Charlotte La Mancha defends the Internet Championship against Officer Order
Scene opens up on a jammed packed Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan. There are 67,592 screaming fans in attendance. "Atomic Dog" by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as "THE DAWG POUND" and this is........
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Bishop: Wrestling fans! Welcome back to the Saturday Nite Special. Hi, I'm Allen Bishop along with color man Sam Mutt bringing you the bets in professional wrestling.
(Dawg Pound barking as Sam Mutt eats away at some rice with some chopsticks!)
Mutt: Bishop, I think I'm getting the hang of this! Chopsticks ain't so bad. Now, get me a brew and a babe and it's all good.
Bishop: (chuckling) Okay fans, let's look at tonight’s card. As you all know, a good majority of our superstars are either suspended or injured. But we do have a chance to take a look at some extraordinary superstars.
Mutt: (burps!) Oh yea, it's gonna be a great card. Medusa Rage taking on the feisty newcomer Bloody Mary in the Battle of the big women. 'Wildchild' Wendy Marshall has the nerve to challenge 'La Femme Nikita' Nikita Marx. And of course, the Main Event that has everybody staying up at night, Officer Order takes on the INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Charlotte La Mancha for all the gold.
Bishop: Fans, we have yet to hear from 'Fear Factory' Lanny Manson since that attack perpetrated by Zaranna. I really hope she's okay.
Mutt: Hey, if she has such a fragile ego, she don't belong in professional wrestling. And as far as Zaranna goes, we've still no proof that Zaranna started that fight!
(Fans cheer as more fireworks go off and a spotlight shines in the middle of the ring.)
Bishop: Fans, this one is about ready to start. Spud McKenzie running down the ramp and entering the ring. Spud McKenzie will be assisted once again by Japanese ring announcer Kosei Yamasaki.
Spud: Tokyo, Japan! The GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE would like to thank you for allowing us into your beautiful country!
(Fans applaud as Spud converses with co-ring announcer Kosei Yamasaki.)
Spud: To all of our fans in Asia, the Pacific Islands, North America and all over the world! To all fans of the INTERNATIONAL DAWG POUND!!!!!
(Fans bark as Spud McKenzie walks around the ring! Yamasaki translates with just as much vehemence!!!!!)
Spud: All fans of the Grand Dragon......ARE YOU READY!!!!!!
(Fans roar and reply!)
Spud: I said, ARE YOU READY?!?!?!?!?!
(Fans cheer louder and reply once more!)
Spud: THEN.....Let's Get Rrrrrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrrrrrumble!!!!
(Crowd EXPLODES as fireworks go off around the ring)
Bloody Mary vs. Medusa Rage
Kosei: Our first contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
(Mixed cheers and boos as fans hear 'Midnight Rider' by the Allman Brothers.)
Kosei: Hailing from Davenport, Iowa in the United States! She stands 5 feet 9 inches, 160 pounds, here is...Bloody Mary!
(The blonde haired Bloody Mary heads down the rampway wearing a red and black singlet underneath a black leather jacket.)
Bishop: Bloody Mary has been the kind of woman who keeps going after what she wants. She called out Medusa Rage early on in her career in the GDWA. Medusa has been demanding that the promoters get it signed while Mary wrestled other opponents. Now, it's finally here.
Mutt: Some might ask if Bloody Mary is READY for Medusa Rage. I ask the opposite question: is Medusa Rage ready for Bloody Mary. Hell, Medusa has wrestled only once, and that was against Syndicate nemesis Andrea Chandler. We'll see if Medusa can WRESTLE as well as she manages.
Bishop: Bloody Mary entering the ring, and let me take this time to say that Bloody Mary has shown THE most improvement out of all the rookies to come to Grand Dragon. I may not like her attitude, but she's beginning to prove herself in the ring. Fans, let's hear the introductions for Medusa Rage....
(Fans cheer as they hear "Dvorak's 5th Symphony" by New World!)
Spud: And her opponent! Hailing from Port-of-Spain, Trinidad! She is 6 feet tall, 160 pounds. Here is the Matriarch of the Rage family....Medusa Rage!!!
(Fans cheer and the Dawg Pound barks as Medusa Rage heads down the ramp wearing a brown and black wrestling singlet.)
Bishop: The Dreadlocked wonder of Grand Dragon. It seems like everywhere you turn you see Medusa Rage's face.
Mutt: Yeah, she got a big mouth and a beautiful face. And you know about 9 out of 10 Black men....but can she wrestle? Sure, she can go toe to toe with Andrea Chandler 1ce! But can she wrestle well and consistently?
Bishop: The Dawg Pound is in love with Medusa Rage. Medusa...HOLD ON! BLOODY MARY SHOOTING OUT OF THE RING AND RUNNING UP THE AISLE TOWARD MEDUSA! THEY'RE SLUGGING IT OUT!!!
Bishop: Bloody Mary surprising Medusa Rage and tossing her off of the rampway onto the floor. Mary jumping down to the floor, and stomping away on Medusa Rage. Mary with a pickup...and RAMS Medusa Rage into the ring post.
(Fans cheer on Bloody Mary as she rams Medusa Rage's head into the ringpost a second time.)
Mutt: Bloody Mary rolling Medusa into the ring, and Medusa attempting to shake off the initial attack! Medusa is a big woman, but Bloody Mary is equally big.
Bishop: Medusa Rage up on her knees, and Bloody Mary pounding away with punches.
(Fans pop in amazement as Dawg Pound screams!)
Mutt: Medusa is shaking off those punches!
Bishop: Bloody Mary with a pickup, and punching away at Medusa Rage... And Medusa Rage shoves Bloody Mary down to the mat!!!!!
(Fans cheering as both women stare each other down.)
Mutt: The women are getting bigger, but that don't mean their getting better. Here in Grand Dragon, you gotta be tough. What we just saw was Medusa Rage proving how tough she was to the street fighter Bloody Mary.
Bishop: Collar and Elbow tie up, and the STRONGER Bloody Mary backing Medusa up....Medusa with an Armdrag takedown. Nicely executed.
Mutt: Mary back up, and another tie up, and Bloody Mary with an Armdrag and twist. Surprising to see Medusa attempt to wrestle scientifically.
(Fans applaud as Bloody Mary slaps her arm in pain.)
Bishop: Medusa tightening up on that Armdrag, and now repeated kicks to the midsection of Bloody Mary. Mary with such a lean body, shaking off those blows. She only has about 3% body fat. Mary with an eye rake, and Irish Whipping Medusa Rage to the far ropes.
Mutt: Medusa Rage bouncing off....No! Bloody Mary going up for a Dropkick, and Medusa Rage held on to the ropes and put on the brakes.
(Fans cheering as Bloody Mary hits the mat.)
Bishop: Medusa Rage eyeing Bloody Mary rather carefully. Bloody Mary getting to her feet, and Medusa Rage comes sprinting across the ring and nails her with a Bulldogging Clothesline!
(Fans cheer as Bloody Mary hits the mat.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Mutt: You know Bishop, Bloody Mary and Medusa Rage have the same wrestling style on the surface. But look, Medusa a lot more methodical than she's given credit for. And Bloody Mary a VERY SMART street fighter if I may say. How many women can say they've EVER caught Medusa Rage by surprise?
Bishop: Bloody Mary on the mat, Medusa Rage has her down with an Armbar. Mary getting to her feet, and another rake to the eyes. Rage a little blinded as Bloody slaps her hand around her throat....
(Fans all cheering as Medusa Rage hits the mat.)
(Fans cheer as Medusa Rage kicks out.)
Mutt: Bloody Mary with a pickup, Irish Whipping Medusa...no! Medusa with a reversal into the near corner! Bloody Mary bouncing out of the corner and Medusa Rage with a Belly to Belly Suplex!
Bishop: Medusa stomping away at the head of Bloody Mary! I think Medusa is a little pissed off. Medusa with a pickup, and a Swinging Neckbreaker!!!
Mutt: Man, Medusa with a pickup, and running Mary to the near corner. Medusa with a headsmash into the corner. Medusa now, pounding away with punches to the head of Bloody Mary, and Mary fighting back!
(Fans all on their feet cheering as Bloody Mary fights her way out of the corner.)
Bishop: Both women going at it! Toe to toe. Bloody Mary and Medusa Rage swinging away with punches as Medusa Rage is up against the ropes. The ref calling for a break....and Bloody Mary with a cheap shot!
Mutt: Bloody Mary Irish Whipping Medusa toward the far ropes. Bloody Mary running after her as Medusa bounces off, AND BLOODY MARY CLOTHESLINES HER *OVER* THE TOP ROPE!
(Dawg Pound cheering as Bloody Mary rolls out to the floor.)
Mutt: Bloody Mary has taken it right to Medusa Rage in this one. I even think Bloody Mary is quicker than her dreadlocked opponent.
Bishop: Bloody Mary pounding away on the prone Medusa Rage. Hold on! Bloody Mary reaching under the mat, and choking away on Medusa Rage with a cable! The ref rolling to the outside, and Mary denying everything.
Mutt: Mary with a pickup, and ramming Medusa's head into the ring apron!
Bishop: Mary now, Irish Whipping Medusa...no! Reversal right into the guard railing.
(Fans all cheering as Bloody Mary hits the guard railing!)
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: Bloody Mary down on one knee, and Medusa Rage with a scoop.... AND BODY SLAMS HER ONTO THE GUARD RAILING!!! BLOODY MARY IS CLUTCHING HER BACK VIOLENTLY!!!!
(Dawg Pound barking while the referee reprimands Bloody Mary.)
Mutt: Medusa FINALLY with the advantage in this match up. She picks up Bloody Mary and slaps her between her legs. OH no! Medusa with a Waistlock.....AND LIFTS HER UP FOR A JACKNIFE POWEEEERBOMBE!!!!!!!
(Huge crowd pop as Bloody Mary lays cringing on the ring floor.)
Bishop: Medusa has got the fans, and particularly the Dawg Pound, right back into this one. 10 minutes into this match up, and Medusa is back in it. Medusa rolling Mary back into the ring, and she follows her in.
Mutt: Medusa Irish Whipping Mary into the far ropes. Bloody Mary bouncing off and MEDUSA RAGE WITH A TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER.
Ref: .....................1....................2...............kick out!
(Fans all cheering and applauding as Bloody Mary kicks out.)
Mutt: Too strong! You know, it's surprising that Medusa Rage would dominate Bloody Mary on the floor. Medusa almost got EXTREME on Bloody Mary!
Bishop: Medusa Rage with a pickup, and pounding away with forearms to the back of Bloody Mary. Mary looks hurt. Medusa Irish Whipping, no! Bloody Mary driving Medusa into the near ropes. What strength.
(Fans cheer as Bloody Mary Irish Whips Medusa Rage to the far ropes.)
Bishop: Mary heading toward the middle of the ring while Medusa bounces off and MARY CONNECTS WITH A 180 degree POWERSLAM!!!!!!!
Ref: .........1...............................2..............kick out!
(Fans applaud as Medusa Rage kicks out.)
Spud: 60 seconds remaining. 60 seconds remaining.
Bishop: Bloody Mary clutching her back as she gets to her feet. Time is fleeting. Mary with a pickup, and a Short arm Clothesline!
(Big Crowd pop!)
Bishop: Mary walking off her pain, clutching her back as Medusa lays on the canvas.
Mutt: Bloody Mary now, with a pickup and a Frontface lock turning it over....
Bishop: Hold on! Medusa with a Gutwrench pickup, swinging her around...
(Fans groan as Bloody Mary kicks the referee in the head.)
Bishop: Modified Tiger Driver!!!! Medusa holding on for the pinfall, but the ref is down! Bloody Mary rolling away, and Medusa on the chase. Medusa with a pickup, and looking out to the Dawg Pound!
(Dawg Pound rising out of their seats, cheering on Medusa Rage.)
Mutt: Bloody Mary's back has taken a tremendous....
Bishop: Medusa Rage scooping up Bloody Mary, running toward the ring ropes...AND POWERSLAMS BLOODY MARY ON THE RING FLOOR! SHE'S..MY GOD!!!
(Dawg Pound barking: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF!)
Mutt: Mary is down! Mary is down! Medusa up on her feet, and rolling into the ring. The Dawg Pound wants her back out though, and she's rolling back to the outside.
(Hardcores cheering as Medusa Rage rolls back to the outside.)
Mutt: MARY! Get up! Get up!
Bishop: Bloody Mary is still down! Medusa going into the crowd into the Dawg Pound. She's getting a chair. Bloody Mary down on the ring floor, just now getting to her feet. Medusa climbing back over the guard railing.
Mutt: Bloody Mary backing off, clutching her back in pain. She walks off and MEDUSA NAILS HER IN THE HEAD!
(Dawg Pound barks: 'Dusa! 'Dusa! 'Dusa! 'Dusa! 'Dusa! 'Dusa!)
Mutt: OH no! Bloody Mary rolling Bloody Mary into the ring. The ref just now getting to his knees. Bloody Mary so tough, getting up to her feet, and Medusa NAILS HER in the back with the chair! Mary is down!!!
(Most fans boo as the Dawg Pound barks: 'Dusa! 'Dusa! 'Dusa! 'Dusa!)
Bishop: The ref rolling over, and Medusa Rage with a casual Lateral Press. Oh WoW! The count.......1.....................2.....................3!
(Fans all booing as the ref calls for the bell.)
Bishop: Bloody Mary complaining to the ref, but the ref raising Medusa Rage's hand in victory!
Kosei: Wrestling Fans, your winner via pinfall....Medusa Rage!
(Mixed cheers as fans hear 'Dvorak's 5th Symphony' by New World.)
Mutt: Bloody Mary wrestled a hell of a match only to be robbed at the end by a steel chair....hold on! Bloody Mary picking up that steel chair. Medusa half way through the ropes....AND SHE NAILS MEDUSA RAGE!
(Mixed cheers as Medusa Rage stumbles off the ring apron to the floor.)
Mutt: Bloody Mary out on the ring apron now, and has that chair. She jumps off the ring apron and nails Medusa Rage in the head!
Bishop: Oh no! Bloody Mary picking up Medusa and Irish Whipping her into the guardrailing. Medusa doubles over, still on her feet...
Mutt: ...AND BLOODY MARY CHARGES INTO MEDUSA RAGE WITH THAT CHAIR! MEDUSA RAGE FLIPS OVER THE GUARD RAILING INTO THE FANS!!! AND SHE'S CLUTCHING HER THROAT!
Bishop: The ref's have come out, and Bloody Mary tossing away the chair. She’s clutching her back, and walking off raising her hand with a huge smile on her face.
(Mixed cheers as Bloody Mary heads back up the rampway.)
Bishop: Medusa Rage being helped out of the ringside seats. Her throat may be damaged. She's being helped back to the locker room, hopefully we can get word from her.
Mutt: Well let's move on to the House of Styles this week. Hey, MISTER Furious Styles, you ready?
House of Styles: Charlotte La Mancha
Styles: Of course, daddy! Hey, Tokyo! WHO is the premier broadcaster in Grand Dragon?!!?!?!?!?!?!??
(Dawg Pound barks as MISTER Furious Styles profiles around the ring.)
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy!
(Fans cheer as they acknowledge the universal HOUSE of STYLES greeting.)
Styles: To all the Japanese fans out there, I want to give you a personal thank you for accepting MISTER Furious STYLES in your beautiful country.
(Fans cheer after they hear the translation.)
Styles: Now, my main man Kosei Yamasaki gonna help us out with the translations for all you non English speakin' folks. Now, my guest this week is a woman who has really taken Grand Dragon by storm. She's in a situation with some of our superstars that I would never want to be in. She's set for a title defense against Officer Order tonight. Fans, please welcome the INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION....Charlotte La Mancha!
(Mixed cheers as fans hear 'Blood and Fire' by Type O Negative.)
Bishop: The Frenchwoman heading down the rampway in her native attire. I wonder what our champion has to say.
Mutt: Well, she better watch her mouth. She and MISTER Styles haven't gotten along very well in the past.
Styles: Alright Charlotte. Let's get to the meat and potatoes, shall we? What the hell was that last week, huh? You supposed to wrestle Micki Duran 'the Legend', and you skip around the ring trying to avoid her. You didn't give her a fair crack! What's up with that?!
Charlotte: "It's this simple, Mister Styles. Micki Duran challenges me to a scientific rules match. I was born on a stormy night, Legend, but it wasn't last night. I wrestled in a match where you had all the advantages, and I did what I had to win. That's all there is to say about it."
Styles: Well, since you got time to be defending the belt before the pay per view, will you honor Micki Duran with another title shot?!
(Huge crowd pop as MISTER Furious Styles looks around the arena.)
Styles: What the hell do you mean ‘no’? She's a worthy contender. She's given you MORE than your money's worth in Grand Dragon.
Charlotte: I've already given Duran a better than average chance to get the title, and there are other contenders who are more worthy.
Styles: Oh yeah?! Seems like you got more on your mind. Got some concerns, huh baby?! I'm talking about Big Ma Porter and Officer Order on your ass!!!
(Fans cheer while Charlotte La Mancha turns angry.)
Charlotte: "I was watching the House of Styles last week, and, I have to say, that it's sad to see how the mighty have fallen."
Styles: Excuse me? You talkin' about BIG Ma Porter? Excuse me, she's the uncrowned World Heavyweight Champion. We talking about a one-woman army in Ma Porter. We...
Charlotte: "It seems that you and Porter suffer from the same disease, Styles. It's called Temporal Dyslexia. It's when you get the past and the present confused. Let me clear this up for you."
(Fans go: Woooooooooooooooo!)
Charlotte: Past: Ma Porter had a title shot. But, she let it go by, because Zaranna was her friend. HA! Porter, you know that if I was out here talking garbage, you'd be the first to spit in my face! THIS IS THE WORLD TITLE, ma enfant! It's not about friends, and it's not about being nice! It's about being better than the other wrestler. PERIOD!
Charlotte: Past: Ma Porter was a top contender. C'est vrai, until she decided to take a little vacation from the ring! Oh, yes, I forgot, she had to deal with sa famille. WAKE UP PORTER! This isn't a hobby! IT'S THE GDWA! When you were changing diapers, I was wrestling...and beating...some of the best wrestlers in this fed! And now, suddenly, you think you can claim a title shot? I'm sure Andrea Chandler agrees with me when I say DREAM ON, la baleine!"
Styles: So if she's such a has-been, why did you stick your nose in the Mafioso’s business? Huh? You probably stole that match from Ma Porter, and prevented her from moving on into the Finals of the World Title Tournament.
Charlotte: "Oh yes, I forgot. Ma Porter's upset that I hit her during her match with Micki Duran. It's not so much fun being on the receiving end of a cheap shot, is it Porter? 'Boo-hoo, I'm not a contender anymore, because I got hit with a chair' HEY! TRY LAYING UP IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A WEEK, LA BALEINE! TRY LYING ON THE MAT, WILLING TO CLAW OUT SES YEUX JUST TO BE ABLE TO BREATH!"
(Fans cheer as Charlotte takes a moment to relax.)
Charlotte: "My attack on Ma Porter was simply a message, nothing more. I, Sachie and Daisy are sick of being punching bags for every steroid monkey in this fed! In the words of certain female rocker...if you put your hands on me, you just MIGHT GET SMOKED! It might be in the RING! It might be in the LOCKER ROOM! It might be when you're facing someone in the opening round of a WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT! You won't know when, and you won't know where. But, you'll DAMN WELL know who! (Charlotte smiles) And, you'll have no one to blame but yourself."
Styles: Alrightee, then!
(Fans bark as MISTER Furious Styles strolls up into Charlotte's face.)
Styles: Ma Porter issued a challenge to you last week. Right here on the HOUSE of STYLES. She and Officer Order against you and the Syndicate. What's up! You don't sound big and bad anymore, INTERNET Champion.
(Fans go: Wooooooooooooooo!)
Charlotte: "Yes, Porter's challenge. As always, Ma, you show beaucoup d'courage. After all, your challenge came while one woman, Sachie, was recuperating in the hospital from her match with Radhi Ananda. And, of course, you knew Andrea Chandler, another woman you challenged, would be wrestling an incredible match against Lanny Manson."
"Porter, Sachie and I accept your challenge. But, unlike you, we're not going half way. Dawg Pound Nights is coming up, ma grande femme. Meet us there. It'll be a great chance for the Dragon Trio to face all our enemies at once."
(Fans cheer as Charlotte La Mancha looks around the arena.)
Styles: Well, champ! We ain't got to wait till Dawg Pound Nights to see you get your hands dirty. Tonight, you defend against the #1 contender to the World Title. OFFICER ORDER. You got any words for her?
Charlotte: "May, you're a hell of a woman and a wrestler. And that's why I'm saying this. No matter what you may think of the Dragon Trio, Ma Porter is ten times more cunning, devious and cruel than we've ever been. Don't forget that, Order. Because you know Ma Porter won't.
One more thing. Our match isn't about Ma Porter and me, and it's not about Sachie and you. It's about this (holds up the Internet belt). It's about seeing who's the better wrestler, Order. That's all. If you make it about something else, May...I promise you a quick look at the ceiling lights and a 1...2...3."
(Mixed cheers as fans here 'Blood and Fire' by Type O Negative.)
Styles: Well, well, well, baby! We'll see what happens. There's a little thing called WAR GAMES where we can get all of this straightened out. Porter, Order, let's see what we can do about that! Sam and Allen, back to you.
Bishop: WoW! Officer Order and Ma Porter against Charlotte and Sachie at Dawg Pound Nights? WoW! I hope the promoters can get that signed.
Mutt: Forget Dawg Pound Nights! Officer Order may be the champ by the time we get to November 24th. We'll see what happens when we hit that Main Event match up tonight.
Wendy Marshall vs. Nikita Marx
Kosei: Wrestling fans, our final contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
(Fans cheer as they hear 'A Real American Hero'.)
Kosei: Frist, hailing from Malibu Beach, California in the United States! She stands 5 feet 5 inches tall, weighing in at 120 pounds, here is...'Wildchild' Wendy Marshall!
(Wendy Marshall heads down the ramp carrying the American flag.)
Bishop: Wildchild with her biggest match to date! This is gonna be a good one.
Mutt: Hell, can we say 'Jobber to the Stars'? Please, she can't beat Bloody Mary. What makes you think she can get the 1,2,3 on Nikita Marx?
Bishop: She's an up and coming superstar with limitless potential. That's why!
(Fans cheer as Wendy Marshall enters the ring wearing a red, white, and blue 1 piece spandex.)
Bishop: Let's hear the introductions for Nikita Marx....
(Fans boo as they hear the theme to "Point of No Return"!)
Kosei: And her opponent! Led down the rampway by her manager Uncle Bob....Hailing from Moscow, Russia! She is 6 feet tall, weighing in at 150 pounds. Here is....'La Femme Nikita' Nikita Marx!!!
(Fans boo as Nikita Marx heads down the rampway wearing a black kimono, which she takes off on the rampway reviling a black French cut one piece with a red star over her heart and black combat boots. Male fans begin to whistle.)
Bishop: Uncle Bob leading Nikita down ringside. He's carrying that damn steel suitcase with him again.
Mutt: Yeah, it's his prerogative too. Stop all the damn conspiracy theories Bishop. Hey Bishop! Take a look at Nikita. She's a looker ain't she?
Bishop: She's quite a sight. Hold on a package has come down ringside. Uncle Bob pushing Nikita aside, and opening it.
(Fans are taken back as powder erupts from the package.)
Mutt: Itching powder?! Uncle Bob is scratching like crazy as Nikita grabs the little boy who brought the package down....
Bishop: ...Hold on! Wendy Marshall charging out of the ring and attacking Nikita Marx. Marx firing back with hard right hands, and we have a fight!
Bishop: Oh no! Nikita overpowering the Wildchild!!! Nikita tossing her into the ring, and I think this one is about to get ugly.
Mutt: Oh yeah! Wendy Marshall up and running for the side ropes. Nikita standing in the middle of the ring as Wendy bounces off and Wendy DUCKS the Clothesline.
(Fans cheer as Wendy Marshall runs for the far ropes.)
Mutt: Marshall bouncing off and Nikita setting up for a Backbody drop....but Wendy flies over her for a Sunset flip!
Bishop: But she can't get Nikita Marx over. Marx trying to catch her balance....AND NAILS WENDY MARSHALL RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH A HARD RIGHT FIST!
(Fans boo as Nikita Marx walks toward the ropes and leans against them smugly.)
Bishop: Wendy Marshall was stunned by that hard right hand. She's getting up to her feet now, and Nikita Marx charging Wendy and executing a Waistlock takedown.
Mutt: And now Nikita goes to work! Wendy down flat on her stomach, and Nikita with a Legbar! Notice how she won't let Wendy straighten out. Wendy's all twisted up, and Nikita using her weight advantage to keep it so.
Bishop: Wendy reaching for the ropes, and Nikita really bearing down on her.
Mutt: Who the hell would send Nikita Marx a present? And for that matter, filled with itching powder?! Somebody has a real foul sense of humor.
(Fans boo as Wendy Marshall rolls over toward the ropes.)
Bishop: Nikita Marx forced to release, and Wendy Marshall up to her feet. Wendy with a kick to the midsection, and Nikita with a thumb to the throat!
Mutt: Great hold! (Laughs.)
Bishop: Nikita now, with an Elbowsmash to the head, and Wendy falls back into the ropes. Nikita with another Elbowsmash, and Wendy vainly swinging away.
Mutt: Wendy's stunned, and Nikita pulling her away from the ropes....and CONNECTS with a Side Russian Leg Sweep!
(Fans boo as Nikita Marx overtly laughs out loud.)
Bishop: The referee is even pissed off at her arrogance. Nikita back up to her feet, having words with the ref, and snatching up Wendy's right leg for a Single leg pickup. Nikita with hard kicks to the hamstring, and Nikita has found her focus.
Mutt: Wendy being overcome with Nikita's combination of Strength and Technical ability. Attacking Nikita at the onset of this match didn't deter the big Russian from executing her game plan.
(Fans boo as Nikita asks the ref to check for a submission.)
Bishop: The arrogance of Nikita! The big Russian with a Spinning Toe hold, and Wendy is in serious pain. Nikita asking for a Submission, and the ref having words with her.
Mutt: Nikita needs to be careful. President Demark Vessey is already pissed off at her. Hey, notice Nikita's technique. Here it comes....
(Fans booing as Nikita Marx falls back on the knee and Wendy Marshall screams in pain.)
Bishop: Nikita back up, and now another Single Leg pickup....BUT WENDY MARSHALL WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE!!! 1.......2......KICK OUT!
(Fans cheer, as Wendy Marshall gets to her feet.)
Mutt: Both women back up to their feet, and Wendy with an Armdrag Takedown. Nikita back up and Wendy with a Dropkick! Wendy back up, and stomping away at the knee of Nikita Marx.
Bishop: And Nikita rolling into the ropes. Wendy Marshall Irish Whipping Nikita to the far ropes while she heads for the middle of the ring. Nikita bouncing off and NAILS Nikita with a Spinebuster!
(Fans cheer as Wendy Marshall cradles the leg for the cover!)
(Fans applaud as Nikita Marx kicks out.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Wendy rather slow to her feet. She kicks away at the head of Marx, and now a pickup. Wendy with a Frontface lock and a Snap Suplex! Another cover......1.........kick out! WoW! Nikita kicked out at 1.
Mutt: Wendy stomping away at Nikita's knee, and Nikita with a Droptoe hold to get out of the mess. What's Wendy doing? She should be flying around and jumping off of turnbuckles. Why she attacking the legs?
Bishop: Both women back up to their feet, and Nikita charging forward with the Russian Sickle Clothesline! And she ain't done yet! Nikita with a pickup and slapping Wendy's head between her legs.... PILEDRIVER!!!!
(Fans all booing as Wendy Marshall hits the mat.)
Bishop: Nikita Marx isn't done yet! Nikita with a pickup and another Elbowsmash. Wendy Marshall is humbled as she doubles over, and Nikita Marx with a Swinging Neckbreaker!!!! Did you see her neck snap?
Mutt: And look, Nikita's going for the cover......1......2.....SHE PULLED HER UP!
(Fans boo as the Dawg Pound cheers!)
Bishop: The referee reprimanding Nikita Marx as she picks up Wendy Marshall. She lifts her up and DRAPES HER OVER HER SHOULDER FOR A HANGING BACK BREAKER!
(Dawg Pound cheering as Wendy Marshall screams out in pain.)
Mutt: The ref is checking, but Nikita is pulling away from him. She's trying to torture Wendy, I love it! The ref warning Nikita as he attempts to ask the question....AND NIKITA DUMPS WENDY MARSHALL TO THE CANVAS.
(Fans boo while the ref and Nikita Marx argue.)
Mutt: Uncle Bob on the ring apron now, and he and the ref are getting into it.
Bishop: Meanwhile, Nikita with a frontface lock, and hoists up Wendy Marshall for a Side Salto!
(Fans booing as Nikita Marx yells "Get Up American"!)
Bishop: Nikita with another pickup, and EXECUTES a beautiful East German Belly to Back Suplex!!!!!!
(Fans hissing and booing louder as Nikita Marx stands over Wendy Marshall and yell "Get up American!")
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: The ref looking over, and Nikita Marx kicking away at the head of Wendy Marshall.
Mutt: Nikita has beautifully taken Wendy Marshall apart. She's picked her body apart piece by piece, and now we get to see somebody get hurt! (Laughs.)
Bishop: Nikita with another pickup, and Irish Whipping Wendy to the far ropes. Wendy bouncing off and HITTING NIKITA MARX WITH A SPINWHEEL KICK!!!
(Fans all cheering as Wendy Marshall wearily gets back up to her feet.)
Bishop: Wendy with a pickup, and Irish Whipping Nikita to the far ropes.
(Fans cheering while Wendy Marshall sets up.)
Bishop: Nikita bouncing off.......
Mutt: .....AND NAILS WENDY MARSHALL WITH A FLYING BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
(Dawg Pound cheers while Wendy Marshall cringes on the mat!)
Mutt: Wendy Marshall is down. Nikita up on her feet, strutting around the ring, smiling like it was her birthday. Finally, Nikita with the cover.....
Mutt: Nikita pulled her up again!
(Fans boo while Uncle Bob barks orders.)
Bishop: Nikita up to her feet, and a Single Leg Pickup. Nikita spinning around AND SLAPS ON THE FIGURE 4 LEGLOCK!!!!!!
(Fans boo thunderously while Nikita Marx yells "Get up American!".)
Bishop: Wendy screaming her head off. And she drops down to the mat. 1............2........and Wendy sitting back up before the 3 count. But she's screaming her head off.
Mutt: Nikita really rocking into it! Wendy looks just about ready to give!!!!!
(Dawg Pound cheers as Nikita Marx releases and gets to her feet.)
Mutt: Nikita strutting around the ring! Wendy must have given up. Wendy clutching her knee while the referee calls for the bell.
(Fans all booing as Nikita Marx laughs heartily and struts still more.)
Bishop: I never heard Wendy give?! Nikita laughing in the corner, and Uncle Bob in the ring questioning the referee.
(Fans cheer while the referee rolls Wendy Marshall out of the ring!)
Mutt: What's going on?! The ref conversing with Uncle Bob from outside of the ring, and Uncle Bob looks irate!
Kosei: Wrestling Fans, at 13 minutes 55 seconds, your winner via disqualification.....the 'Wildchild' Wendy Marshall!!!
(Wild cheers as fans hear 'A Real American Hero!')
Mutt: Nikita Marx and Uncle Bob in the ring screaming their heads off. What the hell?! I'm getting to the bottom of this.
(Sam Mutt throws down his headset and walks up the rampway.)
Bishop: I must admit, I don't understand either. Nikita Marx kicking at the ropes, and daring Wendy Marshall to reenter the ring.
(Sam Mutt returns to the broadcast table mad as hell.)
Bishop: What happened?
Mutt: Oh hell! The ref DQ'ed Nikita for harassing the referee and blatant disregard for the rules & unsportsmanlike conduct. What the hell is that?! Just because she pulled Wendy's carcass up a few times, she gets DQ'ed?
Bishop: (Laughing.) Perhaps they are a tad bit stricter in Japan, but the RULES are the RULES. Nikita was warned several times. Fans our main event is up next!!!
Mutt: Hold up, let's look at this match. Officer Order, former Western Heritage Champion. Charlotte La Mancha, current Internet Champion. Nothing personal except that Double O has a grudge against the Dragon Trio. So much at stake.
Bishop: Definitely. Officer Order the #1 contender to the World title, and Charlotte is the #2 contender. Both women employ a quick, aerial assault. Charlotte the high flyer, and Double O probably classified as a Martial Artist.
Mutt: Considering Charlotte's words on the House of Styles, this could get physical. Charlotte's not trying to lose her belt after 1 title defense, and Double O is hungry for more gold. It would also be a personal affront to Sachie Yokoyama if she were able to get the Internet title.
Bishop: Fans, let's hook 'em up!
GDWA Internet Championship: Charlotte La Mancha vs. Officer Order
Kosei: Wrestling fans, our next contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit. And it is for the GDWA Internet Heavyweight Championship!
(Fans boo as they hear 'Bad Boys' by Inner Circle!)
Kosei: The challenger, led down the rampway by her partner Martial Law....hailing from San Francisco, California in the United States. She is 5 feet tall, 120 pounds! Here is 'Double O' Officer Order!
(She comes walking down the aisle wearing a black SFPD t-shirt, with an orange and black singlet underneath.)
Mutt: This is the home of Sachie Yokoyama and Lisa Starr. You think they love Officer Order any? Hell, it's nice to see Double O booed for once.
Bishop: Officer Order in the ring, and she looks ready. Officer Order is the kind of wrestler to thrive off of big nights like this. This is her first shot at the Internet title, going one rung up in championship wealth.
Mutt: Charlotte is a wily competitor, but she better be careful. This is a little woman who can wrestle hour matches without a bat of an eye. We could see Charlotte upset tonight.
Bishop: The two highest ranked wrestlers in Grand Dragon going at it. Charlotte actually the underdog for once in a match up! This is gonna be incredible. Let's hear the introductions for Charlotte La Mancha.
Spud: And her opponent....
(Fans cheer as "Type O Negative" by Blood & Fire blares through the speakers.)
Kosei: Led down the aisle by Daisy Firecracker....
(Huge crowd pop!)
Kosei: From Nice, France. She is 5 feet 6, 130 pounds! The Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance INTERNET Heavyweight Champion....Charlotte La Mancha!!!
(Charlotte heads down the rampway, slapping hands with fans, wearing 17th century breechers, shirt and doublet with a saber at her side. The INTERNET title sparkles over Charlotte's shoulder.)
Bishop: The joker from Nice, France hear to take on Officer Order. I never thought we'd see this match.
(Fans chanting: Sachie! Sachie! Sachie! Sachie!)
Bishop: Charlotte entering the ring, Daisy on the outside, and Officer Order in the middle of the ring ready. Charlotte looking over at Officer Order looking totally disinterested. Almost bored.
Mutt: She turning her back to Double O as she unbuckles the title.
(Fans cheer as the referee holds the INTERNET title over his head.)
Bishop: Double O tossing off her t-shirt, and they are ready!
Bishop: Collar and Elbow tie up and Charlotte with a Drop Toe Hold. Charlotte now twirling around to her feet and Officer Order with a Kip Up....AND A MULE KICK!
(Fans boo as Charlotte hits the mat.)
Mutt: Charlotte back up and Double with a Legsweep! Charlotte back up to her feet and another Legsweep. Charlotte twirling around and getting to her feet. She charges Double O and Double O with an Aikido throw!
(Fans gasp as Charlotte La Mancha is tossed to the mat.)
Bishop: Charlotte back up and Officer Order taking up a stance in the center of the ring. Charlotte charging in and Officer Order blocking the punches and striking with Karate Chops to the chest.
Mutt: Charlotte backing up against the ropes, and the ref calling for a break. Order moving in, and Charlotte tying up. Charlotte Irish Whipping Double O to the far side.
Bishop: Double O running for the middle of the ring as Charlotte bounces off....AND A HIGH CROSS BODY BLOCK...
Mutt: .....BUT ORDER CATCHES HER AND COUNTERS WITH A BACKBREAKER!
(Dawg Pound barks as Officer gets to her feet.)
Mutt: My lord, I didn't know Officer Order was that much quicker than Charlotte. She's beating the champion to the punch on every move. It must be the size difference.
Bishop: Order with a pickup, and pulling Charlotte away from the ropes. Hold on! Charlotte with a Waistlock pickup and an Inverted Atomic Drop! And now a Dropkick!
Bishop: Order back up and Charlotte with another Dropkick!
Bishop: Order back up for a third time, and for a third time, the INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Charlotte La Mancha nails her with a Dropkick!!!
(Huge crowd pop as Officer Order hits the mat.)
Bishop: Charlotte now, with a Single Leg Pickup, spinning around....
Mutt: ...and Officer Order kicking her away. Charlotte flies into the ropes, bounces off as Officer Order gets to her feet...
Bishop: AND OFFICER ORDER DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT AND HURLS CHARLOTTE OVER HER WITH A MONKEY FLIP!
(Most fans gasp as in amazement as American fans cheer!)
Bishop: Both women back up and Officer Order with Karate Chops to the chest. Now backhand slaps to the head of Charlotte La Mancha as she backs into the ropes. Officer Order rushing in with a flurry of kicks to the upper body, and the ref calls for a break.
Mutt: Officer Order is really rocking Charlotte. Daisy on the outside looking concerned. This might be the challenger’s night.
Bishop: Charlotte coming off the ropes and Officer Order with Stiff kicks to the body! Charlotte in the corner now, and Double O Irish Whipping her to the side ropes. Order bolting out of the corner and Double O DUCKING the Clothesline!
(Fans cheering as both women run to the far ropes.)
Mutt: Both women running for the middle of the ring and Order ducking under the Reverse Elbow.....!
Bishop: But Charlotte sliding across Order's back and landing on her feet. Order still sprinting toward the ropes as Charlotte rushes in behind her....
Mutt: AND SHE NAILS OFFICER ORDER WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE!
(Fans pop hard as both women hit the floor.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 20 minute time limit. 15 remaining.
(Fans chanting: Sachie! Sachie! Sachie! Sachie!)
Mutt: Charlotte better watch herself by pulling stunts like that. Only Dementia Praecox has pulled moves like that and gone unscathed.
Bishop: These fans can't stand Officer Order. They are really cheering on the Dragon Trio tonight! Charlotte with a pickup and a Front Face lock. Snap Suplex finely executed!!
Mutt: Charlotte with another pickup, and a side Headlock. Charlotte with a Head of steam and BULLDOG!
(Fans cheer as Charlotte La Mancha gets back up to her feet.)
Bishop: Charlotte back up, and picking up Officer Order. Charlotte with a scoop and a....
Mutt: NO! Officer Order slipping behind Charlotte's back to her feet and driving Charlotte into the guard rail!
(Hardcores cheering as Charlotte La Mancha nearly flips over the guard railing!)
Mutt: Office Order rolling Charlotte into the ring. Order holding the back of her head as she climbs up to the ring apron. No, she's climbing up the turnbuckles from the outside!
(Fans booing as Officer Order is perched on the top turnbuckle.)
Bishop: Charlotte up to her feet, and Officer Order diving off....
Mutt: And Charlotte La Mancha with a Standing Dropkick! She nailed Officer Order in the air!
(Dawg Pound barks as Charlotte La Mancha rises up to her knees.)
Bishop: Charlotte rolling over Officer Order for the cover...
Ref: 1.........................2...................kick out!
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 20 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Charlotte slowly rising to her feet, and heading toward the corner. She's going up top!
(Fans cheering as Charlotte La Mancha climbs up the turnbuckles.)
Bishop: Charlotte up top, poised. Officer Order getting to her feet and Charlotte jumps.....AND HITS THE FLYING BULLDOG!!!!
(Fans cheering again as Charlotte La Mancha heads for the corner again.)
Mutt: Charlotte up high, looking down at the fallen Officer Order. She jumps....AND HITS THE ELBOW DROP!
Bishop: No, a kick out!
(Fans applauding and cheering as Charlotte slaps the mat in frustration.)
Mutt: Incredible reserve by Officer Order. She's taken beatings like this before, and showing that stellar reserve.
Bishop: Charlotte with a pickup Officer Order with a Nerve Strike! Order dropping down to one knee, and Charlotte clutching her trapezius muscle. Charlotte with forearm shots to the head, and Order down on both knees.
Mutt: Charlotte with a pickup and Irish whipping her into the turnbuckles. Charlotte charging forward with a Handspring Elbow....
Bishop: NO!!!!!!!!!! Officer Order with a High Back Body drop over the top turnbuckle!!!!!!!!! Charlotte hits the floor H*A*R*D!
(Fans all booing as Charlotte La Mancha lays on the floor.)
Kosei: 15 minutes have gone by in the 20 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: The momentum has shifted. Officer Order climbing up the turnbuckles. Charlotte just now getting to her feet and...
(Biggest pop of the night as Officer Order Moonsaults Charlotte La Mancha onto the floor.)
Bishop: Officer Order with AN INCREDIBLE maneuver. Order with a pickup and Strong kicks to the upper body. Order Irish Whipping Charlotte....right into the ring stairs! Order on fire, but she's hurting.
Mutt: Double O with a Frontface lock and hoist up Charlotte for a Fisherman's Buster on the floor! Order trying to ignore the pain, and going for it all!
Bishop: Order rolling Charlotte into the ring, and climbing up the turnbuckles from the outside. She's hurting. Order perched up high as Charlotte gets up on one knee. Charlotte up....
Mutt: AND OFFICER ORDER COMES FLYING OFF WITH A VICTORY ROLL!!!!
Bishop: Shoulder up! Charlotte looks exhausted. Perhaps she doesn't have the stamina to go at it with Order with such intensity. Order with strong kicks to the body of Charlotte. She Irish whips the champion to the far ropes as she stands in the middle of the ring.
Mutt: Charlotte bouncing and Officer Order with an Axe Kick to the shoulder! Charlotte is down!
Bishop: Officer Order with a pickup and Irish Whipping Charlotte to the far ropes. Charlotte bouncing off and grabbing the ropes. Officer Order with a head of steam with a flying Clothesline...
Mutt: ....but Charlotte ducks....
Bishop: But Double O flying over her, countering with a waistlock and a Sunset flip taking Charlotte over the ropes.....
Mutt: .....and landing on the floor in a modified Tiger Driver!!!!!
Bishop: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh My!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Biggest pop of the night as both women lay lifeless on the floor.)
Spud: 60 second remaining! 1 minute left!
Bishop: The ref warning Daisy not to get involved. Daisy rooting on Charlotte as she lays lifeless on the floor. She's not moving!
Mutt: Officer Order clutching her tail bone as she rolls around on the floor. Man, did you see that fall?
Bishop: Officer Order crawling toward the stairs, climbing up. Charlotte is down on the floor clutching her back.
Mutt: Order is in the ring! Order down on the canvas as the ref continues to count!
(Fans cheering on Charlotte as she gets to her knees!)
Bishop: Charlotte being coaxed up by Daisy. Order in the ring, draped over the far ropes. This thing is over!
Mutt: No! No!! NO!!! Officer Order got jipped! She had this won.
Bishop: NO, I'd say Charlotte changed strategies but was unable to keep Order down. Let's hear the official word.
Spud: Wrestling fans! At 14 minutes 25 seconds, your winner via countout!....'Double O' Officer Order!
(Fans boo as they hear 'Bad Boys' by Inner Circle)
Mutt: Fans can't believe Officer Order could beat Charlotte. Charlotte keeps the belt, but if I'm Double O, I go after Charlotte at the Dawg Pound Nights. She can beat this woman. She had the perfect strategy.
Bishop: Officer Order proved she was quicker, and perhaps able to sustain more punishment. But is she better? That's to be debated.
(Fans cheer as Charlotte is handed the Internet title and is helped up the rampway.)
Bishop: Fans, that's all for this week. For all of us here at the GDWA, I'm Allen Bishop. So long!