiful elbowdrop! Going for a quick cover and it’s
2……………………..Kickout! Godiva’s still got a lot of fight left…
Rip: A kip up by Asari, and running into the corner she’s climbing to the top rope, signaling to the crowd and…..NO!!! OH MY GOSH! Dalbello grabbed Chapp’s ankle and tripped her up forcing her to fall down HARD to the mat.
Todd: Godiva’s moving, and rolling on top of Asari she hooks her leg for the cover! The official’s in position and it’s
3……………..NO! KICKOUT BY ASARI!!!
Rip: Godiva looks a little frustrated, but she’s up and running again. Coming off the ropes and leaping into the air with a nice cannonba…NO! Asari moved!!! Godiva landed on her back and she’s definitely stunned! Now it’s up to Chapp to make the tag….
Todd: And that might be a bit of a task for her….Chapp’s up to her knees, and crawling her way to the ropes but Godiva’s already up and making her way to the corner. Pulling herself towards Grace…..she’s almost there…..
Rip: And Godiva’s made the tag.
Todd: lunging forward…..AND YES!!! We’ve got a tag! Leaping up to the top rope Grace just NAILED Dalbello in the center of the ring with a well-executed dropkick. Pulling Dalbello up in the air and catching her in the center of the ring with powerbomb of sorts Grace is signaling to the crowd…racing over to the corner and leaping to the top turnbuckle she’s off with a HIGH shooting star press! Crashing down onto Dalbello and grabbing her leg for the pin it’s
Chad: Ladies and gentlemen your winners and STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD…TWNN!!!!
(Dalbello and Godiva sit in their locker room after the PPV match. Dalbello has ice bags around her knees. Godiva has ice on her knuckles. Neither looks very pleased.)
Dalbello: You know what? And it galls me to admit it, but tonight, Grace, Asari, you were the better team. You were the ones who pulled victory out of the hat. And in my 16 year career I’ve never lost 3 times consecutively to anybody. That means you’re special. That means you’re tougher than I expected. Hell that means you’re good. And you know what else that means? That means we’re coming after you harder than ever now. You’re going to see the Misfits in your face so often you’re gonna get ill.
Godiva: You’re probably ruddy well thinkin’ that we’re just gonna roll over and play dead, don’ ya? Well, that ain’t ‘appenin’ with the Misfits, duck. That I promise you. You realize they called us the team of the future. Well, if you think we’re content to wait while the future crawls its merry way ‘ere, you’re daft is wot you are. So, Team with no name, enjoy your time in ‘istory. And enjoy the laughs while you can, because I promise you, sometime soon we’re gonna ‘urt you but good. And when we take away those belts and knock you down for the one two three. Then we’re gonna pick you up and do it all again and again and again! Ooh la, the Misfits are it! ———————————————————————
Bishop: WoW! The MISFITS truly on fire!
Mutt: They didn’t take the belts in that fed, but it’s only a matter of time before they conquer that LEWA as well. If they can do it in the big leagues of Grand Dragon…nothing will stop them in the LEWA.
Bishop: Fans, we’ve got another Cruiserweight match up this week. Let’s go to Spud.
Jennifer Grier vs. Keiko Mita
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is set for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. It is our 2nd preliminary match in the Cruiserweight Championship tournament.
(Fans cheer as they hear ‘Jump’ by Van Halen.)
Spud: Led down the aisle by her manager ‘Big’ Rob Tucker…Hailing from Geneseo Illinois! She stands 5 feet 7 inches, 125 pounds, here is…’Jumping’ Jennifer Grier!
(The brunette haired Jennifer Grier heads down the aisle along with her manager. She slaps hands with fans, and enters the ring in blue Daisy Dukes, and a red button down shirt, sleeveless, with the bottom tied.)
Bishop: Jennifer Grier fresh off a loss to Bloody Mary on the Tuesday Night Catfight. Interesting that she’s facing a woman who has a score to settle with Bloody Mary.
Mutt: And Jennifer actually showed me that with a little grooming she could be a GREAT high flyer. Mita will have her hands full tonight.
(Fans continue to cheer as they hear the sound of Japanese Drums thunder through the pa!)
Spud: And her opponent! Hailing from Kyoto, Japan! She is 5 feet 4 inches, 115 pounds. Here is….’the Kyoto Crippler’ Keiko Mita!
(Fans cheer as Keiko Mita heads down the aisle wearing a red and black wrestling singlet with cut offs at the bottom.)
Bishop: Mita heading down the aisle in a foul mood. The Japanese Superstar looks focused and intense!
Mutt: Yeah, and you notice how these fans are taking to her? They respect her for standing up to the Syndicate and Bloody Mary…despite being a jobber (laughs).
Bishop: Anyway, Mita in the ring and she looks to be all business to me.
Mutt: The ref has gone over the rules with both combatants, let’s hook ’em up already!
Bishop: Collar and Elbow tie up and Mita with a Side headlock takedown…and she’s holding on with a headlock down on the mat! And Mita with hard right hands to the grounded high flyer!
(Fans cheer as Jennifer Grier crawls into the ropes.)
Mutt: Both women back up and Mita with a Karate Chop….!
(Dawg Pound pops as Jennifer Grier’s chest *snaps*)
Mutt: Jennifer Grier up against the ropes, and Mita firing away Karate Chops to the chest, and now moving in, and firing away with those tight shots to the face! Mita on fire!
Bishop: Grier having problems as she is trapped up into the ropes, and the ref forcing the break!
(Fans all whistling and cheering as Keiko Mita struggles with the ref to get back at Grier.)
Mutt: Grier with GREAT ring positioning, saving her from that onslaught.
Bishop: Mita is free, and Grier backpedaling away from the little Crippler. Grier into the ropes, and tying up with Mita…and Jennifer Grier with an Irish Whip!
(Fans cheer as Mita bounces off the ropes and Grier sprints across the ring.)
Mutt: Both women meeting in the middle of the ring and Mita WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST!! Woah!
(Fans groan as Jennifer Grier is stunned and made cross-legged by the impact!)
Bishop: And now Mita with Muy Thai kicks to the legs and midsection and lower back and Jennifer Grier crumbles!! Mita sprinting to the side ropes as Grier gets up to her feet….
Mutt: and Grier dropping back down as Mita hops over her and sprints to the far side. Mita bouncing off the ropes as Grier gets to her feet…
Bishop: …and Grier with a Dropkick! Mita is down, back up to her feet and Grier with a High Knee Lift!
Mutt: Mita stumbling back into the ropes as Grier jumps up and connects with a Headscissors Takedown!!
(Fans cheer as Keiko Mita hits the mat, and slaps in frustration.)
Mutt: Grier locking in that Headscissors and she is wrestling a SMART match. I think she and her manager should be scouting a little better, but they have this facet of the game plan down pact. Counter the Freestyle wrestling and limit the chances for opportunism on the part of ‘the Kyoto Crippler’!
Bishop: The high flyer with a rather unorthodox strategy. Grier laying her weight in on Mita, and Mita twirling around, trying to find the ropes….
Mutt: …but there are none. Grier with great ring positioning. She’s got her back to the ropes, and Mita TOTALLY out of reach. (Fans cheering on as Mita slaps the mat furiously.)
Mutt: Mita totally flustered, and Grier is wearing the Martial Artist down. Mita with a hold of an ankle and twisting out of the head scissors with a Single Leg pickup….!!!!!
Bishop: …THRUST KICK To Jennifer Grier’s hamstring!
(Fans cheer as Jennifer Grier cries out in pain.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Mita with a pickup, and an Irish Whip to the far ropes. Grier bouncing off the ropes as Mita sprints to the middle of the ring….AND KEIKO MITA WITH A LEG LARIAT!
(Fans all cheer as Jennifer Grier crumbles to the mat.)
Ref: 1……………………..2……………………kick out!
Bishop: Mita with a pickup and continuing with TIGHT Karate Chops to the head. Grier is stunned, while Mita CONNECTS with a Karate Kick to the midsection!…Grier is down!
Mutt: And now Mita is going up top.
(Fans all cheering as Keiko Mita climbs the turnbuckles in the near corner.)
Bishop: Mita up high, Swan Diving off the top…and HITS the Flying Headbutt! Mita cradling the leg for the cover…..
Ref: 1……………………..2………………….kick out!
(Fans all cheering as Jennifer Grier kicks out.)
Mutt: Mita with a pickup and a Karate Chop to the chest! Grier doubling over as Mita slaps on a frontface lock…BUT GRIER WITH A BLOCK AND COUNTERING WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!
Bishop: Mita clutching her back as gets to her knees. Grier up to her feet as Mita twirls around…ENZIGURI KICK by Jennifer Grier!
(Fans all cheering as both women fall to the mat.)
Mutt: Jennifer Grier on her knees, trying to suck up the pain as Mita clutches the back of her neck….and Grier going for the near corner!
(Fans all cheering as Jennifer Grier climbs the turnbuckles.)
Bishop: Grier up top, and she jumps…..and HITS the Splash!
Mutt: The cover…..
(Fans all cheering as Keiko Mita kicks out.)
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: Grier with a pickup and she firing away with hard right hands. Mita backed into the ropes as Grier Irish Whips her to the far ropes…
Mutt: Grier sprinting across the ring as Mita bounces off …….AND *MISSING* THE DROPKICK!!!!!!!!
(Huge crowd pop as Keiko Mita gets to her feet.)
Mutt: Keiko Mita realizing she’s significantly quicker than Grier. Diving to the mat at the last minute as Grier attempts that Dropkick.
Bishop: Mita with a pickup and tossing her to the outside……
(Crowd pops as Jennifer Grier braces herself by the ropes, and climbs back up the ring stairs!)
Mutt: Jennifer Grier heading up top!
Bishop: Keiko Mita listening to the crowd, and turning around. But Jennifer Grier jumps…….AND NAILS A HIGH CROSS BODY BLOCK!
(Fans pop BIG TIME as the referee holds up 2 fingers!)
Mutt: How the hell?! Keiko Mita with GREAT reserve, getting the shoulder up. Both women fighting hard to earn their first win in Grand Dragon!
Bishop: Grier with a pickup and an Irish Whip to the far ropes. Grier in the middle of the ring as Mita bounces off….!
(Huge Crowd pop as Keiko Mita holds onto the ropes!!)
Bishop: Grier is down! She’s down on the mat!
Mutt: KEIKO MITA WITH THAT GREAT SPEED *AGAIN*!
Bishop: Mita now, sprinting across the ring toward Grier and….DIVES AT HER LEGS AND ROLLING INTO HER FOR THE MODIFIED CRADLE…
Mutt: *An Oklahoma Roll*!!!
(Fans pop big time as the referee raises Keiko Mita’s hand in victory!)
Bishop: Keiko Mita has done it!
Mutt: Her first win in Grand Dragon, and this gal fought hard against Jennifer Grier. And I must say, she may be a dumb country gal, but Grier has loads of talent!
Spud: Wrestling Fans, at 11 minutes 23 seconds! Your winner via pinfall, and ADVANCING in the Cruiserweight tournament….’The Kyoto Crippler’ Keiko Mita!
(Fans all cheering as they hear the thunder of Japanese Drums.)
Mutt: Jennifer Grier in the near corner upset, and her manager ‘Big’ Rob Tucker entering the ring attempting to comfort her…and here comes Keiko Mita!!!
Bishop: Mita grabbing her by the shoulder and spinning her around…and SHAKES her hand!
(Big crowd pop as the two women hug.)
Bishop: Mita leaving the ring to a chorus of cheers, and I must say that GRIER is a hell of a wrestler. Needs some refinement, needs to find her niche and styles in the ring, a little better flow, and we could see great things from her.
(Fans still cheering as Jennifer Grier leaves the ring.)
Mutt: Well, the little jobber should learn to cheat. That always helps. Why waste her time abiding by the….
Bishop: Fans, let’s go to Mike Whalen with a new Saturday Night Special feature, the GDWA Flashback…
(Mike Whalen walks around the rule breaker locker room wearing a blue blazer with the GDWA logo on the pocket as the camera comes into focus.)
Whalen: Hello fans, and welcome to another installment of the GDWA Flashback. The Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance has grown in popularity, so we thought it prudent to introduce you new fans, and re-introduce to old fans, some of the GDWA’s most memorable moments.
(He walks over to Dementia Praecox’s locker and peeps around.)
Whalen: You never know what this gal is up to. She’s crazy you know. (clearing his throat.) Fans, the current World Heavyweight Champion Dementia Praecox has come a long way to earn the gold. In the journals of GDWA history, she will go down as a woman who was SUPPOSED to wear gold.
(Bloody Mary is seen taping up her wrists as she glares over at Mike Whalen.)
Whalen: (Blushing) I don’t think I’m as welcome hear as I am in the fan favorite locker room…anyway, she’s ALWAYS been in Top 10 or Big 5th contention since entering Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance. But unlike Nikita Marx, Ma Porter and Daisy Butterfly, this woman is NOT an underachiever. She’s the only wrestler to have held the Internet title AND the World Title.
(Looking back at Bloody Mary, Whalen heads for the door.)
Whalen: Anyway, our Flashback tonight is a match taped on September 7th of last year from the Oakland Coliseum in Oakland, California. Dementia Praecox took on Andrea Chandler in the preliminary match up in the then World Title tournament. WE can see in this match the roots of their rivalry.
Flashback: Dementia Praecox vs. Andrea Chandler
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit. It is also a preliminary World title match up, and is the second part of our double Main Event.
(Dawg Pound Barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! as they hear ‘Brain Damage’ by Pink Floyd!)
Spud: Led down the aisle by her manager Madame Hecate! From Parts Unknown. She is 5 feet 5, 141 pounds! Here is 1/2 of Dark Asylum, Dementia Praecox!
(Hardcores cheer as the shabbily dressed Dementia Praecox looks over her shoulder nervously while walking down the aisle.)
Bishop: Dementia Praecox with her usual nutty self. I’m surprised they let her out of the Asylum for this one.
Mutt: Well, Dementia better be healed up from last Saturday, because Andrea Chandler is on a high right now. She just defeated Charlotte La Mancha at the Fall Moonsault, and now has a chance to win the World title.
Spud: ….and her opponent!
(Fans boo as they hear ‘Cold Blood’ by Kix.)
Spud: Led down the aisle by ‘the Legend’ Micki Duran….
Spud: Representing the Syndicate! Making her Fall Residence in Puerto Rico! She is 5 feet 7 inches, 142 pounds, here is Andrea Chandler!
(Fans boo as she heads down the aisle wearing a black body builder’s posing bikini. A coffin follows behind her, as Micki Duran pushes it down the aisle.)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler nearing the ring…….!
Mutt: …..and Dementia Praecox with a Cross Body to the outside!!!!
(Huge Crowd pop!)
Bishop: Dementia Praecox pounding away on Andrea Chandler whose laying on the floor. Praecox with a pickup, and a Headbutt! Micki Duran coming over, and Praecox with a head of steam and rams Andrea’s head into the railing! And now, she’s calling on Micki Duran!
(Fans all cheering as Micki Duran backs off.)
Mutt: This could get ugly! Madame Hecate barking orders to Dementia Praecox. Hold on! Andrea Chandler…….NAILS Madame Hecate!
Bishop: The referee ordering both women to get back into the ring, or he’s calling a double DQ! Praecox is enraged! She sees Hecate on the floor! Chandler rolls into the ring, and is complaining about a bad back. Hold on! Micki Duran from behind, nailing Praecox in the back!
(Fans boo as she grabs Allen Bishop’s chair!)
Bishop: She measures Praecox, and nails her in the back! Oh no! Duran rolling Praecox through the ropes, and Chandler pounding away on Praecox! The stronger Chandler Irish Whipping Praecox to the far ropes.
Mutt: Praecox bounces off…..and Andrea Chandler nails her with a running Clothesline! Oh boy!
(Hard cores pop as Dementia Praecox hits the mat!)
Mutt: Chandler picking her up by the hair, and pulling her over to the ropes. And now she’s rubbing her eyes against the ring ropes!
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Andrea Chandler now, with a Gutwrench pickup, and a Backbreaker! She tosses Praecox onto the ropes, and walks the ref toward the far corner!
(Fans boo as Micki Duran slaps the face of Dementia Praecox!)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler now, with a pickup and a Bodyslam. Now she’s choking away on Praecox with the flat of her foot! Praecox is not 100% after the beating she took at the Fall Moonsault. She’s just not the same.
Mutt: Andrea Chandler with a pickup, and Irish Whipping Dementia to the far ropes. She bounces off and Praecox nails her with a Flying Head Butt!
(Mixed cheers as both women lay on the mat!)
Mutt: Praecox is up first! She’s choking away on Andrea Chandler. Praecox with a pickup, and bullies Andrea into the near corner. Praecox now, repeatedly bashing Chandler’s head into the top turnbuckle!
(Fans counting: 1….2….3…4…5…6….7..8…9…..10!)
Bishop: Praecox Irish Whipping Andrea Chandler to the far corner! And she hit hard! Duran screaming for Andrea to get out of the corner. Praecox with a head of steam….
Bishop: and Andrea Chandler bolts out of the corner nailing her with a Tilt a Whirl Slam…….
(Fans screaming as the ref waves off the count!)
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining!
Bishop: Praecox with the shoulder up!!! Andrea with a pickup, and Gorilla Pressing her in the air! What strength!
(Fans barking as she presses Dementia Praecox several times.)
Mutt: Andrea has her up high, and slams her down to the canvas! What strength! Andrea Chandler asking for her sunglasses, and Micki Duran tosses them into the ring. Chandler putting them on, and heading over for Praecox. Bishop: Andrea with a pickup, and a bone snapping Backbreaker!
(Fans all booing but Dawg Pound is barking: WooF! WooF! WooF!)
Mutt: Andrea Chandler with a pickup, and nails another backbreaker! She’s looking out to her buddy Micki Duran now. Andrea with a double leg pickup, grapevines the legs……and flips Praecox over for the Dividend Scorpion Deathlock!!!!
Bishop: Somebody ring the bell!
(Fans boo as they hear ‘Cold Blood’ by Kix!)
Bishop: Praecox at a disadvantage from the start. It was just so unfair!
Mutt: And look, the Kingpin popping out of the coffin, just laughing away!!!
Spud: Wrestling fans, at 12 minutes and 18 seconds, your winner via submission, and advancing in the World Title Tourney….Andrea Chandler!
Bishop: What the hell kind of match was that? Madame Hecate entering the ring, cursing the Syndicate as they leave the ring. Hopefully we can get comments from all parties on the Monday Night MVP. Fans, for all of us here at the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance, I’m Allen Bishop saying so long everybody!
Whalen: Andrea Chandler would go on to win the World Title, but I’m sure Praecox feels vindicated now that the tables have been turned. Will there be an Andrea/Dementia part 3? Fans hope you enjoyed the flashback. Allen, Sam, back to you guys!
Bishop: Thanks Mike!
Mutt: I still say that this Mike, if that is *even* his name, is REALLY Mike Whalen. Man I tell ya…
Bishop: (exasperated) Anyway fans, we have a MAJOR main even tonight. The return of former World’s Champion ‘Fear Factory’ Lanny Manson going up against Bloody Mary.
Mutt: And this has got to be the scariest moment in Bloody Mary’s career. I mean, last Tuesday she wrestles some jobber to prep for this match? Mary should have been wrestling contenders to the Western Heritage title before stepping to this…lunatic! Have you seen the changes in Lanny lately?
Bishop: I must agree, she is even wilder than before. Fans, let’s go to Spud.
Bloody Mary vs. Lanny Manson
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit…and it IS our Main Event!
(Fans begin to boo as they hear “Midnight Rider” through the pa!)
Spud: First…Hailing from Davenport, Iowa! She is 5 feet 9, 160 pounds. Here is….Bloody Mary!
(The blond haired Bloody Mary is booed as she heads down the aisle. She’s wearing a leather Black Trench coat with black boots as she swaggers toward the ring.)
Bishop: WoW! Our Main event already here. One GDWA promoter said that this was pay per view material! We’ve had a hell of a night, and tonight, we get it on between the two best fist fighters in professional wrestling.
Mutt: Yeah, we get to see tonight. Bloody Mary could REALLY use this win. I swear, the odds are so much against her. Lanny Manson the inaugural World Champ making her return after a 5 or 6 month absence from the ring. Even rookie Jenny Tyler had some words about Lanny being a has-been.
(Bloody Mary enters the ring and tosses off her trench coat. She’s wearing a red one piece spandex with elbow and knee pads with alternating color schemes of red and black.)
Bishop: Bloody Mary looks a little nervous, and rightly so. This is the biggest match of her career!
Mutt: I’m making no predictions, but I’ll guarantee that Bloody Mary will take a bruising tonight.
Bishop: I’d have to agree with that. Fans, let’s hear the intros for Lanny Manson….
Spud: And her opponent!
(Fans pop as they hear ‘Replica’ by Fear Factory blare through the pa!)
Spud: A former World’s Champion, this woman hails from the Streets and Beaches of Los Angeles! She is 5 feet 3 inches, 131 pounds…..!!!
(Fans cheer as Lanny Manson tears through the ring curtain and heads down the aisle…)
Spud: Here is….’Ffffffffffffffear Factory’ Lanny Manson!!!!!
(Lanny Manson is sporting her new look of dead black hair, mascara, lipstick and eye shadow as she heads down the aisle. She’s wearing a Metallica t-shirt with ripped, faded blue jeans.)
Mutt: What the hell is up with Lanny Manson? She looks like something out of “Return of the Living Dead”.
Bishop: I must admit, she looks a little scary….
Mutt: A little?!
(Fans continue to cheer as Lanny Manson heads up the ring steps.)
Bishop: Bloody Mary looks ready. She’s just barely holding herself back as Lanny Manson enters the ring…..
Mutt: And Bloody Mary on the attack! Ring the bell ref!
Bishop: Mary diving into Lanny Manson, and she’s trapped up in the corner. Mary nailing away with HARD right hand jabs to the head….
Mutt: But Lanny Manson firing back with Rights AND Lefts!
(Fans cheer as Lanny Manson fights her way out of the corner.)
Mutt: We’ve got a boxing match damn near! Lanny is 5 foot 3 and Mary is 5 feet 9, Lanny is giving up 6 inches in height and 30 pounds in weight!
Bishop: The ambidextrous Lanny Manson nailing away with quick left and right hand jabs, but Bloody Mary bullying her into the ropes. She’s holding onto the Fear Factory as she bullies her into the far corner!
Mutt: The ref wants a break…and Mary firing down into her with POWERFUL punches. Lanny Manson is dazed, and Bloody Mary firing in with an Uppercut! Woah!
Bishop: And another Uppercut, and Lanny is slumped in the corner!
Mutt: Lanny Manson bloody lipped already as the referee forces Bloody Mary away from the corner. And it’ll be interesting to see if the former World’s Champ has any ring rust when this match actually turns into a WRESTLING match.
Bishop: Bloody Mary back in, and Lanny Manson driving into Mary shoulder first, and slapping on a Waistlock. Lanny may be dazed, but look! Mary with her own Waistlock, hoisting up Lanny Manson for a POWER…..
(Fans cheer as Lanny Manson leg hooks the ropes.)
Bishop: Lanny holding on…and look! Lanny with body blows to Bloody Mary as Mary fires off with shots to the kidneys. But Lanny firing with striking precision.
Mutt: Bloody Mary backing away slightly….and Lanny Manson with INCREDIBLE jabs to the head.
Bishop: Manson with combination jabs to the head and body as Bloody Mary staggers back. Right cross and left hand uppercuts as Bloody Mary staggers…
Mutt: AND LANNY MANSON WITH A CRESCENT KICK!!!
(Fans pop as Bloody Mary hits the mat and Lanny Manson back peddles into the ring ropes.)
Bishop: Lanny Manson off the ropes as Bloody Mary gets to her feet……AND LANNY MANSON WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK!
(Dawg Pound erupts as Lanny Manson points down at Bloody Mary.)
Mutt: Lanny kneeling over Bloody Mary and pounding away, and we must say, Mary has got a handful.
Bishop: No attempted pinfall as Lanny Manson picks up Mary. Lanny with a Frontface lock, and pointing out to the fans. She tries to hoist up Mary….blocked! Mary with a reversal, hoisting up Lanny….FISHERMAN’S BUSTER!!!!!!
(Fans BOO as Bloody Mary lays motionless on the mat, sucking in air.)
Mutt: Mary with that Japanese background, pulling out a move from the East. But she’s dazed. Hold on, Bloody Mary rolling over Lanny and slumping on top for the cover!
Ref: 1…………………………………………kick out!
(Fans cheer as Lanny Manson starts to sit up.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 20 minute time limit. 15 remaining.
Bishop: Both women back up to the neutral position, and Lanny Manson with a boot to the midsection, and a left jab to the ear of Bloody Mary. Mary is disoriented as Lanny Irish whips her to the near ropes. Mutt: Mary flying off and Lanny with a TORNADO PUNCH!!!!
(Fans pop as Bloody Mary is floored.)
Ref: 1……………………..2……………………kick out!
Mutt: Bloody Mary has a busted nose! This is a slugfest. Lanny with a pickup, and a rake to the eyes? What the hell?
Bishop: Mary staggering back as Lanny Manson charges into her. The ref reprimanding Lanny for those hard right hands. Lanny barking back at the referee…!
Mutt: AND BLOODY MARY WITH A TORNADO PUNCH OF HER OWN!!!
(Huge crowd pop by the Dawg Pound as Lanny Manson is floored.)
Mutt: Bloody Mary’s temper is up! Look at it in her eyes…and you don’t want to piss off a 160 pound behemoth like her.
Bishop: Lanny on her knees as Bloody Mary nails away with the flat of her foot into the midsection. Lanny crawling away for the ropes, and Mary with a pickup.
Mutt: Mary with a Double Arm Underhook…Butterfly Suplex.
Bishop: And Bloody Mary now, up to her feet and snatching up Lanny by her long black hair…..BACKBREAKER!!!
(Fans all booing as Bloody Mary cradles Lanny Manson….)
(Fans all cheering as Lanny Manson kicks out.)
Mutt: Bloody Mary is wrestling on emotion. But if she knew any better, she’d notice that she’s winning the ‘wrestling’ war. She should discontinue the boxing match and….
Bishop: Mary with a pickup, and a HARD Roundhouse smash to Lanny’s jaw. Manson wobbly footed as Mary slaps on a frontface lock, hoists up Lanny Manson….
(Fans all cheering as Lanny Manson slides down Bloody Mary’s back.)
Bishop: What agility!!!
Mutt: Bloody Mary twirling around as Lanny Manson slaps on a quick Frontface lock….DDT!
(The first HUGE arena pop as all fans cheer on Lanny Manson.)
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 20 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Mutt: These fans aren’t cheering on the former champ like they did a year ago. They seem a little more reserved than usual.
Bishop: Lanny Manson going up top! And these fans are on their feet.
(Fans all cheering as Lanny Manson climbs the turnbuckles in the near corner.)
Bishop: Lanny Manson facing the crowd, and Bloody Mary is up to her feet!
(Dawg Pound cheers as Bloody Mary rushes the corner.)
Bishop: Bloody Mary climbing up the turnbuckles, and Lanny twirling around. Lanny Manson with quick jabs to the forehead of Bloody Mary, and Mary is wobbly….BUT BLOODY MARY SHOVING LANNY MANSON OFF THE TOP….
Mutt: But she’s lands on the ring apron! Bloody Mary trying to regain her balance…but Lanny Manson running down the apron and clipping Mary’s leg!!!
(Hardcores cheer as Bloody Mary falls inside the ring onto the mat.)
Bishop: OH no! Lanny Manson reaches into the ring with a hold of a leg. She drops down to the ring floor as she straddles Mary around the ring post….
Mutt: AND RAMS THAT LEFT LEG AGAINST THE POST!
(Fans cheer as Hardcores pop big time.)
Bishop: The ref with no count as he climbs through the ropes. Lanny Manson walking over to Spud McKenzie, and grabbing a chair. The ref warning her and she shoves him aside….
Mutt: AND SHE CHAIRSHOTS BLOODY MARY’S LEFT LEG!!!
(Fans cheer as Bloody Mary clutches her left knee.)
Bishop: Lanny Manson…
Mutt: Where’s the disqualification?
Bishop: Lanny Manson…
Mutt: Where’s the disqualification!?!?!?!
Bishop: The ref snatches away the chair as Lanny grabs Mary’s leg and tugs her to the outside. Lanny with HARD left hand jabs, now rights, now lefts again! Lanny Manson with Fists of Fury as Bloody Mary is humbled on the outside….
Mutt: AND Lanny Manson with *another* Tornado Punch! Bloody Mary is down, and Lanny Manson with a pickup, standing leg grapevine and leg hooks Mary’s head for the ‘TRASH ZONE’ OCTPUS HOLD!!!!
Bishop: It would be over if Lanny were in the ring. Mary screaming her head off, but Lanny is on the outside. She can’t win like this!
(Fans boo as Lanny Manson shoves the referee away.)
Mutt: Where is the 10 count?! This thing should be over.
Bishop: The ref pulling Lanny away and forcing the break, and Mary clutching her back. Lanny being forced into the ring, and now she’s running for the far ropes.
(Fans cheer as the ‘Kyoto Crippler’ Keiko Mita heads down to ringside.)
Mutt: The ref heading over to Keiko Mita, and threatening a suspension or fine.
Bishop: Meanwhile, Mary on her feet as Lanny Manson sprints across the ring and flies to the outside…….!!!
(Huge crowd pop as Bloody Mary catches her in the air.)
Bishop: OH MY GOD! Bloody Mary has her up high in a Military Press like hold…oh no! She’s shifting her arms and clutches Lanny around her throat…
(Fans all screaming as Bloody Mary stumbles over to the Spanish announcer’s table….)
Bishop: My God……..Bloody Mary with A CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!! Right through the table!
(Incredible pop from the Hardcores as Lanny Manson crashes through the table!!!)
Bishop: Oh my God!
(Fans groan and cheer as Bloody Mary staggers away, leaning up against the ring apron.)
Bishop: Lanny Manson going for a high risk maneuver…and oh no!
Mutt: There’s that ring rust. Lanny wasting too much time, Lanny slapping on her finisher on the outside, and Lanny brawling perhaps too wildly to remain focused.
Bishop: The ref has got Keiko Mita away from the action, but I don’t think she came down to interfere. Nevertheless, it has given Bloody Mary a new life.
Spud: 15 minutes have passed in the 20 minute time limit. 5 left.
Mutt: Mary with a pickup, and RAMS Lanny Manson’s head into the guard railing! Woah! She’s busted open! Mary with a chair, and the ref finally seeing the action and running over.
Bishop: Bloody Mary is incensed. She’s got Lanny Manson, snatching up a handful of tights, and with a head of steam slides her into the ring!
Mutt: Bloody Mary’s face is a hodge podge of bruises and rage. She climbs the ring stairs gingerly, as that left knee is still bothering her.
Bishop: Lanny bleeding, down on the mat as Mary enters the ring. Mary with a pickup, and Lanny with a low blow?
(Fans boo and cheer as Bloody Mary doubles over….)
Bishop: Lanny Manson slapping Mary’s head between her legs. Lanny double underhooking the arms….and nails a Pedigree!
(Mixed cheers as Lanny Manson gets to her feet, and clutches her back.)
Bishop: AND LANNY MANSON *DOES NOT* GO FOR THE LATERAL PRESS.
Mutt: She’s been out of action far too long! Anyway, Lanny’s mobility will surely be cut short with that bad back. Lanny with a pickup, and Mary firing away with shots to the midsection. The punching has been the great equalizer in this one….
Bishop: Lanny backing away, and Mary moving in on Lanny. Lanny in the corner as the ref calls for a break…AND LANNY MANSON WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND JAB!
Mutt: MARY IS BUSTED OPEN!
(Fans cheer as Bloody Mary stumbles away.)
Bishop: Bloody Mary is staggered as Lanny Manson charges her…and Bloody Mary *nails* her with a Clothesline!!!!
(Fans groan as Lanny Manson crumbles to the mat.)
Mutt: Lanny is down! Lanny Manson ran right into that behemoth’s Clothesline! Bloody Mary just so strong….!
Bishop: Bloody Mary now, slapping Lanny around the throat. Oh no! She hoists Lanny Manson up from the mat…….CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!
(Dawg Pound erupts as Bloody Mary kneels over Lanny Manson.)
Bishop: Mary rearing her palm back…and SLAPS Lanny Manson IN THE HEAD APPPLYING THE CLAW!
(Fans all screaming as Lanny Manson cries out in pain.)
Mutt: Lanny Manson with that laceration, screaming her head off! Lanny Manson screaming her head off as Bloody Mary bears down into her with all of her force and weight.
Bishop: Lanny Manson flailing her legs around in a near panic. She’s reaching out, calling on the fans!
Mutt: She’s calling on the fans!
Mutt: What happened?! I heard a bell.
Bishop: I don’t know! Lanny Manson with blood all over the mat as blood trickles down Mary’s face. And look, Keiko Mita is marching over here…
(Fans all cheering as ‘Kyoto Crippler’ Keiko Mita heads over to the announcing table wearing jeans and a tank top.)
Mutt: Bloody Mary, was she disqualified? What…..?
Spud: Wrestling Fans, at 18 minutes 47 seconds! Your winner via submission….Bloody Mary!
(Most fans boo, but the Dawg Pound is cheering as they hear ‘Midnight Rider’ by the Allman Brothers.)
Bishop: I can’t believe it! Bloody Mary has defeated ‘Fear Factory’ Lanny Manson!!! That’s a MAJOR UPSET!
Mutt: I can’t wait to hear what they’ll have to say about *this* on the MVP.
(Fans boo but the Dawg Pound gives a standing ovation as the referee raises Bloody Mary’s hand in victory.)
Bishop: Bloody Mary stumbling over to the near ropes, and pointing out to the fans in the Dawg Pound!
Mutt: Bloody Mary just may have made a name for herself in this sport. She was the last woman to defeat the legendary ‘Dangerous Queen’ Sachie Yokoyama, and now she has forced the legendary ‘Fear Factory’ Lanny Manson to submit to the Claw.
Bishop: My lord! Bloody Mary limping away as Lanny Manson gets to her knees. That Clothesline/Chokeslam combination took everything out of the former champ.
Mutt: That ring rust! I told ya, it was Lanny’s pure clumsiness that did her in. Bloody Mary with the opportunity to make history…and did that!
Bishop: Daisy Butterfly from my understanding is the ONLY other woman to ever make Lanny submit. And…Hold on! Keiko Mita with us folks. Keiko, what’s up? What did you….?
(Keiko Mita grabs a microphone from Allen Bishop, and points a finger at a camera man.)
Keiko: You! Focus in right here! Bloody Mary…..
(Bloody Mary looks over at the broadcast table as the voice is aired over the pa.)
Keiko: ….how DARE you start questioning my honor? How dare you start questioning my motivations? We both know I was there after that b—h Tiffany Chandler. And don’t think for a second I’m done with you, Tiffany. But first things first! Bloody Mary, you don’t point your finger at the Kyoto Crippler, smear my name, and then tell me to back off. You just asked for a whole new world of pain and I’m going to give it to you! You think that knee was bad? You just WAIT. I challenge you, no rules, no DQ, no time limit, falls count anywhere match! **Either fight me or shut the hell up!**
(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF!)
Bishop: Oh my!
[Keiko stares at Bloody Mary for a minute, red in the face, taking deep breathes then throws down the microphone and stalks off.]
Mutt: Bloody Mary daring Keiko Mita to get into the ring. Mita is leaving ringside, and hold on! Lanny Manson has rolled out of the ring for a chair!
(Fans scream as she re-enters the ring.)
Bishop: The bloodied Lanny Manson sauntering up behind Bloody Mary whose eyes are on Keiko Mita. Bloody Mary is flexing, daring Keiko Mita into the ring and…AND LANNY MANSON WITH A CHAIRSHOT!
(Mixed cheers as Bloody Mary falls to the mat, and the referee forces Lanny Manson away.)
Mutt: Has she lost her mind!? Bloody Mary clutching her back as she rolls out of the ring. My goodness, what has come over Lanny Manson?
Bishop: Fans, that is it for the Saturday Night Special. For all of us here at Grand Dragon, see ya next week….