Staci X battles Andrea Chandler in the main event.
Scene opens up on a jammed packed Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas. There are 37,603 screaming fans in attendance. "Atomic Dog" by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as "THE DAWG POUND" and this is........
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Bishop: Wrestling fans, Happy New Year!!! And welcome to our first Saturday Nite Special in 1997. Hi, I'm Allen Bishop along with my broadcast parter Samuel Mutt who will be doing the color commentating....
Mutt: When the hell did I become a Samuel?!
Bishop: (Ahem!) Anyway, it's good to be back wrestling again, would you say Sam?
Mutt: Definitely! Hey, we're at the sight of Dawg Pound Nights. THis was an explosive place for the GDWA, and I'm sure it'll be explosive again.
Bishop: Fans, we've got some serious talent on tonights card. How about Staci X going up against the WORLD CHAMP Andrea Chandler in a non title bout?
Mutt: And if she wins the match, she gets an AUTOMATIC title shot!
Bishop: How about 'Wildchild' Wendy Marshall as she takes on Sierra Browne?
Mutt: Battle of the high flyers, though Wendy Marshall has proven she can brawl with the best of them...fan favorites get on my nerves though.
Bishop: And if that isn't enough for you, how about 'the Dangerous Queen' Sachie Yokoyama as she takes on newcomer Bloody Mary?
Mutt: Tell me I'm dreaming? Sachie is really becoming one of my favorites after her actions at Dawg Pound Nights. And Bloody Mary brought the house down right here in the Alamodome when she CHOKESLAMMED that pathetic Wildchild. Now THAT will be a great match.
(Fans cheer as more fireworks go off and Spud Mckenzie runs down the aisle.)
Bishop: Fans, this one is about ready to start. Spud Mckenzie running down the aisle and entering the ring. starting things off tonight will be Marshall and Browne...
Mutt: And speaking of Browne, isn't Medusa Rage on the HOUSE of STYLES this week?
Bishop: She most definitely is. I'm sure she'll have lots to say after DAWG POUND NIGHTS!
(Fans cheer as Spud stands in the center of the ring.)
Spud: To all of our fans in San Antonio! To all of our fans in the most enthusiastic Dawg Pound in the Wrestling World...the ALAMODDOME!!!
(fANS bark as Spud Mckenize walks around the ring!)
Spud: All fans of the Grand Dragon......ARE YOU READY!!!!!!
(Fans scream: YES!)
Spud: I said, ARE YOU READY?!?!?!?!?!
(Fans cheer louder and scream: YES!!!)
Spud: THEN.....Let's Get Rrrrrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrrrrrumble!!!!
(Crowd EXPLODES as fireworks go off around the ring)
Wendy Marshall vs. Sierra Browne
Spud: Our first contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
(Fans cheer as they hear 'A Real American'.)
Kosei: Hailing from Malibu Beach, California in the United States! She stands 5 feet 5 inches, 120 pounds, here is...'Wildchild' Wendy Marshall!
(The blonde haired Wendy Marshsall heads down the aisle slapping hands with fans. She waves around the American flag and enters the ring wearing a blue jean jacket with a red, white & blue singlet underneath.)
Bishop: The WIldchild is HOT! After a tough win over Bloody Mary at DPN, she's ready to take on the world.
Mutt: Excuse me, but that victory was a little tainted. Bloody Mary had that Blond bimbo right where she wanted until Nomad accidentily interferred.
Bishop: What match were YOU watching?....
(Fans continue to cheer as they hear "Brown Girl" through the pa!)
Spud: And her opponent! Led down the aisle by Medusa Rage...Hailing from Port-of-Spain, Trinidad! She is 5 feet 10, 140 pounds. Here is....Sierra Browne!
(Fans cheer as Sierra Browne heads down the aisle wearing a gold and black wrestling singlet.)
Bishop: Sierra Browne back in singles competition after the Tag Division closed due to territorial disputes with the promoters.
Mutt: Yeah, she better wrestle her ass off. Wendy doesn't like to job as much as Sierra.
Bishop: WIll you stop that! Sierra entering the ring, listening to some last minute comments from Medusa Rage. Fans, before we get to the match, let's hear comments from high flying Sierra Browne....
"Brown Girl in the Ring" pumps over the PA. This version is different. It has a heavier Soca beat. The pace is quicker. A flash of gold swirls into the camera frame. Sierra Browne. She leans in close to the camera and slides her sunglasses down. Her eyes are sparkling and her smile is absolutely dazzling. Behind her falls a shower of gold.]
Sierra: Wendy ... Wildchild ... thank you for taking this match. I look so forward to the opportunity of matching up with you. I don't think I've ever seen a more beautiful or graceful aerialist, except when I watch my sister. And I don't think I can ever think of a better person to begin my comeback with, but you. No pressure. No worries about rulebreaking or cheating, just the gorgeous sight of two extremely beautiful women competing with all their hearts.
[Sierra sighs contentedly.]
Sierra: Nothing pleased me more than getting the recognition of the fans. Nothing at all. They overwhelmingly voted the Browne Girls the most popular tag-team in the GDWA. But I'm flying solo. I hope you still love me for me, because I've got to do this on my own. I've watched Medusa shoot all the way up the ladder to the number one contender slot. That was supposed to be mine. And I let it slip away. See, I learned to swim with big sharks here. Andrea Chandler and Radhi Ananda took big bites out of me, but they couldn't swallow me whole. Nobody can. Wendy, I'm going to soar above the clouds! I'm going to fly so high! Higher than you can ever imagine possible. See, to me this is a statement. Too many people took Sierra Browne for granted, most of all me. Too many people looked at Medusa as my protector. She got all the attention. She took the camera time. She got hers. The Misfits got theirs, too. And you know why? You know why? They didn't care. They just went out and did the job. They had their focus. Well, now I have mine.
I'm solo again and I'm going to complete the mission I was first sent here to accomplish. GDWA, there's a new shark in these waters. Fans, I love you always, Wendy, I have the utmost respect for your abilities, but the bottom line is Sierra must succeed to make Sierra happy. I've got to prove to myself and to all you out there who supported me during that long cold streak that I'm worth the time. That I'm worth the attention. 1997 is my time to shine and believe me I will. I'll shine like gold! WHOOSH!!! Straight to the top, baby!
[Sierra giggles as she slips her glasses back on a wraps her boa around her neck.]
Sierra: Wildchild, watch out for the High Sierra. This brown girl won't roll over any more. See you on Saturday. Hugs and kisses and all my best wishes.
[She blows the camera a big kiss as it fades out]
Bishop: The ref has gone over the rules with both combatants, let's hook 'em up!
Bishop: Both women slowly encroaching one another and...they shake hands!
(Fans cheer on their sportsmanship.)
Mutt: I hate that!
Bishop: Okay, here we go....AND SIERRA BROWNE IMMEDIATELY WITH A ROLLING CHOPBLOCK!
Mutt: Wendy Marshall on the mat clutching her knee, beautiful strategy on the part of Browne, taking the legs out from underneath her.
Bishop: Sierra with a pick up, and now a Wristlcok...and immediately following up with a superkick! Right in the mouth!
(Fans gasp and cheer.)
Mutt: Great combination wrestling. And Allen, that how all the greats do it. Combination moves and holds. Just ask Daisy Butterfly and Micki Duran.
Bishop: Wendy is down on the mat, and Sierra quickly with another pick up.
Mutt: Sierra using her weight advantage, and bullying the Wildchild into the near corner. Sierra with a European Uppercut, and we all know that the FORMER World's Champ Zaranna made those famous.
Bishop: Another European Uppercut, and Wendy looks dazed. The smaller Wildchild getting hammered in the corner with European Uppercuts, and this is sound strategy from the underdog.
Mutt: Sierra now with an Irish WHip, no! Wendy locking the arms, turning around, and HIP TOSSING Sierra Browne out of the corner! Sierra back up and Wendy with a Dropkick!
(Fans cheer as Sierra Browne hits the mat.)
Bishop: Sierra back up and Wendy with another Dropkick! WoW! Great Standing Dropkick! Sierra is dazed, great tenacity from the Wildchild!
Mutt: Wendy taking advantage and slapping on a Frontface lock...no! Inside Cradle by Browne....1....2.....kick out!
Bishop: Both women back up, but Wendy a little quicker. A kick to the midsection and now an Irish Whip to the ropes. Sierra bouncing off and a Sommersault roll ducking the Clothesline!
(Fans pop and Wendy Marshall runs toward the far ropes!)
Mutt: Both women coming off opposite ropes and Wendy Marshall with a FLying Clothesline....
Bishop: ...BUT SIERRA BROWNE DROPPING DOWN WITH A HANDSTAND HELLICOPTER KICK!!!!!
(Fans pop as Wendy Marshall crumbles to the mat!)
Mutt: Fine wrestling on the part of Browne, and Medusa wants her to go up top!
(Fans all cheering as Sierra Browne climbs the turnbuckles.)
Bishop: Wendy Marshall getting to her feet as Sierra Browne perches up top. She jumps....
Mutt: and Wendy Marshall with a Spinning kick into the midsection! Sierra Browne is down! Wendy's quickness has been her saving grace throughout this match.
(Fans cheer as Wendy Marshall runs toward the near corner.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
BIshop: Wendy is up high! Browne on her back, clutching her midsection. Wendy jumps....and HITS the Splash of the top turnbuckle!
(Fans all cheer as Wendy cradles the leg.)
Ref: 1...........................2........................kick out!
Bishop: Wendy up to her feet, and Sierra is STILL dazed. She must not have much reserve. Wendy with a Frontface lock...and Sierra blocking the Vertical Suplex!
Mutt: Sierra using that weight again and backing Wendy into the ropes. Now an Irish Whip to the farside as Sierra charges after her.
Bishop: Wendy bouncing off the ropes and..
Mutt: And Sierra Browne catches her with a Running Spinwheel Kick! Wendy Marshall falls back into the ropes, totally stunned. Sierra Browne now running for the far ropes, bouncing off...
Bishop: Jumps up and connects with a Headscissors takeover the top ropes and nails her with a FRANKENSTEINER onto the ring apron!
(Fans all cheering as both women lay on the floor.)
Mutt: Wendy got the worst of that, but ring rust prevented Sierra Browne from capitalizing...that and she sucks (laughing)!
Bishop: Her head nearly rolled off her neck! And now the ref putting the count to both of them. Sierra the first up, and nailing away with punches. She Irish WHips Sierra...
Mutt: but Wendy with a reversal and Wendy Marshall goes flying inot the time keeper's table! Wendy bending over holding her neck and head while Sierra Browne is down on the ring floor.
Bishop: Wendy rolling into the ring to break the count, and rolling right back out. Wendy with a pick up now, and nailing away with punches. Sierra too dazed to retaliate...!
Mutt: Browne needs to utilize that European Uppercut.
Bishop: Wendy rolling Browne into the ring, and Wendy climbing up the turnbuckles. She's hoisted up top, and Sierra slowly to her feet...
Mutt: FLYING SUNSET FLIP OFF THE TOP!
(Fans all cheering as both women get up to their feet.)
Bishop: Wendy Marshall Irish Whipping Sierra to the far ropes, Sierra bouncing off and Wendy with a Spinebuster! Sierra is *really* dazed. Wendy with another pick up, and she's pointing out to the fans.
(Fans all cheering as Wendy Irish Whips Sierra Browne to the ropes.)
Bishop: Wendy running to the far ropes and bouncing off. Both women meeting in the middle of the ring...and SIERRA BROWNE cartwheeling out of the way!
(Fans cheering as both women head for opposing ropes!)
Mutt: Both women come flying off the ropes and Wendy Marshall with a Flying Leg Lariat!!!! But she's holding her neck! No cover!
(Fans all cheering as both women lay on the mat.)
Bishop: The ref putting the count to them, and Medusa Rage slapping the mat. Both women still down, and we may just have a double count out.
(A few fans in the crowd begin chants of: 'Dusa! 'Dusa! 'Dusa!)
Mutt: Throughout this entire match, Sierra has done well EXCEPT in the quikness department. Wendy and she are about equally fast, but Wendy so quick. Plus, she's only lugging around 120 pounds!
Bishop: Sierra up on her knees, and clutching the ropes. She's dazed still. Wendy up on her feet, and encroaching on Sierra. Wendy with a kick to the midsection, and Irish Whipping...no reversal!
Mutt: Double reversal and Sierra runs into the ropes, bounces off and Wendy with a High Back Body Drop!!!
(Fans all cheering as Wendy Marshall heads for the near corner.)
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: She's up! Sierra Browne isn't moving and Wendy pointing out to all the fans. She jumps...
Mutt: MISSING the flying kneedrop! And now Sierra Browne heading for the far corner. She's facing the fans, and climbing up the turnbuckles. Sierra Browne with a Moonsault.......AND MISSING THE ELBOWDROP!!!!!!!!
(Huge crowd pop as Wendy Marshall rolls out of the way.)
Bishop: Wendy real slow to her feet. She's limping around, and now standing over Sierra Browne. Wendy with a pick up and Irish WHipping Browne to the near ropes.......
Bishop: And Sierra Browne Springboarding off the ropes and CONNECTING with a Flying DDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Biggest pop thus far!!!!)
Mutt: Man, did you see that?
Bishop: Wendy Marshall's head bouncing off the mat and she tumbles out of the ring onto the floor. WoW!
(Fans all cheering as both women are down.)
(fANS still cheering while Sierra Browne rolls around on the mat.)
Mutt: THAT was a hell of a move! Wendy might be down and out...
Bishop: but so is Sierra! IT might be a Double Count out!
Mutt: NO it won't! Sierra is in the ring...
Bishop: But she's down on the mat!
Bishop: Medusa Rage charging into the ring, wants to know the results. Wendy Marshall just now getting to her feet. That Springboard DDT came out of nowhere. INCREDIBLE maneuver.
Mutt: Both women came well prepared in this one. Let's hear the official word!
Spud: Wrestling Fans, at 12 minutes 23 second! Your winner via countout....Sierra Browne!
(Fans all cheering as they hear 'Browne Girl'.)
Mutt: Sierra Browne twirling around, doing back flips as fans cheer. Damn, she makes me sick! Medusa needs to put a mean streak in her.
Bishop: Sierra Browne waving to all the fans and look....
(Big crowd pop as sparkling gold glitter falls from the ceiling into the ring.)
Bishop: Wendy Marshall re-entering the ring, and shoots a nasty look at Medusa Rage. Wendy walking over to Sierra Browne and shakes hands with her. Great Sportsmanship.
(Fans still cheering as Wendy raises Sierra's hand in victory.)
Mutt: Well, the little jobber FINALLY gets a win...actually they're both jobbers. Medusa Rage beat Wendy Marshall before. Is that surprising at all?
Bishop: Sierra and Wendy leave the ring together. Medusa heading out of the ring and INTO the ringside seats. She just walked over the gaurd railing for Christ's sake.
(Fans cheer as MISTER Furious Styles heads down the aisle.)
Mutt: Well, her interview is next. I supose she wants to hang out with the Dawg Pound before her big chance at the spotlight.
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy! 1997 in that azz!!!!!!
(Dawg Pound barks: 'Dusa! 'Dusa! 'Dusa! 'Dusa! 'Dusa!)
Styles: Hold up, hold up! Before we get into the show...tell me one thing. Aight?! Just *WHO* is the premier broadcaster in Grand Dragon?!!?!?!?!?!?!??
(Dawg Pound barks as MISTER Furious Styles profiles around the ring.)
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy!!!!
(Fans cheer as MISTER Furious Styles struts around the ring.)
Styles: Ladies and gentlemen...now here's what I want y'all to do for me!!! Yeah, baby, put your hands together for the new number one contender in all of the GDWA ... [mixed reaction from the crowd] ... the one...the only...Thank God... MEDUSA RAAAAAAGE!!!!
[The Dawg Pound woofs loudly as the rest of the crowd begins to boo or cheer. A Dawg Pound chant breaks out: Dusa! Dusa! Dusa! Dusa! No one comes down the aisle.]
Styles: Aw man, she promised me she'd show! Don't tell me Nikita got to her again!
Mutt: MISTER Styles, you idiot, she's in the Dawg Pound. I need MY OWN guest show so things can get down right!
[Dvorak's "9th Symphony" pumps over the PA. The crowd starts to pop loudly as Medusa strides down from the top row of the arena! The fans mob her as she smiles coldly and stalks right through the middle of them.]
Bishop: Medusa Rage entering the ring, and now we can get down to the interview.
(Medusa Rage enters the ring with her dreadlocks tied behind her head and wearing a long black trench coat.)
Styles: Medusa, you've made quite an entrance as usual ... hey!
[Medusa snatches the microphone away from him.]
Medusa: Shut up, Styles. I'm the number one contender in the GDWA and it's my time to speak! You speak when spoken to. Get it?
[The Dawg Pound cheers.]
Medusa: No, don't cheer me yet. Because I'm just standing here. Just all of you wait. Because I've got work to do. Styles, get me a shovel.
Styles: A shovel? Why on Earth would you want a shovel?
Medusa: Cause I'm about to BURY some people! See, some people think because they cost me my three-way dance that they can open their mouths! It's time I muzzled their yaps!
[The DAWG POUND WOOFS. Medusa smiles out at them.]
Medusa: Nikita, you stole my interview spot last time! You stole my victory at Dawg Pound Nights! A victory I dedicated to my Dawg Pound fans!
[The Dawg Pounds woofs in appreciation.]
Styles: Well Dementia ....
Medusa: I said you speak when spoken to, Styles!
[Medusa grabs his arm and twists him down to the ground. She glares at him hard in the eye.]
Medusa: Boy, you disobey me again and that's your ass. You understand me? Look, I've been sitting back here, taking insult after insult, slight after slight and I'm damned sick of it! Do you hear me? Sick of it!
[Dawg Pound: We hear you!]
Medusa: See, Ms. Blade, you had a pretty good view of what I can do in the ring and woe is me, you disapprove of some of my tactics? [Pause]
Like I should give a damn? Blade, you bring your ass out of retirement and I'll show you exactly what it is I can do. If Wendy Marshall reminds you of you in your prime then all I have to say to you, girl, is shut up and don't criticise your betters because you were never worth two good damns in the ring and you damn sure don't do anything behind the mic. Just remember those nice fat pension cheques and stop trying to recpature your glory days you useless has-been!
Styles: Whao! That was a bit ...
[Medusa backhands him to the ground. She glares out at the ground.]
Medusa: I told you you speak when I'm done. Onto Double J. Boy, you think of me as nothing but a contender to the Internet title or Great Western Heritage title? I'm the number one damn contender! You see that! Check the polls! I run this federation! I am the GDWA! Nobody! Nobody is better than me. Nobody does more than me. Nobody. And you better watch yourself to, because there's nothing in my rulebook that says I can't break the head of a penny-ante journalist just as easily as I can break the champion's head. Which brings me to point number three ...
Rich Bitch ... I know you can hear me ... I saw your match with Officer Order ... not bad, but not good enough ... You and the Kingpin can't hide from me any more. Rich Bitch, you did a good job defending the belt, but it's time the title came back to the Dawg Pound ....
[H*U*G*E* woofing from the Dawg Pound]
Medusa: And I'm the woman who's going to do it! I'm bigger than you, stronger than you, smarter than you. And you know what, Rich Bitch, I'm absolutely BADDER than you. You want to be the Rich Bitch, fine. Just bow down and pay respect to the QUEEN BITCH of the GDWA! All of you bow down! You know, I often wondered How the hell can the 'Rich Bitch' be sittin' on top of the world for so long? How the hell is it that she hasn't lost since Indigo pinned her? Then I realised. She's good. And I'm just that much better. Chandler, I know exactly how to beat you. Remember, *I* MADE YOU! The Syndicate is nothing without the Rages! You think we're no very different? You're right, we're both hardnosed, do whatever it takes, girls, who survive by our ferocity and our intelligence. We both don't give a damn about who we have to step on to get what we want. But you know, that's where the similarity ends.
Because there's only one reason why you're champion and I'm not ... I haven't wrestled you for it yet!
[*HUGE* APPLAUSE for Medusa Rage.]
Styles: (timidly) What about Nikita Marx .... [Styles ducks]
Medusa: Right, that brings me to my last point. Thank you, Styles.
[Medusa picks him off the ground and gives him a peck on the cheek.] I don't know why I ever hit you. Nikita, you must think you're so big and bad, you must be so happy. You stole my interview time, you ruined my chance at the Three-Way Dance, but you see something, I'm still the number one contender. I'm still here, ain't I? Girl, you better go back to playin' with Daisy Butterfly, you hear me? You better go back to that petty stuff, because I ain't the one to be messin' a year wit'cha! You understand that. Read the polls, listen to the backstage talk ... I run this. Me and my Prophets. The Age of the Rage dominated everything so much they had to shut down the damn tag ranks to stop us! Well, you forgot one thing. I'm still here! And Nikita, I owe you for the cheap shot now.
[Dawg Pound woofs in anticipation. The rest of the arena is silent.]
Medusa: Yeah, that's right. See, you woke up something horrible. You know that, don't you? Marx, you better drag your little Communist carcass back to Mother Russia and hide in Siberia, because I'm not coming to defeat you. I'm not coming to beat you. I'm coming to *B*R*E*A*K* you! Piece by muhfuhing PIECE!!!
Styles: You can't be serious!
Medusa: I am! See, I run this. And now you all awoke that anger that slept inside for a long time. Wipe the slate clean, Styles, forget everything that happened in the past. Medusa Rage is here and you will do as I say. And you will all bow down at the name of Medusa Rage, because I pity you if you don't. GDWA, 1997 is the year of the Medusa. And nobody ... *N*O*B*O*D*Y* is safe!
[The Dawg Pound woofs appreciatively]
Medusa: See, I've been doing this business all my life! I've been Medusa Rage *WAY* before there was ever that other girl, Debbie Micelli, Alundra Blayze, whatever your name is. And I've been hard way before this rap game got big and everybody had to talk slang and broken english to sound hard. And I certainly never had to bawl out I'm gonna kick your ass to do just that! I wanted to kick someone's ass I just went out and did it!.
What am I saying? Hell, I never kicked ass in my life. I just BASHED PEOPLE'S STINKIN' SKULLS IN!!!
[*HUGE APPLAUSE* from the DAWG POUND.] Medusa: You see, they're starting to fall like ducks in a shooting range, aren't they? Nikita, just look at the history. That bloody Bloody Mary thought she was hard, didn't she? WHO SMACKED THE TASTE OUT OF HER MOUTH AND SENT HER BACK TO SCHOOL? ME! THAT'S WHO! BLOODY MARY, I WHIPPED YOUR ASS!!!
[The DAWG POUND *EXPLODES*]
Medusa: Wendy Wildchild Marshall, thought she was so quick and clever, didn't she. *I* defied doctors orders ... got up from out of the hospital to face her ... bruised damn larynx ... and MARSHALL GOT BEAT JUST LIKE THAT TOO! Rich Bitch, we went toe-to-toe and you couldn't put me away, could you. LADY STARR ... You weren't even worth the workout. DEMENTIA ... who was laying flat on their back? Powerslammed from the top? Who? YOU!
[DAWG POUND CHEERS]
Medusa: Look, I'm on tour now. It's called THE ANNIHILATION OF THE WORTHLESS! And Rich Bitch, you think you're safe because you're way up at the top of the mountain? You see how long these legs are? I'll be right there with you in a minute! Chandler, I'm going to take you and expose you for the worthless creature you are. I'm going to dissect you, put you under a microscope and CUT YOU TO SHREDS! When I'm done with you, there will be no Syndicate. There will be no Kingpin. There will be no Andrea Chandler. There'll be just one thing left when we lock horns ... Medusa Rage, GDWA Heavyweight champion!
[DAWG POUND: DUSA! DUSA! DUSA! DUSA!]
Medusa: This right here is the only support I need. Everybody you can go straight to hell! Hugs and hisses.
Styles: There you have it! Medusa Rage!
Medusa: Shut up, Styles. I'm not finished yet. This whole damn show will have to wait until I'm done. Because you've all vexed me. When I'm done with my Annihilation of the Worthless campaign there will have to be the Age of the Rage, because me and my clan and *MY* Dawg Pound will be the only thing left standing! Medusa Rage will *RULE* this world!!!
DEMONICA, LADY STARR, CHANDLER, LA MANCHA, ANANDHI, I'M COMING! And I'm coming to kill you. I'm *serious.* You think you've wrestled? You think you've fought? Hell no, this is going to be something ferocious. Something fierce. I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT! The gloves are off now. And if the Dawg Pound thinks they've seen my best, ladies [mocking chuckle], ladies, you're just going to see my *W*O*R*S*T!* Now you talk, Styles.
[Medusa hurls down the microphone and wades into the middle of the Dawg Pound. They go crazy for her.]
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy! You heard it from....
Bishop: Hey, what the hell is that coming down from the rafters?
(Nikita Marx repels down into the ring from the rafters, dressed in a black spandex jumpsuit. She grabs the mike from Styles and begins to go off...)
Nikita: Hello Darlings, I had to drop in after hearing that retched Rage woman. You must admit that she is her biggest fan, if only she had half the talent in the ring that she has for how do you say it ? Talking like trash ?
(Fans boo as Nikita Marx Fargo struts around the ring.)
Nikita: Ms Rage why is it that you must complain to Mister Styles about me ? Why is it that you haven't got the nerve to come to me and say the same things ? Oh you will complain and threaten me when your in front of the cammeras, but where are you when I am in the ring darling ?
(Nikita laughs as Medusa Rage walks through the crowd back toward the ring.)
I showed you just what I think of you at Dawg Pound Nights, have you forgotten already ?
(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! )
Nikita: I will give you credit, I saw your work at the PPV. You have quite the talent for delivering damage. However when you get in the ring with me darling, we will see just how much damage you can take.
Mutt: Oh yeah! Medusa climbing over the guard railing and is down ringside! They gonna get it on!
Nikita: You wanted a no holds bared match against me, and I am willing to sign the contract with one small addiation; each of us will have only one licensed manager at ringside. This is a small thing to ask, no ? What are you afraid of darling ? Meet me here next week, if you have the nerve.
Bishop: Woah! Medusa Rage storming the ring, and Nikita trying to be pulled back up into the rafters...
Mutt: BUT MEDUSA RAGE HAS HER! MEDUSA SLUGGING AWAY WITH ROUNDHOUSE PUNCHES, AND WE HAVE A FIGHT!
(Dawg Pound barking as they roll around the mat throwing punches at each other.)
Bishop: MISTER Furious Styles calling in GDWA security, and they break up the ruckus. Nikita and Medusa shouting explitives at each other. WoW! Can we get that signed for next week?
Mutt: No promoter in his right mind would miss this chance!
Bishop: Fans, as security escorts these two ladies to the back, let's go to Mike Whalen with a new Saturday Nite Special feature, the GDWA Flashback...
(Mike Whalen walks around the fan favorite locker room wearing a blue blazer witht GDWA logo on the pocket as the camera comes into focus.) Whalen: Hello fans, and welcome to our first installment of the GDWA Flashback. The Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance has grown in popularity, so we thought it prudent to introduce you new fans, and re-introduce to old fans, some of the GDWA's most memorable moments.
(He walks over to 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda's locker and peeps around.)
Whalen: The WESTERN HERITAGE Champion 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda is one of the most feared combatants in the sport...and much of that has to do with her ferociousness in the ring. Early in her career, you could see what she would later master...and that's her HARDCORE style.
(Wendy Marshall comes over fresh from the showers, wearing just a towel and kicks him out of the locker room.)
Whalen: (Blushing) Well, I AM a reporter! And they do allow WOMEN reporters into the MENS locker room at Football games and such.
(Looking back at the camera.)
Whalen: Anyway, our Flashback tonight is a match taped on May 6th of last year from the Arco Arena in Sacramento California. 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda just beginning her career here takes on Demonica who was even at THIS time a bad ass. Jungle was managed by GDWA announcer 'Congo' Paul Roberts who influenced Radhi rather negatively at this time...and by the way, it was THIS match that began Jungle's legendary feud with Dark Asylum.
Flashback: Rahdi Ananda vs. Demonica
Spud: Our first contest is scheduled for 1 fall with a 15 minute time limit!
(Fans boo as 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda heads down the aisle.)
Spud: Led down the aisle by her manager 'Congo' Paul Roberts. From Bombay, India! She is 5 feet 5, Weighing 135 pounds, here is 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda!
(A wild haired, barefoot, Indian woman wearing loose tiger print garments enters the ring.)
Bishop: Couple of weeks back, she had an incredible match against Lady Starr. She lost that one, but proved to be one hell of an adversary.
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Mutt: Radhi is impressive, you got that right Bishop! Now she's stepping up to the INTERNET Finalist Demonica. But it is too soon. Demonica is gonna kill her.
(Crowd begins booing as 'Through the Never' by Metalica plays!)
Spud: And her opponent, led down the aisle by her manager Madame Hecate! 6 feet 2, weighing in at a solid 180 pounds! Here is one of the finalists in the GDWA INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS...Demonica!!!
(Demonica walks confidently down the aisle, wearing dingy, tworn clothes and long , prematurely greying hair.)
Mutt: She's just awesome, isn't she?
Bishop: Spooky is more like it. Demonica enters the ring...
Mutt: FLYING CLOTHESLINE BY ANANDA!!!!!!!
(Hard Cores pop hard!)
Bishop: Rahdi Ananda with a sudden burst of speed just flung herself at the unsuspecting Demonica and nailed her with a clothesline. Jungle climbing the turnbuckle now. Demonica just now getting up to her feet...AND IS NAILED WITHA HIGH CROSS BODY!
Mutt: That's the bell, but it don't help Demonica any! She's down on the floor. Jungle is on her feet now, stomping away on Demonica.
Bishop: Madame Hecate is complaining. The ref is making the count but there isn't much else he's doing. Jungle now, picking up Demonica...and rams her head into the ring announcer's table! Demonica is stunned.
(Hardcores pop as the Dawg Pound explodes in cheers!)
Bishop: Congo gets Jungle to re-enter the ring. Meanwhile, Demonica is trying to get her bearings. She's on the steps now, entering the ring. Jungle immediately charging and nails Demonica with a kick to the midsection! Now a handful of hair and a High Knee Lift!
(Fans cheering as Demonica backs into the corner.)
Mutt: Jungle with another handful of hair and she's biting!
Bishop: The ref is making the count and forces the break. This woman is savage! Demonica hasn't had a chance to regroup in this entire match. Jungle with another handful of hair, and flings Demonica out of the corner!
(Fans cheering as Demonica cryptically gets to her feet.)
Mutt: Jungle is climbing the turnbuckles. SHe up on top!
(Fans all on their feet as Demonica stumbles around the ring.)
Bishop: FLYING BULLDOG OFF THE TOP! She flips her over for the lateral press....1.....2....Thr...no! She kicked out! What endurance from Demonica!
Mutt: Jungle now with a choke hold and the ref is forcing the break. Jungle now with a pick up and an Eye Gouge. Now a standing choke hold! Madame Hecate is on the ring apron screaming.
Bishop: Hold on! Congo Paul Roberts heading over AND NAILS HER FROM BEHIND! OH BOY!
(Fans boo as Madame Hecate crumbles to the floor.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: The ref finally forcing the break. And Demonica breaking into the near corner from the middle of the ring. Hold on! Jungle with a head of steam....AND DEMONICA NAILS HER WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE HEAD!
(Fans groan as 'Jungle' Rahdi Ananda flies backward and hits the mat.)
Mutt: Woah! Did you see her head snap!? Big mistake by Jungle. That's called inexperience right there Bishop.
Bishop: This is Demonica's chance to get into this one. She wants positive momentum going into the finals. She can't afford a major upset like this. Demonica, still straining for air. She walks over to Jungle and tosses her into the corner!
(Fans cheering as hardcores bark!)
Bishop: WoW! What power! Demonica showing her size here. She walks into the corner and pummels Jungle with punches.
Mutt: The ref forces the break, and Demonica tosses him aside. Oh yeah, she's real pissed off now. Demonica with a waistlock, planting Jungle on the top turnbuckle. Demonica climbs up and...BELLY TO BELLY OFF THE TOP!!!
(Crowd cheering as 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda bounces off the mat.)
Bishop: What power! Oh my! Demonica, slow to get up, pounding away at the head of Jungle with her fists. The ref intervenes and...Demonica shoves him down to the mat! She's lost it! She picks up Jungle by the throat...CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The Dawg Pound explodes as Hardcores pop!)
Mutt: Demonica stomping away at Jungle! Demonica backs into the ropes...and falls to the outside! Congo Paul pulled down the ropes. I love this!
Bishop: Congo Paul now, placing Demonica onto the announcer's table! He's barking some kind of orders.
Mutt: Spud Mckenzie is getting the hellout of the way! Hold on! With a head steam Jungle bouncing back against the ropes, slingshots herself over the ropes...AND LEGDROPS DEMONICA THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!!!
Bishop: It's split in two! Demonica is hurt badly! Jungle now, heading over to Madame Hecate, and nails her with a piece of wood! The unsuspecting Hecate is down!
Mutt: Oh, I loved this one! Too bad there wasn't any blood!
Bishop: You are a dog Sam Mutt!
Spud: Ladies and Gentlemen, ruled at 7 minutes 10 seconds, your winner via disqualification....'Jungle' Radhi Ananda!
Bishop: The ref must have DQ'ed Demonica because of her abuse against him. He never even took the outside interference into consideration! He called the match once he recovered from the blow of Demonica. Jungle gets the win!
(Hardcores cheer as 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda and Congo Paul leave the ring.)
Mutt: There's gonna be hell to pay. Jungle, you better watch yourself!
Bishop: The paramedics are here, but Demonica is waving them off. She heads over to Madame Hecate who is laid out on the floor. Fans we'll keep you posted of any further developments.
Whalen: Hope you enjoyed that one fans. Allen, Sam, back to you guys!
Mutt: That was a GREAT Flashback...back when Radhi Ananda could wrestle!
Bishop: What?! Ever since she dumped Congo, she's had great success in Grand Dragon. Anyway fans, we have comments from the woman who gets a shot at that WESTERN HERITAGE title next week. Here is Bloody Mary.
Scene is Bloody Mary in a ring in a gym. As the camera catches Mary, Mary runs over to the corner shaking the ring ropes and banging her head in the turnbuckle.
She is yelling "SACHIE....hahahah....1 down & many more to go! So you accept Sachie, after ALL these months of avoiding me! I noticed right away you only signed for an open match and not the cage match I wanted. BIG MISTAKE!
Like Princess Nelli and Nomad, I just don't trust you or your friends, of course you really don't have many now, do you? I still want us safe and sound where its just you and me. If you were halfway smart you would've asked for a cage match for your own protection. Then you'd only have me to face and it won't take long with me....rather than looking over your shoulder for Ma, Officer, etc. etc.
But why am I worrying about you...hmmmm? I'm NOT! Truth is I just want you in the ring, CAGE OR NOT!!
(Mary with a faint smile & calm voice)
Plain & simply put, Sachie....I'm going to hurt you.
(Mary stares at the camera as it fades)
Mutt: Both women are top contenders to the WH title. Hell, Sachie is a 2 time former champion...Mary is gonna have her work cut out for her.
Bishop: Let's hit the ring.
Sachie Yokoyama vs. Bloody Mary
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
(Fans boo as they hear 'Antonio Baka Guy' by Shonen Knife.)
Spud: First, hailing from Tokyo, Japan! She stands 5 feet 6 inches, 140 pounds, the FORMER GDWA Western Heritage champion, here is...'Dangerous Queen' Sachie Yokoyama!
(Sahie Yokoyama has shoulder length browne hair. She heads down the aisle wearing a white ring jacket, with red and white wrestling singlet underneath, and the flag of Japan on the back of her jacket.)
Bishop: I'm so used to Sachie Yokoyama getting praise and hearing cheers. Sam, she doesn't even smile anymore. Sachie is....Oh no!!!
Mutt: Bloody Mary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Dawg Pound barks as Bloody Mary flies through the curtains and attacks Sachie Yokoyama from behind.)
Bishop: Mary Irish WHipping Sachie into the guard railing...oh my! Sachie is hurt. And here comes Bloody Mary with a Clothesline and Sachie flies OVER the guard railing!!!
(Hardcores cheer as Bloody Mary climbs over the guard railing.)
Mutt: These Texicans wanted the hardcore, and they got it here. Sachie needs to get into that ring!
Bishop: Mary pounding away with those punches of hers. My God, those Iowa Heaven punches are beating the hell out of the former champion. Oh no, Bloody Mary is looking for something. A chair. Sachie now, getting to her feet...AND BLOODY MARY NAILS HER WITH THE CHAIR!!!!
(Big pop from most fans as Sachie collapses to the floor.)
Bishop: There's the bell, and Sachie is still down on the floor in the stands. Bloody Mary picking up Sachie, and draping Sachie over her shoulder. Oh no, Mary climbing back over the guard railing and heading toward the ring.
Mutt: But Bloody Mary with a head of steam AND BLOODY MARY WITH A POWERSLAM RIGHT ON THE RING FLOOR!!!
(Fans gasp and cheer and Bloody Mary roles into the ring.)
Mutt: Sachie Yokoyama has her head all caught up in the drama between herself and Charlotte 'n Daisy! She should have expected street tactics from Bloody Mary! Sloppiness from the former champ.
Bishop: Bloody Mary rolling back out of the ring, and she picks up Sachie. Bloody Mary running Sachie over near the ringpost....and nails her!
Mutt: And Mary is unrelenting. Sachie is stumbling around, half out of her mind, and Mary grabbing her by her hair. Mary heading Sachie over near the guard railing...and nails her in the head!
(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF!WooF! WooF!WooF! WooF!WooF! WooF!)
Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama is BUSTED open! Oh my! Blood is trickling down her face.
Mutt: Bloody Mary rolling back into the ring, and rolling back out. She grabs the former champ and tosses her into the ring. This is as ugly as it gets fans. Sachie is down on the mat...and BLoody Mary still on the ring apron....she's climbing up the turnbuckles.
(A Japanese contingent left over from the ppv chants: Sachie! Sachie!)
Mutt: Sachie just now getting to her feet. SHe's still staggering around, though. Bloody Mary, all 160 pounds of her up on the top turnbuckle. She measures Sachie who turns around to face her! Mary jumps.......
Bishop: AND SACHIE YOKOYAMA CATCHES HER IN MID AIR......
(Fans all screaming as Sachie Yokoyama sprints across the ring!)
Bishop: Noooooooooooooooorthern Lights Boooooooooooooooooomb!!!!!!
(Fans all booing except the Dawg Pound that cheers.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
BIshop: Bloody Mary is COMPLETELY knocked out, but Sachie can't capitalize. Both women down on the mat, no cover.
Mutt: Mary was going for some sort of splash, and Sachie scooped her out of the air and hit her finisher the Northern Lights Bomb. THat's why she's a 2 time champion. Great ring presence from the Dangerous Queen.
Bishop: Sachie crawling over to Bloody Mary....and she drapes the arm over Mary's body for the cover!
Ref: 1...........................2........................kick out!
(Fans cheer as Bloody Mary weakly kicks out.)
Bishop: Sachie with an Arm bar and stradles the fallen Bloody Mary. SHe's got her shin against the back of Mary's head for added pressure.
Mutt: Notice, she's also putting a Wristlock on that Armbar. See, Sachie is one of those greats. She's got technical ability, Japanese high flying style, and she's also a pretty good brawler. But in her current condition, this scientific wrestling is perfect for her. It'll wear down Bloody Mary.
Bishop: Mary using her strength to get to her feet, she's still dazed though. Sachie with a twist, and a Stiff kick to the midsection. Mary trying to shake it off...
Mutt: And Sachie jumping up and putting a Scissors on a Headscissors takedown and STILL holding on for that Armbar!
(Fans groan as Bloody Mary cries out in pain as she hits the mat.)
BIshop: THe ref asking the question, and Mary shaking her head no. DId you hear Mary's arm snap?! Sachie releasing, and picking up Mary. Sachie with stiff kicks to midsection, and Mary doubling over. Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Mutt: Sachie with a Hammerlock, scooping up Mary and Bodyslamming her to the mat on that Hammerlocked left arm!
BIshop: ANd now Sachie stomping away on Bloody Mary's left shoulder. We may just see the Japanese Armbar submission hold.
(Some fans cheer as Sachie Yokoyama picks up Bloody Mary and tosses her over the top rope.)
Bishop: Sachie wants to go to the outside. Sachie climbing through the ropes to the floor, and picking up Bloody Mary...WHAT A REVERSE KNIFE EDGE!
(Fans all groan as Sachie nails Bloody Mary with a Reverse Knife Edge.)
Mutt: Sachie with repeated Knife Edges, and Mary is hurt! Sachie can play rough too. Sachie with a Hammerlock now, and a head of steam.....
Bishop: And RAMS BLOODY MARY'S SHOULDER INTO THE RING POST!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Bloody Mary clutches her left shoulder.)
Bishop: Mary rolling into the ring, and Sachie following after her. Sachie with a pick up, and Mary with a hard right hand! Mary now, running Sachie over to the near corner and rams her head into the top turnbuckle.
Mutt: Sachie is stunned, and BLoody Mary sprinting out of the corner with a Clothesline! Dropping down for The cover.....
Ref: 1......................2.................kick out!
Bishop: Mary slapping the mat in frustration, now cradling the leg for the cover.
Ref: 1.....................2..................kick out!
(Fans gasp in amazement as Sachie Yokyama kicks out!)
Bishop: Bloody Mary is arguing with the ref. That inexperiene showing as she is visibly frustrated. Mary with a pick up and a Frontface lock...and NO Suplex. Her arm is too hurt. HOld on, Sachie with a ...!
(Dawg Pound cheers as Sachie Yokoyama hoists Bloody Mary up in a Vertical Suplex position.)
Mutt: Sachie has her up. What poise, what strength...BRAINBUSTER!!!
(Fans all cheering as both women lay on the mat.)
Bishop: Bloody Mary is down. That Northern Lights Bomb showing its affects from earlier as Sachie drapes the arm for the cover....
Ref: 1..........................2.............Foot on the rope!
Mutt: Man o' man!
Spud: 1 minute remaining! 60 seconds left.
(Fans all cheering as both women get up to their feet.)
Bishop: Mary a little slower, and Sachie moving into Mary and slapping her hand around the throat...and nails Mary with a Uranage Choke Slam!
(Fans all cheering as Bloody Mary lays lifeless on the mat.)
(Fans cheering as the referee holds up two fingers!)
Mutt: Sachie with a pick up, and Mary with a rake to the eyes...but she's got no gas left in her. She can't capitalize.
Bishop: The ref checking on Sachie's head wound, but she won't let him. HOld on, Mary is reaching into her trunks. Turn around ref turn around!.
Mutt: Sachie heading over to the bent over Bloody Mary...AND BLOODY MARY NAILS HER WITH AN IOWA HEAVEN PUNCH! AND SACHIE IS FLAT ON HER BACK!
Bishop: Oh no! Mary cradling the leg as the ref slides into position!
Bishop: Blood is all over the mat. Sachie is really busted open now. Bloody Mary tucking that foreign object back in her trunks. How dare she do that in a match like that?!
Mutt: Great match, and Bloody Mary gets the win no one expected her to.
Spud: Wrestling Fans, at 14 minutes 45 seconds,...Your winner via pinfall....Bloody Mary!
(Fans all booing as they hear 'Midnight Rider' by Allman Brothers.)
Mutt: The ref raises her hand in victory, and Sachie is knocked out. What a punch!
Bishop: Mary grabbing her leather jacket, and now giving the unconscioius Sachie a verbal tongue lashing. My God, Sachie is knocked out!
(Fans boo as Bloody Mary climbs through the ropes and raises her fist in victory.)
Bishop: And now she's mocking Sachie Yokoyama.
Mutt: Before we get to our next match, let me just say that that prematch attack REALLY made the difference in this one. Sachie was rendered immobile throughout the match and her stamina was obviously down because of the laceration.
Bishop: Mary gets the tainted win as the ref helps her up the aisle. Sachie is stumbling around in a complete daze. And notice...no Daisy Butterfly. WoW! Another ref running down the aisle now for our Main Event.
Mutt: I'm gonna interject here Bishop. Staci X could get the win of her career here tonight. She's had a bad losing streak as of late...losing to Micki Duran and losing to Bloody Mary...but this girl COULD defeat the World's CHamp.
BIshop: Well Sam, I'm surprised to hear you...
Mutt: She could defeat Andrea in her dreams! (Laughs!)
Bishop: Staci X voted as the most UNDERATED wrestler in Grand Dragon. Perhaps a couple of notches just below title contention. She's just MISSING something...strategic maybe.
Mutt: Or more time in the ring. Let's get to Spud Mckenzie.
Staci X vs. Andrea Chandler
Spud: Wrestling fans, our final contest is a NON TITLE bout scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit!
(Crowd begins cheering as they hear 'Fuel' by Stick.)
Spud: First, hailing from Fort Lauderdale, Florida. She is 5 feet 11 inches, 146 pounds of Staci X!!! (Staci comes jogging down the aisle, slapping hands with fans. She wears faded jeans, Nike Tennis shoes, and an 'Alice in Chains t-shirt to the ring.)
Bishop: The blond rocker from Florida making her return to the ring. You know Sam, with the absence of Lanny Manson, Staci X is becoming the Heavymetal head of the federation.
Mutt: Excuse me, but Rock 'n Roll ain't got nothin' to do with wrestling. Staci, learn to wrestle. Go back to the Powerplant or wherever you came from and learn some leglocks and some toe holds.
Bishop: Let's hear the introductions for the World Champ...
(Fans boo universally as they hear 'Cold Blood' by Kix...)
Spud: And her opponent, led down the aisle by her manager the Kingpin.
(Fans boo while Andrea Chandler pauses in the aisle and opens up her robes to flash the World title around her waist!)
Kosei: From Long Island, New York....she is 5 feet 7 inches. Weighing 142 pounds......The Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION......Andrea Chandler!
(Fans are still booing as Andrea Chandler walks down ringside. Andrea heads up the ring steps wearing a blue robe. Underneath she wears a black body builders posing bikini trimmed in rhinestones.)
Mutt: Do you hear those fans? They are booing her like Andrea slapped their mother!
Bishop: Andrea Chandler made her claim to fame in a minor fed called the EWWA. From their GDWA promoters rallied to get her into our promotion...and hasn't she made an impact on the GDWA?
Mutt: Staci X in the middle of the ring warming up. She knows that this is a big one. And Andrea Chandler standing in the near corner just bidding time.
Bishop: The referee going over the rules with each combatant, and now Andrea unbuckling the World Title from around her waist...and here we go!
Bishop: No lock up! Andrea disrobing, taking her time as Staci X tugs on the ropes ready to lock up. Andrea now, taking out her earrings and other jewelry, almost deliberately.
(Fans boo as Andrea Chandler continues moving slowly.)
Mutt: I love this! Staci X complaining to the referee now, and Andrea Chandler is cussin' out the Floridian. I love this! Andrea taking her time, taking off her sunglasses and handing them to the Kingpin.
Bishop: Finally, we can get to some wrestling. Andrea and Staci measuring each other. Collar end Elbow tie up, and Andrea bullying Staci around the ring...and tosses her into the corner. And look at Andrea Chandler!
(Fans boo as Andrea Chandler flexes her biceps.)
Bishop: Staci X glaring at the champ, a little upset, tying up with her one more time...and Andrea Chandler bullying her around the ring again and up against the ropes.
Mutt: Andrea proving to Staci who's the stronger. And notice, Andrea is beaming with confidence.
Bishop: The ref wants a clean break, and Andrea rather hesitant to let go. The ref putting himself in the middle as Andrea breaks cleanly....and Staci X drawing back and nailing away with punches!
(Fans cheering as Andrea Chandler buckles.)
Bishop: WoW! Staci with incredible right hand jabs. The champ is getting rocked! Staci with boots to the midsection, and the champion backpeddling into the ropes.
Mutt: She Irish Whips Andrea into the far ropes. Andrea bounces off the far ropes and gets nailed with a Clothesline! Andrea somehow on her feet. Staci backing into the ropes, bouncing off, and sprinting across the ring for another CLOTHESLINE!
(Fans cheer as Staci X points out to the arena!)
Mutt: Damn! She's really trying to make the best of this opportunity.
Bishop: Staci with a pick up now and applies a Headlock. Staci with a head of steam...and Andrea with a Waistlock pick up and an Atomic Drop!
(Fans groan as Staci X stumbles forward.)
Bishop: Andrea on the attack, kicking Staci into the ropes, and now Irish Whipping her to the far ropes. Andrea walking into the middle of the ring as Staci bounces off...POWER SLAM.
Mutt: Andrea Chandler the consemate Powerwrestler. She's handling business now. Andrea with a pick up, and SLAPS Staci in the face. I love her arrogance.
Bishop: Andrea tossing Staci into the ropes, she bounces off, and ANdrea catches her for a Gorilla Press SLam. Staci's clutching her back down on the mat, and Andrea now kicking away near the kidney area.
(Fans boo while the Kingpin applauds Andea Chandler.)
BIshop: Andrea with a pick up, and slapping on an Abdominal Stretch!
(Fans booing while the referee asks Staci X the question!)
Bishop: Staci X trying to hiplock out of it. Andrea so strong, able to really lock into it. Staci X with a HIp Toss, no!, Andrea Chandler with a reversal!
Mutt: Andrea now, with a head of steam and a KNEEDROP across the forehead of Staci X. Staci is down on the mat, and look...
(Fans all booing while Andrea Chandler steps through the ropes and flexes for the Dawg Pound.)
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 30 minute time limit. 20 remaining.
Bishop: Andrea Chandler with a pick up, slapping on a Frontface lock and CONNECTS with a Vertical Suplex. And now, she back on her feet and HITS the Kneedrop across the upperchest.
Mutt: Andrea so methodical in this one, she's taken Staci apart piece by piece. Andrea with a pick up, and Irish whipping Staci across the ring. Staci bouncing off and MISSES the Clothesline.
(Fans all cheering as Staci X runs for the far ropes.)
Bishop: Staci X bouncing off and hits ANdrea with a SHoulder tackle. Staci not that quick, runs for the side ropes. Andrea Chandler back up to her feet as Staci X bounces off...
Mutt: AND THE WORLD CHAMP WITH A HEAD SNAPPING CLOTHESLINE!
(Fans groan as Staci X crashes into the mat.)
Mutt: Andrea just too tough. ANd look, she's calling for her sunglasses (Laughs)!
Bishop: Andrea putting on her sunglass as she picks up Staci X by her hair....AND A BACKBREAKER! The champion backing into the ropes, bouncing off and NAILING the Kneedrop across the upperbody.
(Fans groan as Staci X clutches her chest.)
Bishop: Great execution by the champion, and that Kneedrop is really becoming a potent short range attack for her. Andrea with a pick up, and Irish Whips Staci to the ropes. Staci bouncing off and ANDREA CHANDLER WITH A 360 degree POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!
(Dawg Pound barks as Andrea Chandler applies a Double Leg Pick up!)
Mutt: Yes! She's going for it all!
Bishop: Andrea Chandler with a Double Leg Grapevine, and Staci is twisting around trying to prevent the inevitable....!
(Fans cheering as Staci X struggles.)
Bishop: AND ANDREA CHANDLER FLIPS HER OVER FOR THE DIVIDEND SCORPION DEATHLOCK!!!!!
(fANS all screaming as Staci X shakes her head.)
Mutt: That Powerslam was something Andrea must have picked up from Japan. You jump up in the air--leaving your feet while you simultaneously catch your opponent off the ropes--and twist your body through the air for the slam.
Bishop: Andrea really sitting in on the Dividend, and Staci's back is gonna snap!
(Fans still screaming as Andrea Chandler begins laughing.)
Mutt: Hold on, here comes 'Miss' Tiffany Chandler and 'Legend' Micki Duran down to ringside. Staci is screaming, and the ref is checking! The ref is checking!!!!
(Fans all on their feet as Staci X slaps her hands on the mat.)
Mutt: It's over!! Ring the bell.
(Fans all booing as Andrea Chandler refuses to release the hold.)
Bishop: The audacity! The ref is making the count, and Staci is screaming her lungs off! He's making the count...and Andrea releases.
(Fans chanting: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! as the ref raises Andrea Chandler's hand in victory.)
Mutt: Bishop, that's why she's the WORLD's Champion. She's got class.
Spud: Ladies and Gentlemen, ruled at 12 minutes 55 seconds, your winner via submission is.......Andrea Chandler!
(Fans chanting: We Want Order! We Want Order! We Want Order!)
Bishop: My God, Andrea Chandler stomping away on Staci X!!! Hold on, Micki Duran and Tiffany Chandler joining in the fray. And....
(Fans all cheering as Sierra Browne runs down the aisle.)
Mutt: Sierra has a chair, and storms the ring! The Syndicate is trying to get out of the ring. They scatter, but Tiffany Chandler is in the way....AND SIERRA NAILS HER!!! Tiffany is Down!
(Fans all cheering as Sierra Browne points to Andrea Chandler!)
Bishop: Andrea has been backed into the far corner. Browne charging Andrea Chandler as she backs off...and nails her!
Mutt: THE WORLD CHAMP IS DOWN!!!
(Fans all cheering then suddenly begin booing.)
Mutt: But the Legend clips the leg from behind. I love it.
Bishop: Oh no, Sierra is down on the mat, and the Legend with a pick up. The Legend with a Frontface lock turn over...AND HITS *THE END* DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!!
(Fans all booing as Tiffany Chandler kicks away at Sierra Browne.)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler holding her neck, and pissed off in a big way. Staci X slowly getting to her feet, and Micki Duran charging Staci X from behind.....and HITS *THE END* DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!!
(Fans chanting: We Want Order! We Want Order! We Want Order! )
Mutt: The Syndicate once again showing who runs shit in Grand Dragon...and listen! The Kingpin is calling for the leg. He's gonna have them break it. Indigo Browne won't be the only Jamaican laying in the hospital!
Bishop: Tiffany Chandler pinning Sierra Browne to the mat, and...
(Dawg Pound barking as Medusa Rage runs down the aisle.)
Mutt: Medusa has a chair, and that's a 160 pound raging behemoth storming the ring.
Bishop: Medusa sliding through the ropes, and the Kingpin is calling his girls off. They flee from the ring, and Medusa is checking on Sierra Browne.
Mutt: The Syndicate wants to fight, but the Kingpin is gonna hold off for another day.
(Fans all booing as Andrea Chandler grabs her World Title and curses at Medusa Rage.)
Bishop: WoW! Staci, Sierra, both laid out in the ring. My lord, Medusa can be a bitch, a rule breaker, but she saved the day.
Mutt: Man o' man, Sierra Browne thinks she's a superhero now because she wins a match? Damn, the Syndicate 'is it' (laughs!)
Bishop: Fans, that's all for this week. We'll be checking on any further developments on the MVP. So long everyone.