OWA Championship Wrestling 11-3-1996

Mariko defends her newly won OWA TV Championship against Shocker; Freddy Fever battles Gustaffson; Johnny Fate takes on Asian Invasion

Last Week on Halloween Horror

Ed: Lane wins it! Lane wins it!

Announcer: Halloween Horror: The Wheel of Torture’s Revenge is now history. Now the OWA moves on to December 22nd and the Holiday in Hell.

Ed: Thanks for joining us this week on OWA Championship Wrestling. Halloween Horror is history. We have new Tag Team champions and a new TV Champion, who we’ll be seeing in action this week. We’re also going to see Freddy Fever go one on one with Gustaffson. Comments?

Biff: Freddy’s going to wipe the mat up with old Gus.

Ed: Also debuting this week, the Rainbow Warrior, and Davey Scott. Plus we’ll announce two more teams for the Holiday In Hell PPV, and we all know the main event for that show.

Biff: We do?

Ed: It’ll be Traci Lane going one on one with OWA Champion Executioner in a steel cage. However, joining us at this time, the OWA Commissioner.

Commish: Thanks Ed. At this time, I’d like to send a verbal warning to the member of the Plague. This past week, they sat ringside during a LAW card and were rather disruptive. We do have some footage.

Ed: Let’s roll that footage now.

Footage Courtesy of LAW Wrestling

Hv: Gravel counters it!

(Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Gravel whips Menace 2 Society into the ropes, but Menace 2 Society reverses it. Menace 2 Society misses with an elbow. Menace 2 Society executes a single-leg takedown. Gravel executes a headlock takedown. Gravel executes a bearhug. The Warden makes the save.)

DR: Warden makes the save.

HV: Look at those clowns.

(Five men work their way to the front row. all wearing similar yellow T-shirts. One is dressed in bell bottom jeans, another in black jeans, the rest in normal blue jeans. The one in the black jeans wears a championship belt.)

NOTE: OWA players will recognize these guys as Executioner, Freddy Fever, The Chiefs and Asian Invasion]

DR: Wait a minute. I know I’ve seen that face before.

J: Whatever. It ain’t LAW, UCW, or HOWF, everything else is minor league.

(Gravel executes a piledriver. Gravel goes for the Garvin Stomp, but Menace 2 Society blocks it. The Warden enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Warden takes Gravel down with a snap suplex. Menace 2 Society takes Gravel down with a flying cross body press.)

Later in the card.]

J: If at first you don’t succeed.

(Danny Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, Jack reenters the ring. The Professional runs into the ropes. The Professional hits Jack with a backdrop. The Professional whips Jack into the ropes, but Jack reverses it. The Professional misses with a shoulderblock. The Professional nails him with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.)

Voice [Freddy Fever: WHERE’S THE WOMEN?

J: Who the.

HV: Those guys in the yellow shirts again. What the hell does “ova” mean?

DR: Looks more like “owa”. OWA? That’s one of the hottest feds around. I know I’ve seen some of those guys before.

HV: Yeah, and the Jets are one of the best 30-something teams in the NFL. Who let the little league wrestling fans in here anyway?

Further in the program.]

DR: Next up, Death Row takes on Diamond Brett Robbins.

(The men in the yellow shirts try to start up a “LAW sucks!” chant, then toss popcorn and candy at Jack and the Professional as they walk back up the aisle.)

J: You know, I’m getting ready to open up a can of whoop ass on those guys. Could we have them removed or something?

To: Online-Wrestling Alliance
Re: Live Action Wrestling: Thursday Night Thrashing.

As commissioner of Live Action Wrestling, let me state that any and all wrestling fans are invited to be attend LAW shows. However, it was come to my attention that a handful of OWA wrestlers were disruptive towards the show at the latest Thursday Night Thrashing.
While no harm was done, this was very unprofessional of these men, and I ask the OWA to take actions to ensure that this type of this does not happen again, as I fear it could get out of hand and potentially dangerous for the fans. LAW asks for a public apology from the wrestlers involved, in the hopes of keeping a friendly relationship between leagues. We appreciate having wrestlers around the world coming to enjoy our show, once again proving that LAW is the top federation in Wrestling today, please do not force us to take serious action.

J. Alvarado
Commissioner of Live Action Wrestling

Commish: As you can see, this could be potentially bad for the negotiations we’ve been having with LAW. Therefore, I’m going to ask the parties involved to submit a public apology. If any OWA wrestlers want to attend a LAW card, I have no problem with that as long as they act professionally and represent the OWA to the best of their ability. Thanks.

Ed: Let’s go to ringside.

Mack Truck vs. Consuelo Salyards

Announcer: This match is one fall. First, currently in the ring, weighing in at 400 pounds. Here is Mack Truck! And his opponent, escorted to the ring by the bodyguards, giant Gustaffson. she weighs in at 126 pounds. Here is “The Latin Lover” Consuelo Salyards!

Ed: This should be an interesting match.

Biff: Hey, as long as Consuelo stays away from the mountain that is Mack Truck, she might wear him out. If he falls on her, it’s over! They lock up. Consuelo Salyards goes for a spinebuster slam, but Mack Truck counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Mack Truck executes a fallaway slam.

Biff: Like I said, if he falls on her.

Ed: Mack Truck raises his hand like he’s honking the horn of a big wheeler. Mack Truck runs into the ropes. Consuelo Salyards hits Mack Truck with a clothesline. Consuelo Salyards attempts to place Mack Truck on the turnbuckle, but Mack Truck is too heavy. Consuelo Salyards goes for a diving elbow smash, but Mack Truck counters it with a duck-down move. Mack Truck executes a gutwrench suplex. Mack Truck takes him down with a facebite.

Biff: Yikes. Has he had his shots??

Ed: Just call the action, please.

Biff: Mack Truck goes for a vertical suplex, but Consuelo Salyards blocks it. Consuelo Salyards goes for a piledriver, but Mack Truck counters it with a backdrop. Mack Truck goes for an elbowdrop, but Consuelo Salyards counters it with a roll away. Consuelo Salyards attempts to place Mack Truck on the turnbuckle, but Mack Truck is too heavy. Consuelo Salyards takes him down with a small package. Referee counts: One, two, kickout.

Ed: Near fall by the Femme. Consuelo Salyards nails him with a piledriver.

Biff: She got him?!?

Ed: Don’t underestimate a Femme! Consuelo Salyards nails him with a diving elbow smash. Consuelo Salyards whips Mack Truck into the ropes. Mack Truck goes for an armbar submission, but Consuelo Salyards blocks it. Consuelo Salyards throws Mack Truck out of the ring. Consuelo Salyards goes through the ropes. Mack Truck goes for a backbreaker, but Consuelo Salyards blocks it. Consuelo Salyards executes a flying forearm. Consuelo Salyards throws Mack Truck back into the ring. Consuelo Salyards executes a flying forearm. Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up. Consuelo Salyards executes a flying spinning leg lariat. Consuelo Salyards nails him with a small package. Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up. That’s two near falls by Salyards in just a few seconds.

Biff: Consuelo Salyards runs into the ropes. Consuelo Salyards and Mack Truck get hit with a double clothesline. Consuelo Salyards goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Mack Truck counters it with a duck-down move. Mack Truck executes a flying clothesline. Mack Truck takes her down with a vertical suplex. Mack Truck whips Consuelo Salyards into the ropes. Consuelo Salyards misses with an elbow. Consuelo Salyards takes him down with an enzuigiri. Consuelo Salyards whips Mack Truck into the ropes. Consuelo Salyards misses with a clothesline. Mack Truck misses with a shoulderblock. Consuelo Salyards goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Mack Truck counters it with a duck-down move. Mack Truck goes for a back suplex, but Consuelo Salyards counters it with a cross-body block. Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Ed: That’s the first near pinfall by Mack. Consuelo Salyards takes him down with a spinebuster slam.

Ed & Biff: OH!!!!

Ed: Nice move by the Femme! Referee counts: One, kickout. Consuelo Salyards goes for a flying bodypress, but Mack Truck counters it with a roll away. Mack Truck goes for a takeover suplex, but Consuelo Salyards counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up. Consuelo Salyards goes for a flying bulldog, but Mack Truck counters it with a side step. Mack Truck raises his hand like he’s honking the horn of a big wheeler.

Biff: He keeps doing that, does he have gas or what? Mack Truck whips Consuelo Salyards into the ropes. Mack Truck goes for a chokehold, but Consuelo Salyards blocks it. Consuelo Salyards goes for a flying forearm, but Mack Truck counters it with a duck-down move. Mack Truck goes for a fallaway slam, but Consuelo Salyards counters it with a forearm smash. Consuelo Salyards nails him with a Hotshot. Consuelo Salyards takes him down with an enzuigiri. Consuelo Salyards whips Mack Truck into the turnbuckle, but Mack Truck reverses it. Mack Truck attempts to place Consuelo Salyards on the turnbuckle, but Consuelo Salyards blocks it. Mack Truck takes him down with a takeover suplex. Mack Truck goes for a flying clothesline, but Consuelo Salyards counters it with a duck-down move. Consuelo Salyards attempts to place Mack Truck on the turnbuckle, but Mack Truck blocks it. Consuelo Salyards executes a handspring elbow.

Ed: Nice handspring elbow by the Salyards. This has been a great match, very even, though Mack has her outweighed be several hundred pounds. Consuelo Salyards executes a thrust kick to the head. Consuelo Salyards executes a flying cross body press. Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Consuelo Salyards goes for a small package, but Mack Truck reverses it. Referee counts: One, shoulder up. Mack Truck executes a low blow. Mack Truck goes for a powerslam, but Consuelo Salyards counters it with a lariat. Consuelo Salyards whips Mack Truck into the ropes. Consuelo Salyards hits Mack Truck with a backdrop. Mack Truck falls out of the ring. Referee counts: one, two, three, four, five, Mack Truck reenters the ring. Consuelo Salyards attempts to place Mack Truck on the turnbuckle, but Mack Truck blocks it. Consuelo Salyards runs into the ropes. Mack Truck takes him down with a chokehold. Referee counts: One, two, three, four, five. Referee warns Mack Truck.

Biff: Looks like Mack is getting desperate here. Mack Truck takes him down with a punch. Mack Truck takes him down with a backbreaker. Mack Truck goes for a forearm smash, but Consuelo Salyards blocks it. Consuelo Salyards whips Mack Truck into the turnbuckle. Consuelo Salyards charges into the corner. Consuelo Salyards goes for a piledriver, but Mack Truck counters it with a backdrop. Mack Truck goes for a chokehold, but Consuelo Salyards blocks it. Consuelo Salyards runs into the ropes. Mack Truck nails him with a bearhug.

Ed: Good move by Mack. He’s slowly squeezing the life out of Salyards.

Biff: Why… d he let go?!? Mack Truck runs into the ropes. Mack Truck misses with a clothesline. Mack Truck goes for the Flying Football Tackle, but Consuelo Salyards counters it with a powerslam. Referee counts: One, two, kickout.

Biff: She got the big guy over and almost pinned him! Consuelo Salyards goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Mack Truck counters it with a duck-down move. Mack Truck nails him with a flying clothesline. Mack Truck goes for a slap, but Consuelo Salyards reverses it. Consuelo Salyards nails him with a spinning DDT. Consuelo Salyards goes for a flying kneedrop, but Mack Truck counters it with a roll away. Mack Truck takes him down with a ropeburn.

Ed: The guy outweighs her by 200 + pounds. Why does he have to do that sort of stuff??

Biff: This is the OWA, man. If you can’t take it, get lost, pal.

Ed: Mack Truck takes him down with a choke slam. Mack Truck executes a spinning elbowdrop. Mack Truck executes a backbreaker. Mack Truck nails him with a chokehold. Referee counts: One, two, three. Referee counts: One, two, three. Referee counts: One, two, three. Referee counts: One, two, three, four, five. Referee warns Mack Truck. That is Mack’s second warning.

Biff: Consuelo Salyards takes him down with a spinning DDT. Consuelo Salyards nails him with a flying elbowdrop. Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Consuelo Salyards takes him down with a spinebuster slam. Referee counts: One, two, kickout.

Ed: Two more near falls by Consuelo Salyards! Consuelo Salyards goes for a flying fistdrop, but Mack Truck counters it with a fist to the midsection. Mack Truck whips Consuelo Salyards into the ropes. Consuelo Salyards misses with a kick. Consuelo Salyards hits Mack Truck with a backdrop. Consuelo Salyards goes for a Hotshot, but Mack Truck counters it with a lariat. Consuelo Salyards goes for a piledriver, but Mack Truck counters it with a backdrop.

Biff: Salyards needs to finish Mack, but she can’t get in the big move. Mack Truck goes for a backbreaker, but Consuelo Salyards blocks it. Consuelo Salyards takes him down with a Hotshot. Consuelo Salyards whips Mack Truck into the turnbuckle, but Mack Truck reverses it. Mack Truck runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Consuelo Salyards lifts his knee. Consuelo Salyards executes flying headscissors. Consuelo Salyards executes a flying somersault splash. Consuelo Salyards goes for a flying somersault bodyblock, but Mack Truck counters it with a side step.

Ed: Oooo, big miss by Salyards. That could be bad for her in this match. Mack Truck goes for an avalanche, but Consuelo Salyards counters it with a kick to the head. Consuelo Salyards takes him down with a flying sunset flip. Referee counts: One, two, three.

Announcer: The winner is Consuelo Salyards. Time of match: 19: 25

Ed: She got him! Great match by the two!

Mr. America

Mr. America walks into the room and sits back down as the OWA camera crew sets up. Mr. America flips on the TV and laughs as a few UCW flashes come across the screen. The OWA crew finally gets set and the interview commences.]

Mr. America: Oh where to begin, where to begin. It appears things are in place and I’ll be making my debut here shortly. I’m sure I’ll get the good old, “I’ll kick your butt because you’re not squat here!” type comments from half of these people. Do I care? Not really. They’ll all learn in due time as I take one title. I may even bring a few friends of mine. I know of a couple who are looking for work, and beating people is right up their alley. Well, it’s only a matter of time before America’s perfection steps into the ring. I’m sure that everyone around here won’t take a liking because they’ll all become jealous of the most talented man in wrestling. The UEA.my boys own that, and it’s time that we took over some feds around outside of the UEA. I’ve heard that this is one badass place though, so who knows. The UEA could see a fourth federation all in due time.

Mr. America gets up and heads to the bar. He pours himself a drink and returns to his seat. He takes a sip of his drink and turns back towards the camera. He glances around and then looks back towards the camera again.]

Mr. America: Look around me. You see the wealth in this mansion. You see what me and my associates have earned because of our success in the UEA. It’s time that I just add some more money to the pile as well as gold. I’ll work my way up the ladder though. I’m not some new snot nosed punk who’ll come in and demand a title shot just because I’m here. I won’t go out and attack a champ in hopes of creating cheap heat for a title shot. I’ll wipe every one of my opponents across the mat and get the attention of the entire federation and fed heads to where they all say, “Hey! Mr. America is the best. He’s so good that he deserves a title shot!!” After that, I’ll take the chump to school and take his gold and pride. That’s all there is to it. Everyone who steps into the ring with me will realize that I am the best after I hit him/her with the Made in America and that person lays helpless on the mat on his/her back starring at the arena lights as the ref counts to three and Mr. America gets another win to add to his column.

The phone rings. Mr. America picks up the phone to his right.]

Mr. America: Hello? Hey! No, not too much. Just doing an interview for the OWA. Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. Sure will. Right. No problem. Yeah. Later.

Mr. America hangs up the phone.]

Mr. America: Looks like I’ll have to cut this short. I know all of you are quite disappointed that you can’t hear the ranting of America’s best anymore, but you’ll have to live with it.

Mr. America gets up and heads out of the room as the scene fades to black.]

Rainbow Warrior vs. Joe B Jobber

Announcer: This match is one fall. Coming to the ring, weighing in at 250 pounds, Joe B Jobber! And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Pretty Boy Monty. Weighing in at 280 pounds. Here is the Rainbow Warrior!

Ed: Here we go. Back in action this week, the Rainbow Warrior.

Biff: Will people never learn that the best action is in the OWA? They keep coming back!

Ed: They lock up. Joe B Jobber takes him down with a legsweep faceslam. Joe B Jobber nails him with a headlock takedown. Joe B Jobber goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Rainbow Warrior counters it with a backdrop. In turn, Joe B Jobber counters it with a sunset flip. Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Biff: Joe Jobber is on a hot streak right now. This may not be Rainbow Warriors day! Joe B Jobber goes for a powerslam, but Rainbow Warrior counters it with a lariat. Rainbow Warrior goes for a Figure Four Leglock. Joe B Jobber submits in 28 seconds.

Ed: And that ends that. The Rainbow Warrior with a resounding win on his re-debut here in the OWA. I hear that he and Pretty Boy Monty are going after Brawlers Inc. and the OWA Tag Team Championship.

Biff: Oh. Right.

Announcer: The winner is Rainbow Warrior. Time of match: 0: 01: 43

Elaine: I am here awaiting the comeback of Davey Scott, and here comes. There goes the music, and there he is. Davey, may I have a few words from you?

Davey: Anytime hun, you know I am always willing to do things for you.

Elaine: Anyways, first things first, I want to welcome you back to the OWA. Second of all, do you have ANY comments about that address to the Fatal Femmes?

Davey: Hey, I have been known to say what I feel, and quite frankly, that the way I feel. I am very opinionated. However, Fatal Femmes are the least of my problems for the moment. As they are going to have a little problem with the Plague, and quite frankly, I think they got their hands full, so I shall not make any formal challenges or any threats to them, if I ever do.

Elaine: Anyways, I just want to know your opinion on the OWA?

Davey: OWA has change since I have been gone, and so have I. I have change my views and strategy, and quite frankly, I am just going to lay it on the line to anybody, and everybody, I am not the same man, I will never be the same man that I left. So don’t get used to it. Well, Elaine, it looks that person in the ring is waiting IMPATIENTLY for me to enter, so I better make tracks with him.

Elaine: That Davey for you, back to you Ed.

Davey Scott vs. John B. Jobber

Announcer: This match is one fall. First in the ring weighing in at 250 pounds. John B Jobber! And his opponent, now entering the ring. Weighing in at 280 pounds, here is “Sexy Boy” Davey Scott!

Ed: Our first look at the returning Davey Scott.

Biff: Why… d he leave in the first place?

Ed: They lock up. Davey Scott goes for a crucifix, but John B Jobber counters it with a Samoan Drop. In turn, Davey Scott counters it with an elbowsmash. Davey Scott nails him with a sunset flip. Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Davey Scott goes for a side suplex, but John B Jobber blocks it. John B Jobber nails him with a spin kick. Davey Scott misses with a kick. Davey Scott hits John B Jobber with a kick. Davey Scott executes a kneelift. Davey looks to be in great shape. Nice kneelift.

Biff: John B Jobber goes for a Soviet suplex, but Davey Scott blocks it. Davey Scott runs into the ropes. John B Jobber misses with a clothesline. Davey Scott nails him with a spin kick. Davey Scott takes him down with a piledriver. He should have covered him. One of these days, one of these Jobber boys is going to upset an OWA star. Then what will you do?

Ed: Davey Scott runs into the ropes. John B Jobber misses with an elbow. John B Jobber goes for a crucifix, but Davey Scott counters it with a Samoan Drop. Davey Scott takes him down with a bulldog headlock. Ouch! Nice bulldog. Looks like Scott isn’t done with Jobber as of yet.

Biff: Davey Scott whips John B Jobber into the ropes, but John B Jobber reverses it. John B Jobber executes a swinging neckbreaker. John B Jobber nails him with an enzuilariato. John B Jobber is going for the pin. Referee counts: One, shoulder up. Nice comeback by Jobber, but I wonder if he can follow it up.

Ed: Davey Scott catches him in the Spinning Piledriver Referee counts: One, two, and three.

Biff: Guess not.

Announcer: The winner is Davey Scott. Time of match: 0: 07: 43

Xyz

(In a Dark Gym. no light. in the back, one man is training)

(the owner of the gym stops the cameramen)

Boss: This is Xyz, but you have nothing to do here, don’t go closer!

{The cameramen steps back and carefully look at the man kicking on a punching bag)

Cameramen: Wow!! You see the power of this man, he is about 6’5” and 270 pounds, no hair.

(The Man stops kicking on the punching bag and look in the direction of the camera. his eyes pass from dark brown to light Red)

Cameramen: DID YOU SEE THAT!!!!!!!

(Fade to Black)

Holiday In Hell Update

Myers Watterson: Welcome to the first Holiday In Hell report!

First let me announce that the OWA Commission has signed for December 1st, a match between the OWA Champion Executioner and the North American Champion Monica Brant! The OWA Title will be on the line for this match. Please note, this is a champion vs. champion match and that if the titles change hands prior to December 1st that the new champion will be placed into this match. Now on with the update.

First we know that OWA Champion Executioner will take on Wheel of Torture tournament winner, Traci Lane in a steel cage match for the OWA Title. The remainder of the card will be a 4 person tag team tournament. There will be 8 teams. The first round will be normal 8 wrestler tag matches. The second round will be elimination tag matches with only the survivors advancing to the finals which will be a War Games match! Here are some teams:

Team Plague: Captain Freddy Fever, The Chiefs and Asian Invasion
Team Family: Captain Pretty Boy Monty, Rainbow Warrior, Jetstream, & Shogun
Team Elite: Captain Anthony Hazard, The Shocker, and the Extremists

Plus this team just announced!

Team Femme: Captain Rachel Ryan, Consuelo Salyards, Mariko & Gustaffson

We’ll have more on this big event in upcoming weeks!

Freddy Fever vs. Gustaffson

Announcer: This match is one fall. First, being led to the ring by Mike Mustang. Weighing in at 243 pounds. Here is the “Disco Kid” Freddy Fever!!

Fever grabs the mic: The UNCROWNED North American Champion! And tonight, I’m going to take the Grape Ape and squash him like a bug!!! Wham!! Brant! Watch what I do to your little giant!

Announcer: And his opponent. Being led to the ring by Traci Lane. Weighing in at 367 pounds. Here is the giant, Gustaffson!!

Ed: Here we go. Freddy Fever attacks Gustaffson before the bell. Freddy Fever takes him down with a dropkick. Freddy Fever takes him down with a slap, but Gustaffson doesn’t sell it at all. Freddy Fever executes a swinging punch, but Gustaffson doesn’t sell it at all. I think Fever’s in big trouble here. Those blows aren’t affecting the big guy.

Biff: Gustaffson executes a kick to the midsection. Gustaffson takes him down with a kneelift. Gustaffson goes for a piledriver, but Freddy Fever counters it with a backdrop. Freddy Fever nails him with a swinging punch. Freddy Fever nails him with a chop. Freddy Fever goes for a choke against the ropes, but Gustaffson blocks it. Gustaffson executes a kick to the midsection. Gustaffson whips Freddy Fever into the turnbuckle, but Freddy Fever reverses it. Freddy Fever takes him down with a spin kick.

Ed: Nice recovery by Fever. He’s gotta get offensive if he’s going to beat the giant.

Biff: Hey. Fever can be pretty offensive. Hey. I didn’t mean it like that!

Ed: Freddy Fever goes for a vertical suplex, but Gustaffson blocks it. Gustaffson takes him down with the Running Forearm Smash. Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up. Near fall by the giant.

Biff: Gustaffson executes a headbutt. Gustaffson takes him down with a jumping DDT. Gustaffson goes for a football tackle, but Freddy Fever counters it with a side step. Freddy Fever throws Gustaffson out of the ring. Freddy Fever struts around the ring. Referee counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Gustaffson reenters the ring. Freddy Fever executes a Hotshot. Freddy Fever struts around the ring.

Ed: This is a mistake. He should be going for a cover here. Gus is back up! Gustaffson whips Freddy Fever into the ropes. Gustaffson hits Freddy Fever with a backdrop. Freddy Fever falls out of the ring. Gustaffson goes through the ropes. Freddy Fever whips Gustaffson into the guardrail. Freddy Fever reenters the ring. Gustaffson follows him back in. Freddy Fever takes him down with a snap mare. Freddy Fever executes a spin kick. Freddy Fever takes him down with a Hotshot. Freddy Fever takes him down with a vertical suplex. Freddy Fever takes him down with a facerake. Freddy Fever runs into the ropes. Freddy Fever executes a back heel kick. Freddy Fever takes him down with a fist to the midsection. Freddy Fever takes him down with a bodyslam. Freddy Fever throws Gustaffson out of the ring. Fever is on a roll here. He’s dishing out a ton of punishment to Gustaffson.

Biff: Well, no one ever said the big guy had any brains. Big body. Itsy bitsy brains. Gustaffson reenters the ring. Freddy Fever nails him with a flying lariat. Freddy Fever struts around the ring. Freddy Fever goes for a choke against the ropes, but Gustaffson doesn’t sell it. Freddy Fever begs off.

Ed: Uh oh. Gus is pissed now.

Biff: Get out of the ring, Freddy! Gustaffson catches him in a power bomb. Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Gustaffson nails him with a spinning power bomb. Referee counts: One, two, kickout.

Ed: Freddy just won’t stay down.

Biff: He’s kinda like a cockroa… er… never mind.

Ed: Gustaffson goes for a vertical suplex, but Freddy Fever blocks it. Freddy Fever executes a piledriver. Freddy Fever takes him down with a backbreaker. Freddy Fever takes him down with a waistlock suplex. Referee counts: One, two, kickout.

Biff: Near fall for the Disco King. Freddy Fever runs into the ropes. Freddy Fever takes him down with a flying lariat. Gustaffson takes him down with a powerslam. Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Gustaffson nails him with a jack-knife power bomb. Gustaffson executes the Drop Piledriver and goes for the pin. Referee counts: One, two, three.

Ed: Gus gets the pinfall!

Biff: What? What a lucky man he is!! There’s no way he couldn’t have beaten Fever!

Announcer: The winner is Gustaffson. Time of match: 0: 09: 46

Johnny Fate vs. Asian Invasion

Announcer: This match is one fall. First, coming to the ring. Weighing in at 245 pounds. Here is Johnny Fate! (Fate takes the Microphone, and Mack Truck comes to ringside)

Johnny: Asian Invasion. I told you I had a surprise!!! You thought that he was on your side didn’t he? Well he’s not!!! Mack tell everyone what’s up!!!

Mack: Ladies and Gentlemen. Johnny Fate is a changed man!!! I went into his office last week to talk to him about beating up Invasion, and he simply smiled and laughed!!! He said that Invasion will get his soon enough. I also talked to Fate about he and I forming a tag team!! Well you tell them the good news.

Johnny: Mack Truck and I are now going to be known as “The Power Team”! I’ve got all the power upstairs and he’s got all the power right here!!!

{Johnny points to his arm}

Mack: The Power Team is coming after every one of you loser tag teams!!! I want to win the Tag Team Belts for all the children around the world!!! And you know when I want to win it Johnny?

Johnny: When is that big man?

Mack: I want to win it before Christmas!!!! I want to win those belts for all the kids who are cheering for us right now!!!

Johnny: We will. We will!!!!!!!

Announcer: And his opponent. Being led to the ring by Freddy Fever. He weighs in at 230 pounds. Here is the newest member of the Plague, Asian Invasion!

Fever – grabs the mic: Hey. Fate. That halo you’re wearing around these days, looks a little crooked. How about Invasion comes in and fix that for yam, punk! Hahahaah!

Ed: Invasion and Fever are cracking up over that comment. Freddy looking a little worse for wear after this encounter with the Giant.

Biff: As well they should. Fate is a wuss for listening to the fans. He’s a moron and a loser, and now he’s just plain stupid.

Ed: There’s the bell. Freddy with the distraction and Invasion just jumped Fate! Asian Invasion misses with a clothesline. Asian Invasion misses with an elbow. Asian Invasion misses with a shoulderblock. Johnny Fate hits Asian Invasion with a clothesline. This isn’t Invasion’s night.

Biff: Johnny Fate takes him down with a German suplex. Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Johnny Fate executes a dropkick to the knee. Johnny Fate executes a flying spinning leg lariat. Fate’s working on the legs of Invasion. Fever’s pounding on the ring apron, cheering on Invasion.

Ed: Johnny Fate whips Asian Invasion into the ropes. Asian Invasion hits Johnny Fate with a shoulderblock. Asian Invasion nails him with an inverted atomic drop. Johnny Fate runs into the ropes. Johnny Fate misses with a kick. Asian Invasion executes a sleeperhold.

Biff: This’ll slow down Fate. Johnny Fate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Asian Invasion nails him with a bodyslam. Asian Invasion whips Johnny Fate into the turnbuckle. Asian Invasion runs shoulder-first into the corner. Asian Invasion executes a standing wristlock. Johnny Fate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 23 seconds.

Ed: Asian Invasion going for the submission moves. I know that Fate is suffering a sore arm from Halloween Horror and the submission match with Monty.

Biff: Oh, you mean the one where Fate QUIT! Hahahahaha. Asian Invasion executes a flying karate chop. Asian Invasion executes a figure-four leglock. Johnny Fate reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds.

Biff: I’m not sure I understand the game plan. Invasion is going to work on different body parts. He should be concentrating on that arm. Johnny Fate executes a sleeperhold. Asian Invasion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Johnny Fate runs into the ropes. Johnny Fate executes a Japanese armdrag takedown. Johnny Fate nails him with a crucifix. Referee counts: One, kickout. Johnny Fate executes a short clothesline. Johnny Fate nails him with a short clothesline.

Ed: Nice comeback by Fate. Johnny Fate runs into the ropes. Asian Invasion hits Johnny Fate with a clothesline. Johnny Fate falls out of the ring.

Biff: Well, it WAS. Muahahahah! Referee counts: one, two, Johnny Fate reenters the ring. Asian Invasion runs into the ropes. Asian Invasion hits Johnny Fate with a backdrop. Johnny Fate falls out of the ring. Asian Invasion goes through the ropes. They’re brawling on the floor.

Ed: I hope Fever doesn’t get involved here.

Biff: Or Mack! Sheesh. Blame everything on Fever. They’re brawling on the floor. Asian Invasion takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker. Asian Invasion knocks Johnny Fate into the ringpost. Asian Invasion whips Johnny Fate into the guardrail. Asian Invasion executes a chop. Asian Invasion reenters the ring. Johnny Fate follows him back in.

Ed: The action is now back in the ring and Fate is hurting.

Biff: And that’s just with his looks.

Ed: Will you shut up and call the action. Asian Invasion nails him with a hiptoss. Asian Invasion executes a dropkick. Asian Invasion goes for the Flying Head Scissors, but he can’t do it. Johnny Fate counters it with a duck-down move. Johnny Fate takes him down with a spinning backbreaker. Johnny Fate nails him with a stomachbreaker. Johnny Fate takes him down with a grapevine.

Ed: Fate’s coming back. The crowd is cheering him on. Asian Invasion whips Johnny Fate into the turnbuckle, but Johnny Fate reverses it. Johnny Fate runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Asian Invasion lifts his knee.

Biff: So much for that. Hehe. Asian Invasion runs into the ropes. Asian Invasion executes a swinging neckbreaker. Asian Invasion whips Johnny Fate into the ropes. Johnny Fate falls out of the ring.

Ed: Mack Truck is beefing with the referee and oh no! Freddy Fever nails Johnny Fate with a brainbuster. Freddy Fever rolls Johnny Fate back into the ring. Asian Invasion covers Johnny Fate.

Biff: It’s over!!! Hahahaha!

Referee counts: one, two, three.

Announcer: The winner is Asian Invasion. Time of match: 0: 22: 49

OWA TV Championship: Mariko vs. Shocker

Announcer: This match is one fall and is for the OWA TV Championship. First introducing the challenger. Being led to the ring by Sir Goodwin. He weighs in at 230 pounds. Here is the Shocker! And his opponent. Being led to the ring by Gustaffson. Weighing in at 167 pounds. Here is the OWA TV Champion. Mariko!

Ed: The Shocker runs into the ropes. The Shocker executes a double-axhandle chop. The Shocker goes for an atomic drop, but Mariko counters it with a bulldog headlock. Nice counter by Mariko. Shocker started off quickly, but Mariko put a stop to that. Mariko whips The Shocker into the turnbuckle, but The Shocker reverses it. The Shocker goes for a forearm to the back, but Mariko counters it with a side step. Mariko executes a jumping side kick.

Biff: OH! Nice kick by the Femme. Mariko whips The Shocker into the ropes, but The Shocker reverses it. The Shocker nails him with a bearhug.

Ed: I’m not sure how well this’ll work. Shocker’s not much of a power wrestler. Mariko reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. The Shocker whips Mariko into the turnbuckle, but Mariko reverses it. Mariko charges into the corner, but The Shocker moves out of the way.

Biff: Mariko takes it hard in the corner. The Shocker takes him down with a flying axhandle. The Shocker takes him down with a grapevine. Mariko reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Shocker nails him with a tiger suplex. Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Ed: We almost has a new champion there.

Biff: I dunno. Hey, look up the aisle.

(There are 4 masked lady wrestlers standing in the aisle way. they are apparently watching this match with some interest)

Ed: Where did they come from? Who are they?

Biff: Like I’d know. Mariko nails him with a belly-to-back suplex. Mariko nails him with a bow-and-arrow submission. The Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Mariko whips The Shocker into the ropes. The Shocker bumps into Referee. Mariko goes for the Spinning Crescent Kick. There is no referee to count.

Ed: Tough break for Mariko. There’s no ref to count that fall. The Shocker gets back up. The Shocker nails him with the Running Forearm Smash. There is no referee to count.

Biff: Dummy Shocker didn’t wake up the ref. The Shocker executes a double-axhandle chop. Mariko nails him with a powerslam. There is no referee to count.

Ed: Finally the referee is back up. Mariko goes for flying headscissors, but The Shocker counters it with a throw-off. The Shocker goes for a clothesline, but Mariko counters it with a duck-down move. Mariko goes for a spin kick, but The Shocker counters it with a duck-down move. The Shocker goes for a tiger driver, but Mariko counters it with a backdrop.

Biff: Several counters there, but Mariko comes out on top of the exchange. Mariko executes a spin kick. Mariko nails him with a flying clothesline. Mariko takes him down with a reverse cradle. Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up. Close count by the referee.

Ed: Mariko executes a flying clothesline. Mariko catches The Shocker totally by surprise. Mariko executes the Spinning Crescent Kick and goes for the pin. Referee counts: One, two, three. Mariko retains the title!! Next week, she’ll defend against Chaos!

Biff: You mean, the Crusher Chaos. Stacks is still in traction after Halloween Horror. Perhaps we’ll see Mariko carried out as well.

Announcer: The winner is Mariko. Time of match: 0: 08: 46

Ed: That’s all the time we have for this week. We’ll see you next week for OWA Championship Wrestling!

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